Imagine how annoyed I was a Few weeks ago when, after finishing my limited edition Pringles Taste test, this came out of the blue!
Cadbury's has released for the summer 3 icecream inspired flavours of their baked good-The Mini Roll-A chocolate roulade about 3 ins long covered in Cadbury's signature Chocolate! Being limited editions, you can't buy these separate, only in packs of 10. We will do this is Alphabetical Order.
Before i Start, the advertising suggests that i should put the cakes in a freezer overnight!
I'm Eating these straight out of the package, with a cuppa, Like a cake, CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CAKE! WHO FREEZES A CAKE?
CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT
Package Colour: Brown and White Scarf
Calorie count-510 calories
Package Mottoes-"Freeze Me" "Cold as Ice" "Ice To Eat Me" "Spread the Joy" "Choc Full Of Joy" "Choc-Tastic"
Two Bites and Confection is obliterated, Chocolate Sponge with a Chocolate Cream, looks bland, tastes bland, is bland. The cream keeps the dry sponge most, so there's that!
NEAPOLITAN
Package Colour: Pink and White Scarf
Calorie Count: 515 calories
Package Mottoes-the 1st four above are repeated but are joined by "Triple Trouble" and "THE Classic!"
You Can smell it through the plastic and all the memories of summer holidays and family parties come flooding back! To invoke the taste of Neapolitan,the sponge is not chocolate, but vanilla and the cream (the very little of it!) is strawberry, Delicious and Novel concept, would have liked more cream!
TOFFEE SWIRL
Package Colour: Sand and white Scarf
Calorie Count: 540 calories
Package Mottoes; "Toffee-tastic" "Naughty but Ice" "BRRRRR!" "Melt in Your Mouth" "Just For Mum"
As always, the Toffee Flavour is the most heaviest flavour of the bunch. The sponge is vanilla again and cream is joined by a thin layer of butterscotch on it, which spirals to the bottom the closer i eat to the adjacent end. It has the same problem the 1st had, no contrasting flavours, chocolate hazelnut had chocolate-in-chocolate-in-chocolate, whilst this has vanilla-in-vanilla-in-vanilla, with the chocolate breaking up the flavour!
Well, that's it!
I'm gonna sitting here waiting for #TNAWFUL to release the next One SHITE whenever they feel like it, instead of capitalizing on the 4 week wait til WWE battleground and RELEASING IT NOW!
I'm review it when it does get released, I will no longer be reviewing Battleground, BECAUSE I AM OPTING TO WATCH THE DRAFT ON THE LIVE SMACKDOWN INSTEAD!
See you all soon!
Cadbury's has released for the summer 3 icecream inspired flavours of their baked good-The Mini Roll-A chocolate roulade about 3 ins long covered in Cadbury's signature Chocolate! Being limited editions, you can't buy these separate, only in packs of 10. We will do this is Alphabetical Order.
Before i Start, the advertising suggests that i should put the cakes in a freezer overnight!
I'm Eating these straight out of the package, with a cuppa, Like a cake, CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CAKE! WHO FREEZES A CAKE?
CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT
Package Colour: Brown and White Scarf
Calorie count-510 calories
Package Mottoes-"Freeze Me" "Cold as Ice" "Ice To Eat Me" "Spread the Joy" "Choc Full Of Joy" "Choc-Tastic"
Two Bites and Confection is obliterated, Chocolate Sponge with a Chocolate Cream, looks bland, tastes bland, is bland. The cream keeps the dry sponge most, so there's that!
NEAPOLITAN
Package Colour: Pink and White Scarf
Calorie Count: 515 calories
Package Mottoes-the 1st four above are repeated but are joined by "Triple Trouble" and "THE Classic!"
You Can smell it through the plastic and all the memories of summer holidays and family parties come flooding back! To invoke the taste of Neapolitan,the sponge is not chocolate, but vanilla and the cream (the very little of it!) is strawberry, Delicious and Novel concept, would have liked more cream!
TOFFEE SWIRL
Package Colour: Sand and white Scarf
Calorie Count: 540 calories
Package Mottoes; "Toffee-tastic" "Naughty but Ice" "BRRRRR!" "Melt in Your Mouth" "Just For Mum"
As always, the Toffee Flavour is the most heaviest flavour of the bunch. The sponge is vanilla again and cream is joined by a thin layer of butterscotch on it, which spirals to the bottom the closer i eat to the adjacent end. It has the same problem the 1st had, no contrasting flavours, chocolate hazelnut had chocolate-in-chocolate-in-chocolate, whilst this has vanilla-in-vanilla-in-vanilla, with the chocolate breaking up the flavour!
Well, that's it!
I'm gonna sitting here waiting for #TNAWFUL to release the next One SHITE whenever they feel like it, instead of capitalizing on the 4 week wait til WWE battleground and RELEASING IT NOW!
I'm review it when it does get released, I will no longer be reviewing Battleground, BECAUSE I AM OPTING TO WATCH THE DRAFT ON THE LIVE SMACKDOWN INSTEAD!
See you all soon!
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