TNA'S SLAMMIVERSARY is on Saturday
But the Brits and this Irishman won't see it anyway!
So what has put me in a very bad nature?
All Tna ppv's on Saturdays, because of Menclature
One SHITE Only, a night later well that is just Grand
but 6 day wait for a live show? I'M GONNA THROW HANDS!
We tweeted that proposed to change it to wednesday with a bit of Nudge
But the gameshow channel that know Jackshit about wrestling, wouldn't move a budge
A Rebrand at challenge is coming to revert to a gameshow ONLY! Station
They already cancelled...
So after MITB, I WON'T REVIEW TNA TIL JULY!
Because if you don't care, THEN WHY SHOULD I
Not having the show this week does not make sense!
But i suppose i can throw in my two cents!
DREW GALLOWAY VS BOBBY LASHLEY IS YOUR MAINEVENT THAT NIGHT!
The Match is Billed as a Legitimate Fight!
Drew has being fighting champion, the Scot's Double Tough!
But being an MMA fighter, Lashley Know's his stuff!
What has Happened to Matt Hardy-Everyone's Hero?
He's got Badger-Arse Hair and is obsessed with "BRUVAH NERRRRRRROOOOOOO!
Using Baby as a prop is some stupid style villainy
HE AND JEFF HARDY WILL FIGHT IN NOT-TLC!
MIKE BENNETT IS A WORLD CLASS WRESTLER! THAT'S A FACT
(But someone should told the Creative Team That!)
the guy only fights jobbers and that makes me sick
Ethan Midcarder got pissed "Hey that's my Gimmick!"
AT HIS FIRST CRAPPIVERSARY! BENNETT HAS THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE
....Too bad all the focus has gone to his Wife!
For Months, Maria has dome nothing but Scold
With her voice she stole from a 4-year old!
MARIA THE HEAD KNOCKOUT FACES GAIL KIM WITH NO INTENTION TO QUIT!
....YEAH GOOD FUCKING LUCK YOUR GONNA NEED IT!
JADE THE KNOCKOUT'S CHAMP FACES MARIA'S NEW PROXY
(Because Maria's style of Wrestling is, at Best, Poxy!)
Sienna-formerly known as Alysin Kay
Crushed the veteran Gail like a beercan....on her very 1st day!
Jade seems like she has her work cut out for her
She still wishes Rebel was at Ringside, even if she is Dumb As Dirt!
A Cash in the feast or fired took as long as it take
We have new King of the Mountain and his name is "EL.I. DRAKE!"
THE FORMER CHAMP BRAM WANTS TO BEAT HIM LIKE HIS EX-WIFE!
But he won't...AND THAT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE!
Al Snow these days is acting like a tool!
Al's new charges are the French Legionaires
But the Brits and this Irishman won't see it anyway!
So what has put me in a very bad nature?
All Tna ppv's on Saturdays, because of Menclature
One SHITE Only, a night later well that is just Grand
but 6 day wait for a live show? I'M GONNA THROW HANDS!
We tweeted that proposed to change it to wednesday with a bit of Nudge
But the gameshow channel that know Jackshit about wrestling, wouldn't move a budge
A Rebrand at challenge is coming to revert to a gameshow ONLY! Station
They already cancelled...
So after MITB, I WON'T REVIEW TNA TIL JULY!
Because if you don't care, THEN WHY SHOULD I
Not having the show this week does not make sense!
But i suppose i can throw in my two cents!
DREW GALLOWAY VS BOBBY LASHLEY IS YOUR MAINEVENT THAT NIGHT!
The Match is Billed as a Legitimate Fight!
Drew has being fighting champion, the Scot's Double Tough!
But being an MMA fighter, Lashley Know's his stuff!
What has Happened to Matt Hardy-Everyone's Hero?
He's got Badger-Arse Hair and is obsessed with "BRUVAH NERRRRRRROOOOOOO!
Using Baby as a prop is some stupid style villainy
HE AND JEFF HARDY WILL FIGHT IN NOT-TLC!
MIKE BENNETT IS A WORLD CLASS WRESTLER! THAT'S A FACT
(But someone should told the Creative Team That!)
the guy only fights jobbers and that makes me sick
Ethan Midcarder got pissed "Hey that's my Gimmick!"
AT HIS FIRST CRAPPIVERSARY! BENNETT HAS THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE
....Too bad all the focus has gone to his Wife!
For Months, Maria has dome nothing but Scold
With her voice she stole from a 4-year old!
MARIA THE HEAD KNOCKOUT FACES GAIL KIM WITH NO INTENTION TO QUIT!
....YEAH GOOD FUCKING LUCK YOUR GONNA NEED IT!
JADE THE KNOCKOUT'S CHAMP FACES MARIA'S NEW PROXY
(Because Maria's style of Wrestling is, at Best, Poxy!)
Sienna-formerly known as Alysin Kay
Crushed the veteran Gail like a beercan....on her very 1st day!
Jade seems like she has her work cut out for her
She still wishes Rebel was at Ringside, even if she is Dumb As Dirt!
A Cash in the feast or fired took as long as it take
We have new King of the Mountain and his name is "EL.I. DRAKE!"
THE FORMER CHAMP BRAM WANTS TO BEAT HIM LIKE HIS EX-WIFE!
But he won't...AND THAT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE!
Al Snow these days is acting like a tool!
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| "IN MY DAY, WE HAD TO WALK 15 MILES TO WRESTLING SCHOOL! |
the guys with potential but wwe didn't care!
THE FRENCH AND AL HAVE BEING TREATING GRADO AND SHERA LIKE JERKS!
Somewhere during this Shera forgot how the English Language Work!
If you expect faces to win, don't hold your Breath!
they must make this new faction look like a threat!
THE X DIVISION 4WAY WILL OPEN PROCESSIONS
THE CRUISERS THE ONLY GOOD LEFT IN IMPACT WRESTLING!
The current champ Trevor Lee, looks like a Caveman, Defrosted
takes advantage of opponents G.S. Helms Accosted!
It's time for Eddie Edwards to have a singles belt to Wear
...And Zima Ion will also be there!
To the tag belts now, and what can i say?
Abyss's career is reborn because of Decay!
they put Jesse and robbie back together because single runs fell flat
and now they are managed by Tough Enough's Ring-Rat!
They got back to together so they can feud over a skank!
This wont end well, take that to the bank!
Pepper Parks now Braxton Sutter will debut on Slammerversary
BUT HIS OPPONENT IS AT THIS TBC!
WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS RHYME!
I'LL BE BACK WITH MITB PREDICTIONS SO SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
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