Wednesday, August 17, 2016

SummerSlam 2016 predictions post

Through better health or maybe because of my wonderful friends and loyal fans, I Have decided NOT TO TAKE A SUMMER SABBATICAL! SUMMERSLAM WILL BE WATCHED LIVE! AND REVIEWED HERE!

A Reminder that the show is 4 hours long, and will start an hour earlier than what you are use to, in my case, It will start at midnight in Ireland!

Lets Get to it!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
DEAN "TITTYMASTER" AMBROSE (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER

I watched Smackdown last night and i never seen Dolph as impassioned as he was last night, I am expecting a full on heel turn by Dolph! Dean only had a warm-up match with Erick Rowan where he won so...
MONEY ON: DOLPH

WWE BESTEST BELT IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE NANANANA!, NO TAKEBACKS! CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS VS FINN BALOR

Can I just say that the "Universe" Belt is a stupid name? I get it you are into theme naming, You name the worst singles belt after something small-Europe and then you build by calling the belts after something bigger than the previous thing (USA
To the match itself, this will be a showstealer, i can't call it! I may have to do a full play-by-play on Monday morning!

WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE VS SASHA BANKS(c)
Are we suppose to feel sorry for Asya 2.0 for getting kicked to the kerb by Charlotte?
TO HELL WITH THAT!
MONEY ON: SASHA
TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIP

GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) VS SMILLIE VON HAPPYTOBEHERE!
Miz didn't have a match last night, and Crews had one on Main event! and the build up was during the commercials last night on smackdown! No one cares!
MONEY ON: JUST RETIRE THE IC BELT!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
RUSEV (c) VS BLOWMAN LAMES!
Aw, he's defending the honour of his wife
YAY!
...OH WAIT! HE'S A STILL A SNEAKY FORIEGNER!
BOOO BOOO GO 'MURICA BOOO!

MONEY ON: ROMAN, NEPOTISM, ASSKISSING...AND 'MURICA!

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NEW DAY (KINGSTON/WOODS) (c) VS THE CLUB (GALLOWS/ANDERSON)

It looks like the positivity train has being derailed. It has being a fabulous, fantastic, fun fill run for 300+ days but all good things must come to an end
MONEY: Without it's heavy Hitter, there is only so much that Kofi and Xavier a man with a very dodgy knee, can do! Finish will be arrival of Big E, miscommunication and a roll up-new Tag champions!

SMACKDOWN VS RAW
A DRUG TAKING MAN CHILD WHO IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY VS ANOTHER DRUG TAKING MAN CHILD WHO IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY!
COULD NOT CARE LESS! NEXT!

6-WOMAN TAG MATCH!
BECKY/IMMARAISIN/CARMELLA VS NATALYA/BLISS THE BLONDE BELLA/ALLBOTCHEVERYTHING

I bet Eva doesn't turn up! besides she probably doesn't now what event she is booked for! Let me ask her!

SO, EVA! ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOU MATCH AT...WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW AGAIN?

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MONEY ON: EVA TO DITCH NATTIE AND BLONDE BELLA SKANK! EASY WIN FOR FACES!

TAG MATCH
ENZO/CASS VS JERICHOWENS!
How Popular are the Big Cass and Enzo Amore? There first Summerslam and it's in there home state and they get to wrestle two top men! I smell feud title hunt, How you Doin'!
MONEY ON ENZO AND CASS!

BEST OF 7 ROUND ONE
LAME-ARSE VS CESARO
CESARO HAS TO FIGHT LAMEARSE 7 MORE TIMES?
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APPEARANCES BY JOHN STEWART, NO DOUBT HE WILL PIN HEATH SLATER TO STOP HIM GETTING A CONTRACT! COME ON WWE, HAVE A HEART! HEATH HAS CHILDER TO FEED!
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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Well that's it!
Results will up on this blog on Monday sometime after 11am local time! Hope you enjoy the show!

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