Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put your ppv at the exact same time as the Olympic Closing Ceremony, eh Vince?
As such, I forgot about the 1st 15 minutes! gladly that was how long Enzo's Promo was so i missed nowt! Despite the Hometown response, The Realest Guys In the Room got owned by the Most Legit Veterans on the Roster!, ending the match with an off the Cuff Pop-up Codebreaker! That's right the set up for one Special tags into another! That's some Inazuma Eleven type shit for you!
Women's Match was next and i think Sasha is legitimately hurt. Ref made a Judgement call and changed the finish, That's what it looked like! Here's hoping it's not too Serious!
Toilet Break Championship was a joke I made up last week to make fun of Miz's title reign as the Intercontinental champion. Turns out to be true as People were actually leaving their seats in droves! Cameramen focus more on tight shots as damage Control. Surprise Surprise, Miz won by Cheating, Because who needs overrated stuff like "TALENT" Or "TECHNIQUE"?
To Distract us from throwing our Garbage into the ring, what happened next was the highlight of last night/earlier this morning! Which I will now do play by play for! this is special, i only do play by play for the best matches!
JOHN CENA VS AJ STYLES!
Opening Bell, and Both Competitors Lock Up. Hammerlock by Cena, Clean Break. Side Headlock by Styles Clean Break, but Styles Admonishes Cena for some reason, Flying Superman Tackle sends Cena into the ropes. inside, Outside, Suplex onto the Ring Apron by Styles, getting a breath, back in to the ring for Cena, Back Body drop followed by a drop kick, then a Snap Suplex, followed by a headbutt! it's different Five Moves of Doom because here's the F.U.! PELE KICK! TO COUNTER! Styles Clash by AJ! 1. 2....
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
A. A BY CENA! IT'S DONE! HE HULKED UP AFTER TAKING A FINISHER! STICK A FORK IN MR MOPTOP!
1...2....
INTERNET DARLING POWERS!
ACTIVATE!
IT'S NOT OVER!
Rack Spinout Powerbomb sends Cena into a Corner, where he gets Catapulted, Lifting Cutter into a facebuster! AA by Styles! with Cena Planted Styles has him set for Spiral Tap, AJ MISSES! Canadian Destroyer by Cena! John with a German Suplex into a face buster of his own. Styles finds his feet. after punches and kicks, Styles plummets with a missed Springboard. STFU Into Crippler Crossface, into Calf Crusher back into the SUBMISSION THAT'S FUCKING USELESS! Dragging Cena to a corner to force a ropebreak. into a frankensteiner by styles. Phenomenal Forearm gets 2. Clothesline by A WEAKENING! Cena, Who Pulls out all the stops with A Super AA! Still only gets 2! HOLY SHIT!
Finish is AJ taking advantage of a doubled over Cena and hitting Styles clash and the Phenomenal Forearm!
WINNER: STYLES!
After the match, Cena takes off one of his arm bands and leaves it on the canvas! The Future has ran through Cena, but can Cena still run?
NOONE WANTED JOHN STEWART HERE! EVEN AS THE NEW DAY'S SECOND! HE INTERFERED WITH THE CLUB AND BIG E HAD TO COME OUT! CAUSING A DQ!
All of the Momentum that Dolph collected last week, diminished in an instant.That was A Career Low considering he was in the Spirit Squad, A Caddy, and Saddled with Maria,And as Vickie's Boytoy! you might think that was his Biggest Career Low!
But no, this is Dolph's Career Low!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8J3V6wchSE
I...I HAVE NO WORDS! SEEING THAT AFTER HIS MATCH WAS A PORTAL TO MADNESS! EVERYTHING AFTER THAT BECAME A FAT MAN ON SKIS-IT WENT DOWNHILL QUICKLY!
Replacing All Botch Everything was Nikki Bella, Confirming she is now on Smackdown. So The Usos may have being dragged to the blue brand by holding Cena's Jock!, but turns out Nikki still has work because of what's under it! All night they were all alluding to Alexa Bliss "Learning From Nikki" but considering her rep backstage, It's no wonder Miss Bliss earned the nickname "Blonde Bella!" Heels Won after Nikki hit Rack Attack-aka Johnny Ace's Job Interview as she ended in her natural state-on her knees!
NEXT WAS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP-
Everytime the belt was shown on screen people booed- it took away from the match! and it was a great match at that between Seth Rollins and "THE DEMON KING" Finn Balor! Congrats to Balor! it'll that all your talent to make this Figuratively BLOODY STUPID LOOKING belt a legitimate championship!
As such, I forgot about the 1st 15 minutes! gladly that was how long Enzo's Promo was so i missed nowt! Despite the Hometown response, The Realest Guys In the Room got owned by the Most Legit Veterans on the Roster!, ending the match with an off the Cuff Pop-up Codebreaker! That's right the set up for one Special tags into another! That's some Inazuma Eleven type shit for you!
Women's Match was next and i think Sasha is legitimately hurt. Ref made a Judgement call and changed the finish, That's what it looked like! Here's hoping it's not too Serious!
Toilet Break Championship was a joke I made up last week to make fun of Miz's title reign as the Intercontinental champion. Turns out to be true as People were actually leaving their seats in droves! Cameramen focus more on tight shots as damage Control. Surprise Surprise, Miz won by Cheating, Because who needs overrated stuff like "TALENT" Or "TECHNIQUE"?
To Distract us from throwing our Garbage into the ring, what happened next was the highlight of last night/earlier this morning! Which I will now do play by play for! this is special, i only do play by play for the best matches!
JOHN CENA VS AJ STYLES!
Opening Bell, and Both Competitors Lock Up. Hammerlock by Cena, Clean Break. Side Headlock by Styles Clean Break, but Styles Admonishes Cena for some reason, Flying Superman Tackle sends Cena into the ropes. inside, Outside, Suplex onto the Ring Apron by Styles, getting a breath, back in to the ring for Cena, Back Body drop followed by a drop kick, then a Snap Suplex, followed by a headbutt! it's different Five Moves of Doom because here's the F.U.! PELE KICK! TO COUNTER! Styles Clash by AJ! 1. 2....
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
A. A BY CENA! IT'S DONE! HE HULKED UP AFTER TAKING A FINISHER! STICK A FORK IN MR MOPTOP!
1...2....
INTERNET DARLING POWERS!
ACTIVATE!
IT'S NOT OVER!
Rack Spinout Powerbomb sends Cena into a Corner, where he gets Catapulted, Lifting Cutter into a facebuster! AA by Styles! with Cena Planted Styles has him set for Spiral Tap, AJ MISSES! Canadian Destroyer by Cena! John with a German Suplex into a face buster of his own. Styles finds his feet. after punches and kicks, Styles plummets with a missed Springboard. STFU Into Crippler Crossface, into Calf Crusher back into the SUBMISSION THAT'S FUCKING USELESS! Dragging Cena to a corner to force a ropebreak. into a frankensteiner by styles. Phenomenal Forearm gets 2. Clothesline by A WEAKENING! Cena, Who Pulls out all the stops with A Super AA! Still only gets 2! HOLY SHIT!
Finish is AJ taking advantage of a doubled over Cena and hitting Styles clash and the Phenomenal Forearm!
WINNER: STYLES!
After the match, Cena takes off one of his arm bands and leaves it on the canvas! The Future has ran through Cena, but can Cena still run?
NOONE WANTED JOHN STEWART HERE! EVEN AS THE NEW DAY'S SECOND! HE INTERFERED WITH THE CLUB AND BIG E HAD TO COME OUT! CAUSING A DQ!
All of the Momentum that Dolph collected last week, diminished in an instant.That was A Career Low considering he was in the Spirit Squad, A Caddy, and Saddled with Maria,And as Vickie's Boytoy! you might think that was his Biggest Career Low!
But no, this is Dolph's Career Low!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8J3V6wchSE
I...I HAVE NO WORDS! SEEING THAT AFTER HIS MATCH WAS A PORTAL TO MADNESS! EVERYTHING AFTER THAT BECAME A FAT MAN ON SKIS-IT WENT DOWNHILL QUICKLY!
Replacing All Botch Everything was Nikki Bella, Confirming she is now on Smackdown. So The Usos may have being dragged to the blue brand by holding Cena's Jock!, but turns out Nikki still has work because of what's under it! All night they were all alluding to Alexa Bliss "Learning From Nikki" but considering her rep backstage, It's no wonder Miss Bliss earned the nickname "Blonde Bella!" Heels Won after Nikki hit Rack Attack-aka Johnny Ace's Job Interview as she ended in her natural state-on her knees!
NEXT WAS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP-
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| THIS DESIGN IS RED-UNDANT! |
Both last matches ended in no contests-what are you doing wwe?
Join me next Monday for more Rage as 1 of 3 pre-recorded TNA ppvs have their existence questioned despite the backdrop of a new regime in TNA! And maybe when i get some straight answers from the tv stations, my Winter schedule should be up too!
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