the last single branded Predictions on this blog: Extreme Rules!

Right, this is going to be a busy summer, so much so that i will not have time to write a predictions post on the single branded shows that i won't be watching!

Sunday is Extreme Rules, the Advent Of the Beast. Brock Lesner is set to return in 2 ppvs Time but 1st who will challenge the beast for the stolen Jam Belt?

BUT FIRST ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE, WHICH IS A SHAME THAT THIS BELT'S LEGACY IS A FLEETING MEMORY!

THE FINAL DEATH-KEEL IN THE LEGACY OF THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! (IF AMBROSE IS DISQUALIFIED HE LOSES THE TITLE, SO IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT FIGHTING A GUY WHO CAN ONLY WIN BY BEING CHEAP!)

DEAN "LUNATIC CRINGE" AMBROSE VS THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!

You had months to make a new feud, a locker room full of guys who love to hold the belt, and the best you can do is a return match to the guy who took the belt from a guy who deserved it, fuck off the belt to make a movie, used the belt as an icebreaking prop on the chat show circuit, barely came back to put on 3 stars (at best!) matches and thus killing the momentum That Darren Young's And Apollo Crews' pushes had. All the time, every match at ppv people left to take a dump, because Miz is either such a great  heel or a talentless piece of shite, that HE WAS NEVER WON A MATCH CLEANLY! EVER! EVEN DOING THAT PISS POOR FACE TURN ATTEMPT TO BE FLAIR'S PROTEGE!

....but at least he put the title on the Line! Ambrose's defense of the IC Belt is as lacklustre as his defense of the Us Belt, only then he was protected by the Authority, WHAT'S HIS EXCUSE Now?

MONEY ON: GFMTV!

KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS BAYLEY

Right Now i have an exclusive clip of Bayley's training for her first extreme Match!

"LOOK BAYLEY, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TRANSITION FROM PLAYING FAIRLY TO HARDCORE MATCHES, BUT I THINK I CAN HELP. YOU EVER SEE THAT FILM "THE WATERBOY" ? I WANT YOU LOOK AT ALEXA AND VISUALIZE SOMETHING YOU HATE SO MUCH AND ATTACK!

"OK LET ME TRY THIS. VISUALIZE AND ATTACK!

(RATTLESNAKE SOUND EFFECT)

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"HA HA, FINN IS MY MAN NOW!"

"SHE DIES TONIGHT!"

YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

MONEY ON :BAYLEY!

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE CURRENTLY FIXED HARDYZ (C) VS THE BAR

Since they picked a match that will know doubt favour the big men, it's obvious that the Broken Gimmick is coming soon!

MONEY ON: THE BAR!

SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE  CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE

NEVILLE VS AUSTIN ARIES

With all the chants of delete following the Hardys into wwe, With Clash of champions coming soon, and Brock Lesner looking for a paycheck? What are the odds of a chant of Option C when Aries wins the belt on Sunday? VERY HIGH I WOULD SAY!

MONEY ON: ARIES!

NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FATAL FIVE WAY TO THE BESTEST BELT IN THE UNIVERSE!

FINN BALOR VS SAMOA JOE VS SETH ROLLINS VS BRAY WYATT VS ROMAN REIGNS!

 Each man could set a different dynamic in a match with Brock Lesner, but i think Heyman's actions since Mania has already marked the Winner: Balor will pins reigns to win and Brock will get cocky that a "Little Boy" is his opponent. 

MY MONEY IS ON BALOR!

MIXED TAG POSSIBLY PRESHOW

DAR/FOX VS BANKS/SWANN

I think foxy and Sasha are just Feud because Alicia Just keeps Asking Sasha if she can meet Snoop so she can get hooked up on the Premium Skunk he has!

Money on: Dar is leaving for Scotland for the Shug's House Party ppv that ICW Is hosting this month. So Swann/Banks to win!

OLDUST VS R-TURD!

LIKE THESE TWO HAVE A BIG RUN LEFT IN THEM!

MONEY ON: GOLDUST. His gimmick has some legs left!

Well that's it!

Results of this show like all the single branded shows from now on, will be up on my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com on Monday! Join me on Thursday at Boggerboxoffice for my review of Oldschool!

PEACE!

WWE BACKLASH 2017: A KALOS-cial Mistake?

Last night was the end of the way i use to do things as a wrestling writer. This will be my last Month to Month single branded show. From Now on, Most of my body of work will consist of the Weekly FREE! PPV By 5 star wrestling during it's Tournament til January, Dual Branded wwe shows, and if possible, IMPACT SLAMMERVERSARY AND BOUND FOR GLORY!

In the preshow, Tye Dillinger defeated Aiden English. Moving on!

In a Bold Move, the match that was the Marquee Match, the entire selling point of this show, was the opening contest. Be that as it may, Shinsuke Nakamura vs Dolph Ziggler lived to every hype. A first Ballot Match of the Year Candidate, Trust Me!

If you going to be saddled with a terrible gimmick, then try to make it work! and Breezango, they made it work, Breeze is now a Master Of Disguise and came as a Janitor and Jackie Chan'd the Douchesos with a mop, later breeze disguised himself as an old lady and Jimmy Uso threw the dress out of the ring...and it hit Jumped-up Bullying Lowlife in the face to cheers! Despite the antics, your winners by sucking Cena's Cock are the Boo-Sucks!

SAMI ZAYN WON A MATCH?



I was worried when i saw Becky Lynch's Mohawk, thinking we was going to go full #LameArse On us! but no the group with the worst name ever, the Welcoming Committee, bet the team of Naomi, Becky and Charlotte Clean! because Reasons!

Next up the 1st Title disappointment, AJ Styles Won by Count out. Owens is still your champion! If you are keeping score, all the other 3 champions had matches. 2 did not change hands, a wwe ppv has at least one per show. I know, that feeling in the back of your Throat? that is the vomit crawling up to your mouth!

But before That, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan plodded to a snail's pace before Harper clotheslined Rowan-and us!-Out of our Misery!

FINALLY, WE ARE IN THE END TIMES!
Trump as US President,
Brexit Threatens a Hard Border with Ireland,
AND JIN AND JUICE FUCKING MAHAL AS WWE CHAMPION!

And you may ask, what is the reason for the Punjobber to have the wwe championship?

THE MOST NOBLE OF CAUSES....MONEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo

As i said in my predictions post Tna is having a tv taping in India. India is a fresh new market for Wrestling, as going Digital has introduced India as a new Audience. the plan On tna is to make Shira Either the Global Force or Grand Champion-Secondary belts. Making an Indian Champion a month before the competition does, was WWE Going for IMPACT'S Jugular!  Nothing More!

Well that's it!
Next Tuesday i will have predictions for WWE Extreme Rules. that show, like all the single branded shows will be found on enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com!

BACKLASH 2017 PREDICTIONS

THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST I EVER DO OF A WWE PPV MONTH TO MONTH, MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE WEEKLY PPVS FROM SCOTLAND NEXT MONTH, WHICH WILL BE EXCLUSIVE TO THIS BLOG!

And i couldn't have picked a better show to end the old regime, even if it's also my birthday week!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BLANDY BORETON (C) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL W/ THE PUNJOBBER BROTHERS!

We are Pushin' hard that there Indian feller, because India is full of Money Marks, Y'all!

AUSTIN, HOLD MY BEER DAMMIT!

MONEY ON: ORTON OTHERWISE SMACKDOWN'S QUALITY WOULD TAKE A......DIVE!

US CHAMPIONSHIP

KEVIN OWENS (C) VS AJ STYLES
This match will do, what dean vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Didn't, use a secondary belt to support the brand, since we know Jinder as champion isn't happening, these ppv tend to have one title change could this be it?

THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION IN TAG TEAM ACTION!
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE FEMINEXUS VS THE SHEild!
If being married into the Fatus makes Naomi, Roman, and Charlotte's naked leaks makes her Seth, does that mean Becky is Dean? so what's a genderflipped nickname for "TittyMaster"?

"Penis Mistress?" (Jonn Ritland would love that!)
anyway this match doesn't matter, besides, Charlotte being face is bland, and even pointed out she wants the title after this!
MONEY ON: HEELS AFTER HEEL TURN BY CHARLOTTE!

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BOO-SUCKS VS BREEZANGO!
I Want the Fashion Police to win so much, but with The New Day on Hiatus, whoever is holding the belts seem to be caretaking them, rather than defending them!
Money on: Sad to say but Douche-sos!

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Very few times can a non title match be the Main event, But Even rarer are Matches that have the would Classic put on it, longer before any punch is landed!
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE IS A SAFE BET, BUT ZIGGLER WILL CARRY NAKAMURA, AND WILL REACH THE RARE AIR ONCE MORE, SO WIN-WIN!

SAMI ZAYN VS BARON CORBIN!
PUSH CORBIN, HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!

LUKE HARPER VS ERICK ROWAN
A match made during Talking Smack last night, can we push Luke and Erick to be different from Wyatt now that Bray is on Raw, I mean look at Braun Strowman, he started as Bray's Heavy and now he this star that growing right in front of us!

PRESHOW MATCH
TYE DILLINGER VS AIDEN ENGLISH
I heard a rumour that English's crybaby gimmick is a thinly veiled Middle Finger to Mauro Ranallo. Which I hope is not true, considering that the parting of wwe and Mauro was "Amicable" and "The Door Is Left Open". Anyway Preshow who cares?

Well That's it!
Results will be Up on this blog on Monday, The next time you'll here from me will be week one of the Dominant Wrestling Tournament on June the 12th.

See you Soon!

PEACE!
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