Right, this is going to be a busy summer, so much so that i will not have time to write a predictions post on the single branded shows that i won't be watching!
Sunday is Extreme Rules, the Advent Of the Beast. Brock Lesner is set to return in 2 ppvs Time but 1st who will challenge the beast for the stolen Jam Belt?
BUT FIRST ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE, WHICH IS A SHAME THAT THIS BELT'S LEGACY IS A FLEETING MEMORY!
THE FINAL DEATH-KEEL IN THE LEGACY OF THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! (IF AMBROSE IS DISQUALIFIED HE LOSES THE TITLE, SO IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT FIGHTING A GUY WHO CAN ONLY WIN BY BEING CHEAP!)
DEAN "LUNATIC CRINGE" AMBROSE VS THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
You had months to make a new feud, a locker room full of guys who love to hold the belt, and the best you can do is a return match to the guy who took the belt from a guy who deserved it, fuck off the belt to make a movie, used the belt as an icebreaking prop on the chat show circuit, barely came back to put on 3 stars (at best!) matches and thus killing the momentum That Darren Young's And Apollo Crews' pushes had. All the time, every match at ppv people left to take a dump, because Miz is either such a great heel or a talentless piece of shite, that HE WAS NEVER WON A MATCH CLEANLY! EVER! EVEN DOING THAT PISS POOR FACE TURN ATTEMPT TO BE FLAIR'S PROTEGE!
....but at least he put the title on the Line! Ambrose's defense of the IC Belt is as lacklustre as his defense of the Us Belt, only then he was protected by the Authority, WHAT'S HIS EXCUSE Now?
MONEY ON: GFMTV!
KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS BAYLEY
Right Now i have an exclusive clip of Bayley's training for her first extreme Match!
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| "LOOK BAYLEY, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TRANSITION FROM PLAYING FAIRLY TO HARDCORE MATCHES, BUT I THINK I CAN HELP. YOU EVER SEE THAT FILM "THE WATERBOY" ? I WANT YOU LOOK AT ALEXA AND VISUALIZE SOMETHING YOU HATE SO MUCH AND ATTACK! |
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"OK LET ME TRY THIS. VISUALIZE AND ATTACK!
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| "SHE DIES TONIGHT!" |
MONEY ON :BAYLEY!
STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE CURRENTLY FIXED HARDYZ (C) VS THE BAR
Since they picked a match that will know doubt favour the big men, it's obvious that the Broken Gimmick is coming soon!
MONEY ON: THE BAR!
SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
NEVILLE VS AUSTIN ARIES
With all the chants of delete following the Hardys into wwe, With Clash of champions coming soon, and Brock Lesner looking for a paycheck? What are the odds of a chant of Option C when Aries wins the belt on Sunday? VERY HIGH I WOULD SAY!
MONEY ON: ARIES!
NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FATAL FIVE WAY TO THE BESTEST BELT IN THE UNIVERSE!
FINN BALOR VS SAMOA JOE VS SETH ROLLINS VS BRAY WYATT VS ROMAN REIGNS!
Each man could set a different dynamic in a match with Brock Lesner, but i think Heyman's actions since Mania has already marked the Winner: Balor will pins reigns to win and Brock will get cocky that a "Little Boy" is his opponent.
MY MONEY IS ON BALOR!
MIXED TAG POSSIBLY PRESHOW
DAR/FOX VS BANKS/SWANN
I think foxy and Sasha are just Feud because Alicia Just keeps Asking Sasha if she can meet Snoop so she can get hooked up on the Premium Skunk he has!
Money on: Dar is leaving for Scotland for the Shug's House Party ppv that ICW Is hosting this month. So Swann/Banks to win!
OLDUST VS R-TURD!
LIKE THESE TWO HAVE A BIG RUN LEFT IN THEM!
MONEY ON: GOLDUST. His gimmick has some legs left!
Well that's it!
Results of this show like all the single branded shows from now on, will be up on my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com on Monday! Join me on Thursday at Boggerboxoffice for my review of Oldschool!
PEACE!
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