Wednesday, May 17, 2017

BACKLASH 2017 PREDICTIONS

THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST I EVER DO OF A WWE PPV MONTH TO MONTH, MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE WEEKLY PPVS FROM SCOTLAND NEXT MONTH, WHICH WILL BE EXCLUSIVE TO THIS BLOG!

And i couldn't have picked a better show to end the old regime, even if it's also my birthday week!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BLANDY BORETON (C) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL W/ THE PUNJOBBER BROTHERS!



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We are Pushin' hard that there Indian feller, because India is full of Money Marks, Y'all!
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AUSTIN, HOLD MY BEER DAMMIT!
MONEY ON: ORTON OTHERWISE SMACKDOWN'S QUALITY WOULD TAKE A......DIVE!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS AJ STYLES
This match will do, what dean vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Didn't, use a secondary belt to support the brand, since we know Jinder as champion isn't happening, these ppv tend to have one title change could this be it?

THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION IN TAG TEAM ACTION!
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE FEMINEXUS VS THE SHEild!
If being married into the Fatus makes Naomi, Roman, and Charlotte's naked leaks makes her Seth, does that mean Becky is Dean? so what's a genderflipped nickname for "TittyMaster"?

"Penis Mistress?" (Jonn Ritland would love that!)
anyway this match doesn't matter, besides, Charlotte being face is bland, and even pointed out she wants the title after this!
MONEY ON: HEELS AFTER HEEL TURN BY CHARLOTTE!

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BOO-SUCKS VS BREEZANGO!
I Want the Fashion Police to win so much, but with The New Day on Hiatus, whoever is holding the belts seem to be caretaking them, rather than defending them!
Money on: Sad to say but Douche-sos!

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Very few times can a non title match be the Main event, But Even rarer are Matches that have the would Classic put on it, longer before any punch is landed!
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE IS A SAFE BET, BUT ZIGGLER WILL CARRY NAKAMURA, AND WILL REACH THE RARE AIR ONCE MORE, SO WIN-WIN!

SAMI ZAYN VS BARON CORBIN!
PUSH CORBIN, HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!

LUKE HARPER VS ERICK ROWAN
A match made during Talking Smack last night, can we push Luke and Erick to be different from Wyatt now that Bray is on Raw, I mean look at Braun Strowman, he started as Bray's Heavy and now he this star that growing right in front of us!

PRESHOW MATCH
TYE DILLINGER VS AIDEN ENGLISH
I heard a rumour that English's crybaby gimmick is a thinly veiled Middle Finger to Mauro Ranallo. Which I hope is not true, considering that the parting of wwe and Mauro was "Amicable" and "The Door Is Left Open". Anyway Preshow who cares?

Well That's it!
Results will be Up on this blog on Monday, The next time you'll here from me will be week one of the Dominant Wrestling Tournament on June the 12th.

See you Soon!

PEACE!
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ENLI.




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