Monday, May 22, 2017

WWE BACKLASH 2017: A KALOS-cial Mistake?

Last night was the end of the way i use to do things as a wrestling writer. This will be my last Month to Month single branded show. From Now on, Most of my body of work will consist of the Weekly FREE! PPV By 5 star wrestling during it's Tournament til January, Dual Branded wwe shows, and if possible, IMPACT SLAMMERVERSARY AND BOUND FOR GLORY!

In the preshow, Tye Dillinger defeated Aiden English. Moving on!

In a Bold Move, the match that was the Marquee Match, the entire selling point of this show, was the opening contest. Be that as it may, Shinsuke Nakamura vs Dolph Ziggler lived to every hype. A first Ballot Match of the Year Candidate, Trust Me!

If you going to be saddled with a terrible gimmick, then try to make it work! and Breezango, they made it work, Breeze is now a Master Of Disguise and came as a Janitor and Jackie Chan'd the Douchesos with a mop, later breeze disguised himself as an old lady and Jimmy Uso threw the dress out of the ring...and it hit Jumped-up Bullying Lowlife in the face to cheers! Despite the antics, your winners by sucking Cena's Cock are the Boo-Sucks!

SAMI ZAYN WON A MATCH?

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I was worried when i saw Becky Lynch's Mohawk, thinking we was going to go full #LameArse On us! but no the group with the worst name ever, the Welcoming Committee, bet the team of Naomi, Becky and Charlotte Clean! because Reasons!

Next up the 1st Title disappointment, AJ Styles Won by Count out. Owens is still your champion! If you are keeping score, all the other 3 champions had matches. 2 did not change hands, a wwe ppv has at least one per show. I know, that feeling in the back of your Throat? that is the vomit crawling up to your mouth!

But before That, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan plodded to a snail's pace before Harper clotheslined Rowan-and us!-Out of our Misery!

FINALLY, WE ARE IN THE END TIMES!
Trump as US President,
Brexit Threatens a Hard Border with Ireland,
AND JIN AND JUICE FUCKING MAHAL AS WWE CHAMPION!

And you may ask, what is the reason for the Punjobber to have the wwe championship?

THE MOST NOBLE OF CAUSES....MONEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo

As i said in my predictions post Tna is having a tv taping in India. India is a fresh new market for Wrestling, as going Digital has introduced India as a new Audience. the plan On tna is to make Shira Either the Global Force or Grand Champion-Secondary belts. Making an Indian Champion a month before the competition does, was WWE Going for IMPACT'S Jugular!  Nothing More!

Well that's it!
Next Tuesday i will have predictions for WWE Extreme Rules. that show, like all the single branded shows will be found on enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com!


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