WWE SUPER SHOWDOWN: A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

So it has come to October. The Light is turned off, The Sticks put away, the Table is flipped and the Curtains are closed. The last card is Dealt, the last order delivered and the last horse has made it over the finish line.

As i plan to walk home and put my feet up in some comfy slippers, I have one last thing to do...Review Super Showdown, my last review of 2018!

Australians are a very huge fanbase and were loud through-out! The opener was the smackdown tag title match against The New day and The Bar, The trio of champions repped by Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston Tonight, and this seldom seen teaming won with a new finisher, and Backstabber into Surfboard stretch/Double foot stomp!

Becky lost the Smackdown Women's match by dq, after She hit Charlotte Flair with the belt to escape the Figure 8 . If the idea was to make Charlotte likable, it didn't help that she screamed "My Title!" in a Gollum Voice!

Next was Elias and Kevin Owens job to...I MEAN VERSUS! John Cena and Bobby Lashley. John Cena has being hitting the bottle of Just For Men real hard, And they both Cena back just so he can reveal...A SIXTH MOVE OF DOOM, Some Weird Punch that have a Mandarin name, That made me Hungry!

WAIT THE SHIITE-CONICS ACTUALLY WON A MATCH?
 
Also one thing i noticed is that when asuka's ring-gear gets exposed to the Blacklight of Naomi's entrance it looks like Asuka is only dancing in just a thong and garters!

The WWE championship was intense, if a little too long! It all started with a staredown after the long walk to the ring by Joe was cut off by Aj's music. So EITHER it was an ad lib but both men had a staredown until my met and brawled each other. Samoa Joe and Aj styles put out all the stops, even breaking out the Spiral Tap, The Island Driver and The Muscle Buster! Still Styles Retains!

"And then Nikki Said "So What if I broke up with John?, I got this job from my own merits!"

Also The Riott Squad deserves better!

And AFTER THAT we had the reason this crowd was all here, to see the Hometown Boy, Buddy Murphy do good as he faced Cedric Alexander for the Cruiserweight Title! They gave this match a good 10 minutes. After Murphy's Law the Aussie crowd exploded!

That meant that the crowd was just spent over the next matches, Dean teased turning on his shield brothers but trolled us all, Bryan quickly pinned GOBSHITE FROM MTV! SO We could have all the time put to the Main event -HUNT-UH VERSUS-UH UND-UH TAK-UH! FUH THE LAST TIME EV-UH!

This match so plodding and slow-paced, i could not keep my attention on it! All the air was released in that catharsis that was the Cruiserweight championship match that nothing was ever going to top that! oh and triple h won but Undertaker and Kane attacked him, and Shawn Michaels and we all know what the main event on the Saudi Propaganda show now is!

Well 2018, THAT'S IT!

I will not have another post here til The Predictions post for the Royal Rumble. I will have reviews of the 1000th smackdown, Evolution and (Maybe?)  Survivor Series on my Tumblr Page, enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. I will NOT be reviewing Crown Jewel due to Polictial Beliefs! But until 2019 This blog is locked-down. Please show you continued support by reading the posts and follow me on Twitter @RealEnli 

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 10: BREXIT STAGE LEFT!

So after 10 weeks, Wos wrestling comes to a close. It has being a mixed bag of a series, Sublime Matches overshadowed by a shallow roster, Censoring of Costumes, Inane Camera Cuts, and executive Meddling to push it at different times without warning.

If there is a season 2, i would like itv to learn from this season...and GIVE IT A REST WITH THE CAMERA CUTS!

Only 2 matches again this week, but they are both title matches!

After going to an ad break 10 minutes in, We had our first Title Match, a tag title match. Between the Champions Kip Sabian and Iestyn Rees and Grado vs Bulldog Jnr.

Grado and Bulldog Jnr. are the new WOS Tag Team Champions. And so Grado's story has being bookended. Losing Gold in week 1 and winning Gold in week 10.

After a Video Package. (Oh now you're producing like a wrestling show! IT ONLY TOOK YOU 9 WEEKS IN A 10 WEEK SHOW!) We come to Our 40 minute Main event, we have building up to this for weeks and Now it's time!

WOS WRESTLING BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP
JUSTIN SYSUM VS RAMPAGE(C) W/ CJ BANKS AND SHA SAMUELS

After Stalling with his gang, Rampage tries to ambush Sysum, but the man they call "Superhuman" is ready! After a couple of heavy blows, Sysum goes for a crossbody, then a Vertical Suplex, Sysum showing he that Agility and Raw Strength that he used last week to body-slam the 500 pound Crater! But In his hubris, Rampage counters A leapfrog into a Double A spinebuster! Sysum Staggers to ropes for Respite and is ambushed by The Rampage Gang. Head Ref Steve Linski, as we are told by Stu Bennett, has being given special orders not to call a DQ and to have a decisive finish, Bans the Rampage Gang from Ringside! As the ref is distracted Rampage Blindsides Justin and sends him flying to the outside to be counted out. Sysum gets back in at 8. Clothesline catches Rampage off Guard, but a spinebuster by the Champion kills all of Sysum's Momentum. Side Headlock by the Champion, but Justin stand out and irish whips Rampage into a dropkick! Foldaway Slam by The champ, another whip but Sysum hits that Corkscrew Clothesline. a close 2 count after the finisher. Uranage by Rampage. Superplex by the champion as the ring is starting to warp and groan under the pressure! Suplex on the outside Rampage pulls out the Ring Steps to use it as a weapon, But instead Justin uses it as launchpad for a Clothesline, and the match returns to ring. Rampage stamps on Sysum as he crawls in and picks him up for a Sidewalk Slam. Banks Comes out from back Stage to attack Sysum, who turns into a Big Boot from Rampage! Corkscrew Clothesline again, but Banks pulls the ref's Leg! Tope Suicida takes out Cj Banks. Oklahoma Stampede by The champion gets 2. Sysum again goes for the Corkscrew, But he takes out the ref by Accident. Sha Samuels goes out and exposes a turnbuckle as the ref comes to and sees Sha. Fisherman's Suplex by Rampage but the Ref is throwing Sha out. Big Kick by Justin takes out Linski again! A second Ref comes out, Rampage goes to whip Justin but he instead hits the Exposed Turnbuckle. Corkscrew once more and Sysum ascends to the top corner for the 450 Splash....
WINNER AND NEW BRITISH CHAMPION: JUSTIN SYSUM

After the match. Rampage Refuses to let GM Bennett give the belt over, so Bennett Decks him One!

WELL THAT'S IT!
IF THERE IS A SEASON TWO AFTER THIS TOUR OF BRITAIN, I WILL DEFINITELY DO REVIEWS AGAIN.
 Join me next week for The Last Review of the Year-Super Showdown!

WORLD OF SPORT WEEK 9: PENULTIMATE WARRIOR

We have only 2 matches this week, and I  would love to say Quality over Quantity, But No....NOT HAPPENING!

1st Match was The women's championship between Kaylee Ray and Viper. This was a beautiful back and forth match, Unfortunately, Once again, the air-time has being moved to 2pm and it was edited even more that it was a week ago in it's 4pm timeslot. and before you say it's the channels discretion on what gets shown or not! Let me tell you what Itv shows on 2pm on Saturday at any other week: CRIME DRAMAS! Some of them even have Adult themes, blood and swearing at lunchtime! Oh But a wrestler selling a chop like it really hurts more than it does? NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, CENSOR THAT SHIT! Kaylee ray retains with a Gorey Bomb!

Last week I Called the main event a Reserve Battle Royale, It's not....IT'S SOMETHING EVEN MORE CONVULTED!

RULES TO THE BUZZER BATTLE ROYALE

• The match will start as a 1 on 1 match.
• However, at any given time, Stu Bennett will press a buzzer at ringside to add 2 more men to the match and the match will become a tag elimination match. Eliminations by pinfall, submission, countout, dq, or injury.
• Odd Numbers team with Odd Numbers, Even numbers team with even numbers.
• When there a 8 men left, this match become an over-the-top-rope battle Royale
• Winner gets a title shot at Rampage at the Season finale Next week!
• DID RUSSO BOOK THIS?

LIST OF ENTRANTS
#1: Robbie X
#2 Kip Sabian
#3 Stevie boy
#4 BT Gunn

Gunn and Stevie Boy are a tag team, they are on separate sides tonight!
#5 Liam Slater
#6 Iestyn Rees

How convenient(!) that the tag champions are drawn on the same team. The tag champions take out Stevie Boy with the Doomsday Device,....And make Gunn Pin his partner! Gunn Refuses so Sabian Pins Stevie as Iestyn Whoops some sense out of Gunn!
STEVIE BOY IS ELIMINATED!
#7 Grado
#8 Sha Samuels
After a great showing the heels rush Grado as Bennett refuses to press the button. Val does as she gives Bennett a piece of her mind on commentary
#9 Bulldog Junior
#10 CJ BANKS

RK-GRADO! to Banks tags to Bulldog, Bulldog and Grado have lost it with the tag champions, ending with a ringside brawl that takes out Head Referee Steve Linski, and HE IS PISSED OFF!
GRADO, IESTYN REES, KIP SABIAN, AND BULLDOG JUNIOR ARE DISQUALIFIED!

#11 GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND
#12 NATHAN CRUZ (WHO LOST A LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH)

AND THAT'S WHY I SAID THIS SHOW BOOKS MATCHES THAT HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES! CASE IN POINT, JUSTIN SYSUM, WHO HAD TO FIGHT FOR A TITLE SHOT SINCE WEEK 2 AND HASN'T USED IT YET IS ENTERED FOR A MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT, IS NUMBER 14, NUMBER 13 IS CRATER, WHO IS STILL MASKED DESPITE LOSING A  MASK VS MASK MATCH LAST WEEK! AND THEN BARRETT PRESSES THE BUZZER AGAIN FOR A BIG SURPRISE!

ENTRANT 15: Gabriel Kidd
ENTRANT 16: IMPACT WRESTLING'S MOOSE!

And with Noone explaining who Moose is to the people who don't have sky channels, The match breaks down, in the chaos, Cruz eliminated Robbie x with a Rope Assisted Lungblower!
ROBBIE X IS ELIMINATED!
Cruz tags in Crater and throws Slater into the ring to feed Crater.
SLATER IS NOW ELIMINATED. THE MATCH NOW CONCLUDES AS A BATTLE ROYAL

OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1: Kidd
2: Cruz
3: Maxted
4:Samuels
5:Banks
6:Moose
7:Crater
WINNER AND (STILL!) NUMBER ONE CONTENDER: JUSTIN SYSUM!

NEXT WEEK THE FINALE, AFTER 9 WEEKS OF PROTECTION AND RED TAPE, JUSTIN SYSUM FACES STU BENNETT'S CHOSEN ONE, RAMPAGE BROWN. AND AFTER A 4-WAY DQ. GRADO AND BULLDOG JNR WILL FACE THE TAG CHAMPIONS IESTYN REES AND KIP SABIAN FOR THE BELTS.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WHEN FOR NOW WOS WILL "BREXIT STAGE LEFT!"

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 8: INSERT FUNNY SUBTITLE HERE!

Was there something important last night?

NAAAAAHHHHH!

Week 8 of 11 Saturdays before I hang up my hat til 2019! I can still be found at my tumblr page from October 13th, at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

We open with GM Stu Bennett telling us he has a special announcement on the main event for next week!

In a match where 2 of WOS' most powerful women collided it was Viper who toppled Ayesha, with ease, in fact the 1st 3 minutes was all Viper! But in the end Viper hooked the "London Amazon" with a Minchinouku Driver for the win and to become Kay Lee Ray's contender next week!

This weekend Savour in the knowledge that there was at least one Mixed Tag Match that wasn't Bollocks! As 2 real life couples (like that never went south in the grand scheme of things!) Kay Lee Ray and Stevie Boy faced Bea Priestly and Kay Lee Ray....and out came the editors! Kaylee did a move of some sort in the ropes, but i didn't know what because of Censors! still it was a great a match and it made history as WOS' first mixed tag! the Women Suplexing the opponent's male partners at the same time was a pop-worthy moment!

Match 3 is why the Wrestlers may be told not to sell anymore, as a chop, a simple Flair Chop, that Bulldog sold with an anguished face, caused it to be censored! Still Bulldog Junior had a good back and forth with tag champion Iestyn Rees! Lots of power from the 2 powerhouses and Made Iestyn a dark horse for the British title picture in my eyes!

Robbie x unmasked Crater...who quickly covered up with a second mask after...in a mask vs mask match, which meant the match had no consequence, and Barrett revealed his announcement for episode 9...a "NEW KIND OF MATCH" (!)...For the number one contendership....AND THAT'S WHAT I AM ON ABOUT WITH MATCHES HAVING NO CONSEQUENCES! Justin Sysum is the Number one contender and he hasn't had his match yet!...AND NOW THERE IS A REVERSE BATTLE ROYALE PITTING THE ENTIRE MALE ROSTER, INCLUDING SYSUM, BUT EXCLUDING THE CHAMPION RAMPAGE, FOR A MATCH HE WAS PUT THROUGH HOOPS FOR SINCE EPISODE 2! WHAT THE HELL?

ANYWAY!
WATCH ME UNRAVEL THIS WOOLLY MESS NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE THE WORST GIMMICK MATCH EVER DEVISED AND VIPER SINKS HER TEETH INTO THE TITLE PICTURE NEXT WEEK FOR WEEK 9: PENULTIMATE WARRIOR!

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 7: ULTIMATE LADDER MATCH, ULTIMATELY EDITED!

It's week 7 and it was SUCKY for some!

Let's first Talk about the Ultimate Loser Leave Town Ladder Match, Not only because it was the 1st match, But Because on how it was booked! First the competitors, Had you did this with Rampage Brown and Justin Sysum or Bulldog for the title it would have made sense! It would also have made more sense to have a Super-over face (Grado) lose and illicit a response by putting over a nigh unstoppable heel (Crater!) Instead to made a match that rare, that it is put out when feuds get too emotional...and you waste it on a broke up tag-team noone cared about?

1st of all Nathan Cruz is a great wrestler, but he was presented as a low level guy. Adam Maxted is a Gobshite From Love Island, who is only getting a push because people know him as being a GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND! Yep Maxted won this match, also can someone teach Adam Maxted to do a move that is Not a Dropkick? Not that you could see any move involving the ladder in anyway, because they edited in crowd shots to ruin any pacing!

The Fourway between Robbie X, Gabriel Kidd, Liam Slater and Crater ended in a No contest after the 3 cruiserweights bundled onto the Superheavyweight. And that's why you should never book a Onefall multi-man match!

Grado and Martin Kirby...i have to give it to them...WORST MATCH IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES! The secret to the contents of Grado's Bumbag was revealed by Kirby...a single toothbrush that he then scrubbed his armpits in and tried to force into Grado's mouth!

This existed....this....THIS WAS A THING.....THIS WAS A THING FILMED  AND BROADCAST ON NATIONAL TV!

After Kirby got a taste of his own medicine...and armpits!...He rolled up Grado for the 1, 2,3!

And finally Justin Sysum and Joe Hendry Put the Rampage Gang on Notice by Defeating Rampage Brown and Sha Samuels. With 3 episodes, left Sysum's title shot is looming over Stu Bennett's chosen champion, Rampage....BUT IT WON'T BE NEXT WEEK!

NEXT WEEK...WOS goes to the Dogs as Bulldog Junior faces "Alpha Male" Iysten Rees, and even the Women's Division will be as hard hitting, as Viper faces Ayesha. and for the 1st time in WOS history, we have a Mixed Tag between Will Ospreay and Bea Priestly vs Stevie Boy and Kay Lee Ray!  

Doritos Collisions Review

So Despite being World cup and Commonwealth Games year, Cadbury's hasn't come out with any new flavours. We still, however have a last taste test for 2018,

Last time we had Crisps with 2 flavours, now it's 2 flavoured crisps in one bag, with it's collisions line. We try each flavour separately and as is the whole idea....

Take 2 crisps of 2 flavours, and eat'em in one go!

HABERNO CHILLI AND GUACAMOLE
Package: Red and Green
Calorie Count: 645 in a 30g Serving
Habernero;Dry slow burn that will leave you coughing
Guacamole: Fragrant Crisp with nice texture. Tastes like a homemade Guac. Luxurious, creamy with a hint of tomatoes
Together: The heat of Habernero Rises to the challenge of the Alkaline Guacamole. Since Doritos are not uniform in size, One Flavour surpasses the other. Only on the rare occasions you get two same sized chips, both flavours complement each other!

HONEY GLAZED RIBS AND LEMON BLAST 
Package: Black and Yellow
Calories Count: 643 in a 30g serving
Honey Glazed Ribs: Bold ribs with Sickly sweet Honey sauce with black pepper saving me from a cavity!
Lemon Blast: If Someone's idea was to take Plain crisps and Drown them in Lemon juice, I WOULD FIRE THAT PERSON'S ASS! HOWEVER!...
Together: As stupid as a lemon juice crisp tastes and sounds, A sweet and bitter combo works. I am on my second bag as I type this!