We have only 2 matches this week, and I would love to say Quality over Quantity, But No....NOT HAPPENING!
1st Match was The women's championship between Kaylee Ray and Viper. This was a beautiful back and forth match, Unfortunately, Once again, the air-time has being moved to 2pm and it was edited even more that it was a week ago in it's 4pm timeslot. and before you say it's the channels discretion on what gets shown or not! Let me tell you what Itv shows on 2pm on Saturday at any other week: CRIME DRAMAS! Some of them even have Adult themes, blood and swearing at lunchtime! Oh But a wrestler selling a chop like it really hurts more than it does? NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, CENSOR THAT SHIT! Kaylee ray retains with a Gorey Bomb!
Last week I Called the main event a Reserve Battle Royale, It's not....IT'S SOMETHING EVEN MORE CONVULTED!
RULES TO THE BUZZER BATTLE ROYALE
#1: Robbie X
#2 Kip Sabian
#3 Stevie boy
#4 BT Gunn
Gunn and Stevie Boy are a tag team, they are on separate sides tonight!
#5 Liam Slater
#6 Iestyn Rees
How convenient(!) that the tag champions are drawn on the same team. The tag champions take out Stevie Boy with the Doomsday Device,....And make Gunn Pin his partner! Gunn Refuses so Sabian Pins Stevie as Iestyn Whoops some sense out of Gunn!
STEVIE BOY IS ELIMINATED!
#7 Grado
#8 Sha Samuels
After a great showing the heels rush Grado as Bennett refuses to press the button. Val does as she gives Bennett a piece of her mind on commentary
#9 Bulldog Junior
#10 CJ BANKS
RK-GRADO! to Banks tags to Bulldog, Bulldog and Grado have lost it with the tag champions, ending with a ringside brawl that takes out Head Referee Steve Linski, and HE IS PISSED OFF!
GRADO, IESTYN REES, KIP SABIAN, AND BULLDOG JUNIOR ARE DISQUALIFIED!
#11 GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND
#12 NATHAN CRUZ (WHO LOST A LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH)
AND THAT'S WHY I SAID THIS SHOW BOOKS MATCHES THAT HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES! CASE IN POINT, JUSTIN SYSUM, WHO HAD TO FIGHT FOR A TITLE SHOT SINCE WEEK 2 AND HASN'T USED IT YET IS ENTERED FOR A MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT, IS NUMBER 14, NUMBER 13 IS CRATER, WHO IS STILL MASKED DESPITE LOSING A MASK VS MASK MATCH LAST WEEK! AND THEN BARRETT PRESSES THE BUZZER AGAIN FOR A BIG SURPRISE!
ENTRANT 15: Gabriel Kidd
ENTRANT 16: IMPACT WRESTLING'S MOOSE!
And with Noone explaining who Moose is to the people who don't have sky channels, The match breaks down, in the chaos, Cruz eliminated Robbie x with a Rope Assisted Lungblower!
ROBBIE X IS ELIMINATED!
Cruz tags in Crater and throws Slater into the ring to feed Crater.
SLATER IS NOW ELIMINATED. THE MATCH NOW CONCLUDES AS A BATTLE ROYAL
OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1: Kidd
2: Cruz
3: Maxted
4:Samuels
5:Banks
6:Moose
7:Crater
WINNER AND (STILL!) NUMBER ONE CONTENDER: JUSTIN SYSUM!
NEXT WEEK THE FINALE, AFTER 9 WEEKS OF PROTECTION AND RED TAPE, JUSTIN SYSUM FACES STU BENNETT'S CHOSEN ONE, RAMPAGE BROWN. AND AFTER A 4-WAY DQ. GRADO AND BULLDOG JNR WILL FACE THE TAG CHAMPIONS IESTYN REES AND KIP SABIAN FOR THE BELTS.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WHEN FOR NOW WOS WILL "BREXIT STAGE LEFT!"
1st Match was The women's championship between Kaylee Ray and Viper. This was a beautiful back and forth match, Unfortunately, Once again, the air-time has being moved to 2pm and it was edited even more that it was a week ago in it's 4pm timeslot. and before you say it's the channels discretion on what gets shown or not! Let me tell you what Itv shows on 2pm on Saturday at any other week: CRIME DRAMAS! Some of them even have Adult themes, blood and swearing at lunchtime! Oh But a wrestler selling a chop like it really hurts more than it does? NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, CENSOR THAT SHIT! Kaylee ray retains with a Gorey Bomb!
Last week I Called the main event a Reserve Battle Royale, It's not....IT'S SOMETHING EVEN MORE CONVULTED!
RULES TO THE BUZZER BATTLE ROYALE
- The match will start as a 1 on 1 match.
- However, at any given time, Stu Bennett will press a buzzer at ringside to add 2 more men to the match and the match will become a tag elimination match. Eliminations by pinfall, submission, countout, dq, or injury.
- Odd Numbers team with Odd Numbers, Even numbers team with even numbers.
- When there a 8 men left, this match become an over-the-top-rope battle Royale
- Winner gets a title shot at Rampage at the Season finale Next week!
- DID RUSSO BOOK THIS?
#1: Robbie X
#2 Kip Sabian
#3 Stevie boy
#4 BT Gunn
Gunn and Stevie Boy are a tag team, they are on separate sides tonight!
#5 Liam Slater
#6 Iestyn Rees
How convenient(!) that the tag champions are drawn on the same team. The tag champions take out Stevie Boy with the Doomsday Device,....And make Gunn Pin his partner! Gunn Refuses so Sabian Pins Stevie as Iestyn Whoops some sense out of Gunn!
STEVIE BOY IS ELIMINATED!
#7 Grado
#8 Sha Samuels
After a great showing the heels rush Grado as Bennett refuses to press the button. Val does as she gives Bennett a piece of her mind on commentary
#9 Bulldog Junior
#10 CJ BANKS
RK-GRADO! to Banks tags to Bulldog, Bulldog and Grado have lost it with the tag champions, ending with a ringside brawl that takes out Head Referee Steve Linski, and HE IS PISSED OFF!
GRADO, IESTYN REES, KIP SABIAN, AND BULLDOG JUNIOR ARE DISQUALIFIED!
#11 GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND
#12 NATHAN CRUZ (WHO LOST A LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH)
AND THAT'S WHY I SAID THIS SHOW BOOKS MATCHES THAT HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES! CASE IN POINT, JUSTIN SYSUM, WHO HAD TO FIGHT FOR A TITLE SHOT SINCE WEEK 2 AND HASN'T USED IT YET IS ENTERED FOR A MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT, IS NUMBER 14, NUMBER 13 IS CRATER, WHO IS STILL MASKED DESPITE LOSING A MASK VS MASK MATCH LAST WEEK! AND THEN BARRETT PRESSES THE BUZZER AGAIN FOR A BIG SURPRISE!
ENTRANT 15: Gabriel Kidd
ENTRANT 16: IMPACT WRESTLING'S MOOSE!
And with Noone explaining who Moose is to the people who don't have sky channels, The match breaks down, in the chaos, Cruz eliminated Robbie x with a Rope Assisted Lungblower!
ROBBIE X IS ELIMINATED!
Cruz tags in Crater and throws Slater into the ring to feed Crater.
SLATER IS NOW ELIMINATED. THE MATCH NOW CONCLUDES AS A BATTLE ROYAL
OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1: Kidd
2: Cruz
3: Maxted
4:Samuels
5:Banks
6:Moose
7:Crater
WINNER AND (STILL!) NUMBER ONE CONTENDER: JUSTIN SYSUM!
NEXT WEEK THE FINALE, AFTER 9 WEEKS OF PROTECTION AND RED TAPE, JUSTIN SYSUM FACES STU BENNETT'S CHOSEN ONE, RAMPAGE BROWN. AND AFTER A 4-WAY DQ. GRADO AND BULLDOG JNR WILL FACE THE TAG CHAMPIONS IESTYN REES AND KIP SABIAN FOR THE BELTS.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WHEN FOR NOW WOS WILL "BREXIT STAGE LEFT!"
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