Monday, September 17, 2018

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 8: INSERT FUNNY SUBTITLE HERE!

Was there something important last night?
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NAAAAAHHHHH!

Week 8 of 11 Saturdays before I hang up my hat til 2019! I can still be found at my tumblr page from October 13th, at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

We open with GM Stu Bennett telling us he has a special announcement on the main event for next week!

In a match where 2 of WOS' most powerful women collided it was Viper who toppled Ayesha, with ease, in fact the 1st 3 minutes was all Viper! But in the end Viper hooked the "London Amazon" with a Minchinouku Driver for the win and to become Kay Lee Ray's contender next week!

This weekend Savour in the knowledge that there was at least one Mixed Tag Match that wasn't Bollocks! As 2 real life couples (like that never went south in the grand scheme of things!) Kay Lee Ray and Stevie Boy faced Bea Priestly and Kay Lee Ray....and out came the editors! Kaylee did a move of some sort in the ropes, but i didn't know what because of Censors! still it was a great a match and it made history as WOS' first mixed tag! the Women Suplexing the opponent's male partners at the same time was a pop-worthy moment!

Match 3 is why the Wrestlers may be told not to sell anymore, as a chop, a simple Flair Chop, that Bulldog sold with an anguished face, caused it to be censored! Still Bulldog Junior had a good back and forth with tag champion Iestyn Rees! Lots of power from the 2 powerhouses and Made Iestyn a dark horse for the British title picture in my eyes!

Robbie x unmasked Crater...who quickly covered up with a second mask after...in a mask vs mask match, which meant the match had no consequence, and Barrett revealed his announcement for episode 9...a "NEW KIND OF MATCH" (!)...For the number one contendership....AND THAT'S WHAT I AM ON ABOUT WITH MATCHES HAVING NO CONSEQUENCES! Justin Sysum is the Number one contender and he hasn't had his match yet!...AND NOW THERE IS A REVERSE BATTLE ROYALE PITTING THE ENTIRE MALE ROSTER, INCLUDING SYSUM, BUT EXCLUDING THE CHAMPION RAMPAGE, FOR A MATCH HE WAS PUT THROUGH HOOPS FOR SINCE EPISODE 2! WHAT THE HELL?

ANYWAY!
WATCH ME UNRAVEL THIS WOOLLY MESS NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE THE WORST GIMMICK MATCH EVER DEVISED AND VIPER SINKS HER TEETH INTO THE TITLE PICTURE NEXT WEEK FOR WEEK 9: PENULTIMATE WARRIOR!

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