History was made with the first ever women's rumble which i will also do full play by play later on, but 1st...
Blowjo Rawley answered Roode's challenge for the us title match. Roode got a good out of Rawley, but it wasn't anything new we say in the tourney last month!
Drew Gulak must be 205 GM TONIGHT! Heis just too good to watch! however his heel them lose to The Luchadores, making Senile Vince wonder what did they put in his medication to make him see 3 Rey Mysterios?
Revival bet the The Club. LOL50/50BOOKING!
Despite making quick tags in and out, Styles won against Owens and Zayn, despite Owens not being Legal, Shane being the Smug Snake he is, even admitted not seeing a legal tag! That must really triggered the "hURDUR mCMAN nOT bOOKIN sAMMY cOS tRUMP sUPORTORS hATS mOOSLIMS!" Conspiracy Theorists !
Uso bet the spred by 2 pins to nothing did Gable and Benjamin look weak because of this? YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP!
MEN'S RUMBLE MATCH
#1 RUSEV
#2 FINN BALOR
Rusev over as FUCK, started with a Judo throw, never seen that out of him on Balor, who Retaliates with a Drop kick!
#3 Rhyno to ecw chants! Belly to belly and fireman's carry by the man-beast!
#BARON CORBIN
Beels and big boots to everyone and he elims Rhyno...Only to get eliminated himself! and destroys everyone including...
#HEATH SLATER
If i was Heath Slater i would change my First name to Yamcha! Every person who came out before number 11, took a cheap shot on Slater! Even being force feed a pancake whooped his ass!
ELIAS, NXT CHAMPION ANDRADE CIEN ALMAS AND BRAY WYATT ALL TAKE CHAPSHOT ON THE WAY IN! Uranage by Wyatt on Finn who counters Sister Abigail into a mushroom stomp!
B#NUMBER 9: BIG E WHO SPILLS A PLATE OF PANCAKES AT RING SIDE
PLOT POINT!
#TYE DILLINGER...IS ATTACKED BY SAMI AND OWENS
NUMBER 10 IS NOW SAMI ZAYN!
#Number 11 Sheamus throws in yamcha Slater, who then eliminated Sheamus! Slater rested on his laurels and even he is gone1
NUMBERS 13 AND 14 XAVIER WOODS AND APOLLO CREWS
Flair chop by balor
#NUMBER 14: SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Strong Style blitz, FOLLOWED BY A KNEEDROP LEADING TO SAMI ELIMINATED!
NUMBER 15: CESARO AND 16 IS KOFI!
Crew is eliminated by Cesaro's European Uppercut!
NUMBER 17: JIM AND jUICE mAHAL!
Do you know who Jinder looks like with his new haircut?
Jinder elims both woods and e
14!
...Well to Michelle's Credit she does score 4 elims!
Blowjo Rawley answered Roode's challenge for the us title match. Roode got a good out of Rawley, but it wasn't anything new we say in the tourney last month!
Drew Gulak must be 205 GM TONIGHT! Heis just too good to watch! however his heel them lose to The Luchadores, making Senile Vince wonder what did they put in his medication to make him see 3 Rey Mysterios?
Revival bet the The Club. LOL50/50BOOKING!
Despite making quick tags in and out, Styles won against Owens and Zayn, despite Owens not being Legal, Shane being the Smug Snake he is, even admitted not seeing a legal tag! That must really triggered the "hURDUR mCMAN nOT bOOKIN sAMMY cOS tRUMP sUPORTORS hATS mOOSLIMS!" Conspiracy Theorists !
Uso bet the spred by 2 pins to nothing did Gable and Benjamin look weak because of this? YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP!
MEN'S RUMBLE MATCH
#1 RUSEV
#2 FINN BALOR
Rusev over as FUCK, started with a Judo throw, never seen that out of him on Balor, who Retaliates with a Drop kick!
#3 Rhyno to ecw chants! Belly to belly and fireman's carry by the man-beast!
#BARON CORBIN
Beels and big boots to everyone and he elims Rhyno...Only to get eliminated himself! and destroys everyone including...
#HEATH SLATER
If i was Heath Slater i would change my First name to Yamcha! Every person who came out before number 11, took a cheap shot on Slater! Even being force feed a pancake whooped his ass!
ELIAS, NXT CHAMPION ANDRADE CIEN ALMAS AND BRAY WYATT ALL TAKE CHAPSHOT ON THE WAY IN! Uranage by Wyatt on Finn who counters Sister Abigail into a mushroom stomp!
B#NUMBER 9: BIG E WHO SPILLS A PLATE OF PANCAKES AT RING SIDE
PLOT POINT!
#TYE DILLINGER...IS ATTACKED BY SAMI AND OWENS
NUMBER 10 IS NOW SAMI ZAYN!
#Number 11 Sheamus throws in yamcha Slater, who then eliminated Sheamus! Slater rested on his laurels and even he is gone1
NUMBERS 13 AND 14 XAVIER WOODS AND APOLLO CREWS
Flair chop by balor
#NUMBER 14: SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Strong Style blitz, FOLLOWED BY A KNEEDROP LEADING TO SAMI ELIMINATED!
NUMBER 15: CESARO AND 16 IS KOFI!
Crew is eliminated by Cesaro's European Uppercut!
NUMBER 17: JIM AND jUICE mAHAL!
Do you know who Jinder looks like with his new haircut?
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| "DO YOU KNOW DE WAE...IN MY LANGUAGE OF PUNJOBBERBI? |
NUMBER 18: SETH ROLLINS
Slingblade and Cesaro, Jinder and Kofi after saving himself by standing in Big E's split Pancakes! but he is gone after the Cien DDT!
NUMBER 19: BROKEN MATT HARDY
hardy and Wyatt eliminate themselves!
NUMBER 20: CENA
Cena elims Elias to no fanfare!
#21 HURRICANE IS ELIMED DOING HIS ENTRANCE!
#22 AIDEN ENGLISH AND ADAM COLE (BAYBAY!) IS 23 And English is done
24 is Blandy rko to Almas and Almas's great showing in over!
#25 IS TITUS!
Draping ddt to Balor
NUMBER 26 IS GOBSHITE FROM MTV! AND REY MISTERIO IS 27! POSSIBLY MAKE VINCE SCREAM "THERE'S FOUR OF THEM NOW?"
Mysterio Destroys cole and he's done!
GET THE PITCHFORKS! 28 IS ROMAN REIGNS!
Titus done! Kerb Stomp and Gobshite from MTV wont ruin another WRESTLEMANIA! Rollins is Done!
29 GOLDUST
Atomic Drop!
NUMBER 30: ZIGGLER
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS!
- GOLDUST
- ZIGGLER
- ORTON
- REY
- BALOR
- CENA
- ROMAN!
STYLES VS NAKAMURA AT WRESTLEMANIA PURPLE?
TAKE IT ALL! TAKE ALL OF MY MONEHS!
Jading Boredom Faw Down And Went Boom and so did Seth's chance of holding the Belt!
The Triple threat Match for the Jam Belt was a Fucking Embarrassment! We know Brock doesn't give A Monkey's, but when come in with a Noodle Belly and a red face huffing and puffing like you just did a 200 mile run, Don't bother Turning up for work!
WWE WOMEN'S RUMBLE
So WWE is embracing Equality, and who do they get to be the ring announcer?
THE BIKINI REPORTER SKANK FROM E! WHO BURIED A HALL OF FAMER AT WRESTLEMANIA!
We even had Steph as a commentator dressed in a catsuit and flat shoes, because why not tease putting herself as number 30 just like a knew she would?
NUMBER#1 SASHA BANKS
NUMBER#2 BECKY LYNCH
NUMBER #3 SARAH LOGAN
Mudhole Stomps by Logan because in case you didn't know, She's Southern
NUMBER 4: GENERIC BLONDE FROM THE CLONE FACTORY: DESIGNATION "MANDY"
And then someone who broke the mould!
NUMBER 5 IS LITA!
Shocked by this, It looks it A Product Recall for Generic Blonde Clones!
NUMBER 6 IS KAIRI SANE
That Elbow is a thing of Beauty!
NUMBER 7: TAMINA
Tamina hoping to follow in her father's footsteps of Taking out Women!
Lita with a big DDT AND A MOONSAULT! TURNING BACK THE CLOCK!
NUMBER 8: DANA "DUCK LIPS" BROOK
KAIRI GOT ELIMED...BY FUCKING DUCK LIPS?
NUMBER 9: TORRIE WILSON (WHO GOT THE MEMO THAT RING GEAR IS NOW PG!)
Probably for the best..or worst given your opinion!
Dana is done!
NUMBER 10 IS SONYA DEVILLE USING HER MMA BACKGROUND TO PUMMEL TORRIE AND ELIMS WILSON!
NUMBER 11 IS LIV AND 12 IS THE RETURNING MOLLY HOLLY
Can Molly Come back because her Virginal Gimmick would now fit in his era and would not devolve into Fatshaming!...AGAIN!
13!
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| "I'M A DESPISED TAPE-WORM WHO USED MY HUSBAND'S FAME TO ELEVATE MY CAREER AND TAKEAWAY TITLE SHOOTS FROM MORE DESERVING TALENT!" |
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| "OH THAT'S CUTE!" |
15 WAS RUBY! AND THEN...SIGH! 16 WAS VICKIE FUCKING GUERRERO!
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
17 WAS CARMELLA AFTER VICKIE WAS ELIMED AND CARMELLA WAS ATTACKED WITH HER OWN BRIEFCASE BY VICKIE!
IT'S GOING BE A MATCH AT MANIA ISN'T IT?
#18 NATTIE #19 KELLY KELLY
McTaker is done
#NUMBER 20 IS NAOMI
Becky is done
#21 IS JACKIE MOORE AND STRAIGHT AFTER IS NIA
Oh lord...this will good! 2 of the strongest toughest women of their generat...AND JACKIE IS DONE! And so is Kelly and Ruby!
23 IS A BANDAGED EMBER MOON!
Naomi is thrown to the guardrail and pulls a "Kofi"...but is still eliminated! Naomi fans be like...
NUMBER 24 IS THE HALL OF FAMER BETH PHOENIX!
Beth squares up to Nia but can only throw her through the ropes! Beth hugs her best friend Nattie and pays for it! Beth is out!
NUMBER 25 IS ASUKA!
Asuka and Ember's rivalry is reborn, with Asuka gesturing to Ember's Arm. Moon hits Eclipse but aggravates the injury Asuka Mercifully elims her nxt rival
NUMBER 26 IS MICKIE NUMBER 27 IS NIKKI BELLA-SKANK
Carmella done after a Disaster kick by Nikki
28 IS BRIE BELLA SKANK 29 IS BAYLEY
NUMBER 30...GEE STEPH IS AT RINGSIDE IN A CATSUIT AND FLAT SHOES WHO WONDER WHO IT....
(LAUGH!)
NUMBER 30 IS HALL OF FAMER TRISH STRATUS!
ORDER OF ELIMS
- MICKIE AFTER TRISH REFERENCED "THAT" COUNTER IN THEIR WRESTLEMANIA 21 TITLE MATCH!
- NIA AFTER A TEAM EFFORT
- BAYLEY AFTER SASHA TURN HELL!
- TRISH
- SASHA
- BRIE ELIMED BY HER OWN SISTER! THE PITCHFORKS ARE OUT AGAIN!
.....HOLY GIANT SPACE FLEA FROM NOWHERE, BATMAN!
Asuka was about to announce who she will face, and then RONDA ROUSEY TURNS UP! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE WOMEN'S DIVISION? AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FROM ASUKA?
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