Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Royal rumble 2018 Predictions

Before we get Started, Something needs to be addressed. Yes it's about Enzo Amore.

I think that WWE did the right thing is firing Amore. Enzo...no... ERIC ARNDT...this was something the man, not the character did....because if the accusation is true....then he will be treated just like Jimmy Saville in England...Just like Bill Cosby in the States...the Man's ACTIONS, Not his Image will be on Trail...this happened 3 months ago...you telling me Eric didn't go to a road manager or Board Member or Vince himself and said "hey, i was at this party, i took some stuff, i don't remember What happened, but this girl said i did this, but i know i didn't!" But no he let it slide and it came out 2 day ago in a way that, wwe, with the amount of Damage Control they do, especially in the last number of years, in regards to Chris Benoit, To Rich Swann, to their expansion in the middle east, that Dismissal was the only way to go!

With that being said, let's not let this overshadow this Sunday's event!

ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE

A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE JAM BELT THAT HAS MADE VINCE CREAM HIS ADULT DIAPER!
BROCK LESNER (C) VS BRAUN STROWMAN VS THE BIG DEAD CAREER!
Bork's reign of terror has being a year now, turning up conveniently in the 90 day periods between ppvs, but it hasn't stopped the irresistible rise of Braun Strowman. Sooner or Later Strowman will turn full face, and when it happens, then he will be champion! but until then...
MONEY ON: BROCK LESNER!

HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (C) VS SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS
The Styles Story Starts year 3 in wwe on sunday, With the Board stacked against him. The Board of The General Manager, that is! With the 2 most vitriolic Best bubs in the business, can the co-champion thing even happen?
MONEY ON: STYLES OR OWENS!

ROYAL ROMAN MATCH WHERE ROMAN WILL WIN A CHANCE TO FACE HIS BR(OMAN)AND'S CHAMPION AT WRESTLE(RO)MANIA AND ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN HIS ROMAN ROMAN
GEE I ROMAN. I MEAN WONDER WHO'S WINNING THIS YEAR?

WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Fairer odds (Sike! just watch Steph give herself the number 30 spot!) Will be found in the first ever women's rumble match. Sadly for Paige, her career is over in such a terrible way. stay as a manager or trainer please, you have so much knowledge to share and so much of your life to still live. i mean i don't even, think Paige is past her 30s yet!
SHORT LIST: ASUKA, DEVILLE, MICKIE, STEPH, NIA, RONDA ROUSEY (IF CONFIRMED)
Raw will win the Rumble. Despite rumours of a women's Chamber match being quietened, they have not being Silenced!

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS AND JADING BOREDOM(C) VS BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING
Ok you had your fun with Jading Boredom trying to grow a personality but it's time to stop!
MONEY ON:SHEAMUS AND CESARO (DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!) SHEAMUS  AND CESARO (DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!) Speaking of talented guy with no personality...his former tag team champion also has a match

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE USOS (C) CHAD GABLE AND HE GOT, HE GOT A...SHELTON...BENJAMIN!
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@BlurredSquirrel: Oi! Does Gable and Benjamin still 'ave the worst ring music in wwe RN?
ME: YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP! YEAH-UP!
BS: GOBSHITES!
MONEY ON: GABLE/BENJAMIN!

With 2 rumbles, the show has only 6 matches on sunday. No pre-show matches have being confirmed yet, not that they would matter. Join me on Monday with full play by play of both rumble matches!


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