Really Vince, Rocky's Cousin Vs the Gobshite From Mtv?
That's the best you could come up with?
Speaking of, Vince came out for a 25 MINUTE PROMO. Giving it was a milestone show. it was played by ear: Vince heeling it up, glass shatters, bah Gawd it's Austin, Stunner, see you in 5 years for #Raw30...if you live that long Vince!
1st match was a decent 4 on 4 women's tag Bayley/Sasha/Mickie/Asuka vs Sonya/Torrie Summer Mandy/Nia/Alicia, however it was plagued with ad breaks! Sasha got the win but then Asuka took out her partners in a clear message for Sunday.
After Pointless Filler with Angle, Jonathan Coachman, Harvey Wippleman, Brawler, Teddy Long, Brother Love (Bruce Pritchard should stay away from Kevin Dunn for the sake of the Business!), We have Pointless title match with Pointless Talentless Cheater and a Pointless Face Push for the 3rd Year Running!
But before that, Undertaker Cut a Promo...and that was it, i was expecting someone, ANYONE! To do something to tease a match. but maybe it's for the best he stays out of it this year!
Past General Managers were celebrated and all of 3 were present. Vickie Guerrero because the heat alone of the show already was thermal. Mike Adamle, who is under a rock hopefully, and Brad Maddox who possibly getting same rocks off!
The Miz is now Toilet Break Champion for the 8th time, Breaking Chris Jericho's Record. Congrats Miz, you just earned the new nickname JeriCHODE!
Christian had a peep show with Tag team champions Seth Rollins and Jading Boredom. Boredom was Booed so much by the new York Crowd, you'd think he was from Boston! Brown Tongue and Brass Ring came out to attack but lead to Seth accidentally hitting Boredom!
So I Guess we do Bray Wyatt vs Woken Matt Hardy now huh? I guess, we can finally start the feud and have it buil...OH LOOK IT'S OVER!
(SHRUG!)
Backstage: Jericho, fresh from slumming it in Japan fighting cat-petting Sissy Janitors! (#FUCKTHEYOUNGBUCKS!) Confronts Elias and puts him on the list! This leads to Elias, Who was OVER AS ALL HELLS! Singing a song about he is better than every legend and Cena, whom he said had no Balls. Golden Boys Ears started to burn, as sure enough here was Cena. Cena went to Bury Elias, until he was struck in the Fruity Pebbles! and then hit with a guitar. So Elias is the Opponent for Cena's "Non Title Marquee match at Mania?" should be one to look out for!
WWE CELEBRATED IT'S WOMEN'S DIVISION, WITH 2 HALL OF FAMERS!....AND 7 SKANKS WHO SLEPT FOR THEIR JOBS, A BAR-SINGER AND TERRI RUNNELS!
All night, the Apa were hosting a poker night, with Heath Slater losing every-time. until he tried to cheat, leading to a match. Rhyno/Slater vs Titus/Crews Ended in a DQ. And Slater got the D...THE 3D THAT IS, FROM the Dudley Boyz!
Aj Styles was interviewed by Gene Okerland, nice moment!
Dx Promo and they too sweeted each other, bringing out the Balor Club, which bought out the Revival to be Buried.
Finally, despite the legends and superstars at ringside, Braun Destroyed Brock Lesner.
hopefully sd is more of a go home Rumble show tonight. I WILL HAVE PREDICTIONS ON THE RUMBLE THIS TIME TOMORROW!
SEE YOU THEN!
That's the best you could come up with?
Speaking of, Vince came out for a 25 MINUTE PROMO. Giving it was a milestone show. it was played by ear: Vince heeling it up, glass shatters, bah Gawd it's Austin, Stunner, see you in 5 years for #Raw30...if you live that long Vince!
1st match was a decent 4 on 4 women's tag Bayley/Sasha/Mickie/Asuka vs Sonya/
After Pointless Filler with Angle, Jonathan Coachman, Harvey Wippleman, Brawler, Teddy Long, Brother Love (Bruce Pritchard should stay away from Kevin Dunn for the sake of the Business!), We have Pointless title match with Pointless Talentless Cheater and a Pointless Face Push for the 3rd Year Running!
But before that, Undertaker Cut a Promo...and that was it, i was expecting someone, ANYONE! To do something to tease a match. but maybe it's for the best he stays out of it this year!
Past General Managers were celebrated and all of 3 were present. Vickie Guerrero because the heat alone of the show already was thermal. Mike Adamle, who is under a rock hopefully, and Brad Maddox who possibly getting same rocks off!
The Miz is now Toilet Break Champion for the 8th time, Breaking Chris Jericho's Record. Congrats Miz, you just earned the new nickname JeriCHODE!
Christian had a peep show with Tag team champions Seth Rollins and Jading Boredom. Boredom was Booed so much by the new York Crowd, you'd think he was from Boston! Brown Tongue and Brass Ring came out to attack but lead to Seth accidentally hitting Boredom!
So I Guess we do Bray Wyatt vs Woken Matt Hardy now huh? I guess, we can finally start the feud and have it buil...OH LOOK IT'S OVER!
(SHRUG!)
Backstage: Jericho, fresh from slumming it in Japan fighting cat-petting Sissy Janitors! (#FUCKTHEYOUNGBUCKS!) Confronts Elias and puts him on the list! This leads to Elias, Who was OVER AS ALL HELLS! Singing a song about he is better than every legend and Cena, whom he said had no Balls. Golden Boys Ears started to burn, as sure enough here was Cena. Cena went to Bury Elias, until he was struck in the Fruity Pebbles! and then hit with a guitar. So Elias is the Opponent for Cena's "Non Title Marquee match at Mania?" should be one to look out for!
WWE CELEBRATED IT'S WOMEN'S DIVISION, WITH 2 HALL OF FAMERS!....AND 7 SKANKS WHO SLEPT FOR THEIR JOBS, A BAR-SINGER AND TERRI RUNNELS!
All night, the Apa were hosting a poker night, with Heath Slater losing every-time. until he tried to cheat, leading to a match. Rhyno/Slater vs Titus/Crews Ended in a DQ. And Slater got the D...THE 3D THAT IS, FROM the Dudley Boyz!
Aj Styles was interviewed by Gene Okerland, nice moment!
Dx Promo and they too sweeted each other, bringing out the Balor Club, which bought out the Revival to be Buried.
Finally, despite the legends and superstars at ringside, Braun Destroyed Brock Lesner.
hopefully sd is more of a go home Rumble show tonight. I WILL HAVE PREDICTIONS ON THE RUMBLE THIS TIME TOMORROW!
SEE YOU THEN!
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