Hey Guys! Eamonn here again. Look I'm sorry for the lack of posts lately, but if you want someone to blame, Blame Impact Wrestling! Impact's new British Time-slot of 11pm and lack of ppvs mean on the months i don't Have the money to buy a ppv, I cant do any wrestling posts! That'll change after whatever 5SHITE! shows Redemption (Watch it not be live in UK!) when i announce my summer schedule after wrestlemania week!
And now to the matter at hand!
ELEVEN! Matches have being confirmed for Wrestlemania Purple in New Orleans this year. and we are not even done yet with the build
(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE...AND NOT THE SCHEDULE OF THE EVENT)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (C)VS SHINKSUKE NAKAMURA!
Twitter erupted two months ago when the King of Strong Style elimed Roman (King of Strong Odour!) to win the Roman Match. This match is set to blaze new Orleans and quite possibly the entire world of wrestling!
MONEY ON: Rumblings of an injury to Styles are making the rounds, but it won't change the outcome, Nakamura, but it won't be any easy title-drop by any stretch of the imagination
JAM BELT
BORK AND BEANS (C) VS BLOWMAN LAMES
So Roman is really going to talk about Brock getting "special treatment" because he's "Vince's boy!"?
MONEY ON: ROMAN, YOU KNOW IT'S ROMAN, BUT AT LEAST SAMOA JOE AND ROMAN WILL TEAR IT UP FOR THE TITLE ON RAW UK!
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS NIA JAX!
Feeling cobbled together, wwe has gone for turning Nia face by having Alexa Bliss and Mickie James fat shame her (YES THE SAME MICKIE JAMES WHO WAS HERSELF FAT SHAMED IN AN ANGLE YEARS AGO...OR DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T REMEMBER?)
MONEY ON: NIA FOR HER SIZE, HAS NOT BEING BOOKED AT ALL DOMINANT! THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT IF SHE WORKS MORE ON HER PERSONALITY SHE MIGHT WIN THE CROWD...BUT STILL NOT THE TITLE!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS ASUKA
History Made at the Rumble Match, when Asuka destroyed Nikki Bella-Skank, with a satisfying kick to her face. Last month on FastLAME! Asuka came out after Charlotte disposed of Ruby Riott! the reason Asuka came To the blue brand is that because wwe want to put Asuka's streak in Believable Jeopardy...but what mark will Carmella have on this match?
MONEY ON : Asuka, failed cash in by Carmella!
TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIT!
GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (C) VS FINN BALOR VS SETH ROLLINS
UGH!
MONEY ON...BLAHBLAHBLAH! MIZ GETS THROWN OUT! BLAHBLAHBLAH! FINISH HIT! BLAHBLAHBLAH! MIZ ROLLUP BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY WRESTLING MOVE HE CAN DO RIGHT! BECAUSE GOD FORGIVE MIZ EVER PROVING ME WRONG BY WINNING CLEANLY!
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY ROODE (GLORIOUS!) VS RANDY ORTON (C)(BORING US!) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL WHOSE CLAIMS HIS MUSCLE MASS GAIN IS DUE TO A CHANGE TO A TRADITIONAL INDIAN DIET AND THOSE CLAIMS ARE (SPURIOUS!)
Money on: Orton
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BAR (SHEAMUS AND CESARO) (C) VS BRAUN STROWMAN AND ???
Braun buried the entire tag division by himself in a battle royal, but Him winning on his own will not stand and he MUST find a partner!
SCENARIO ONE: PARTNER IS ON EQUAL TERMS POWER WISE (RHYNO, BIG SHOW, KANE, MARK HENRY, HELL EVEN CALL UP KILLIAN DIAN!)
SCEANRIO TWO: PARTNER IS COMPLETE FLOATER AND BRAUN DOES ALL THE WORK TO KEEP HIS TITLE SHOT! (HAWKINS, RYDER, SLATER! MICHAEL COLE WOULD BREAK WWE UNIVERSE IF HE HELD GOLD!)
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT FINALS
CEDRIC ALEXANDER VS MUSTAFA ALI!
Months of rebuilding the cruiserweight division...AND IT BEING ON THE MAIN SHOW IS STILL IN QUESTION! Nonetheless, i think wwe learned its lesson from practically giving tna back Austin Aries. and this will be a good match, just as a reminder if they turn Ali heel, then wwe will have all it's Muslim and Arabic Descent wrestler all heel. Make of that what you will!
MONEY ON: ALI! COULD GO EITHER WAY!
MIXED TAG MATCH
HUNT-UH AND STEPHANIE-MAN (WONDER WHAT'S HIS SUPERPOWER?) VS KURT ANGLE AND RONDA ROUSEY
3 YEARS IN THE MAKING...Rousey's transition to wrestling has being a tough one blame creative. though this match will probably be a stopgap between the 2 Brands main events
KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLEROYAL AND...QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYBODY VS EVERYBODY!
So, it took Snickers threatening to pull out of sponsorship for wwe to omit the name of the Fabulous Moolah to scar this new trophy. And i am going to say my Piece, YOU ARE DAHM RIGHT MARS TO HOLD UP WWE FOR DOING THIS! The Fabulous Moolah was a evil woman, who used the dreams of young girls to line her pockets, she pimped her students to promoters for sex, many of them 16! she held the title HOSTAGE for years! and Like Jimmy Saville (look him up) used her fame and influence to hide her sins behind her influence in the wrestling world.
Lilian Ellison was not A Feminist Figure. Or Graceful Champion. She was a vain Closeted Lesbian who Punished woman Sexually , like the men she sold her students to. A Pimp. A Pedophile. A Disgrace.
Anyway, these matches could go on the pre-show where they belong!
Join me next week, if or when Smackdown tag team championship, UNDERTAKER/CENA and/or
OWENS/ZAYN VS SHANE/BRYAN get confirmed!
And now to the matter at hand!
ELEVEN! Matches have being confirmed for Wrestlemania Purple in New Orleans this year. and we are not even done yet with the build
(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE...AND NOT THE SCHEDULE OF THE EVENT)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (C)VS SHINKSUKE NAKAMURA!
Twitter erupted two months ago when the King of Strong Style elimed Roman (King of Strong Odour!) to win the Roman Match. This match is set to blaze new Orleans and quite possibly the entire world of wrestling!
MONEY ON: Rumblings of an injury to Styles are making the rounds, but it won't change the outcome, Nakamura, but it won't be any easy title-drop by any stretch of the imagination
JAM BELT
BORK AND BEANS (C) VS BLOWMAN LAMES
So Roman is really going to talk about Brock getting "special treatment" because he's "Vince's boy!"?
MONEY ON: ROMAN, YOU KNOW IT'S ROMAN, BUT AT LEAST SAMOA JOE AND ROMAN WILL TEAR IT UP FOR THE TITLE ON RAW UK!
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS NIA JAX!
Feeling cobbled together, wwe has gone for turning Nia face by having Alexa Bliss and Mickie James fat shame her (YES THE SAME MICKIE JAMES WHO WAS HERSELF FAT SHAMED IN AN ANGLE YEARS AGO...OR DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T REMEMBER?)
MONEY ON: NIA FOR HER SIZE, HAS NOT BEING BOOKED AT ALL DOMINANT! THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT IF SHE WORKS MORE ON HER PERSONALITY SHE MIGHT WIN THE CROWD...BUT STILL NOT THE TITLE!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS ASUKA
History Made at the Rumble Match, when Asuka destroyed Nikki Bella-Skank, with a satisfying kick to her face. Last month on FastLAME! Asuka came out after Charlotte disposed of Ruby Riott! the reason Asuka came To the blue brand is that because wwe want to put Asuka's streak in Believable Jeopardy...but what mark will Carmella have on this match?
MONEY ON : Asuka, failed cash in by Carmella!
TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIT!
GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (C) VS FINN BALOR VS SETH ROLLINS
UGH!
MONEY ON...BLAHBLAHBLAH! MIZ GETS THROWN OUT! BLAHBLAHBLAH! FINISH HIT! BLAHBLAHBLAH! MIZ ROLLUP BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY WRESTLING MOVE HE CAN DO RIGHT! BECAUSE GOD FORGIVE MIZ EVER PROVING ME WRONG BY WINNING CLEANLY!
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY ROODE (GLORIOUS!) VS RANDY ORTON (C)(BORING US!) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL WHOSE CLAIMS HIS MUSCLE MASS GAIN IS DUE TO A CHANGE TO A TRADITIONAL INDIAN DIET AND THOSE CLAIMS ARE (SPURIOUS!)
Money on: Orton
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BAR (SHEAMUS AND CESARO) (C) VS BRAUN STROWMAN AND ???
Braun buried the entire tag division by himself in a battle royal, but Him winning on his own will not stand and he MUST find a partner!
SCENARIO ONE: PARTNER IS ON EQUAL TERMS POWER WISE (RHYNO, BIG SHOW, KANE, MARK HENRY, HELL EVEN CALL UP KILLIAN DIAN!)
SCEANRIO TWO: PARTNER IS COMPLETE FLOATER AND BRAUN DOES ALL THE WORK TO KEEP HIS TITLE SHOT! (HAWKINS, RYDER, SLATER! MICHAEL COLE WOULD BREAK WWE UNIVERSE IF HE HELD GOLD!)
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT FINALS
CEDRIC ALEXANDER VS MUSTAFA ALI!
Months of rebuilding the cruiserweight division...AND IT BEING ON THE MAIN SHOW IS STILL IN QUESTION! Nonetheless, i think wwe learned its lesson from practically giving tna back Austin Aries. and this will be a good match, just as a reminder if they turn Ali heel, then wwe will have all it's Muslim and Arabic Descent wrestler all heel. Make of that what you will!
MONEY ON: ALI! COULD GO EITHER WAY!
MIXED TAG MATCH
HUNT-UH AND STEPHANIE-MAN (WONDER WHAT'S HIS SUPERPOWER?) VS KURT ANGLE AND RONDA ROUSEY
3 YEARS IN THE MAKING...Rousey's transition to wrestling has being a tough one blame creative. though this match will probably be a stopgap between the 2 Brands main events
KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLEROYAL AND...QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYBODY VS EVERYBODY!
So, it took Snickers threatening to pull out of sponsorship for wwe to omit the name of the Fabulous Moolah to scar this new trophy. And i am going to say my Piece, YOU ARE DAHM RIGHT MARS TO HOLD UP WWE FOR DOING THIS! The Fabulous Moolah was a evil woman, who used the dreams of young girls to line her pockets, she pimped her students to promoters for sex, many of them 16! she held the title HOSTAGE for years! and Like Jimmy Saville (look him up) used her fame and influence to hide her sins behind her influence in the wrestling world.
Lilian Ellison was not A Feminist Figure. Or Graceful Champion. She was a vain Closeted Lesbian who Punished woman Sexually , like the men she sold her students to. A Pimp. A Pedophile. A Disgrace.
Anyway, these matches could go on the pre-show where they belong!
Join me next week, if or when Smackdown tag team championship, UNDERTAKER/CENA and/or
OWENS/ZAYN VS SHANE/BRYAN get confirmed!
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