ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE!
FATAL 4-WAY FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY ROODE VS RANDY ORTON(c) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL VS RUSEV
Well, there goes my pick for the King Of The Jobbers Battle Royal!
MONEY STILL ON: Orton!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP NOW CONFIRMED
THE USOS (JIMMY/JEY) (c) VS THE NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF BIG E/WOODS/KINGSTON) VS THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS (HARPER/ROWAN)
Again with the multi-matches! I guess it's because they wanted to make Nakamura vs Styles that little bit special.
The build that the Bludgeons have had has being slow. but they are being booked as Monsters, which has made people forget the whole "Rowan is an Autistic Genius" angle that caused that forgettable face turn:
MONEY ON: Bludgeon brothers or New day! Have Usos take back the titles at Summerslam.
Finally for this week
THE QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYONE VS EVERYONE!
Whilst winning this match has no real consequence to booking whatsoever, this week the Trophy had being revealed. After campaigning to remove the name of The Fabulous Moolah of the trophy, after building the Pimp and sex Offender as a feminist figure. The Women's Battle royal was just called that "the Woman's battle Royal" All's Well that Ends Well...UNTIL THEY REVEALED THE NEW TROPHY!
(WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT FOR AS MANY LADY PART PUNS IN A SINGLE PARAGRAPH!)
FATAL 4-WAY FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY ROODE VS RANDY ORTON(c) VS JIN AND JUICE MAHAL VS RUSEV
Well, there goes my pick for the King Of The Jobbers Battle Royal!
MONEY STILL ON: Orton!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP NOW CONFIRMED
THE USOS (JIMMY/JEY) (c) VS THE NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF BIG E/WOODS/KINGSTON) VS THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS (HARPER/ROWAN)
Again with the multi-matches! I guess it's because they wanted to make Nakamura vs Styles that little bit special.
The build that the Bludgeons have had has being slow. but they are being booked as Monsters, which has made people forget the whole "Rowan is an Autistic Genius" angle that caused that forgettable face turn:
MONEY ON: Bludgeon brothers or New day! Have Usos take back the titles at Summerslam.
Finally for this week
THE QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYONE VS EVERYONE!
Whilst winning this match has no real consequence to booking whatsoever, this week the Trophy had being revealed. After campaigning to remove the name of The Fabulous Moolah of the trophy, after building the Pimp and sex Offender as a feminist figure. The Women's Battle royal was just called that "the Woman's battle Royal" All's Well that Ends Well...UNTIL THEY REVEALED THE NEW TROPHY!
| HOLY DIVINE JUMPING JAYSUS!...IS...THAT....IS THAT A UTERUS? |
LOOKS LIKE THE TROPHYMAKER WAS A REAL TWAT....
IT'S A BONAFIDE DUD AND A CERTIFIED G SPOT!
LOOKS LIKE WWE BIRTHED A NEW CONTROVERSY!
WHO EVER WINS THIS WILL BE FLUSHED WITH EMOTION...
AND WHO LOSES WILL BE IN A GIANT FLAP FOR A WHILE...
TO WIN THIS PRIZE YOU'LL HAVE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE THE BOX...
AND FINALLY...NICE TO SEE THAT NIKKI BELLA POSED FOR THIS TROPHY!
Next Wednesday i will have the final push towards wrestlemania Hopefully the condition of Shane will confirm one of the few last matches to be confirmed! Until then any changes will be reported on my twitter @RealEnli
PEACE!
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