Thursday, April 23, 2020

Impact Rebellion Night 1: #NoCredEd finally let's British Bloggers get paid and fed!

Nordholm: yet Vince, can I borrow your Homework?

Vince: No Problem, just change a few things so you won't get caught, PAL!

Corona Virus is good for something, it finally got impact to show a ppv on time, even it has being downsized to a tv special! I have tagged Impact uk and Ed Nordholm in this review, so they might not even read it, but knowing how they handle ppvs for the britsh audience I'm sure it take between 6 days and 1 month for them to tell me to go fuck myself!

And now our feature presentation!

First was a 6-man tag with Ovarie (because All the Crist brothers can do is Bleed every month!) And Sad man Futon....the man with the size and mobility of a couch! Vs Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and the returning Crazy Steve. Real talk without Dumi Callahan's influence (More on Mr. Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt Later!) Jake is actually pretty good. Faces won in a tepid match.

The world title match is jeopardy next week! Tessa is stuck in Mexico, and Eddie Edwards has decided to stay safe.

With one size man match we now follow it up with...another 6 man match! This time a 3 team match between the Rascalz, Xxxl, and the team of TJP and Fallah Baah. The tag match shown had the true strength of the tag division: it's diversity: only here you can see fly flyers and guys that look like XxXl and Fallah returning them in kind, after an exciting bout, the rascals are set to the contenders for the north down the road!

Best match of the night!
Ace Austin defended the X Division championship against Willie Mack, it was the self doubting Mack against the devious Ace, in a match with great pacing action and storytelling, a good 15 minute or so, the 2 had each finish countered so each had to dig deep, but In the end, a stunner off the top rope gave Mack the opening for the frog splash and we have a new champion!

PoundShop Bayley vs Blueberry Ice Alicia Fox in a WWE Superstars type squash match. Kylie Ray, aka PoundShop Bayley, won via submission

And now the main event which was a Cinematic Unsanctioned match between impact hall of famer, Ken Shamrock and Sami Calahan, and it was just a mess! The only thing of value is that it just confirmed what we already know, that the Hacker Gimmick is separate from Ovarie. Last image was Ken Shamrock locking the ankle lock on Calahan in a carpark and walking away from a prone Sami!

Next week Part 2 including what ever decision management has given over the world title picture!

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