Night 2 kicked off with a tough and technical back and forward between Charlotte and Rhea Ripley for the latter's Nxt Women's Title. Good time and pacing, I could have gone either way, But However, Charlotte is now Nxt Women's Champion, so where does this leave Rhea?
Aliester Black has being to dark, evil places, expect one, in a match involving the Tapeworm. Once Again Sable 2:0 made tv while Rusev is at home! Black kicked Lashley so hard, it corrected his lisp! Please WWE, end Black on Aliester Black Violence!
MITB is still going ahead! Madness!
Otis won again Ziggler after Mandy took out Sonya. So Otis and Mandy, huh? I'll give it a week!
In a match so raw and full of emotion Edge and Orton's hatred could not be contained by a ring, so the last man standing match spilled to backstage, training rooms, boardrooms, the storage area no where was safe, Edge won after taking Orton's out with a ConCHAIRto!
I knew Gronk was going to be 24/7 champion...now go and get your stupid interview on Fucks and Friends!
Next was the Title match Botching Theroy didn't deserve but fuck we are understaffed against the street profits, this time Dawkins made sure Theroy Jenkins didn't Miz up the outside spot! Street Profits retained but Angel and Theroy went into business for them selves until Biance Belair took Zelina Vega Out!
Bayley Retains the Smackdown Women's Title against all worthy opponents...and Tamina! Seriously stop putting Tamina in matches, she was eliminated first because walking to the Rong blew her up! Naomi was eliminated next by the heel tactics, but Lacey made sure Sasha was gone next! Not that it did any good, since Sasha ran-in to take Evans out!
DISCLAIMER....
I am not on Drugs! The Following match actually happened!
Next was the Firefly Funhouse match. John Cena was teleported during his entrance, into the funhouse where Bray Wyatt explained what was going to happen once Cena walked the door...in other words this match was a game of Persona 4! "In the Funhouse, you'll face...yourself!" So here goes
After meeting Rambling Rabbit and walking through the door, Bray Wyatt gives a verbatim promo that Kurt Gave when Cena Debuted. Cena now decked in his Generic 2002 look tried to slap Bray like he did to Angle but Bray kept Teleporting away, even bringing up Nikki Bellaskank in one instance.
Next the 2 were teleported to the 80s where Muscleman Bray introduced Handsome Johnny siting that Cena can't wrestle but look how big and sexy his muscles are! John is hypnotised not to be able to move his arms after some bicep curls. Bray takes John out in the first offence of this match, we are now back in the ring and Cena is now Rapper Cena. He spits a bar with the Devil Vince Puppet exclaiming " This is Such Good Shit!" We teleport again this time Bray is now Eric Bischoff, and Cena is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, but Cena attack Bray. We then teleport to 6 years ago. Bray in this original gimmick echoes the world's he said then Cena is a monster and it took 6 years to plan this revenge, Cena now in the shirt he wore then, attacks Bray who turns into Huskus the Pigboy, the fiend puts Cena in Sister Abigail , Bray acts as the ref and Cena soul is sent to the Shadow Realm!
Drugs man
Drugs!
With Big Bully John having to steal the show, there was no time left for Drew vs Brock. Just do what Oldberg and Strowman did 2 nights ago. Difference is this is not how you build a first time champion. So there you have it the most memorable mania ever due to auspicious circumstances. I hope to see you down the road this year but my sister is getting married in September and it's out of the country. I may have Summerslam in me, but most likely I will be doing shows in October and maybe mlw specials between now and then.
Wherever and Whenever I see you, I can only pray it's soon.
Peace!
Aliester Black has being to dark, evil places, expect one, in a match involving the Tapeworm. Once Again Sable 2:0 made tv while Rusev is at home! Black kicked Lashley so hard, it corrected his lisp! Please WWE, end Black on Aliester Black Violence!
MITB is still going ahead! Madness!
Otis won again Ziggler after Mandy took out Sonya. So Otis and Mandy, huh? I'll give it a week!
In a match so raw and full of emotion Edge and Orton's hatred could not be contained by a ring, so the last man standing match spilled to backstage, training rooms, boardrooms, the storage area no where was safe, Edge won after taking Orton's out with a ConCHAIRto!
I knew Gronk was going to be 24/7 champion...now go and get your stupid interview on Fucks and Friends!
Next was the Title match Botching Theroy didn't deserve but fuck we are understaffed against the street profits, this time Dawkins made sure Theroy Jenkins didn't Miz up the outside spot! Street Profits retained but Angel and Theroy went into business for them selves until Biance Belair took Zelina Vega Out!
Bayley Retains the Smackdown Women's Title against all worthy opponents...and Tamina! Seriously stop putting Tamina in matches, she was eliminated first because walking to the Rong blew her up! Naomi was eliminated next by the heel tactics, but Lacey made sure Sasha was gone next! Not that it did any good, since Sasha ran-in to take Evans out!
DISCLAIMER....
I am not on Drugs! The Following match actually happened!
Next was the Firefly Funhouse match. John Cena was teleported during his entrance, into the funhouse where Bray Wyatt explained what was going to happen once Cena walked the door...in other words this match was a game of Persona 4! "In the Funhouse, you'll face...yourself!" So here goes
After meeting Rambling Rabbit and walking through the door, Bray Wyatt gives a verbatim promo that Kurt Gave when Cena Debuted. Cena now decked in his Generic 2002 look tried to slap Bray like he did to Angle but Bray kept Teleporting away, even bringing up Nikki Bellaskank in one instance.
Next the 2 were teleported to the 80s where Muscleman Bray introduced Handsome Johnny siting that Cena can't wrestle but look how big and sexy his muscles are! John is hypnotised not to be able to move his arms after some bicep curls. Bray takes John out in the first offence of this match, we are now back in the ring and Cena is now Rapper Cena. He spits a bar with the Devil Vince Puppet exclaiming " This is Such Good Shit!" We teleport again this time Bray is now Eric Bischoff, and Cena is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, but Cena attack Bray. We then teleport to 6 years ago. Bray in this original gimmick echoes the world's he said then Cena is a monster and it took 6 years to plan this revenge, Cena now in the shirt he wore then, attacks Bray who turns into Huskus the Pigboy, the fiend puts Cena in Sister Abigail , Bray acts as the ref and Cena soul is sent to the Shadow Realm!
Drugs man
Drugs!
With Big Bully John having to steal the show, there was no time left for Drew vs Brock. Just do what Oldberg and Strowman did 2 nights ago. Difference is this is not how you build a first time champion. So there you have it the most memorable mania ever due to auspicious circumstances. I hope to see you down the road this year but my sister is getting married in September and it's out of the country. I may have Summerslam in me, but most likely I will be doing shows in October and maybe mlw specials between now and then.
Wherever and Whenever I see you, I can only pray it's soon.
Peace!
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