Sunday, April 5, 2020

WrestleMania 36 Night 1: Epic-dermic

Greetings From My Living Room. With the World in the state it's in With the virus, I have to rely on getting this review done at home. So apologies for spelling mistakes, I'm flying this plane blind.

Didn't the first ten minutes of the show drag on or what? Ladyballs addressed the audience without really addressing the audience (Don't Say Corona Virus, Pal!) Then the mashup of Anthems, then a really bad Johnny Depp impression...Don't ask!

Kairi Saine is the Pirate Princess once more as she and Asuka defended the titles against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. Despite no audience, the four we're having fun with each other. Twisted Sister lead to Twisted Bliss and Bliss Cross Applesauce are champions again.

Elias bet King Boredom with most devious move ever- the Fucking Roll-up! #Bantherollup! Ditto for Becky vs the Adult Sized Toddler! 

After what felt like an Eternaty, Daniel Bryan got hands on Intercontinental champion, Sami Zayn. Not that it did any good against a surprise Helluva Kick. Sami Retains

Due to Gobshite From Mtv coming to work sick! The three way ladder match was now one man each. Winners by Bullshit, which is part and parcel with miz by now is Miz/Morrison.

Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins ended with a dq when Seth whacked Kevin with the bell. Owens goaded Seth in a second no Disqualifications match, which ended with Kevin diving off the sign for the win.

Mojo is the 24/7 champion.

Roman Reigns could not be here because people in remission from cancer are in risk of the thing we can't talk about. So Braun Strowman Steps to the plate. And the match is just oldberg and Strowman no selling 4 finishes each.

Finally the boneyard match, a pre-recorded segment where Bikertaker fought AJ styles, the of and traitorous druids in a graveyard. Yes it was a final Deletion style segment with lights and fireworks and editing, but it was very good! I love the end sequence where pushed to his limits, begrudgingly accepts Styles as a tough opponent before burying him.

And that was night 1. Join me tomorrow for me putting this baby to bed. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, and look after and out for each other

PEACE!

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