A New Year and New Limited Edition Icecream have Sprung from Nowhere. Usually You have to wait til St Patrick's Day for them to appear, But on Sunday the 12th, the day this blog was created 13 years ago, The new Heartbeat International (aka HB, WALLS, Mika, Frisko, Streets, etc!) released these. Its's a small review, as it's almost a set routine now: 1 Magnum, 1 Cornetto, and 1 Kids Range Item
We Will be Starting With the Latter Going from Cheapest to Dearest (though it's now shopkeeper's Discretion on how much they can charge for an item!)
Package Colour: Sky Blue With Swirls Imitating the ice-lolly on both sides, A photo of the Photo of Triple Helix Shaped Pop is shown (With the Yellow Photoshopped not to look like Piss-Yellow) Next to A slice of Mango, a Slice of Green Apple, Half a Strawberry and Blueberry! The Package also Lauded the new shape (Twister is a Double Helix and how the Treat is made from Real Juice and is Responibly made for children!)
....which MEANS THIS ITEM WITH ALL NATURAL SUGARS FROM DIFFERENT SOURCES IS PROBABLY WORSE THAN ANY ONE CAN OF MINERAL!
Calorie Count: at least it's a Respectable 278
An Ice-lolly of 3 intertwined Colours and Flavours-Pink Strawberry, Blueberry, Urine Yellow Mango and apple somewhere in-between!
Taste: Get the Wet-wipes Ready, Mams, Cos this is a Shirt-Destroyer. Mere Seconds after taking a bite, and the whole thing Gives up the Ghost. Flavourwise, It reminds me of a Smoothie made from scratch. Delicious, but be wary when buying this for Young kids as it will melt off the stick!
CORNETTO SOFT CHOCOLATEY
Package Colour: Brown with Plastic Top
Calorie Count: a square 900!
An extra Soft Version of Classico, sans Nuts. So it tastes Nice! SO WHAT? you can get this in any Petrol Station or Bread and Milk Shop with an icecream Machine and ask for Syrup yourself already. PROBABLY CHEAPER TOO!
MAGNUM DOUBLE GOLD CARAMEL BILLIONAIRE
Package: (Couldn't find image of single Purchase ) Sepia with Stripes of gold,Brown and Orange. 2 Caramel chocolate Buttons sit under the label.
Calorie Count: 964
Biscuit and Pecan and Vanilla Ripple icecream, a layer of Caramel sauce, Covered in a Caramel glazed white Chocolate shell with Biscuit Pieces.
5 hours after digesting the last one. It's the €2:90 main event, Heartbeat's signature treat.
Taste: So Clearly Heartbaeat has not learned there lesson from last year's Ruby chocolate Magnum and again, opted for a ripple flavoured like the exterior! It's Just Lazy-LAZIER SINCE THEY DONE IT TWICE IN A ROW NOW! If i hadn'r being doing these for years now, i would say on it's own merit, this is pretty good. But it's making me pine for when they would release multiple limited editions over a summer, like the seven sins Magnums or the Cornetto Love Potions!
Well here's hoping that sated your appetite for a while. I won't be back til Wrestlemania in April, but if you want to see me play Movies and Booze, Tweet about Wrestling or shouting at daytime tv and gameshows, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @REALENLI!
SEE YOU SOON!
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