WRESTLEMANIA 37 PREDICTIONS

 It's being a while, hasn't it, since i did a predictions post, what with Smackdown being live on Friday Nights. But Smackdown is Pre-Recorded this week, and all matches were confirmed last night, so lets get to the Second ever 2 night Wrestlemania

NIGHT ONE 

(ALL MATCHES ARE LISTED IN TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

BOBBY LASHLEY (c) w/MVP  VS DREW MCINTYRE

Whether it's deliberate, or Happenstance, but i think the year for Drew will be Bookended perfectly by the end of night one, Last year winning the title on night 2, and this year losing the title shot on Night one. 

I think MVP has us all fooled, i think" Breaking up" the Hurt Business was all but a long con, to keep the belt on Lashley.

MONEY ON: LASHLEY

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

SASHA BANKS(C) VS BIANCA BEL-AIR

It took an unnecessary team-up, to make this rivalry and it doesn't work! Both woman work the Same gimmick and it's uninteresting.

MONEY ON: ONLY TWO WOMEN'S BELTS SHOULD CHANGE HANDS THIS WEEKEND AT IT'S NOT THIS ONE!

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE NEW DAY (KOFI KINGSTON/XAVIER WOODS) (C) VS AJ STYLES AND OMOS

The NEW DAY? Community? (OK THAT'S MY ONE PER POST!)

MONEY ON: OMOS IS AN X-FACTOR, I ASKED AROUND IF OMOS GOT PREVIOUS MATCHES IN THE INDIES AND GOT NOTHING! TOO CLOSE TO CALL, BUT EXPECT A CARRY JOB BY STYLES!

TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TITLE MATCH AT NIGHT 2

ACTUAL TEAM VS JOB TEAM 1 VS JOB TEAM 2 VS JOB TEAM 3

I am pissed that once again, the women's division is directly or indirectly putting over a man! The only thing they can do right, is booked Right Team, or should i say, Book the RIOTT Team. This will also be the first Mania Tag Turmoil match at Mania in 17 years!

MONEY ON: NAOMI AND LANA (WHITE COTTON PANTIES, PAL!)

Speaking of matches that haven't being done in years

STEEL CAGE MATCH

COL. MCSWEATYBOLLIX VS PROUD-BOY BRAUN!

It's Being 35 years since the last mania cage match, Yes, it was wrestlemania 2 when the standard cage was put out! They may say it was to make Braun Brutal, But i think it's because in a cage they cant do the stupis train sounds spot they made Braun a joke on Socials.

MONEY ON: SHANE WITH HELP FROM ELIAS AND TRIPLE R: RYKER THE RACIST ROADIE!

SPEAKING OF BEING A JOKE....

GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND JOHNNY LASTBRICK VS BAD BUNNY AND DAMIAN PRIEST.

Do i even have to say it?

NEXT!

SETH ROLLINS VS CESARO

Now, this will be the Highlight and the Sleeper hit of the Night. I will be looking forward to this more than anything! 

MONEY ON: CESARO!

NIGHT 2 PREDICTIONS

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP

EDGE VS ROMAN REIGNS (C) W/PAUL HEYMEN AND JEY USO VS DANIEL BRYAN

Way to cheapen the 10 year struggle to get better and Royal Rumble win, Guys!

And i like Bryan, But this? It kind of left a bad taste in my mouth! Still, it's pretty obvious who is winning!

MONEY ON: EDGE!

WWE RAW WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH

ASUKA (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Get your Popcorn ready, because the only women's match not infestated by a Wine-Expert Clown will be explosive! After the Baffling Conclusion of last years Title Match! Rhea is back on her Redemption Arc!

MONEY ON: RHEA

PR DISASTER ON A POLE MATCH! (NIGERIAN DRUM MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

BIG E (C) VS APOLLO CREWS

....JUST DON'T LET HULK HOGAN GET ANYWHERE NEAR THIS MATCH!

I don't even know what kind of match this is.... I'm guessing No Dq if the Drum is a weapon! maybe it is on a pole!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

MATT "#NOMEANSNOBRO!" RIDDLE (C) VS LAME-ARSE!

I think Sheamus will Win, Riddle is a bit Scummy, ok a LOT Scummy and it's affecting me on calling his matches fairly.

POSSIBLE CINEMATIC MATCH!

RANDY ORTON VS SOUTHERN FRIED FIEND W/ ALEXA BLISS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGHbNPn10Tw

WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH 

SHAYNA BAYSZER AND NIA ANTIVAX VS WINNERS OF TAG TURMOIL

MONEY ON: SCENARIO 1-AGAINST RIOTT SQUAD-NEW CHAMPIONS

SCENARIO 2-AGAINST ANYONE ELSE?-SQUASH!

KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN W/ FAILED CHILD ACTOR!

At this rate, Vince should personally rip up Sami's contract and give him the bus Fare to Jacksonville! Money on: FUCK LOGAN PAUL! IF SAMI DECKS THAT BASTARD HE WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE FACE! 

Results will be up Monday For both Nights. Have a great week with Takeover and the hall of fame and Prelude, and if you are not burnt out on wrestling Join me on Twitter @RealEnli