Ticket to Heaven: the Storyline: chapter 3: Contrivium

 "Oi have a weapon be da godz, dat can kill Divils!"

When Joe-Jack said that bold claim, Saburu in her hidden sanctum, did not care, after all, she had heard many a hero make boastful claims, Ancestral Weapon this, Bloodline of Heroes that! But for this lowly mass-murdering illiterate, to claim that he has a weapon that kill Evil Incarnate, well, if she could have popcorn at hand to see Beelzebub rip the Human a new one, she would!

he held up a bullet to the Dog-drone's camera/muzzle, It was a Cartridge dipped in gold paint, it looked Ridiculous, shining in the paltry Irish Sunlight! 

However SatanicOstritch looked...Frightened? The Mara had never seen her former Boss frightened of anything, because in the past other things that would have destroyed him were really more formidable than this Bullet.

IS THAT....CONTRIVIUM?

The Ting that the Cosmic Entities mak' dem dices from? Da one Ting you shit ya pantiez ova? I HAVE IT! DA POWAH TO REWRITE DA UNIVERSE, ALL IN DIS BULLET!?

YOU WOULDN'...

BANG!

Satan's Head was gone, not Exploded from the impact, but erased, and his body soon followed, like the world just Right Clicked his whole existence and pressed Cut.

Sabaru couldn't believe it. Contrivium, actual Fucking Contrivium, From those High and Mighty Entities and they give it to HIM to do THAT! To essentially one of their own, She needed that Power! she wanted to stick it to them, even more than having her own Game with the lives of Men. To have the power of Contrivium, mixed with her Dream and Nightmare Manipulation, Oh what Realities she could make, what Sensations she could Produce. What Terrors she can make flesh! She needed Joe-JACK to Join the League, Now!

Joe-jack stood still, as one eye glowed red to show Ostrich was still Possessing him, the Form they "Killed" Merely a Construct.

Tink she fell fer it?

Absolutely! Sabaru's Hatred for The Entities makes her Predictable, she would salivated at the chance to one up them! She will send a Jump Ship here in the next six days!

Roight, So all we can do, is Wait! 

And that's Chapter 3 Sorry if it is Shorter than last time, It's because that the 3 Code Lyoko review episodes of on boggerboxoffice Tomorrow and the following 2 Week will in fact be the LAST EPISODES, EVER! So while this will was Short the Remaining 4 chapters of the Storyline will be a lot Longer!

See you tomorrow over on Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie for the Reviews of Code Lyoko's Episodes 88 TO 90!

PEACE!

Eamonn 

AKA 

ENLI

X!

Ticket to Heaven: The Storyline: Part 2 The Playfight

 And so began the plan to ensure Joe-jack was on the next Ship to Harmonis. And to do that, it was decided that Joe-Jack had to "kill"  SatanicOstrich. They knew Sabaru, would never allow anyone from Earth on Joe-jack's merit alone to join her League of Heroes, so they had to do something on video to persuade the board, The Mara headed. Afterall, Joe-Jack was stupid, but he figured out that Sabaru ran the Galactic G-Men as a sports Team. The fights were match fixtures, the heroes the players and this fake life Eamonn was living with his "Children", well, Ostrich was shtum to tell the truth. After all, the Devil and all that!

So Joe-Jack had killed many before, ( see The Culchie Christmas Carol on Boggerboxoffice for more info.) The Zombies that haunt his house, a former Bed and Breakfast, all former tourists who unwittingly stayed after the first murder by his father. his wife, Joe-Jack's Mammie, cheated on her husband with a guest. She didn't know who, only that he was Foreign. That led to Padraig on a spree hat had led to innumerable deaths. A skill, a legacy he inherited, before somehow, for reasons, only making sense in his twisted honour system, ending up with Eamonn, then Eighties Lad Turned up, and then the adventures, the fights against Hell, the Fights to SAVE Hell, the time he was wrongly convicted of a child murder and Eamonn saved him

"So, Oi guessh dis time it's even, so it is!" He mumbled as he loaded his sawn off shotgun and cocked it.

He past his mother's room, and was tempted to say Goodbye, but he doubted that she would understand In her condition. Play fight or not. Whatever happened next, will be real.

Or not....as he arrived Ostrich had made it's arrival.

Or should I say, Entrance.

He had turned a manhole cover in the middle of Butt-Craic into Doom Fucking Mountain and made an Entrance that looked like a Music Number as it in all it's unnerving glory, stood in a one Shoulder Dress with a corsage and kinky boots.

Oh Joe-Jack here you are, to Greet me on my Coming out Party, my Darling!

(Jaysus, Oi thought oi tole 'im to tone it down, or People would get suspicious!)

Hey, you! Come down here, and face justice for your crimes, You Fiend!

"Fiend? That's the best you can do? I'm the lord of darkness, Bitch! I'll do things to that you will never think of, and get my Rocks off from it! And you want to kill me? You? You are not exactly on the Supply end of Virtue, you human Maggot-pie!

Yeah well, er....You....?.....FUCK YOU!

(He's calm down and sticking to the plan, that's good, if I just teleported, Saburu will just be suspicious of my lack of artistic flair.)

On cue it sensed it, one of The Mara's Camera Bio-Drones, this one not a Spider, but a dog shaped Cyborg that looked like it was once a Doberman, but stitched together with Camera parts and bionic Legs. It's muzzle stitched under a face that was stuck with blackened eyes filled with terror covered was replaced with a camcorder, which extended and retracted it's Scope every few minutes,

Well, that is the most Fucked up thing I've ever seen!

(But it mean she sent a drone meant for documenting, high paced, Quick moving action.)

Let's not disappoint our captive audience, you Second Banana, maybe I'll end you by peeling your skin and eat your insides!

And so the fight happened, in convincing fashion, a lot of  timed moves, dodged spells hitting their marks, it looked like Satan was winning the fight until Joe-Jack said the line that would ensure Sabaru got the message.

"I have a weapon made, by da Gawds, t"kill Divils!"

AND WE END ON A CLIFFHANGER, OH THE SUPSENSE OF IT ALL, JOIN US ON MONDAY FOR THE 3RD CHAPTER AND SEE IF SABURA FALLS FOR OR CALLS JOE-JACK'S BLUFF!

Ticket to Heaven: the Storyline: Chapter one: A rigged Lottery for a fixed game!

 (This is a companion piece to the current "A Game of Two Halves and No Quarter" and the previous "Sabotage By Sleep" storyline over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie This is been done here since until now, the Code Lyoko reviews have being separate from my storyline, and to avoid confusion from both parties, remain so.)

Time had past and despite the warning, Saburu's Galactic league of heroes, part Sports Entertainment, part Gladiatorial Fight, but false propaganda of Human-Demon Relations, had swept the planets of all sentient life. There was matches in bars. Betting odds on what hero would turn up to slay what rogue beast from the Collective Consciousness, and what was children kicking balls where now trading cards of these heroes.

But remember I said false propaganda, well not everyone was convinced of this good thing, especially not, ironically the Devil of this Reality, The Satanic Ostrich!

The Trip to the Too good to be true tropical Paradise world of Harmonis only made his skin (feathers?) Crawl. And then he met Eamonn's Children and a quick search of the kids souls....well that's why it and Sabaru has that little talk the last time. But the stupid cow let something slip, If she is the last of her kind, why did she say "others"?

This really Bothered Our remaining heroes. Without Eamonn on Planet and Eighties lad dead, And this odd situation of Ostrich on the side of good, (short that will last!) earth had one Hero, left-Joe-jack. 

By that Virtue, Joe-jack was the only candidate for This Reality's Earth to join as the Rep of the league, A league that Sabaru had manipulated since Demon's tried to plead for their lives in matches. But Ostrich had a plan to help investigate, well it was Plan B. Plan A was for Joe-jack to "Kill" Satan On Tv. And after the ruse. Both will Investigate the Barracks on Harmonis to save their Friend.

An' 'Ow r ya Supposed t'Come wif me if ever'one tink ya ded? Asked Joe-Jack with all the Eloquence of A farting Donkey!

I have that sewn up, Duckie! It'll be ya first time, so I will be....GENTLE!

YA WOT.....? Joe-jack didn't Finish his sentence as the 7th Avian Combusted into smoke and filled the Mouth and nostrils of the Filthy Groundskeeper.

Bit the Lordt Jaysus! Are you Inside Me?

ughhh.....Of all the Vessels I have Claimed, Your's is the Most Disgusting! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOAP TOUCHED YOUR SKIN? AND WHAT IS THIS? THERE ARE HOLES IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?

Course dere iz a hole in Me Drawers! How do ya think I farted in 'em?

OH GOD I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK! I JUST HOPE AFTER THE PLAY-FIGHT THE JOURNEY INTO SPACE IS NOT A SLOW ONE IF I AM STUCK IN THIS FESTERING DUNGHEAP YOU CALL A BODY!

(END OF CHAPTER ONE! I HAVE REALIZED THAT NEXT MONDAY WILL THE EASTER MONDAY BANK HOLIDAY AND ALL REVIEWS WILL PUT BACK BY ONE DAY! SO NEXT TUESDAY, THE SECOND CHAPTER WILL ARRIVE, BUT THIS TUESDAY, OVER ON BOGGERBOXOFFICE, TICKET TO HELL STARTS WITH 2 EPISODES OF CODE LYOKO!

ONLY HERE ON THE ENLIGHTENEDPAGE AND BOGGER BOXOFFICE!

Summer Schedule 2022

 With Wrestlemania over its now time to look ahead of what is to come in the next 4 months.

TICKET TO....HEAVEN TAKES OVER BOTH BLOGS!

This year will be that last time we will review Code Lyoko episodes as the last 9 episodes will be reviewed in 4 episodes of Code Lyoko return to the past now, which to this point was separate to The storyline at Boggerboxoffice and will remain so, However since this is the May finale of the current Storyline, All chapters of the story will be here on this blog every Monday til June. and the reviews over on Boggerboxoffice, Every Tuesday. Starting Next Monday

• THIS APRIL AND MAY: TICKET TO HEAVEN: BOTH BLOGS!

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FOR SUMMER 2022

we are still are wrestling blog here, but also a Wrestling blog in Ireland. So I'm still Tied to the Drudgery that is the Bank Holiday and both Hell in a Cell and Summerslam is stuck behind two of them. I can do the review at home, no problem, but Analytics will be Messed with until the following Tuesdays.

• June-HELL IN A CELL
• July/August-SUMMERSLAM

TAROTOBERWith Ticket to Hell taking up all my time in the immediate time, My Essay the tarot and it's influence on the storyline on Persona and Persona will be Pushed to July and will be done on the months i recover my health from doing a wwe review. So i can Confirm only one Essay for this summer months.

• July-Tarotober-The Wheel of Fortune and Justice.

 500TH POST?

You are currently reading post number 472, I will try my best to get as close to 500 as i can this year or at least, by next year.

OTHER BUSINESS

To help with that, all the Limited edition food reviews and opinion pieces and drafts will be posted about, when they are made known.

 I will also want to remind people that i am still a person with My own Health, Issues and Responsibilities beyond this blog , and hold every right to postpone or even cancel anything to be with my family or Health Visit.

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

As mentioned above, starting Monday, Code Lyoko return to the Past now comes to it's end this year.

that's 4 reviews all month.

But i will reveal the next 2 reviews afterwards.

• June-Ready or Not
• July-Tag!

Thank you for your support as I reach for my 500th post. I'm currently on hiatus Healing myself from 35 hours without sleep thanks to Mania. I will return on Monday, but until then follow me on Twitter when i'm fully alert over on @RealEnli

but until then, do not Disturb!

PEACE!

WRESTLEMANIA 38: THE LONE STAR STATE OF YER MAN!!

 After Anthem and Promo of Mark Wahlburg reading off Idiot cards, we wasted more time with Cheer-skanks.

So first match for the Smackdown tag team championship, ended in heart breaking fashion for the challengers, Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs, as the latter tore his Patella lifting both Of the Usos. I think judgement call was made and this match was told to go home.

I knew they where paying attention too much to how the end of days finish has never being kicked out from, and sure enough, Drew McIntyre I kicked out of the finisher and bet the Undefeated (BUT NOT REALLY!) Happy Corbin. After the Match, Moss tried to attack Drew, who then, and I kid you not sliced the ropes with his sword so hard it made a Thunderbolt sound!

So Logan Paul is now Undefeated at Mania....

"FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
FUCK ALL OF YOU FOREVER, YOU FUCKS!"

After the candidate for Worst MOTY, we had the first real candidate for MOTY,  Bianca BELAIR Vs Becky Lynch. It's started with lots of Ground work, lots of Counterholds, but it's when the ladies could do what they they could do separately is when thus shone, going for their finishes Early, Becky trash talking, Becky using heel tactics, Bianca's power and Athleticism. And that was the deciding factor.

Cody Rhodes returned with his own music, to face Seth Rollins. It was the Cody Rhodes Revue, all the Moves you remember him doing in various points of his career. Rhodes wins.

And the last official match, because the New Day Vs Lame-Arse and Ridge Holland will be tomorrow. For the Smackdown women's championship, Ronda Rousey took on The champion Charlotte Flair, only because you can't put the title on the line on a zoom call! This was a clash of styles...but it didn't seem to click, the vision was there, there was just disconnect with the execution. Maybe because it was the last official match, maybe it's because they should have put one women's belt on different shows, but after a match that was hot and cold for me, Flair retains after a ref Bump! 

And the reason I called it the last official match, us that the Kevin Owens Show with guest Stone Cold Steve Austin devolved into a No Dq fight. It was Austin beating up Owens in front of his home state crowd and that was about it.

And so ends part one. Underneath these Asterisks the time will past by one day later!

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 Night 2 this will be Quick!

RK-NO MEANS NO BRO! retain against the Street Profits and The Alpha Academy. After match i kid you not, The Street Profits turn face after Turning heel 6 days priors so they can join Gable Steveson in a toast, To which Gable (Chad not Steveson) got in the face of Gable (Steveson, not Chad) after he threw a drink on him. Steveson attacked Gable to end the bit.

The next match was less of a match and more of a spectacle, as Bobby Lashley gave Omos is first defeat in Quick and Grandstanding fashion!

Sami Zayn lost to Johnny Nailballs....With help from all his inbred carnies!

"FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK ALL OF  YOU FOREVER, YOU FUCKS!"

Naomi and Banks are the NEW Smackdown women's champions....Should have being Liv and Rhea!

In a match with no real threat, rhyme or reason, it was a shock that this was the Best match of the night! Aj Styles and Edge faced each other for the 1st time in a good back and forward. The end came when Damian Priest distracted Styles long enough for Edge to Spear Styles out of Mid air. Damian Priest in a faction lead by Edge. I'll buy that for a dollar!

There was a reason why Lame-Arse and WEDGIE lasted a minute, which i will get to in a minute! New day lost!

Next the Boyhood Dream has come through for Pat McAfee. From SOME NFL GUY! to Superstar! in a great performance against Austin Theory as Vince Mcmahon watched at ringside. McAfee won, But like Icarus He flew to close to the sun and challenged McMahon! And this is why the last match was this short. Looks like Vince had his match after all! with help from Austin, (Theory, Not the other guy...YET!) Vince bet McAffe. as Theroy's music played Vince reacted like someone was coming not know what it sound like (VINCE MCMAHON NOT WATCHING HIS OWN PRODUCT, CONFIRMED!) Until Out to save the day was Austin, (STONE COLD, not the other Guy!) Stunner to Theory, Stunner to Vince (who took it worse than his Best Friend, the Faketan Fascist) Beerbash with McAfee and stunner to McAFee who sold it by pouring beer down his prone face!

and finally, the BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT IN HISTORY!....UNTIL THE NEW ONE! Roman reigns and Brock Lesner put on a fight that will be remembered forever. THIS WAS A WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT, BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE ONE! Superb back and forth, great action, Brock can work like a face and not lose his Edge. But the Winner gets all the Praise, Roman reigns Won and unifies the Belts all night, Cole had mentioned the likes of Sammartino, Morales, Backlund and Hogan, All men have one thing in common, All of them had long reigns that would change the course of wrestling History, Hyperbole? perhaps it is, but Unifying the brands under one sole champion is Game changing!

Thank you for your time!

I will be back here with my Summer Schedule for 2022! tomorrow!

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