(This is a companion piece to the current "A Game of Two Halves and No Quarter" and the previous "Sabotage By Sleep" storyline over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie This is been done here since until now, the Code Lyoko reviews have being separate from my storyline, and to avoid confusion from both parties, remain so.)
Time had past and despite the warning, Saburu's Galactic league of heroes, part Sports Entertainment, part Gladiatorial Fight, but false propaganda of Human-Demon Relations, had swept the planets of all sentient life. There was matches in bars. Betting odds on what hero would turn up to slay what rogue beast from the Collective Consciousness, and what was children kicking balls where now trading cards of these heroes.
But remember I said false propaganda, well not everyone was convinced of this good thing, especially not, ironically the Devil of this Reality, The Satanic Ostrich!
The Trip to the Too good to be true tropical Paradise world of Harmonis only made his skin (feathers?) Crawl. And then he met Eamonn's Children and a quick search of the kids souls....well that's why it and Sabaru has that little talk the last time. But the stupid cow let something slip, If she is the last of her kind, why did she say "others"?
This really Bothered Our remaining heroes. Without Eamonn on Planet and Eighties lad dead, And this odd situation of Ostrich on the side of good, (short that will last!) earth had one Hero, left-Joe-jack.
By that Virtue, Joe-jack was the only candidate for This Reality's Earth to join as the Rep of the league, A league that Sabaru had manipulated since Demon's tried to plead for their lives in matches. But Ostrich had a plan to help investigate, well it was Plan B. Plan A was for Joe-jack to "Kill" Satan On Tv. And after the ruse. Both will Investigate the Barracks on Harmonis to save their Friend.
An' 'Ow r ya Supposed t'Come wif me if ever'one tink ya ded? Asked Joe-Jack with all the Eloquence of A farting Donkey!
I have that sewn up, Duckie! It'll be ya first time, so I will be....GENTLE!
YA WOT.....? Joe-jack didn't Finish his sentence as the 7th Avian Combusted into smoke and filled the Mouth and nostrils of the Filthy Groundskeeper.
Bit the Lordt Jaysus! Are you Inside Me?
ughhh.....Of all the Vessels I have Claimed, Your's is the Most Disgusting! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOAP TOUCHED YOUR SKIN? AND WHAT IS THIS? THERE ARE HOLES IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Course dere iz a hole in Me Drawers! How do ya think I farted in 'em?
OH GOD I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK! I JUST HOPE AFTER THE PLAY-FIGHT THE JOURNEY INTO SPACE IS NOT A SLOW ONE IF I AM STUCK IN THIS FESTERING DUNGHEAP YOU CALL A BODY!
(END OF CHAPTER ONE! I HAVE REALIZED THAT NEXT MONDAY WILL THE EASTER MONDAY BANK HOLIDAY AND ALL REVIEWS WILL PUT BACK BY ONE DAY! SO NEXT TUESDAY, THE SECOND CHAPTER WILL ARRIVE, BUT THIS TUESDAY, OVER ON BOGGERBOXOFFICE, TICKET TO HELL STARTS WITH 2 EPISODES OF CODE LYOKO!
ONLY HERE ON THE ENLIGHTENEDPAGE AND BOGGER BOXOFFICE!
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