The 100% CONFIRMED summer Schedule for 2023

 Hello, Eamonn Here. To finally verify a Matter that was Confusing me and a lot of people.

WHY WAS THERE NO WWE MAIN ROSTER PREMIUM LIVE EVENT ANNOUNCED FOR JUNE?

And we got that Answer for the Raw on the 25th, There will be qualifying matches for next month Money in the Bank in London. And I respect that, In the past few Years the MITB event was made a footnote and it's nice that wwe is giving it all the time it needs to grow into an Event Worthy of being in WWE'S "Big 5".

So as it finally Stands:

THE CONFIRMED SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2023:

• June: Tarotober Digest: A look and some Corrections on the characters I had covered Before street fighter 6 was announced, Including My personal headcanons for those not yet launched or confirmed!
• July: Money in the Bank
• August: Summerslam (Subject to change)
• August: Tarotober Part11: Judgement
• This Season's MLW Supercard events will Return to Youtube for it's first Showing on Fridays and will be reviewed on the Following Monday
• Food reviews when made Available!

HIATUS

I will be taking some weeks off writing in June to focus on my health appointments and Mental Health.

THE CONFIRMED SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

After 3 Tickets to Hell gets finalized next Week, There will be no more Storylines for a line. I got burnt out on them. The Films I have obtained in the past 3 years of Getting out the current storyline, have become more and more ridiculous, or loaded with Plot that needs breaking down, That I've decided to give  Creative Writing a Rest and focus solely on Critical Writing. With that Said, I can announce the next 3 films.

• June: Holmes and Watson (2nd week of June)
• July: The Women King
• August: Blue Story

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli I Am also under that on my Newly Formed Mastodon World Server Account!

So Until The Launch of Street Fighter 6 on the 2nd. I'll say

PEACE!

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EAMONN AKA ENLI!

WWE Draft: piece by piece

 Hello And welcome to the aftermath of the WWE. This is will a paragraph of each pick in order they were determined.

ROUND 1.

REMAINING ON SMACKDOWN-THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS W/ PAUL HEYMAN AND SOLO SIKOA.

.... Thus confirming the worst kept secret of last week, that the Newly revived Heavyweight championship is exclusive to raw. 

CODY RHODES REMAINS ON RAW

Well that makes no sense! Are they really bringing back belt so Cody can be champion and not take it from Roman?

BIANCA BELAIR DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

And now all we do is wait to them to confirm Rhea is going to Smackdown so they could swap belts unless Io is going over on Backlash, more on here later.

BECKY LYNCH REMAINS ON RAW

So it looks like once Becky is finished with Trish, she'll get a feud with Rhea.

ROUND 2

STREET PROFITS DRAFTED TO SD!

PERSONALLY I WISH THESE TWO WERE SPLIT UP ALREADY!

IMPERIUM DRAFTED TO RAW.

I am all for Gunther being in the A-show. You want to establish big names for the Tournament for the new belt? That's an odds on favourite. Plus imagine the Personality of Former Chickenshit heel Sami meshing against the Current Toady Ludwig Kaiser.

EDGE DRAFTED TO SD!

.... WHAT FOR? TO DO WHAT?

MATT RIDDLE REMAINS ON RAW

 I suppose we are supposed to buy Riddle as a contender for the new belt?

ROUND 3

BOBBY LASHLEY DRAFTED TO SD!

.... there goes my pick for the new title.

DREW MCINTYRE DRAFTED TO RAW

You think Drew being lex Luger'd in his own country was bad, watch how worse he'll be directly under Vince!

THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN! 

Clearly the plan is to have them win the all the brand's titles but there is a Problem with that! Currently the Smackdown women's  title is unconfirmed and the tag belts are other faces. 

THE MIZ IS STILL RUINING RAW

HE'S A GATEKEEPER AND NOTHING ELSE!

ROUND FOUR

DAMAGE CONTROL DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN!

Oh I can't wait to see Michael Cole squirm in his seat with Bayley giving him the business! Also that now means Io may go for the title, after all.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO RAW.

He'll make a good Showing in the tournament, then Vince will never use him again!

ALL NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS CALLED UP TO RAW.

Poor Indi Hartwell! She proved she could be taken seriously after the Sameface's made her their Sitcom Daughter, only to be drafted to raw, dropping the belt and no doubt be reuniting with Dexter Lumis and the Samefaces! Speaking of, Nikki Cross has a thing for Dexter, hasn't she, so watch her get even and have Isla and Alba have their names dragged in the mud!

FROM THE FIRST SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

JD MCDUMBASS DRAFTED TO RAW

ZOEY STARK DRAFTED TO RAW

NATTIE, SONYA, CHELSEA AND APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO RAW (They aren't a group, they just didn't bother to give them a separate graphic!)

LACEY EVANS REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

THE VIKING RAIDERS W/ ANTI-VAX THE IMPALER DRAFTED TO RAW

DEXTER LUMIS AND CANDICE SAMEFACE REMAIN ON RAW

MAXIMUM MALE MODELS DRAFTED TO RAW

FROM MONDAY NIGHT RAW 

ROUND FIVE

PICK 1: RHEA RIPLEY REMAINS ON RAW

So it was obvious what was to happen and will happen, it's all change for The Title Holders. Case in point....

PICK 2: AUSTIN THEORY DRAFTED TO SD! 

Smackdown is starting to shape into the Smackdown of old, with a Roster of Veterans and Upstarts, It works on paper, but will it work in practice? 

PICK 3: SETH FRANKLIN ROLLINS REMAINS IN RAW!

While we are still not sure what the gimmick truly is, there was no way raw was losing him close to a title tournament.

PICK 4: CHARLOTTE FLAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

To make sure what ever belt does come over it will be become the WORLD CHARLOTTE CHAMPIONSHIP, 

ROUND 6

PICK 1: SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS REMAIN ON RAW THOUGH BY  VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED.

PICK 2: THE USOS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN.

Because how will their storyline go if they weren't?

PICK 3: JUDGEMENT DAY REMAINS ON RAW. 

Finn is a top contender for the new belt. Priest is a top Contender. Dominic....

PICK 4: THE LWO AND REY MYSTERIO DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN.

We are so sick of Rey being Betrayed by his son. So we can't wait to see Rey Being Betrayed by his Surrogate Son! 

ROUND 7

PICK 1: CHICKEN WAITRESS AND THE HAPPIEST GIANT GIRL IN THE WHOLE USA DRAFTED TO RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED!)

PICK 2: ASUKA DRAFTED TO SD!

Now that's more like it! Asuka Following Bianca from Raw this will make the women's division interesting. From here on in the quality drops in some way or another.

PICK 3: NEW DAY DRAFTED TO RAW

I wished that they broke them up! I'm sorry that im not saying anything new or revolutionary, but wwe should get off that horse, err Unicorn, They have Ridden into the ground!

PICK 4: BRAWLING BRUTES REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

No doubt to be the first feud of Round 9s Pick!

ROUND 8

TRISH STRATUS REMAINS ON RAW

So she's at odds with Becky, after that, and then what?

KARRION KROSS AND SCARLETT REMAIN ON RAW.

See Nakamura, Shinsuke!

RONDA ROUSEY AND SHAYNA BLASZLER DRAFTED TO RAW.

At this point does Ronda even WANT to be champion?

PICK 4: LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SD!

If Smackdown is becoming the roster of Veterans and Upstarts L.A. Knight would be my first pick! Now the real question do you turn him face now or let the crowd do it organically against Austin Theory?

PICK3: BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW.

So he's not winning the belt on Saturday, however Bronson reed becoming would champion in his Return after his ridiculous firing! Shame he's supposed to a heel, otherwise it would have being a great storyline!

PICK 4: PRETTY DEADLY CALLED UP TO SD!

(ANGRY JONN RITLAND NOISES!)

YES BOY! The Prettyboys are coming to Smackdown no doubt to put their manicured hands on the titles.

ROUND TEN

BLOATIS AND SHOOSH BOY! REMAIN ON RAW.

If any team needed to split for the good of their careers, it's Alpha Academy! Let Otis Get little laughs as a overweight fashion model, just to save Gable's reputation!

RICK BOOGS REMAINS ON SD!

Do we really need to see this? Boogs new gimmick is he's insecure and lack Confidence. If i looked like that I'd be in the Mirror for Hours on end! He's not a sidekick anymore, Shin's on raw, Elias is now a free agent! This boat is drifting aimlessly.

THE CORONA QUEENS CALLED UP TO RAW DESPITE HAVE A NXT WOMEN'S TAG TITLE SHOT!

So the Belts are worthless now!

Also Don't think Direct management will cast a Blind eye if They pulled what they did for me to bestow this nickname on them. For those who don't know, Katana Chance used to be the only women to win America Ninja Warrior and used that small fame to Turn a Birthday into a Super Spreader event during the Pandemic. So these two can fuck off!

UNCLE HOWD-I MEAN, CAMERON GRIMES! ON SD!

Let's keep that our little secret and not Judge him on that?

THE SECOND "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU PAL" SUPPLEMENT

Raw gets:

Johnny Sameface, Broke-Ass Brook, Nikki cross, Angel Garza, Humberto, Akira Tozawa, Piper Nevin, Tegan Knox, Mustafa Ali, Indus Sher, JOBBER MAHAL, Riddick Moss and Emma 

DING DING DING!

VINCE IS BACK AND MADE 90 PERCENT OF HIS FOREIGN TALENT INTO JOBBERS!

Odyssey Jones called up to raw. (BRUCE PRITCHARD IS GONNA TELL VINCE MARK HENRY IS BACK!)

Grayson Waller on Smackdown.

Like I said "VETERANS AND UPSTARTS"

Superstars who asked For or gained Free Agency

BROCK LESNER

ELIAS

VAUGHN WAGNER

BARON CORBIN (UNDRAFTED)

OMOS

SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CEDRIC ALEXANDER.

Well, that's it! 

Normal Service of the TICKET TO HELL EVENT Resumes on Monday over on the sister site boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com  Thank you for reading. and I will see over there!

PEACE!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING BATTLE RIOT 5: SOUTH PHILADELPHIA SCHMALZ

 I'm Angry Right now! 

This was supposed to be the WWE Draft results. But because Ayozat and Major League wrestling couldn't get War Chamber out last week, we instead, are just going straight to Battle Riot like nothing happened. By the way, of course they spoiled Who won War Chamber in this, so I ain't going to bother to review War Chamber!

The Draft Results will be up here Tomorrow, since they have to have a Supplemental draft which will not be finalised until 4pm GMT anyway!

So let's get to the rules of the Battle Riot 

• This match is the only match on the card. The 40 man Battle Riot.
• Elimination occurs via pinfall, Submission, Stoppage, or being thrown over the top rope. There are no Disqualifications.
• Tag teams or Factions can enter as one entity. However they forfeit any other entry. (Useless they have won a Qualifying match, Previously.
• The Winner will win a World Heavyweight Title match contract good for 1 year.

ENTRANT 1: ALEX KANE

ENTRANT 2: WILLIE MACK

Kane, the Suplex Assassin, Wrestling's best kept secret, throws around The Super heavyweight like he's a baby!

ENTRANT 3: JESUS RODRIGUEZ, (THE FORMER RICHARDO RODRIGUEZ) FOLLOWED BY LINCE DORADO AND CALVIN TANKMAN.

And although both are both heels now, TANKMAN is still bitter on Kane taking him out and making money on him with the Crybaby Calvin T-Shirts.

ENTRANT 6: LANCE ANO'I

Superkicks for everyone. Jesus sneaks behind to Choke out Lance.

Then it's time to get stupid!

ENTRANT 7 MICROMAN.

All the heels except Kane, are jobbing for the fucking Midget.

ENTRANT 8: AZTECA HENCHMAN #33.

Who despite kidnapping his own boss, Cesar Duran, had no problems on sharing his former Employer's hatred of Microman.

ENTRANT 9: BIG JUICY WITH A SHOPPING TROLLEY  FULL OF WEAPONS.

Azteca 33 is eliminated over the top rope.

And this match has devolved into garbage. And we have another elimination, ironically, Juicy's own  partner and Cousin, Lance. Tankman tries to waffle Juicy's Head with a Cookie Sheet, But it Bounces off! 

ENTRY 10: BEASTMAN, SOME FAT GIT DRESSED AS A CAVEMAN FOLLOWED BY LITTLE GUIDO.

Guido goes to superkick Microman of the turnbuckle but instead all the Goofs have a Chicken fight.

ENTRY 12: SAM ADONIS, THE BROTHER OF COREY GRAVES.

Who comes in during the Break with a Beautiful 2 For the Price of 1.

Juicy and Beastman Square off, But Microman crotches Beastman causing his elimination

ENTRY 13: MANCE WARNER.

Oh look, it's the guy who would have being a big star if he didn't wrestling the Invisible Man, in with a 2x4. Rodriguez gets decked and is pinned.

We still have ad breaks in this program. During which Adonis, Mancer and Microman are eliminated, and the ring have seen the entries of Mr Thomas and 3 Jobbers

ENTRY 18: RAVEN'S MUDSHOW FUCKS-YES ALL OF THEM! (RAVEN, FAT MUDSHOW FUCK, SMALL MUDSHOW FUCK, CORN WALLACE, DELIRIOUS, AND MUDSHOW FUCKS 4,5,AND 6!)

The Outlaw Mudshow Fucks eliminate everyone and Azteca Henchman #9 who is the next entrant. we are told the Calling won War Chamber last week so that's that show spoiled! And before Ricky Shane Billy Bob Paige or whatever the Fat Mudshow Fuck is called can set Big Juicy ON FIRE! IN COMES...

#NUMBER 20 JACOB FATU TO SAVE HIS COUSIN, 

This leads to Fatu clearing the ring of Wallace and the unnamed Gasmask wearing gimps. Juicy and Small Mudshow Fuck eliminate themselves, Followed by Fatu clearing Delirious And the Philsbury Mudshow Boy and Fatu are double eliminated. Raven elects to leave. And that leaves Alex Kane, who was hiding under the ring thrown out over the middle rope, to crawl back in and act the big man. 

Kane makes a good showing and proves he could work with anyone! Tapping out Kimchee, Pinning Taya With a safe but not phoney looking Suplex, but also dominating Jobbers Midas Black and Jay Lyon and putting over Ray Jaz, the Godson of Guido.

But the Smooth sailing is over as it's the return (and Eventual Retirement) of Lio Rush and The Debuting Hot Sauce Tracy Williams (who I thought was Oney Lorcan)

It was also the Debut of Alex Kane's Secret Weapon. THE KAIJU, O'SHAYE EDWARDS. AND HE DID IMPRESS WITH SIZE AND POWER!

#ENTRANT 29: DUKE THE DUMPSTER DROESEE

I didn't Think he wrestled anymore giving his...well if you don't know, I wont Spoil it Early.

BUT HERE WE GO AGAIN! BECAUSE HE WON A QUALIFIER WEEKS AGO!

NUMBER #30 IS FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!

Duke quits after Kane tries to remove his Prosthetic Leg.

During the Break Fatu ran in and eliminated Ricky Shame Paige, O'Shaye is gone too! and Manders, who looks like the lost brother of Dax Harwood Has Entered and Manders tag partner, Matthew Justice will not compete as he missed his entry fighting The entire Mudshow. Officially there are 4 left. Revealed to be John Hennigan, Bulldog JR, Some Japanese Guy who eliminates Hot Sauce and Manders and the last man the guy we have being setting up for....

IS GENE FUCKING SNITSKY!

REALLY, I KNOW I WASN'T EXPECTING JOHN CENA TO TURN UP! BUT THIS?

Anyway Snitsky and Rush get eliminated in less than a minute! Final Four are

• Johnny Lastbrick via submission
• Japanese guy via thrown over the top rope
• Bulldog Junior via Tapout

THE WINNER OF THE BATTLE RIOT AND NUMBER 1 CONTENDER: ALEX KANE!

As the rest of the evergrowing Bombaye Fight club enter the right to celebrate. The ref hands Alex the Golden Ticket that can be cashed in against the World's Champion Alexander Hammerstone in the next 12 months. 

That's it for tonight. Due to the amount of action, The draft review will be tomorrow, just as well as The there is always a Supplemental draft on raw talk. which would not be finalized until 4pm today, local time! So expect that in 24 hours!

Until then Peace!