WWE Draft: piece by piece

 Hello And welcome to the aftermath of the WWE. This is will a paragraph of each pick in order they were determined.

ROUND 1.

REMAINING ON SMACKDOWN-THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS W/ PAUL HEYMAN AND SOLO SIKOA.

.... Thus confirming the worst kept secret of last week, that the Newly revived Heavyweight championship is exclusive to raw. 

CODY RHODES REMAINS ON RAW

Well that makes no sense! Are they really bringing back belt so Cody can be champion and not take it from Roman?

BIANCA BELAIR DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

And now all we do is wait to them to confirm Rhea is going to Smackdown so they could swap belts unless Io is going over on Backlash, more on here later.

BECKY LYNCH REMAINS ON RAW

So it looks like once Becky is finished with Trish, she'll get a feud with Rhea.

ROUND 2

STREET PROFITS DRAFTED TO SD!

PERSONALLY I WISH THESE TWO WERE SPLIT UP ALREADY!

IMPERIUM DRAFTED TO RAW.

I am all for Gunther being in the A-show. You want to establish big names for the Tournament for the new belt? That's an odds on favourite. Plus imagine the Personality of Former Chickenshit heel Sami meshing against the Current Toady Ludwig Kaiser.

EDGE DRAFTED TO SD!

.... WHAT FOR? TO DO WHAT?

MATT RIDDLE REMAINS ON RAW

 I suppose we are supposed to buy Riddle as a contender for the new belt?

ROUND 3

BOBBY LASHLEY DRAFTED TO SD!

.... there goes my pick for the new title.

DREW MCINTYRE DRAFTED TO RAW

You think Drew being lex Luger'd in his own country was bad, watch how worse he'll be directly under Vince!

THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN! 

Clearly the plan is to have them win the all the brand's titles but there is a Problem with that! Currently the Smackdown women's  title is unconfirmed and the tag belts are other faces. 

THE MIZ IS STILL RUINING RAW

HE'S A GATEKEEPER AND NOTHING ELSE!

ROUND FOUR

DAMAGE CONTROL DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN!

Oh I can't wait to see Michael Cole squirm in his seat with Bayley giving him the business! Also that now means Io may go for the title, after all.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO RAW.

He'll make a good Showing in the tournament, then Vince will never use him again!

ALL NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS CALLED UP TO RAW.

Poor Indi Hartwell! She proved she could be taken seriously after the Sameface's made her their Sitcom Daughter, only to be drafted to raw, dropping the belt and no doubt be reuniting with Dexter Lumis and the Samefaces! Speaking of, Nikki Cross has a thing for Dexter, hasn't she, so watch her get even and have Isla and Alba have their names dragged in the mud!

FROM THE FIRST SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

JD MCDUMBASS DRAFTED TO RAW

ZOEY STARK DRAFTED TO RAW

NATTIE, SONYA, CHELSEA AND APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO RAW (They aren't a group, they just didn't bother to give them a separate graphic!)

LACEY EVANS REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

THE VIKING RAIDERS W/ ANTI-VAX THE IMPALER DRAFTED TO RAW

DEXTER LUMIS AND CANDICE SAMEFACE REMAIN ON RAW

MAXIMUM MALE MODELS DRAFTED TO RAW

FROM MONDAY NIGHT RAW 

ROUND FIVE

PICK 1: RHEA RIPLEY REMAINS ON RAW

So it was obvious what was to happen and will happen, it's all change for The Title Holders. Case in point....

PICK 2: AUSTIN THEORY DRAFTED TO SD! 

Smackdown is starting to shape into the Smackdown of old, with a Roster of Veterans and Upstarts, It works on paper, but will it work in practice? 

PICK 3: SETH FRANKLIN ROLLINS REMAINS IN RAW!

While we are still not sure what the gimmick truly is, there was no way raw was losing him close to a title tournament.

PICK 4: CHARLOTTE FLAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

To make sure what ever belt does come over it will be become the WORLD CHARLOTTE CHAMPIONSHIP, 

ROUND 6

PICK 1: SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS REMAIN ON RAW THOUGH BY  VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED.

PICK 2: THE USOS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN.

Because how will their storyline go if they weren't?

PICK 3: JUDGEMENT DAY REMAINS ON RAW. 

Finn is a top contender for the new belt. Priest is a top Contender. Dominic....

PICK 4: THE LWO AND REY MYSTERIO DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN.

We are so sick of Rey being Betrayed by his son. So we can't wait to see Rey Being Betrayed by his Surrogate Son! 

ROUND 7

PICK 1: CHICKEN WAITRESS AND THE HAPPIEST GIANT GIRL IN THE WHOLE USA DRAFTED TO RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED!)

PICK 2: ASUKA DRAFTED TO SD!

Now that's more like it! Asuka Following Bianca from Raw this will make the women's division interesting. From here on in the quality drops in some way or another.

PICK 3: NEW DAY DRAFTED TO RAW

I wished that they broke them up! I'm sorry that im not saying anything new or revolutionary, but wwe should get off that horse, err Unicorn, They have Ridden into the ground!

PICK 4: BRAWLING BRUTES REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

No doubt to be the first feud of Round 9s Pick!

ROUND 8

TRISH STRATUS REMAINS ON RAW

So she's at odds with Becky, after that, and then what?

KARRION KROSS AND SCARLETT REMAIN ON RAW.

See Nakamura, Shinsuke!

RONDA ROUSEY AND SHAYNA BLASZLER DRAFTED TO RAW.

At this point does Ronda even WANT to be champion?

PICK 4: LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SD!

If Smackdown is becoming the roster of Veterans and Upstarts L.A. Knight would be my first pick! Now the real question do you turn him face now or let the crowd do it organically against Austin Theory?

PICK3: BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW.

So he's not winning the belt on Saturday, however Bronson reed becoming would champion in his Return after his ridiculous firing! Shame he's supposed to a heel, otherwise it would have being a great storyline!

PICK 4: PRETTY DEADLY CALLED UP TO SD!

(ANGRY JONN RITLAND NOISES!)

YES BOY! The Prettyboys are coming to Smackdown no doubt to put their manicured hands on the titles.

ROUND TEN

BLOATIS AND SHOOSH BOY! REMAIN ON RAW.

If any team needed to split for the good of their careers, it's Alpha Academy! Let Otis Get little laughs as a overweight fashion model, just to save Gable's reputation!

RICK BOOGS REMAINS ON SD!

Do we really need to see this? Boogs new gimmick is he's insecure and lack Confidence. If i looked like that I'd be in the Mirror for Hours on end! He's not a sidekick anymore, Shin's on raw, Elias is now a free agent! This boat is drifting aimlessly.

THE CORONA QUEENS CALLED UP TO RAW DESPITE HAVE A NXT WOMEN'S TAG TITLE SHOT!

So the Belts are worthless now!

Also Don't think Direct management will cast a Blind eye if They pulled what they did for me to bestow this nickname on them. For those who don't know, Katana Chance used to be the only women to win America Ninja Warrior and used that small fame to Turn a Birthday into a Super Spreader event during the Pandemic. So these two can fuck off!

UNCLE HOWD-I MEAN, CAMERON GRIMES! ON SD!

Let's keep that our little secret and not Judge him on that?

THE SECOND "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU PAL" SUPPLEMENT

Raw gets:

Johnny Sameface, Broke-Ass Brook, Nikki cross, Angel Garza, Humberto, Akira Tozawa, Piper Nevin, Tegan Knox, Mustafa Ali, Indus Sher, JOBBER MAHAL, Riddick Moss and Emma 

DING DING DING!

VINCE IS BACK AND MADE 90 PERCENT OF HIS FOREIGN TALENT INTO JOBBERS!

Odyssey Jones called up to raw. (BRUCE PRITCHARD IS GONNA TELL VINCE MARK HENRY IS BACK!)

Grayson Waller on Smackdown.

Like I said "VETERANS AND UPSTARTS"

Superstars who asked For or gained Free Agency

BROCK LESNER

ELIAS

VAUGHN WAGNER

BARON CORBIN (UNDRAFTED)

OMOS

SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CEDRIC ALEXANDER.

Well, that's it! 

Normal Service of the TICKET TO HELL EVENT Resumes on Monday over on the sister site boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com  Thank you for reading. and I will see over there!

PEACE!