PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION....
The Card For MLW'S Next Payperview, Slaughterhouse, is slowly being Molded. To deal with The Calling once and For all, Mance Warner Showed League Chairman Court Bauer blueprints for A remake of The WCW Chamber of Horrors, including, and I shit you not, an Electric Chair!
After interrupting The Champions Press Conference, Mr Saint Laurent got what he wanted, A Title Shot for his client, Davey Boy Smith Junior.
But MSL is not the only Mover and Shaker, As La Empressaria, Salina Dela Renta and her Promotioneces Dorado Faction gave Returned to settle unfinished business. Tonight she will reveal her newest Client.
To something to be settled this week, A Mysterious Hooded Figure who whispered Something in the ear of TJ Crawford, after his loss to Ichiban. Who is this Nebulous Masked Man?
CURRENT CHAMPIONS (No Change)
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: Ricky Shane Page
- Middleweight: Akira
- Tag: The Calling (Akira and Page)
- Featherweight: Delmi Exo (Returning at Slaughterhouse)
They Changed the Title Card, to fire Shots at WWE and AEW. "No Billionaires, No Buyouts, Only Wrestling!"
After Last week being attacked by Fat Mudshow Fuck. Manders was found with a Thumb drive on him with Ricky Shane Page cutting a promo on "Stephen Manders". So know you know it's a Shoot! He introduces Formerly to Cannonball, the FATTER! Mudshow Fuck! Page will put up his title in a match to be Determined by Spinning the wheel at Slaughterhouse!
In the Back we see Jimmy Lloyd Trying to Puke, he tells Mancer he has being Running Miles and is exhausted, trying to cut Weight for his Middleweight Championship match....Even though the title match is already being Made, You had the making for a storyline there but you lost it!
We cut to Selina Dela Renta, her big signing is....Rocky Romero.....Ok in Mexico Rocky Romero is a big deal....I'm Not in Mexico...I'm in Ireland and in Ireland...We have that Shitty 3 day later tv deal Britain has and we didn't see the "Historic Welterweight Champion From CMLL" We saw him in the Puddin' Gang With Pockets!
3 WAY Middleweight Action, TJ Crawford vs Alex Price, You'll remember that Months ago at a tv special Crawford and Price had an absolute Stinker of a Match with Price acting like as I said "Kenny Omega's Understudy" This is the Guy who made FARM Animal Sounds when he threw a punch or kick! and the 3rd Man to a Big Pop was Kevin Blackwood. Rich Bochinni on commentary told us the Story that 4 years ago, Kevin Blackwood was Seriously injured in a car accident and was told he would never walk again. 3 years after the Accident and he has Returned to the Ring and this is my first time seeing him and I couldn't tell. Anyway Assume the Position, Because of course the Guy who wrestles like a Trampoline Cowboy would start the match with a Dive! Alex Price has toned down the Goofiness but he still Shakes the Ropes and Mugs for the Camera. Finish was Alex Price hitting a Crossbody on the Masked man but was taking out. Blackwood was distracted and Crawford roundhouse kicks him For the Win. After the Match Blackwood Congratulates Crawford, But The masked man Attacks Kevin from behind. The Masked Man reveals himself to be Tony Deppen to massive Boos! Crawford and Deppen Maul Blackwood as the bell rings out and refs and security try to pull them off! Congratulations MLW! You just Made A Undercard face people will rally for and A Heel who people would throw their garbage at! Well Done!
Backstage Ichiban and his "Translator" (I bet it's his Dad!) cut a Small Promo.
Backstage in a crappy edit to look like a Facebook stream, Matt Cardona's stream is Interrupted by Maki Itoh and Mance Warner sneak attacks him and smashes his face with his own phone!
Main event and SHOCKER! THIS MATCH DIDN'T END IN A NO CONTEST! Remember I said I would reserve Judgement on If Jimmy Lloyd could Wrestle! Well, I Still reserve Judgement as this was not a Wrestling Match! That said, Jimmy Lloyd is a very believable, Scrappy, Blue-Collar fighter, He reminds he of ECW's Mikey Whipwreck, a Guy who didn't look that athletic, but could go! The match started with a crossbody and Jimmy Busted open before the bell. As a Tribute to terry Funk, Lloyd helicoptered a ladder over his head. Akira took over with Martial Arts Kicks and a Snuck in Steak Knife. Jimmy Now has the Crimson Mask as Akira Turns this match into Torture Porn! Jimmy gets a Second Win with a neckbreaker and a Falcon Arrow as Chairs start to litter the ring by the Calling's Mudshow Fucks! Finish was Akira Retaining the belt with a High angled DDT off A Propped off Chair. A Solid ECW style Match because there was Some Wrestling snuck in here!
Last Minute of Broadcast. MSL Announces Alex Kane vs his new Signee in the World Titan Federation For Next weeks Main Event. Find out who it is Next Monday.
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