List of CHAMPIONS-no Change
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight:Ricky "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Shane Page
- Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
- Middleweight: Rocky Romero
- Featherweight: Janai Kai
(LAST WEEK ON MLW FUSION!)
With his Client's Title Shot secured for Next month's PPV, One Shot. In a show of good Faith, Monsieur Saint Laurent gifts Matt Cardona a new car! Right after he attacked Alex Kane's Running Buddy, Mr Thomas. Paying of a Journalist, MSL tried to drive a wedge between Kane and his Challenger Jacob Fatu, thankfully, after I mentioned how reveals happen 5 feet from the all Parties involved, Kane confronted Cardona long enough for Fatu to Steal his new car.
So let's get Into it!
We start off with a strong Cold Open, With World Champion Alex Kane jogging through the Streets of Atlanta. Telling the Camera he's ready for Fatu as the Rest of Bombaye come out jogging behind him.
First match and we finally find that upside to MLW we've been looking for. Opening match is Cocky Newcomer Griffin McCoy Vs Veteran and Fan Favourite "Hot sauce" Tracey Williams. Finally Some Good-Ass Technical Fucking Wrestling! New to our screens if you are Reading this before watching the Episode on YouTube (Which you really should, because no one in Britain is waiting 3 WEEKS! for Ayozat to televise this!) McCoy is a 6 year Pro while Williams not only is a 13 year Pro, but unlike this former tag partner , Tony's Little Dog Pockets, washed the Stink of SHITcara off himself! Finish was Ref bump During Williams' Piledriver, which was reversed into a Low blow leading to a Disaster Kick for the win. That's two losses for Williams on the trot, but If this was WWE, that's what they would be doing with him-Putting younger guys over. Still I hope they do something with a Old Hand like Williams.
Backstage, And MSL makes a Statement on the Auto theft of Matt Cardona's BMW. Stating when he found it called The Samoans Savages, found it close to a Drive-by and quote "USING THE ENGINE TO COOK A PIG ON A SPIT!"
JAYSUS!
I'M NOT SAMOAN, AND EVEN I'M OFFENDED!
...and Saint Laurent reveals the logo of the World Titan Federation, a Mockery of the 90s WWF logo.
Janai Kai Liquidates a Jobber in a minute! They gave her name and music and ...that's why you don't! You get pummelled into Dog food before your jacket is took off and noone remembers your name! I'm for making new Champions look strong, but you have Other Girls that people have seen before.
Rich Dombrosksi and Matt Striker does Bit to camera, Out comes Page, Out comes Second Gears and they fought off!
New Match signed for Fightland, Calling Vs SGC in a ladder match....
(Sigh!)
That's 3 gimmick title Matches in a row for this feud. People talk about Coked Up Khan booking like a Mark, but 3 Gimmick matches? One Gimmick match, should have ended this! Sure, Rich says into the "Final Chapter!" I'll believe it when I see it!
Rocky Romero cuts a Promo, and it's a Decent Promo! He had cockiness and some base in his voice. So that's why he never talked In the Puddin' Gang. Because he sounds like a Grown Ass Man.
Calling make a promo while undercutting each other.
Don King Reads from his Autocue, Supporting Alex Kane, I Glaze over these now, because noone buys Don King is part of This Company, and it's just empty words he's told to say. So I'll keep using this until they prop him up a chair live in the ring and not on his Cameo!
Second match Confirmed for One Shot-Ricky Shane Page Vs Jimmy Lloyd. I'm sure it'll devolve into a hardcore Match.
Tom Lawlor announces that next week's main event for Fusion on Thanksgiving. Bombaye Vs the World Titan Federation. To Confirm it's the World champ, Alex Kane and Mr Thomas versus Matt Cardona and the "Sports Entertainer" Filthy Tom Lawlor.
Speaking of Mr Thomas, he and Oshaye Edwards of the Bombaye Fight Club faced the Mane Event in the Main Event.....yep, they got me to write that! Anyway the Two behemoths made short work of the two comedy Faces, them getting Distracted by a shapely Women from the Fight Club, using Jay Lion's hula Hoop. And trust me looking at her in a Black dress with a lot of Cleavage on display, Any Hot-blooded man would be distracted!
Backstage Mancer and Manders talk strategy with a whiteboard, until the Mudshow starts attacking them.
MSL manipulates a brawl between Kane and Fatu during the Contract signing by having Cardona duck a punch from Kane that hits Jacob. Security pulls them apart as MSL walks into the room laughing wildly at a Job well done!
A Decent Episode this week. Next week we have the Fusion on Thanksgiving, even though Thanksgiving is not for another 2 weeks.
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