LIST OF CHAMPIONS AFTER FIGHTLAND (Title changes in Capital letters.)
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: Ricky "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Shane Page
- TAG: SECOND GEAR CREW (MATTHEW JUSTICE AND ONE CALLED MANDERS(
- Middleweight : Rocky Romero
- Featherweight: Janai Kai
Since I went through the Events of Fightland in last week's episode, I feel like, apart reminding you all of title changes, that I shouldn't go through the results I already did. Though In the last episode I was told I didn't mention in the World Titan Federation's attack after the main event, the existence of new Member to MSL's Group, Josh Bishop.
Well, he has now being mentioned. Just now. You just read him being mentioned.
It was not a snub at all, let me explain!
The Journeyman Reviewer thing is not a nickname or gimmick, I only review televised wrestling, while Fusion is televised in a fashion that sees it televised 3 weeks later, that still justifies as a Televised promotion. The Ppvs are not Televised which means that I can only go by videos from their Twitter account of the night in question and those are the only tweets in question they give out.
And besides, giving he's not seen in this episode at all, it's strange for the episode blurb to advertise him like he was going to be there
But let's get to brass tacks.
Episode Cold opens to Alexander Hammerstone Justifying his actions, that yes his release request was legitimate, but Court Bauer did nothing to keep an asset like him... but MSL bent over backwards to get him into WTF!
First Match TJ Crawford, Holding a Sign that called for the Return of Tiny Deppen Vs Nolo Kitano. Standard Flippy Shit that doesn't do well with Crawford and People who know what they are doing! Interference from a masked Tony Deppen and later on Griffen McCoy, Distracted The Ghetto Samurai long Enough to kick him so hard, Nolo probably thought he was still watching Anime in his Mammy's Basement! A nice little faction the Dirty Bastards are turning into!
Backstage Mascara Dorado demands An All or Nothing match for Rocky Romero's Two middleweight titles at One Shot. I wonder why they don't give the title shots to Ichiban their own talent and not a guest to their roster, but that'll soon make sense.
MSL in the WTF Office touts that when Matt Cardona wins the World's Title, The belt will be Rechristened the WTF Linear Legitimate Universally Recognised Championship.
Backstage Ichiban is beaten up by Promotionales Dorado. So much for your win Streak, not only is your tag partner getting YOUR title shot after YOU got the pin, but now you are beaten up backstage by a woman and a fat man in a Tuxedo. Ok a Frightening looking Highly skilled Woman, but Ichiban still took a beating from a fat man in a Tuxedo like a bitch! And insult to injury, He was Slapped by Salina!
In the Calling's Torture Porn Set, Fat Mudshow Fuck Cuts Promo on Akira " We make Mistakes when we are young, and pay for them when we are old"
"Top Tier" Tiara James Vs Notorious Mimi in Featherweight action. MLW needs desperately a solid women's division. For reasons I will get to later. Tiara is on a roll, especially since her opponent tonight is a very impressive specimen. After Countering Mimi's Fireman's Carry into a Combination Neckbreaker into a Jawbreaker Finisher, making her way to the ramp she was interviewed by Sam Laterna. She's throwing her name into the hat for a title shot for the Featherweight title.
Reporters accuse Monsieur Saint Laurent of Contract tampering to get Hammerstone in World Titan Federation.
Alex Kane cuts Promo on Cardona for attacking Mr Thomas weeks ago.
MSL at the entrance is trying to bribe Stephen Manders to sign with World Titan Federation with Hotdogs!
It doesn't work!
In a Backroom, Love Doug has being invited to spend time with Becca. I say "invited" the word I should really use is "Lured" as inside was Brett Ryan Goseleen with a Crowbar who attacked Doug. Could this be the worst Thanksgiving ever?
No I'm Sure paying €15 extra for a €60 game you already own to kill a dude by overfeeding him for one month of the year is still Worse! |
One Shot rundown including 2 Featherweight Matches. As revealed on YouTube Delmi Exo will face Miyu Yamashita, some 90 pound Schoolgirl from Japan. While Janai Kai will put her title against Maki Itoh...yes the Maki Itoh WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE! WHO HADN'T EARN A TITLE SHOT! That's why you need a Real Division, not give away title shots like they are Sweeties on Halloween.
Mance Warner and Manders share their last beers in MLW. Mancer Rambles Something about a "Masked Badass Number 3" so if it a work, Mancer will calling Charlie Brown From Outta Town, or Juan Cena!
Tag Team Main event Time!
Bombaye Fight Club Comprising of Mr Thomas and Alex Kane Vs With Saint Laurent at ringside, WTF bought it's Top players, in Matt Cardona and Filthy Tom Lawlor. 4 minutes in, of a solid, not really groundbreaking match, Kane Lands awkwardly on his side breaking up a double team by the heels. He rolls up clutching his side and it looks like it's worse than he let on. As Mr Thomas looks on concerned, Cardona makes his move to Hit a sneak attack, which Thomas shrugs off. Getting a measure of Revenge on his attacker. Even so, it's still a numbers game, but out comes Kane with a Bandaged Chest, but MSL flattens him with a Chair that only makes the injury worse. With Lawlor finishing the job on Kane the outside. Cardona hit Radio Silence and pinned Mr Thomas for the win.
No doubt giving MSL all the confidence with his men ahead of One Shot, which I'm sure the next episode is a rundown show for, given we are not told about what's in store for next week.
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