(LAST WEEK ON MLW FUSION...
Salina Dela Renta was Executive Producer of Fusion last week, And In Exchange for some dirt on Alex Kane, (Which turned out to be lies.) Salina lost Her Right to book Fightland to The Former Executive Founder Monsieur Saint Laurent.
LIST OF CHAMPIONS-no Change
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: Ricky Shane Page aka Fat Mudshow Fuck
- Tag: the Calling (Fat Mudshow Fuck and Small Mudshow Fuck)
- Middleweight: Rocky Romero
- Featherweight: Janai Kai
Monsieur Saint Laurent in his office announces The Main event for One shot next month. His Client, "The Agent" Matt Cardona will face the World's Champion, Whoever it may be after Fightland.
Mance Warner Vs Mudshow Fuck #6. It was a Squash- Next! This match was so uninteresting, I will take this time to address something I eluded to in the title. During the Matches fans were moving about leaving their seats during the opening matches. Which is fine, they have every right to do so.
What They Don't have the Right to do is asking Security to Move the Guard rail and let them walk on the Entrance way to one side of the Building to another. Do I have to put in Subtitles? You are putting your fans at risk if There are plans for an unexpected Run-in! MLW is On a Bubble because they are Suing WWE for Creating a Monopoly. The last thing Court Bauer needs is Jerry McDevitt's Replacement to do is show the Judge some Neckbeard in Cicero Illinois being knocked over going to the Bathroom!
Maybe that's why MLW is no longer Sponsored by Stephen P. New!
After not paying the Suspension after beating up Kevin Blackwood last month and then Threatening to attack Owner Court Bauer, Deppen went on twitter to poll his followers on whether he should pay which they said that he shouldn't. And so Management has made the Announcement that Tony Deppen is now suspended Indefinitely.
Recorded Earlier, Monsieur Saint Laurent gifts Matt Cardona a new Car
Alex Kane cuts a promo, only to be told by his Handlers That Mr Thomas, who faces Fatu next, is taken out backstage.
Backstage in MSL's Office with Tom Lawlor. On the Phone MSL Teases that Tom Lawlor will be coming out from now on in a Outlandish quote "Sports Entertainer's Robe". Saint Laurent officially welcomes "Filthy Tom" to World Titan Federation. MSL had to take a call, so He leaves Lawlor to steal all of His Jellybeans and a Stack from An open briefcase.
The Calling in their Torture porn Studio. Fat Mudshow Fuck, cuts a Promo on the SGC, but directs the Word "Weak" towards Akira.
Jacob Fatu and Sam have a Relaxed Interview backstage! Monsieur Saint Laurent, brags about the New Car, which leaves Fatu to have evil on his mind
Backstage with Cardona and Sam, Cardona Crows about Fightland being in New York, giving him home advantage.
New match signed for Fightland-It is now Loser Leaves Town Between Matt Cardona and Mance Warner, Considering Cardona is already signed to have a match Next month, who do you think Is going to win this match?
J Bouji (Formerly Lil' Bouji) Vs David Flair Brett Ryan Goseleen. As expected with a name like that, Goseleen is a guy with Peroxide Blonde Hair cut to look like a Ken Doll. Then he takes off his Robe and there is no Physique on Goseleen. He Out wrestled Bouji, that's fine, But Don't do the Body Gimmick if you Don't have One! Anyway Goseleen won with the most devastating move in Wrestling, The Fucking Rollup! #BanTheFuckingRollup
Recorded Earlier, Love Doug is tricked to camp outside to wait for Becca, only to be slapped by Tiara James and then Minoru Suzuki. Suzuki looked Pissed, after all he needed to catch a train....and Wrestle on it to endanger passengers!
In the Hospital, A Fake Journalist, one that looks exactly like Yenta Bitch-enspan, Claims To Kane he saw Fatu take out Thomas, Only for him to be paid off by MSL....FIVE FEET AWAY FROM THE BOMBAYE MEMBER WHO LOOKS LIKE TONY KHAN!
Backstage Pull apart between Fatu and Kane before one of the Bombaye members pulls out his phone and Shows Cardona attacking Thomas.
Calling Vs Second Gear Crew Tables match for the tag team championships. And of course, being a modern Table Match, Everything else was Legal and there was No Disqualifications. Being a Tag match, the match Would only end with Both members of one team went through the tables. First Page, then Manders for their respective teams. Then In A Screwy Finish, Akira Put Matthew Justice in a Top rope Flip Crucifix that put both Through a table, but Akira went through it first, However, the Ref Ruled it as A Draw! As the crowd chanted "Bullshit"! This brings out the rest of the Calling, Mance Warner and Security to break it up.
SGC Cuts Rambling Promos After the match. Mance says he's Paid to Commit Felonies in this ring every night. Matthew Justice grabs the Mic and Someone has being reading this blog. As someone in the Audience shouts "Matthew Justice is A Discount Seth Rollins!" My exact words was "Food At Home" Seth Rollins! You are Confused but you have the Spirit!
Alex Kane Confronts Cardona in the carpark, only for Fatu to steal Matt Cardona's BMW.
Next week, New Featherweight Janai Kai is in action for the first time and Don King Reads from his Cameo that Court Bauer pays to keep up this Facade. My Name is Eamonn Bermingham and I will see you next week!
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