MLW LIST OF CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGE, But a Condition Added
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: Ricky "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Page
- Middleweight: Rocky Romero
- TAG: THE SECOND GEAR CREW MATTHEW JUSTICE AND ONE CALLED MANDERS AND MASKED GOOD BROTHER #3 (Freebird Rule)
- Featherweight: Janai Kai
The WTF Office in Disarray, with Tom Lawlor telling his boss, Monsieur Saint Laurent to pull himself together.
Love Doug, Brett Ryan Goseleen, Nolo Kitano, Ichiban, Masked Good Brother #3, Matthew Justice, All 3 Dirty Bastards, Mr Thomas, Oshaye Edwards, Kevin Blackwood, Tom Lawlor and Josh Bishop in A Battle Royale. Akira was to do double duty like most of those in this bout, but he was attacked backstage by his former Calling Brethren. However his match is still On for the Main Event tonight. But we do have a Replacement, who is that....Is That.....NO ITS A FAN WALKING ON THE RAMP DURING FILMING! ONCE AGAIN SECURITY IS LAX IN THE COMPANY THAT IS SUING WWE AND GIVING THEIR LAWYERS ENOUGH AMMUNITION IN CROSS!
It's was only when During his match Tony Deppen went beyond and without exposing the business, he got Security out to stop a Child from taken A picture with Nolo Kitano standing in a spot where he was going to be ambushed, Deppen loudly cut a promo on the Stupid kid and his Stupid Mark Father, until Security realised how bad the situation was going to be! He Potentially saved a life, and stayed in character the whole time. Deppen is a Goddam Genius!
Josh Bishop wins this battle Royale after eliminating Matthew Justice last. Afterwards, MSL orders his Titan to Demolish Justice as he is set up on a Guernie . Justice will face Bishop one on one next week at Holiday Rush, which will be reviewed in the new year.
Speaking of, the Main Event for Holiday Rush, and the only reason I am reviewing it in January, Jacob Fatu backstage is sick of Hammerstone Popping up, so maybe we Both "Pop up" in New York on Holiday Rush! But if Hammer Does, Fatu will Dog walk his ass!
3way Featherweight championship match. Janai Kai put the Belt up against Tiara James and Delmi Exo, in a Match with a Screwy Finish. As you know, Delmi is Turning heel, and Tiara is being pushed as the top Baby-face. So Explain why the Finish was Delmi Exo being Sprayed by Salina Dela Renta's Hairspray and Tiara gets Pinned? How do you get this wrong? You Screw The FACE! and pin the HEEL! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Announcement that SGC will face Alex Kane and Mr Thomas for the Tag team Championships. Somewhere in a Trailer park, Masked Good Brother number Three Rambles for 5 minutes, before making the Point The 3 will defend the Belt via Freebird Rule, all the while Manders tries and fails to keep a straight face.
Tony Deppen Vs Nolo Kitano....I Couldn't enjoy this match because of the potential lawsuit that nearly Happened. Finish was Deppen feigning blindness and attacking the Ref long enough for Nolo to bend over to pull him off and get Small Packaged.
After the match, Deppen revealed why he hates Blackwood. It goes beyond Stealing his Thunder in his return ( Keep in mind Deppen returned after 6 weeks of Injury, while on the same night, Kevin returned after 4 years after Surviving a near fatal car crash.) He claims that Blackwood left California because he was Ran out and now he's back on his turf. He also insults his Tattoo business as he claims he can't cut it as just a Wrestler. This caused security to keep Blackwood from tearing Tony a new one!
Love-Doug Vs Brett Ryan Goseleen is made for Kings of Coliseum, Billed as the Love is Blind....Fold match. They want People to Buy an overpriced App to Watch the Comedy Face and the Comedy Heel, have a Match so Bad, It's only being televised 3 times before and they all sucked!
In Salina's office, She, Rocky and Kai find an Aztecs Mask on her table. To add to her Annoyance, in comes Ichiban and his Relative/Translator. He still wants a Title Shot, so Salina Makes a match at Holiday Rush. It'll be Ichiban vs....herself!
Hmmmmmmm!
Ricky Shane Page cuts a Promo, about Penance!
TJ Crawford Vs Kevin Blackwood was next, though he had an entrance despite being at Ringside. Deppen would join Commentary to continue his tirade on His rival. McCoy tried to interfere but, the ref told the ring announcer to give a warning that McCoy must leave or get Suspended! With the deck no longer Shuffled against him, Blackwood won in a fairer Fight.
Alexander Hammerstone cuts a Personal Promo on Jacob Fatu. Hammerstone delivered this promo superbly. He said that for 3 years, MLW needed Him, to be the Hero for them, only for the fans to cheer Fatu? A Thug? They Forgive him so easily? But Asking for his release and to make more money-That's Unforgivable in their eyes? If that's what you think, then Screw you and what you think! This felt like a Mick Foley Promo. He once said on his documentary that the key to a Heel Promo was "You must believe, no matter how bad your actions, that you are in the Right!" Hammerstone not only improved his ringworm but on the mic too!
Rundown on Next week's episode, including adding The long awaited Grudge match against Deppen and Blackwood.
Openweight championship match: Ricky Shane Page Vs Akira is your main event. I was just hoping Ricky doesn't cause a Disqualification. Shock of all Shocks, and probably because this was a Grudge match for the Title, it wasn't. It was still a Garbage match though, even if Akira is a better wrestler underneath it all. Shane Page wins with that Raven Effect. It is important to note, Page is now billing himself as the Leader of the Calling! After the match he continued to Brutalize Akira. Page, Cannonball, Cornwallis and Mudshow Fuck number 6 tied Akira to the Ropes with Duct tape. (A Rib on him missing a Kick on 300 pound Brickhouse Hammerstone while being taped and Held in place!) Ricky will now preside over the Trail of Akira. His Punishment: Torture! As he is opened back up and has his hair shaved off! And most importantly, noone Came to save Akira. And why would they? He is getting a taste of his own medicine. And only then will he gain people's trust. It's called a Story Arc People!
And that will do it for 2023!
Thank you all for your Support, Even if you stumbled on this by accident. But I had an eventful year, to my 500th Post, to my launch of my Mastodon to the TV deal of MLW giving me reason to write a WWE alternative. I will be back on the 4th of January, with the Schedule for Spring 2024. All I can tell you is a milestone is Assured this year, But I am planning on two! Even though I am offline for Christmas, I will be reading Twitter. So follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli and that's also my Handle on Mastodon World too!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Roll on 2024!
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