Special Thanks To Wrestlezone.com and MLW's Twitter account for making it possible to have results and images out for public consumption. Thanks again!
Oneshot was Filmed in New York last Thursday and as such, there is no Fusion results this week, but fret not, as next week the season Finale will be up here next Monday as I too, sign off for 2023.
Throughout the show, it's clear that MLW have said lawyers be dammed and was steering this Comedy Bus with shots to WWE, as We open with Monsieur Saint Laurent introducing Some Former Contestant of American Idol to Sing America The Beautiful.
Rocky Romero retains both his Championships, after tearing off Mascara Dorado 2's mask for a distraction long enough to roll him over for 3.
Miyu Yamashita retained the Princess of all the 80 pound Schoolgirls belt Against Delmi Exo who was hit with a Skull Kick. Some Feat by a Girl, whose feet can't touch the ground!
After the match WTF revealed their WTF hotline, a deliberate parody of the WWF hotline from the 90s.
3rd match I'm told was superb. As Former Champion Tom Lawlor faced the First champion, Kojima. Kojima won with a Lariat.
After the match the Front rows threw bread into the ring. Kojima got on the microphone to say "Wow! Many Bread" to wild cheers!
But we got more Stupidity to get through. Thankfully the post by Wrestlezone did not go into details about The Body by Saint Laurent Bodybuilding championships. And for that I must thank them! Saint Laurent and Zayda introduced a Crappy contest between Alexander Hammerstone, Mr Thomas and Midas Black. Despite having the crowd's approval, the Contest held by the World Titan Federation rigged the contest in favour of Hammerstone. Out comes Jacob Fatu to destroy the Trophy. This rivalry is not over.
It must be cheap to fly from Tokyo to New York, because we had not one Japanese woman doing the Job, but two. As The Queen of love and Piss, Maki Itoh WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE! Lost the title match SHE DIDN'T EARN!
Jimmy Lloyd Vs Ricky Shane "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Page for Page's Openweight belt. Despite Akira running in during the champion's entrance, and some very clean Wrestling moves by Lloyd, all it took was a Stiff Raven Effect DDT and Page retains. Still, we now know Jimmy Lloyd can wrestle, the bookers won't let him!
Before the Main Event, another shot at WWE, as that old guy they used in Philadelphia as a Ring Announcer, the one who looks like a hobo they bathed, shaved and put in a Tux and told him "read this card and we will give you a sandwich!" So whoever this guy is, he continues grinning like an Idiot who has no idea what's happening, reads out that The Attendance Record had being set for Oneshot, as 81000! (It's not!) MLW run the smallest of arenas, so this potshot to WWE manipulating the Records was actually quite funny!
Alex Kane Vs Matt Cardona for the World's Title, was as Close as a Match could get, not even Interference from WTF, could secure the win for "The Agent" And soon the Champion locked in the Fade to Black Sleeper Choke after the attempted Radio Silence. Unconscious, Kane left Cardona's Body to be carried out by the Bombaye members.
Alex Kane cuts a promo on who's next to catch this work For Kings of Coliseum next month, When the lights go out.
When they switch back on, in the ring is Richard Holiday. Great to see him in full health after his battle with Hodgkin's Lymphoma. As Alex Kane keeps calling the Well dressed Italian American "Frank Sinatra" this causes MSL to squeeze his Bulbous Gut under the bottom rope, to offer Holiday a contract with World Titan Federation, which Holiday excepts. After all he was next in line before the cancer! So holding a contract and Wearing a Wtf hat, the last image we saw was MSL's newest Acquisition!
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