LIST OF CHAMPIONS NO CHANGE
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: Ricky Shane Page
- Middleweight: Rocky Romero
- Tag: Second Gear Crew
- Featherweight: Janai Kai
Thumbtack Pit of Death Match opens the Show. In front of the Hard Camera. A container filled with tacks propped on a Table, help together with Plywood and black Tarp stands ready to be used. As The Calling's Cannonball faces Second Gears' Jimmy Lloyd. While Lloyd has an underdog air to him, I doubt This congealed blob of trans fat has little talent for wrestling. He got two bits of offence in, and one was giving Lloyd a Paper cut. The Break Spot saw the Shaved Ape waddle backstage as Matt Striker said that if your opponent runs, don't follow, because it's a trap, and true to his words, Fat Mudshow F*ck beats up on Lloyd, only to be saved by Akira. After the break more Shameless Brutality which ended with FATTER! Mudshow F*ck breaking through the pit with his Weight. Jimmy Lloyd is facing Ricky Shane Page for his Openweight belt. But can they even hack a simple one fall match? Because I know Ricky can't!
Package on the Tony Deppen Fine and Suspension. And the announcement Deppen will return in a fortnight against Nolo Kitano
In a Cornfield, Manders meets "Masked Good Brother #3" Yep! We are doing the Charlie Brown From Outta Town, With Mance in a Black mask.
3 way tag, one fall to a finish, LAAAAAAZZZZZY BOOKING MATCH was next between Mane Event and 2 debuting teams. First the 20 year veteran Lucky 13 and his young partner, "Prince Harming" Luke Austin. First of all, Prince Harming? Lucky thirteen?
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Vs Hometown heroes, Wasted Youth, who got a Huge Pop. Wasted Youth Definitely have that Young Bucks Influence to their whole package. So yes, Clusterschmalz with Flippys and Dippies, and Superkicks and Thigh slaps. Wasted Youth win their Debut! And they thank the fans post match.
Video Package on Hammerstone's Betrayal a fortnight ago, leading to Backstage Greenscreen interview (Very 90s WWE!) With World Titan Federation. And looking at Josh Bishop in motion, he looks the second coming of Sid Vicious. In this promo he even calls himself the Man who rules the world. They are going to destroy Bombaye tonight with Alex Kane in the Back watching.
In Salina Dela Renta's office, she introduces Rocky Romero who calls his Challenger At Oneshot, Mascara Dorado 2, a Child!
Next match was Zayda Vs Gia Scott, who we saw in losing bouts in previous episodes. Gia Scott can Go, Zayda is the 2 year with only one Televised match to her name-A Loss!. This felt like a deathslot match and it was, Zayda won with feet on the ropes. All this was to build up that World Titan Federation is branching out into the Women's division, The same way The calling Has (Had?) A Girl. But of all the female talent, why Zayda? Why not Maki Itoh she fits, Becca Fits the Evil parody of Sports Entertainment Gimmick better still, or Delmi Exo, who is in the cusp of a turn, and a Champion level talent, But instead you want us to believe this Random Interchangeable Blonde is a threat worthy to be part of the Big Evil Force!
Alex Kane cuts a Promo on WTF.
Tom Lawlor cuts a Promo on Kojima, stating he was the Champion who put MLW back on the map. He's Not Wrong! when MLW first appeared on Television over on this side of the Atlantic Tom Lawlor was champion!
Monsieur Saint Laurent cuts a promo claiming as a tight fisted Parody of Vince McMahon, One Shot will be Host to the Body by Saint Laurent Bodybuilding championships. And for weeks MSL has being trying to buy a Hologram of Aretha Franklin to sing the National Anthem....which fell through. So instead some washed up Has-been from American Idol will open proceedings!
Before the Main Event, a Schedule was Shown for Specials and Payperviews into the new year. Including the Christmas Eve Rush Special, Obviously, I spend Christmas with my Family in the Midlands where Broadband Signals are weakened by the Surrounding mountains. Events will be mentioned in my return in the new year but after the 18th of December, There will be no new posts until the 4th of January!
Since last week's Tag match between them was a great bout, let's do it again with more people! The main event from last week is upgraded from a tag match to a 6 man tag! As Saint Laurent brings his Titans to the ring, Lawlor Hammerstone who is booed out the building, and the in ring debut of Josh Bishop, Vs Bombaye Fight Club members Oshaye Edwards, J Bouji and Mr Thomas. And Josh Bishop is very impressive in this match. I made the Comparison to Sid Vicious earlier, and while usually that would not be a good thing to aspire to be, In the context of a Big Man Wrestler, the comparison in look and moves are being made! Though The faces have 2 Big Bruisers on their side, the Heels where always gonna throw Bouji around like a Human Dart. After decimating the faces. The Heels started grounding them into dust, until Alex Kane came out, but before he could do anything, Midcardona who was on commentary blindsided the world's Champion. The Show went off with Carnage at all sides and refs and security pulling apart wrestlers.... and we will see you On Sunday for The Royal Rumble!
Only Joking!
ONESHOT PREDICTIONS
MONSIUER SAINT LAURENT PRESENTS BODY BY SAINT LAURENT BODYBUILDING CONTEST.
Competitors TBA!
So Clearly this Comedy Segment is the "Small Victory" portion as a Comedy face will no doubt win the bodybuiding contest to win the battle just to lose the war! For Giggles, let's say Love-Doug!
THE FIRST VS "THE BEST"
KOJIMA VS "FILTHY" TOM LAWLOR
Is Kojima in Shape after 20 years? That's the Question!
TOYKO JOSHI PRO PRINCESS OF PRINCESSES TITLE MATCH
DELMI EXO VS MIYU YAMASHITA
WHO CARES? GET YOUR OWN TV DEAL, YOU 90 POUND SCHOOLGIRLS!
MLW FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JANAI KAI (C) VS MAKI ITOH-WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE AND DIDN'T EARN THIS MATCH!
I just made my Point, Kai is Winning this match!
WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH FOR MLW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND CMLL HISTORIC WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
ROCKY ROMERO (C) VS MASCARA DORADO
****SPOILER #1 FROM THE SCHEDULED MLW TAPING ON THURSDAY! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! ******
Salina will Challenge Ichiban in MLW'S first Intergender match ever in a couple of weeks, Meaning Ichiban will no doubt interfere and cause the reign of new Champion.
OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RICKY SHANE FAT MUDSHOW F**K PAGE VS JIMMY LLOYD
It's Make your mind up time for me, I don't know if Given the chance to have a One-fall Match without Hardcore Bull, If Jimmy lloyd can do it or not! I KNOW RICKY IS A LOST CAUSE!
AND FINALLY
MLW WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEX KANE (C) W/MR THOMAS VS MATT CARDONA W/ MSL AND STEPH DE LANDER
********SPOILER #2 FROM THE MLW TAPING ON THURSDAY!*********************
Not a direct spoiler, but 4 out of the five matches filmed for Fusion have World Titan Members face top talent or face Champions and they wouldn't be presented as prominent in a single taping, if they DIDN'T HOLD THE WORLD'S TITLE, BUT The matches scheduled for the tv tapings are not laid out in full detail, as they have not happened yet! But No doubt, Alex Kane in Cardona's Home state of New York Falls Behind Enemy lines in 3 days!
We will see you Next Monday for the Fallout for Oneshot!
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