TAROTOBER DIGEST: MISTAKES, OMISSIONS AND HEADCANONS

 THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWLY RELEASED STREET FIGHTER 6. YOU HAVE BEING WARNED! 

You may be wondering why am I making this post? Well, that's quite simple. While I was going through every character who had appeared in the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Artbook, by the time Part 7 was created, the Chun Li trailer for SF6 was revealed a day before! So when this post comes out all characters already discussed before part 6 will have their new Stories put through the context of their respective cards!

Also, I made a few Mistakes in my Persona run throughs As well as some perks I omitted, by solely going through let's plays of the social links only! 

0: THE FOOL (Minato, Yu, Igor, G)

PERSONA 3 MISTAKE: MINATO WAS DESTINED TO BE THE DOOR SEALING AWAY NYX, HE WAS NOT THE DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!

As Stated in Death, I learned Researching Pharos that in the Battle between Aigis and Nyx 10 years prior, the robotic persona user split the God of death into two personas that she sealed in the body of a young boy who was caught in a car accident caused by the battle, Minato Yuki! Given the door looked like him and his uncaring personality, you'd be forgiven that his nature comes from being a unfeeling human door!

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON 1: JP TRIED TO DESTROY G BUT ENDED UP TURNING HIM INTO Q INSTEAD.

Unfounded: there is no mention of G in JP's Story.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON 2: JP'S PLAN WAS TO MAKE A "COLD WAR" FOR HUMANITY'S SOULS FOR THE ILLUMINATI WITH G AS A PROGRAMMABLE FALSE PROPHET 

I'm surprised no-one else has brought it up but the fact we have An Abe Lincoln inspired Villain who preaches humanity's Unity with him as the uncontested President of the Earth, only for JP, a man in similar Anachronistic Garb, and With his Russian Sounding Alias and moves named after Slavic Myths, some named after actions that Restrict Freedom in some way (Amnesia, Interdiction) why, just look at JP's cane, it has a Sickle on it!

Unfounded: JP IS evil, he's a terrorist, a Money Launderer, and the suspected Murderer of Kimberley's Uncle Al. But as of Allegiances, He's The Leader of the Terrorist cell Amnesia, but it's still implied that's a front for the Illuminati.

HEADCANON 3: JP KNOWS BISON'S TRUE ORIGINS!

Confirmed: he Reminiscences that he may be more alike of Bison than he thought!

I: THE MAGICIAN( Kenji, Yosuke, Morgana, Dhalsim)

PERSONA 3 OMISSION: KENJI UNLOCKS NOZUMI

PERSONA 4 OMISSION: IN THE TV WORLD, ALL YOUR ALLIES HAVE ITEMS IF YOU TALK NICELY TO THEM!

Each party member except Rise have Healing items based around them. For Brevity I will name them all here rather than spread them out in all in different sections:

• Yosuke's items are from his family Supermarket chain he manages for the Inaba region, Junes and it's Junes Lunch. It's Described as a Bento But we don't know what it contains. The Lunch heals 100 HP. He will also give you a cough Drop  that heals 10 Special points instead.
• Yukiko has 3 items. First the health conscious girl will give you a can of Quelorie Magic, that melon soda Rise advertised, that heals 25 health. But her sweet tooth comes out as her Amagi Manju (Traditional Rice flour Marshmallows) heal all your HP and her Homemade Lunch made with love heals all your SP!
• The Manly Kanji loves Bone Senbei, Crackers made from Sardine Bones that cures 10HP, But even Bad Boys love their Mommas! As his Mom's Lunch heals All HP.
• Chie's Item is, WHAT ELSE-Steak!, But this item is her Family Restaurant's Secret Menu Item, The Steak Skewer DX that restores all HP! But Despite unleashing Mystery Curry X onto the World, Her Muffin Is Divine (PAUSE!) As it can cure all your Special Points!
• The Worldly Naoto comes with milk chocolate that raises 10SP, And a once off Gadget called the Mini Mechavator which does the same!
• And Finally Teddie! Don't think too hard about the Food that looks like it was made out of parts of his costume/Flesh!, And enjoy the effect of his Sample Food Set, which recovers health by 100 points and Yummy Gummies, that Heal 10 Special points!

PERSONA 5 OMISSION: MORGANA'S KEY ITEM

Morgana gives you his scarf as proof that you can fuse for Futsunushi.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON: DHALSIM HAS COME TO J.P'S COUNTRY OF NAYSHAL TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT PSYCHO POWER THAT NOW PERMEATES THE EARTH AFTER BISON'S DEATH!

Jossed: Dhalsim is Indeed investigating the New Fighters. But it's not the new Villain, it's Lilly Hawk, T Hawk's Daughter that he's visiting. Lilly who draws her power from a "Spirit of the Wind" Which only appears During Fights. Dhalsim in a monologue compares the Power to that of the Satsui No Hadou, Though this power seems to be tied to Curiosity rather than rage, as this "Spirit" has caused Lilly to up and leave at bizarre times"

This is an Inversion. Dhalsim says in the Story "he has lost his way" as in the confusion of Lilly's power. And the Trickery Aspect of this card such as this Spirit of the wind is very much like the Destructive Wave of Murderous intent, but in an Innocent Child.

NUMBER II: THE HIGH PRIESTESS (Fuuka, Yukiko, Makoto, Rose)

PERSONA 4 OMISSION:

KEY ITEM

Yukiko gives Yu a Shrine Charm at Rank 10, that can be used to Fuse for Scatnach.

PERSONA 5 OMISSION:

KEY ITEM:

Makoto Gives Joker A Buchi Calculator After you Got her to Rank 10 That can be used to Fuse for Cybele.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

ROSE IS EITHER DYING OR HER POWERS HAVE, OR ARE MAKING HER, JOIN A HIGHER PLAIN OF EXISTENCE!

So Unless they Bring Bison Back (WHICH I HOPE THEY DON'T!) I see them doing this, in Season 2 DLC, Announce Rose's apprentice  Menat, But she now has Rose's Scarf that she uses as her Standing HP and Combo Ender! It works like this, Menat's Default costume and Fighting Style is based on Rhythmic gymnastics where a Ball Prop is used, But there is another Prop more well known.

Her Level 3 Could Be Neferitim like it was in 5, But the Critical Art Version Could have her use The Scarf as a ribbon around herself to power up  the kick that ends the Super.

NUMBER III: THE EMPRESS (Mitsuru, Margaret, Haru, Cammy)

PERSONA 5 OMISSION:

KEY ITEM: 

At Rank 10 Haru will Gift Joker a Dyed Handkerchief, which can be Used to Fuse Mother Harlot.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

CAMMY, NOW FREE FROM GUILT AND INFLUENCE FROM SHADALOO CONTINUES TO HELP THE FORMER DOLLS, FIND DECAPRE, BUT IS TARGETED BY JURI

Partially Confirmed: Cammy still Lives with Juni and as Confirmed in Some Artwork for Lilly, Juli,  had returned to the Thunder Foot tribe! 

In other Artwork, the Other dolls have returned to Society, though they retain the jobs and non lethal skills they had before. 

Even Decapre, scar and all, is living like a normal teenager in London. This gels with the Protection Aspect of the Empress.

NUMBER IV: THE EMPEROR(Hidetoshi, Dojima, Yusuke, Urien)

PERSONA 4 OMISSION

KEY ITEM

Dojima gives Yu a Coffee Mug to Fuse for Chi You.

PERSONA 5 OMISSION

YUSUKE'S KEY ITEM

Yusuke gives you his Painting "Desire And Hope" To Fuse For his high level Persona.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

RISE OF THE ILLUMINATI

A lot of characters seem to be living their best Lives after Shadoloo fell. But there are hints of the Illuminati coming to the fore. Nayshal is covered In red and Blue bunting and Marissa, though good, is obsessed with Roman life, much like the sect.

NUMBER V THE HIEROPHANT (Old Couple, Kanji, Sojiro, Guile)

PERSONA 3 CORRECTION

BUNKICHI AND MISTUKO UNLOCK BEBE'S SOCIAL LINK.

After an Event Where Bunkichi drops his wallet it's the French student who finds it.

PERSONA 5 OMISSION

SOJIRO'S KEY ITEM

"BOSS" gifts Joker his Recipe Notes For the Hierophant fusion.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON 1

WE LEARN MORE ABOUT GUILE'S LINK WITH LUKE AND HIS LATE FATHER.

Ignored. However Luke does take over Guile's Investigation into Ken's Arrest. This gels as a Hierophant as They can represent Father Figures.

HEADCANON 2

GUILE BURIES THE HATCHET WITH HIS BROTHER IN LAW, KEN, TO CLEAR HIS NAME FOR A BOMBING HE DIDN'T COMMIT!

Confirmed: Guile and Luke's efforts exonerates Ken, But Ken fails to thank either and struggles with thoughts of revenge and murder. More on that later.

NUMBER VI THE LOVERS (Yukari, Rise, Ann, Elena,) 

PERSONA 5 OMISSION: 

ANNE'S KEY ITEM.

Panther gives Joker a Fashion magazine to Fuse The Lovers Persona.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

IF ELENA DOES RETURN, MAKE HER AFFILIATED WITH THE ILLUMINATI. ( NOT EVIL, BUT DUPED BY G!)

The last time we saw the Kenyan Princess was shaking hands with G in his ending. So should she return, have her come back, not fully happy-go-lucky, but with enough of her naivety gone So she can not to be as Trusting!

IGNORED: Lilly has met Elena and she's the same cut and Dry character as ever!

NUMBER VII THE CHARIOT (Kaz, Chie, Ryuji, Zangief)

PERSONA 4 OMISSION

KEY ITEM AND MEAT GUM!

Chie gives Yu her Wristbands. Also In the Fox's first Mission, "I Wish to Lose Weight" Chie gives you Meat Gum to help with the Dieter's Cravings.

PERSONA 5 OMISSION

KEY ITEM

"Skull" gives you his Sportswatch.

PERSONA 5 CORRECTION

SCHOOL FESTIVAL DATES

So in the Let's Play that I saw, The Player had Ranked up Ryuji to the Max and chose to hang out with him the next day. Giving me the impression that this was an automatic event. However Hanging out with all the Characters who go to Shujun Academy (Except Mishima) Will Give/Make you an item that Recovers 100 SPECIAL POINTS Not Health.

They are in order of Arcana

• Makoto's Donuts
• Haru's Sakura Amezaiku, An Artisan Candy Sculpture made from rice syrup or Potato Starch.
• Ann's Cream Puffs
• Ryuji Dog (Which was not a Hot Dog exactly it is A Gyoza)

Even Sadayo Gets in on the Fun with Some Taiyaki she made, a reference to a scene where Ryuji and You go fishing only for Sadayo to catch a big fish and you can Joke that Sadayo is a "Master Bai-" MOVING ON!

HEADCANON FOR STREET FIGHTER

REAL WORLD EVENTS WRITES THE PLOT

With Current Events happening in Ukraine, Worldwide Sporting Organisations have banned Russian athletes outright. In Wrestling, real life Wrestlers from Russia, like Natalia Markova had to drop her nationality from her nickname. She was also turned Face, because she could play the heel so well, it would be in bad taste to continue. And Wwe's Ilya Dragonov had to change his gimmick to reflect on him leaving the Country for his family, rather focus on the Russian Mythos of his Gimmick!

Headcanon: Jossed.

Rather than put attention on the Glaring issue of Zangief's nation of origin, Capcom instead Confirms a facet that was mired in rumours: his Sexuality.

Finding a flyer, belonging to a female fighter "Looking for a partner". Zangief Innocently believes that Newcomer Marissa is looking for a tag partner, we learn that the flyer was a Lonely hearts and Zangief has just proven himself in Battle worthy.... Of Marriage!

For the first time ever we see Zangief Actually Nervous! Sure, it adds nothing in terms of tarot narrative!  But Dahm he needed character development.

NUMBER VIII STRENGTH (Yuko, Lou Or Daisuke, The Twins, Karin)

PERSONA 3 OMISSION 1

YUKO UNLOCKS MUTATSU

Before being interrupted by the kids, Yoko tell Minato About the Fight at the Nightclub she saw.

PERSONA 3 OMISSION 2

PLEASE AND THANK YOU WORKS

If you ask Yuko to "Cheer me on Please". When she wishes you good look, she give you a quote unquote "Special Drink" that Cures HP and SP.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OF MERIT IN STREET FIGHTER 5, KARIN AND ALL THOSE CLOSE TO HER SHOULD NOT RETURN (EXPECT SAKURA)

Tell me, Apart from Eat and Having their Asses handed to them by NPCs in the Cinematic Story- WHAT GOOD DID THEY DO?

WAIT, IF ANYTHING OF MERIT, WARRANTS THE RETURN OF KARIN, BIRDIE, IBUKI, MIKA, AND AKIRA? 

Karin is seen is a group art work When Ken talks about all the Strong opponents he faced, without name dropping anyone!

NUMBER IX THE HERMIT ("Maya" The Fox, Futaba, Oro)

PERSONA 4 OMISSION

"ARE YOU .... GONNA EAT ALL THAT?"

The Fox's Final Mission is to help a Dying Fisherman Catch The Largest Fish in the Region, The Sea Guardian. But Before you catch him you must catch a Guardian. Requiring an Inaba Jewel As Bait, Eating a Whole Catfish will cure your Special points.

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

GIVEN THAT RYU IS WEARING A DARK PURPLE MASTER'S SASH AND THAT BLANKA IS NOW RUNNING THE JUNGLE OUTPOST, IT SADLY POINTS THAT ORO HAS DIED!

Unknown: Despite Ryu now a master,( Also in the Background of Ryu's Stage, Oro's Tortoise appears out the lake, and stares at a crow  before going back for a swim) and Blanka now owning the Jungle Outpost, none make mention of the Century old master.

NUMBER  X THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE (Keisuke, Naoto, Chihaya, Ed) 

HEADCANON: IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET THE PUBLIC TO TRUST IN THE NEO SHADALOO ORGANISATION, ED GOES TO NAYSHAL AND UNWITTINGLY BECOMES A PUBLIC FACE OF AMNESIA!

NUMBER XI JUSTICE (Chihiro, Nanako, Akechi, Chun Li)

PERSONA 4 OMISSION!

NANAKO'S STICKERS!

In the Second Mission By the Fox, "I Want to Make Friends", a Lonely Child wants stickers to trade, while the Hero presents Tanaka Stickers for Ordering Teleshopping products on a Sunday, only for the child to call them lame, so you ask the only child you know for help!

PERSONA  4 CORRECTION

GOLDEN WEEK.

Golden Week are a group of Religious and National day holidays, who so happens to be next to each other!

STREET FIGHTER CONFIRMATION!

AS REVEALED IN AUDIO LEAKS, CHUN LI'S NEW DOJO AND STUDENTS IN METRO CITY HAVE BEING ATTACKED BY JURI

Confirmed: In both Chun Li and Juri's Stories, The former tries to appeal to Juri's better nature and move on from revenge on the now Deceased Bison. 

It doesn't work!

This is the continuation of the Justice card being played straight.

NUMBER XII HANGED MAN (Maiko, Naoki, Iwai, Rolento)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

DESPITE THE FIRST LEGITIMATE TOURNAMENT HELD IN METRO CITY, NO CONFIRMATION OF ROLENTO'S APPEARANCE IS PROVEN.

Number XIII-DEATH (Pharos, Hisano, Tae, Sagat)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

SAGAT IS LISTED AS UNPLAYABLE IN STREET FIGHTER 6'S OWN  FAN WIKI PAGE!

NUMBER XIV-TEMPERANCE (Bebe, Eri, Sadayo, Crimson Viper)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

OF ANY GAME WHERE VIPER SHOULD RETURN IT'S THIS ONE!

As I stated in my run down of the temperance card. Viper was  trailing Juri to investigate the Illuminati. 

But in the new game, Juri is all alone in her one woman crime spree. It wasn't always the case, her and Viper and a scam going where would poses as Assassins for the underworld, only to bleed them dry financially as Viper sent intel to the CIA.

NUMBER XV-THE DEVIL (Tanaka, Sayoko, Ohya, Akuma)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

AKUMA, AFTER LEARNING OF ORO TEACHING RYU AND MAKING HIM A MASTER, AKUMA GOES ON A RAMPAGE. 

NEW HEADCANON AFTER KEN'S STORY.

RACKED WITH  ANGER AND THOUGHTS OF REVENGE, AKUMA BRINGS OUT THE SATSUI NO HADOU, GIVING US VIOLENT KEN IN A OFFICIAL GAME!

NUMBER XVI- THE TOWER (Mutastu, Shu, Shinya , Balrog)

FOR REASONS GIVEN IN OFFICIAL EXPANDED UNIVERSE MEDIA, BALROG  WILL NOT COMPETE IN STREET FIGHTER 6.

Story wise, as shown in Street fighter 3's Secret Files, Balrog's arm is broken because of Alex. 

If Balrog does return, we are told in the same Files, Balrog got his arm broke in a MMA tournament. Will we see The Crazy Buffalo, now as a Shoot fighter?

We shall see.

NUMBER XVII- THE STAR (Mamoru, Teddie, Hifumi, Mika) 

PERSONA 4 REFERENCE IN P5.

Haru may ask Joker to Accompany her to a Harvest Moon Festival, There, Haru will buy from an Ornament stand a Lucky, Ornamental Rake that is believe to grant Wealth and Fortune. (A Literal sense of the phrase "Raking it In") When you get home and hang it on your wall, the rake is a familiar shape, all due to a Japanese pun for the word for rake and bear's paw

DING DING DING!

Teddie's at it again! And for those who don't speak Japanese this pun is especially lame!

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON!

GIVEN THAT ZANGIEF'S MOVESET HAS RELEGATED ANYTHING RELATED TO IRON MUSCLE AND MUSCLE SPIRIT IS  INTO A SINGLE SUPER, IF MIKA EVEN RETURNS, EXPECT NOTHING TO  CHANGE

Jossed: In Zangief's section in World Tour Mode, we see Mika in Street Clothes in Russia Training with a Bear.

NUMBER XVIII-THE MOON (Nozumi, Ai, Mishima, Vega)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

IF VEGA AND F.A.N.G ARE TRULY DEAD, THEN WHAT IS THEIR CONNECTION TO A.K.I?

Given her And F.a.n.g's Design, Nationality, and Naming convention. It's clear A.K.I belongs to the Poison Hand.

But her long nails are Very Reminiscent of Vega's Signature Claw. Given that Both men would no doubt Blame the other for their death, a New Character that is the blend of both men who hated each other is Hilariously Ironic!

THE SUN (Akinari, Yumi OR Ayame, Yoshida, Sakura)

STREET FIGHTER HEADCANON

ADULT SAKURA MUST HAPPEN

I have my own wishlist for characters I want in Six: Fei Long, Juni, Necro, Gil, Q, Mike Hagger, and Sakura. With the story now caught up to where she is the Adult that reunited with Ryu, it's only a matter of time!

And that's it!

I don't know what the ETA of the first wave of DLC is only that it's later this year. And as of when I Finish this Series in October with my Essay on the World Card, I will not updating any narratives after the Series is over, Should there be, and no doubt a possibility, of other characters in the Artbook having updates! But onwards and upwards to new projects!

To what they may be, Stay Tuned!

The 100% CONFIRMED summer Schedule for 2023

 Hello, Eamonn Here. To finally verify a Matter that was Confusing me and a lot of people.

WHY WAS THERE NO WWE MAIN ROSTER PREMIUM LIVE EVENT ANNOUNCED FOR JUNE?

And we got that Answer for the Raw on the 25th, There will be qualifying matches for next month Money in the Bank in London. And I respect that, In the past few Years the MITB event was made a footnote and it's nice that wwe is giving it all the time it needs to grow into an Event Worthy of being in WWE'S "Big 5".

So as it finally Stands:

THE CONFIRMED SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2023:

• June: Tarotober Digest: A look and some Corrections on the characters I had covered Before street fighter 6 was announced, Including My personal headcanons for those not yet launched or confirmed!
• July: Money in the Bank
• August: Summerslam (Subject to change)
• August: Tarotober Part11: Judgement
• This Season's MLW Supercard events will Return to Youtube for it's first Showing on Fridays and will be reviewed on the Following Monday
• Food reviews when made Available!

HIATUS

I will be taking some weeks off writing in June to focus on my health appointments and Mental Health.

THE CONFIRMED SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

After 3 Tickets to Hell gets finalized next Week, There will be no more Storylines for a line. I got burnt out on them. The Films I have obtained in the past 3 years of Getting out the current storyline, have become more and more ridiculous, or loaded with Plot that needs breaking down, That I've decided to give  Creative Writing a Rest and focus solely on Critical Writing. With that Said, I can announce the next 3 films.

• June: Holmes and Watson (2nd week of June)
• July: The Women King
• August: Blue Story

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli I Am also under that on my Newly Formed Mastodon World Server Account!

So Until The Launch of Street Fighter 6 on the 2nd. I'll say

PEACE!

X

EAMONN AKA ENLI!

WWE Draft: piece by piece

 Hello And welcome to the aftermath of the WWE. This is will a paragraph of each pick in order they were determined.

ROUND 1.

REMAINING ON SMACKDOWN-THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS W/ PAUL HEYMAN AND SOLO SIKOA.

.... Thus confirming the worst kept secret of last week, that the Newly revived Heavyweight championship is exclusive to raw. 

CODY RHODES REMAINS ON RAW

Well that makes no sense! Are they really bringing back belt so Cody can be champion and not take it from Roman?

BIANCA BELAIR DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

And now all we do is wait to them to confirm Rhea is going to Smackdown so they could swap belts unless Io is going over on Backlash, more on here later.

BECKY LYNCH REMAINS ON RAW

So it looks like once Becky is finished with Trish, she'll get a feud with Rhea.

ROUND 2

STREET PROFITS DRAFTED TO SD!

PERSONALLY I WISH THESE TWO WERE SPLIT UP ALREADY!

IMPERIUM DRAFTED TO RAW.

I am all for Gunther being in the A-show. You want to establish big names for the Tournament for the new belt? That's an odds on favourite. Plus imagine the Personality of Former Chickenshit heel Sami meshing against the Current Toady Ludwig Kaiser.

EDGE DRAFTED TO SD!

.... WHAT FOR? TO DO WHAT?

MATT RIDDLE REMAINS ON RAW

 I suppose we are supposed to buy Riddle as a contender for the new belt?

ROUND 3

BOBBY LASHLEY DRAFTED TO SD!

.... there goes my pick for the new title.

DREW MCINTYRE DRAFTED TO RAW

You think Drew being lex Luger'd in his own country was bad, watch how worse he'll be directly under Vince!

THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN! 

Clearly the plan is to have them win the all the brand's titles but there is a Problem with that! Currently the Smackdown women's  title is unconfirmed and the tag belts are other faces. 

THE MIZ IS STILL RUINING RAW

HE'S A GATEKEEPER AND NOTHING ELSE!

ROUND FOUR

DAMAGE CONTROL DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN!

Oh I can't wait to see Michael Cole squirm in his seat with Bayley giving him the business! Also that now means Io may go for the title, after all.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO RAW.

He'll make a good Showing in the tournament, then Vince will never use him again!

ALL NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS CALLED UP TO RAW.

Poor Indi Hartwell! She proved she could be taken seriously after the Sameface's made her their Sitcom Daughter, only to be drafted to raw, dropping the belt and no doubt be reuniting with Dexter Lumis and the Samefaces! Speaking of, Nikki Cross has a thing for Dexter, hasn't she, so watch her get even and have Isla and Alba have their names dragged in the mud!

FROM THE FIRST SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

JD MCDUMBASS DRAFTED TO RAW

ZOEY STARK DRAFTED TO RAW

NATTIE, SONYA, CHELSEA AND APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO RAW (They aren't a group, they just didn't bother to give them a separate graphic!)

LACEY EVANS REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

THE VIKING RAIDERS W/ ANTI-VAX THE IMPALER DRAFTED TO RAW

DEXTER LUMIS AND CANDICE SAMEFACE REMAIN ON RAW

MAXIMUM MALE MODELS DRAFTED TO RAW

FROM MONDAY NIGHT RAW 

ROUND FIVE

PICK 1: RHEA RIPLEY REMAINS ON RAW

So it was obvious what was to happen and will happen, it's all change for The Title Holders. Case in point....

PICK 2: AUSTIN THEORY DRAFTED TO SD! 

Smackdown is starting to shape into the Smackdown of old, with a Roster of Veterans and Upstarts, It works on paper, but will it work in practice? 

PICK 3: SETH FRANKLIN ROLLINS REMAINS IN RAW!

While we are still not sure what the gimmick truly is, there was no way raw was losing him close to a title tournament.

PICK 4: CHARLOTTE FLAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

To make sure what ever belt does come over it will be become the WORLD CHARLOTTE CHAMPIONSHIP, 

ROUND 6

PICK 1: SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS REMAIN ON RAW THOUGH BY  VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED.

PICK 2: THE USOS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN.

Because how will their storyline go if they weren't?

PICK 3: JUDGEMENT DAY REMAINS ON RAW. 

Finn is a top contender for the new belt. Priest is a top Contender. Dominic....

PICK 4: THE LWO AND REY MYSTERIO DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN.

We are so sick of Rey being Betrayed by his son. So we can't wait to see Rey Being Betrayed by his Surrogate Son! 

ROUND 7

PICK 1: CHICKEN WAITRESS AND THE HAPPIEST GIANT GIRL IN THE WHOLE USA DRAFTED TO RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED!)

PICK 2: ASUKA DRAFTED TO SD!

Now that's more like it! Asuka Following Bianca from Raw this will make the women's division interesting. From here on in the quality drops in some way or another.

PICK 3: NEW DAY DRAFTED TO RAW

I wished that they broke them up! I'm sorry that im not saying anything new or revolutionary, but wwe should get off that horse, err Unicorn, They have Ridden into the ground!

PICK 4: BRAWLING BRUTES REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

No doubt to be the first feud of Round 9s Pick!

ROUND 8

TRISH STRATUS REMAINS ON RAW

So she's at odds with Becky, after that, and then what?

KARRION KROSS AND SCARLETT REMAIN ON RAW.

See Nakamura, Shinsuke!

RONDA ROUSEY AND SHAYNA BLASZLER DRAFTED TO RAW.

At this point does Ronda even WANT to be champion?

PICK 4: LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SD!

If Smackdown is becoming the roster of Veterans and Upstarts L.A. Knight would be my first pick! Now the real question do you turn him face now or let the crowd do it organically against Austin Theory?

PICK3: BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW.

So he's not winning the belt on Saturday, however Bronson reed becoming would champion in his Return after his ridiculous firing! Shame he's supposed to a heel, otherwise it would have being a great storyline!

PICK 4: PRETTY DEADLY CALLED UP TO SD!

(ANGRY JONN RITLAND NOISES!)

YES BOY! The Prettyboys are coming to Smackdown no doubt to put their manicured hands on the titles.

ROUND TEN

BLOATIS AND SHOOSH BOY! REMAIN ON RAW.

If any team needed to split for the good of their careers, it's Alpha Academy! Let Otis Get little laughs as a overweight fashion model, just to save Gable's reputation!

RICK BOOGS REMAINS ON SD!

Do we really need to see this? Boogs new gimmick is he's insecure and lack Confidence. If i looked like that I'd be in the Mirror for Hours on end! He's not a sidekick anymore, Shin's on raw, Elias is now a free agent! This boat is drifting aimlessly.

THE CORONA QUEENS CALLED UP TO RAW DESPITE HAVE A NXT WOMEN'S TAG TITLE SHOT!

So the Belts are worthless now!

Also Don't think Direct management will cast a Blind eye if They pulled what they did for me to bestow this nickname on them. For those who don't know, Katana Chance used to be the only women to win America Ninja Warrior and used that small fame to Turn a Birthday into a Super Spreader event during the Pandemic. So these two can fuck off!

UNCLE HOWD-I MEAN, CAMERON GRIMES! ON SD!

Let's keep that our little secret and not Judge him on that?

THE SECOND "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU PAL" SUPPLEMENT

Raw gets:

Johnny Sameface, Broke-Ass Brook, Nikki cross, Angel Garza, Humberto, Akira Tozawa, Piper Nevin, Tegan Knox, Mustafa Ali, Indus Sher, JOBBER MAHAL, Riddick Moss and Emma 

DING DING DING!

VINCE IS BACK AND MADE 90 PERCENT OF HIS FOREIGN TALENT INTO JOBBERS!

Odyssey Jones called up to raw. (BRUCE PRITCHARD IS GONNA TELL VINCE MARK HENRY IS BACK!)

Grayson Waller on Smackdown.

Like I said "VETERANS AND UPSTARTS"

Superstars who asked For or gained Free Agency

BROCK LESNER

ELIAS

VAUGHN WAGNER

BARON CORBIN (UNDRAFTED)

OMOS

SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CEDRIC ALEXANDER.

Well, that's it! 

Normal Service of the TICKET TO HELL EVENT Resumes on Monday over on the sister site boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com  Thank you for reading. and I will see over there!

PEACE!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING BATTLE RIOT 5: SOUTH PHILADELPHIA SCHMALZ

 I'm Angry Right now! 

This was supposed to be the WWE Draft results. But because Ayozat and Major League wrestling couldn't get War Chamber out last week, we instead, are just going straight to Battle Riot like nothing happened. By the way, of course they spoiled Who won War Chamber in this, so I ain't going to bother to review War Chamber!

The Draft Results will be up here Tomorrow, since they have to have a Supplemental draft which will not be finalised until 4pm GMT anyway!

So let's get to the rules of the Battle Riot 

• This match is the only match on the card. The 40 man Battle Riot.
• Elimination occurs via pinfall, Submission, Stoppage, or being thrown over the top rope. There are no Disqualifications.
• Tag teams or Factions can enter as one entity. However they forfeit any other entry. (Useless they have won a Qualifying match, Previously.
• The Winner will win a World Heavyweight Title match contract good for 1 year.

ENTRANT 1: ALEX KANE

ENTRANT 2: WILLIE MACK

Kane, the Suplex Assassin, Wrestling's best kept secret, throws around The Super heavyweight like he's a baby!

ENTRANT 3: JESUS RODRIGUEZ, (THE FORMER RICHARDO RODRIGUEZ) FOLLOWED BY LINCE DORADO AND CALVIN TANKMAN.

And although both are both heels now, TANKMAN is still bitter on Kane taking him out and making money on him with the Crybaby Calvin T-Shirts.

ENTRANT 6: LANCE ANO'I

Superkicks for everyone. Jesus sneaks behind to Choke out Lance.

Then it's time to get stupid!

ENTRANT 7 MICROMAN.

All the heels except Kane, are jobbing for the fucking Midget.

ENTRANT 8: AZTECA HENCHMAN #33.

Who despite kidnapping his own boss, Cesar Duran, had no problems on sharing his former Employer's hatred of Microman.

ENTRANT 9: BIG JUICY WITH A SHOPPING TROLLEY  FULL OF WEAPONS.

Azteca 33 is eliminated over the top rope.

And this match has devolved into garbage. And we have another elimination, ironically, Juicy's own  partner and Cousin, Lance. Tankman tries to waffle Juicy's Head with a Cookie Sheet, But it Bounces off! 

ENTRY 10: BEASTMAN, SOME FAT GIT DRESSED AS A CAVEMAN FOLLOWED BY LITTLE GUIDO.

Guido goes to superkick Microman of the turnbuckle but instead all the Goofs have a Chicken fight.

ENTRY 12: SAM ADONIS, THE BROTHER OF COREY GRAVES.

Who comes in during the Break with a Beautiful 2 For the Price of 1.

Juicy and Beastman Square off, But Microman crotches Beastman causing his elimination

ENTRY 13: MANCE WARNER.

Oh look, it's the guy who would have being a big star if he didn't wrestling the Invisible Man, in with a 2x4. Rodriguez gets decked and is pinned.

We still have ad breaks in this program. During which Adonis, Mancer and Microman are eliminated, and the ring have seen the entries of Mr Thomas and 3 Jobbers

ENTRY 18: RAVEN'S MUDSHOW FUCKS-YES ALL OF THEM! (RAVEN, FAT MUDSHOW FUCK, SMALL MUDSHOW FUCK, CORN WALLACE, DELIRIOUS, AND MUDSHOW FUCKS 4,5,AND 6!)

The Outlaw Mudshow Fucks eliminate everyone and Azteca Henchman #9 who is the next entrant. we are told the Calling won War Chamber last week so that's that show spoiled! And before Ricky Shane Billy Bob Paige or whatever the Fat Mudshow Fuck is called can set Big Juicy ON FIRE! IN COMES...

#NUMBER 20 JACOB FATU TO SAVE HIS COUSIN, 

This leads to Fatu clearing the ring of Wallace and the unnamed Gasmask wearing gimps. Juicy and Small Mudshow Fuck eliminate themselves, Followed by Fatu clearing Delirious And the Philsbury Mudshow Boy and Fatu are double eliminated. Raven elects to leave. And that leaves Alex Kane, who was hiding under the ring thrown out over the middle rope, to crawl back in and act the big man. 

Kane makes a good showing and proves he could work with anyone! Tapping out Kimchee, Pinning Taya With a safe but not phoney looking Suplex, but also dominating Jobbers Midas Black and Jay Lyon and putting over Ray Jaz, the Godson of Guido.

But the Smooth sailing is over as it's the return (and Eventual Retirement) of Lio Rush and The Debuting Hot Sauce Tracy Williams (who I thought was Oney Lorcan)

It was also the Debut of Alex Kane's Secret Weapon. THE KAIJU, O'SHAYE EDWARDS. AND HE DID IMPRESS WITH SIZE AND POWER!

#ENTRANT 29: DUKE THE DUMPSTER DROESEE

I didn't Think he wrestled anymore giving his...well if you don't know, I wont Spoil it Early.

BUT HERE WE GO AGAIN! BECAUSE HE WON A QUALIFIER WEEKS AGO!

NUMBER #30 IS FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!

Duke quits after Kane tries to remove his Prosthetic Leg.

During the Break Fatu ran in and eliminated Ricky Shame Paige, O'Shaye is gone too! and Manders, who looks like the lost brother of Dax Harwood Has Entered and Manders tag partner, Matthew Justice will not compete as he missed his entry fighting The entire Mudshow. Officially there are 4 left. Revealed to be John Hennigan, Bulldog JR, Some Japanese Guy who eliminates Hot Sauce and Manders and the last man the guy we have being setting up for....

IS GENE FUCKING SNITSKY!

REALLY, I KNOW I WASN'T EXPECTING JOHN CENA TO TURN UP! BUT THIS?

Anyway Snitsky and Rush get eliminated in less than a minute! Final Four are

• Johnny Lastbrick via submission
• Japanese guy via thrown over the top rope
• Bulldog Junior via Tapout

THE WINNER OF THE BATTLE RIOT AND NUMBER 1 CONTENDER: ALEX KANE!

As the rest of the evergrowing Bombaye Fight club enter the right to celebrate. The ref hands Alex the Golden Ticket that can be cashed in against the World's Champion Alexander Hammerstone in the next 12 months. 

That's it for tonight. Due to the amount of action, The draft review will be tomorrow, just as well as The there is always a Supplemental draft on raw talk. which would not be finalized until 4pm today, local time! So expect that in 24 hours!

Until then Peace!

TASTE TEST 2K23: WTF IS MAUVE FANTA?

 Apologies If you are still waiting for MLW War Chamber, But as I said before, It's complicated! So until Ayozat or MLW can agree on a date, it's doesn't change the fact that this review was scheduled to be today: This year's Mystery Fanta-A Purple Hued Concoction-Let's call this shade "Mauve"

WTFANTA 2023 "MAUVE"

Calorie Count: 15cal in a Recommended 250ml Serving (However for Review Purposes I'm Drinking a Shot-glass of this!)

Flavour: as Stated In Ingredients (As it is the law to State an Allergen) Radish, Green Apple, Cherry and the Offending Article, Sweet Potato!)

Taste: Before I Start, I must tell you How hard it was to find a can or 250 bottle of this. So my only option was to buy the 1 and a half litre Bottle, or not do this review at all! Enough Stalling, I Open the bottle and pour a shot glass

Very Bubbly Drink, quick Pour, Settles in glass as a very Opaque Colour, Spicy Bouquet with Green Apple Scent making an Appearance.

I drink the shot and I Paused. Only to come back an hour to my notebook on how to describe this flavour. It's Not Spicy-Despite Evidence to the Contrary, The Green Apple does can a crispness, The Cherry and Sweet potato, Who in last year's Flavour had your Taste Buds Vying for Attention by the way the former yielded to the latter! Now sit inactive in this flavour that tastes-Medicinal?

Yes Exactly! I HAVE IT ALL SEWN UP!

That's how it Tastes! Like Medicine! Like a Lozenge! Enough Flavour to Register Some kind of taste, But not Enough Flavour to be Counted as a sweet! It Also possibly due to the Radish, has a Milky Aftertaste that is Very Off-putting.

Well That's it!

Normal Service will now resume over at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com  , For the remainder of the 3TICKETSTOHELL Event, But keep it here whenever War Chamber and Battle Riot Results become available!

For me on Twitter @Realenli or my Mastodon on the world Server under the same name.

See you all soon! 

PEACE!

EARLY SUMMER SCHEDULE 2023

 Well, If people told me I'd be 500 posts under my belt before hitting 40, I would have....Agreed with them!

AGAIN, FOR EVERYONE WHO CAME TO READ MY POST YESTERDAY THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY CHASE FOR 500 POSTS EVEN MORE SPECIAL THAN ACTUALLY WAS!

So what's next you ask?

that Should be Obvivious!

600 POSTS!

But until then, I have a few a things to Announce...

WWENDEDEVOUR

I don't have an Opinion on The Slap-Happy Slaphead! Dana White buying wwe. I only care about Having it televised on a Television! If Disney bought WWE, I Would have being fucked, because they would fucked it on A fucking App! Over here in Britain, UFC AND WWE have the same Broadcasting Partner, one who has 2 PPV Channels Solely on Contingent that the day would come that UFC AND WWE Would have a PPV on the same night. The only thing I worry about is Cross promotion, as if wwe didn't have it's own talents they don't care about!

IF ANY ONE SEEN WWE'S JUNE PAY-PER-VIEW, PLEASE REPORT TO THE FRONT OFFICE!

As you know, Unless this is the first time you've read these schedules, Limits on my health and finances mean I do not...because I CAN NOT! Watch every ppv back to back. Also out of principle, Propaganda Shows like The Saudi Shows will never be reviewed by me. A PPV Every 2 months has being the established flow....

Except, WWE has not announced a June ppv.  There's Rumours of nxt Battleground in June. but BT Do not hold any viewing rights to Those.

 So With said for the first time

I CANNOT CONFIRM A WWE SCHEDULE!

UNCONFIRMED SCHEDULE-ON CONTINGENT THERE IS A PPV IN JUNE!

• June ppv
• August-Summerslam
• Major League Wrestling Shows When Available

UNCORFIRMED SCHEDULE-ON CONTINGENT THERE IS NO PPV IN JUNE

• July-Money in the Bank.
• September ppv
• Major League Wrestling show.

OTHER REVIEWS.

• June-Tarotober Digest: To coincide with the launch of Street fighter 6, I Will cover the characters who's stories where covered before the announcement and launch, and see how there new fates fit the Tarot's Narrative: Also there are some errors I made I need to correct.
• June-Tarotober Part 11-Judgement (Covering Junpei, Akihiko, Shinji, Ken, Koramaru, Aigis, SEES as a Whole, The Seekers of Truth as a Whole, Sae and M.Bison)
• September-Part 12-The World (covering Elizabeth, Final Battle Yu, Joker and Ryu)
• As soon as I can-WTF is MAUVE FANTA? TASTE TEST!

Speaking of Soon as i Can...

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGERBOXOFFICE

• TOMORROW! Gemini Man Part 1.
• Next week-Gemini Man Part 2

AND IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN-THE TRIPLE FEATURE GRINDHOUSE FINALE ON THE CURRENT STORYLINE, CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY MONTH OF MAY BY TAKING ANOTHER RIDE WITH ME WITH 3 TICKETS TO HELL!

• 3 TICKETS TO HELL: WILD HUNGER PART 1: STAN HELLSING
• WILD HUNGER PART 2: IMPORTANT MOVIE
• WILD HUNFER PART 2: SLAMMIN' SALMON!

And that is it..For Now! 

I will see over on Boggerboxoffice for part 1 of Gemini Man. Thank you again for all your support! Peace!

THE 500TH POST! Oh that? That's the Wrestlemania Hollywood, Alright!

 "Suddenly it Appeared on it's own: The Hollywood!"

2 nights of wrestling action, and I'm Suffering through the flu, to get this out for you.

This year Becky G sang the National Anthem....which is nice I guess. Last year they had one of the less famous Wahlbergs read off Idiot Cards, This year it's Kevin Hart collecting a check.

Speaking of Collecting a check, here is Gobshite from MTV, and Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg looked uncomfortable, he must be really off his tits when he agreed to do this.

And now to the United States Championship match between, John Cena Vs Austin Theory.

"I had to reach up to get to the Cherry on top. (Pop!) In the Mouth, it was lovely!"

Cena should either lay off the Spray on hair, or the Jog to the  ring, because his bald spot was revealed later. Cena came out with Make-A-Wish Kids. It was a nice sentiment, but I'm sure L***n P**l Attempted to sell them Gambling Apps and Bitcoin, because he did that! Anyways great Opening match, with Theory winning a well deserved win! The sky's the limit once again for "The Now"

Next the LAAAAAZZY BOOKING Four-way match!

"Slowing down, Are You?" 

Titus O'Neill joined commentary, introduced as a hall of famer for winning a Warrior Award for his Charity Work. Let's not forget that Ultimate Warrior was Very vocal against gays and was a Bible Nut!

"A Bit Rich, But ok!"

Well this match happened!

Anyway, Street Profits won!

It's bad enough that L***n P**l is play wrestling, but it was revealed wearing a Crime Water Costume was the Failed Rapper who had that Fake Boxing Match, Ksidiot! Great! The Scammer probably cannot leave the Country for Mitb, so watch this homegrown Crim steal a push in London!

"No We Don't, No We Don't!"

To the match itself, I didn't watch it! I can't stand the Bastard! Seth Rollins won, but Fuck did it take forever!

Six Women's Tag match was next and we couldn't shake off the lag from the Four-way still. The faces had a Sin city Themed Video Package! Given how Vince's Indicted Best Friend thinks,  I'm sure Vince is a big fan of prolific Racist and Sexist Frank Miller! So fuck Frank Miller too!

I was waiting for Trish to turn heel, but didn't. Other than that, the match was fine, I guess!  Faces won!

Ok, they are going all in with this "Ex-Con Dom" as he came out in a  Paddy wagon, Handcuffed. Bad Bunny was at ringside, so I'm sure his girlfriend now knows where he is! Also I feel dirty for saying this, but I enjoyed Michael Cole on commentary!

Rey and Snoop made an entrance in a Low Rider as "Lie, Cheat, and Steal" played. I cried!

This dissolved into run in the match, Angie Got involved, Judgement Day got involved, the Luchasuits got involved! All to sell kids Cereal! This match, featuring a Prison Bitch, a Cult and Snoop Dogg, A SUSPECTED MURDERER! Was the March chosen to sell Cinnamon Crunch!

So Dom was Beaten like he dropped the Soap.

"And Everything was Lovely Once Again. Wonderful!"

Next was match of the Night: Rhea Ripley Vs Charlotte.

A great back and forth match, between the top women, a do-over from 3 years ago. The one grievance I've said before is I find Charlotte doesn't cut it as a face is that Charlotte can come across as "Gollum" like.  And sure her sourpuss and shrieking voice came to the Fore. The crowd Double Turned them, as the Crowd awoke to a Super Riptide.

But they Couldn't leave it alone.

Miz made an open challenge and out came Pat McAfee. And McAfee got help by SOME NFL GUY!

And finally, long term Storytelling that finally paid off! After some RAPPER GUY PLAYED SOME AUTOTUNED SEX MOANING THAT WAS NOT THE USOS MUSIC (Seriously Does anyone know who he is so I can tell him to Fuck Off?) I would have opened the second night with this match myself, with the same result. But everyone had a lot to prove. Years of the Usos not being on the main card, of Owens being in a comedy match with a broken down Stone Cold. To Sami being the piñata to Vince's Hate Boner for Muslims. (AND YES, I STILL HAVE THE OPINION THAT SAMI'S  MASTER STRATEGIST WAS RACIALLY MOTIVATED!)

But that is all behind them now, and what was given was A raw and emotional match. Lots of Loyalty, Doubt and Taunting, make a lot off body language between moves. But the Usos lost and the best part. They got it right: Sami got the win! 

Under the Stars, like all things, the passage of time would bring us closer to the next day or our last! 

THE WRESTLEMANIA HOLLYWOOD SECOND HELPING'

*******************

Night two and we start again with anthem, Kevin Hart and Miz and Snoop Dog. 

"Yes here we go again! I tip the jug to get that sweet juice....

Well, if this match isn't a Premonition of Brock Lesnar's Future, I don't know what is! Brock Vs Omos opens Night 2. Brock tried to get a Competitive match our of Almost, but guess what. You can't polish a turd! 3 German Suplexes, F5 and I'm Sure Brock is on the next plane back to Saskatoon for Moose Season.

"Next was some Jelly Stuff and Actually, that wasn't very Nice."

So the next match was the LAAAAAZZY BOOKING FOUR-WAY FOR THE GIRLS ! And there was ever going to be one team winning this, Ronda Rousey and Shayna Bazsler. 

The moment, Gunther Rolled out of the ring after only one dropkick, I knew this was going to be:  2 men doing moves until the the third runs interferes. 2 takeaways. Gunther is over, the crowd CLEARLY! Wanted a Singles Match. But no, watch Lex Drewger and Lame-Arse get a revenge match at Wrestlemania Backlash, while the IC blet gets put back in the box. And 2-can we have Titus O'Neill on commentary full time? 

Finally we get to the good stuff! Asuka vs Bianca Belair. This rivalled the Charlotte/Ripley match for spectacle and athleticism. This was given a lot of time considering we only had two matches left...At the time! I'm shocked Bianca Retained, But I guess, Wrestlemania Backlash is Finally admitting to that, a shameless pay-per-view full of rematches. so we need a Marquee Match I guess.

Next was the Hell in the cell. and What where Edge and Finn Wearing In their Entrances. Edge was wearing cloth bat wings and a Tin foiled Mask and Finn was Wearing a Mini-Skirt!

"There. I'm glad I Don't look Stupid wearing this."

Five second after locking up and breaking the Hold. Edge and Finn just went "Fuck it!" and started filling the cell with Weapons. YOU DON'T NEED TO ADD WEAPONS! THE CELL CAN BE USED AS A WEAPON! YOU'RE SPOILING THE BROTH HERE!

"I'm going to be So Boring, Eamonn will have no choice, but to go back to Bed"

Thankfully I record everything I plan to review to Due the time Zone difference so I Did see the match. Meh. I didn't miss Much. And I wish I didn't Know the Cells had a platform for the workmen to stand on for Assembly, Because everyone will jump off  from now on!

Every Year It's the same, the Hall of fame, You have People who Deserve it-Like Rey, Muta, Tim White. Even Andy Kaufman,-BUT WHO DID STACEY KIEBLER FUCK TO BE IN HALL OF FAME?

OH RIGHT! 

GEORGE CLOONEY WHEN HE HAD HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS AND KIEBLER JUMPED ON HIS BONES TO GET PARTS IN SHITTY FILMS!

But it's now Time!

TO FINISH THE STORY!

Cody came out First and at Ringside are Brandy holding Baby Liberty, Cody's sister Teal, Cody's mother. And Brody Huber (Negative 1). Then Roman was Serenaded to the ring by 5 or 6 Piano players. Introductions in ring, Roman gets on the mic for his catchphrase which gets a pop. After a slap by Cody, Roman takes a powder and Heyman Sweeting him Up. Heyman was The Business on this night. Good Back and Forth, and the turning point was Solo Taking Cody's Belt From Brody and hitting Cody with, Without the ref seeing it...BUT THE REF HEARD IT! The crowd Bought the Slowly I Turn and the look of Realization. Solo was Kicked out.

What happened to Roman was the Bedrock Confidence being eroded away. The spear-Countered, Superman Punch-Kickout. The Guillotine Choke, Usually the End all, Be all, Cody was the first to Break it. Superman Punch Staggers the Cody and knocked the Ref out. The Usos ambushed Cody, But the New Tag Champions Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn came out and ran them off. But not before hitting Finishers on the Champion. Finish was the ref regaining his bearings and Despite 3 Cross Rhodes done Three Amigos Style. Heyman Distracted the Ref. While Solo returned and hit Cody with a Running Samoan Spike, That's how you make that move look like it hurts!

And So the Story of the Chase by the Returning Hero. that is The Story that's Finished. and as Of the End of The Second Night of Wrestlemania Finished on 5:10 AM in Ireland, The Rest of the World has already woke up to Day 946 of Roman Reign's History Title Dominance.

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING!

I WILL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH MY SUMMER SCHEDULE. PLEASE FOLLOW  ME ON TWITTER AT @REALENLI BEFORE EEJIT-LON TURNS TWITTER INTO A VIRTUAL COUNTRY CLUB. OR You can follow me on the Mastodon.world server under the same, which needs love, if i'm being honest!

UNTIL NEXT TIME, PEACE!