Summer schedule 2012

Here's what I have in the Ganderbag for you this summer.

THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
May-Winning Nxt and tough enough...Is It Worth it?
June-PPV RESULTS WILL RETURN BY THEN!
August-Mantatory Month off. (scheduled to change!)

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
May-1 Ticket to Hell-Eamonn reviews Silent Hill (3-parter!)
-Ending to be choose by you by amount of page views.
 this will end the current story line and begin the new one in June, Starting with...
June-Constantine.
August-Eamonn reveals the REAL sequal to Ghostbusters!

JULY IS TEKKEN MONTH ON BOTH BLOGS!
THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE FOR JULY

• Review of Tekken: Live Action!
• top 10 tekken music
• Family Counselling Will Not Sort This! The Complete backstory to Tekken.

Bogger box office.
Eamonn reviews Tekken:Blood Vengance

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TICKET TO RIDE: SATAN THE BASTARD SON OF THE HUMAN RACE: PART 2

(THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND THE CONCLUSION BACKSTORY OF THE DEVILS DVD STORYLINE AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE.)

The creature loomed over Eamonn, His taloned fingers flexing into an invitation to sit in a cinema seat.

Did you enjoy that little entrance of mine? I have no imagination of my own, but i had a feeling you would appriceate it!
who are you?
OH PLEASE! HORNED HEAD? CLOVED FEET? FIRE BRIMSTONE AND LOST SOULS? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?
(SIGH...)
Humans....If didn't need your imagination to survive...i would just kill you there and then...
what?
Let me explain....let go back to the begining....

 I dont remember my birth or childhood. i doubt i even had one. Life had step out the primoral ooze and i still felt...Ancient. For millions of years I was shapeless, nameless. feeding of the pain and death of animals feeding on themselves. That was until monkeys where sheltering from a thunder storm.

The troupe of monkeys where in a tree when a branch was stuck with lightening and set ablaze. The sheer joy of discovering fire, replused me, and their discover of music only digusted me further. That was until one monkey got a little overexcited and wanted to take the fire.
(One of monkey leaps into the flames and catches fire. the entire troupe bellows in worry)
The pain that came from interrupted happiness, worry, death and mourning. This intense pain i gorge upon. to the point. that the monkeys were aware of my presence. I was hit my their stones. I had become flesh. It was then I realised that i should wean myself to only taste the the glorious pain of this new species.

However it was not easy. As you spread to the entire world, your species branched into different cultures. Discovering art, music and religon and litartute and theatre, only served to deter me as if i couldn't feed on fear i my victims imaginations were too strong. Like my ill fated battle with Dante.

Dante was dying after years of exile so i offered him life. if he created me a name and army and a nation for that army. And so Hell was created by his great machinations. But he came to me. and wrote me in as a prisoner of my own domain. A Creature born of fire, Encased in ice. But the omem of the comet gave me a lease of life. and you sell your soul after reviewing Leap Year, even if you meant it as a joke, Sealed both of our fate. And now Eamonn Bermingham prepare for your Judgment!

WHAT EVIL SCHEME DOES THE LORD OF DARKNESS HAVE FOR OUR HERO? WHAT FILM CAN BE SO BAD THAT IT POWERS THE DARK ONE HIMSELF? FIND OUT DEAR READER NEXT MONTH (MAY 2012) ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS WE TRAVEL COURTESTY OF OUR....
ONE TICKET TO HELL!

TICKET TO RIDE PART 2: SATAN,THE BASTARD SON OF THE HUMAN RACE! part 1

(The following is a work of fiction and is part of the backstory to bogger box office's Devil's Dvd storyline.
(Eamonn wakes up after being teleported after his review of sex and the city two. He rises from a carpeted floor to stand only to realise that he is not on solid ground. but in a train compartment, hurtling at speed. cracking his head of a table. using it to prop himself up, Eamonn ventures down the train's corridor.)
"I know this place"

(Venturing down the darkened corridor. Eamonn finds that train's decor very strange. the tables are in fact deskstops the windows are old movie posters and the carpet is red and sticky. going to sit down he falls but notices at the last minute that the chairs a foldable.)
"Its a Cinema lobby! they made a train to look like a cinema lobby. this the Ticket to hell express I created as a metaphor! but  who made it real?"
(The train whistle blows loudly like an air raid siren turning the air into a thick mist.)
"....whoever is driving this train."

(Entering the engine room the a working projector is displaying a railroad towards the camera in a continous loop.)
"best not to touch that!"
(Going over to the boiler he sees something circular spinning wildly in the white flames.)
....SO YOU HAVE FINALLY WORKED OUT THE TRUE POWER OF MY DVD!
"Your dvd? Then that means..."
(smoke bellows from the boiler, as a feathery form comes out. Over the tannoy system, a familer piece of music starts to play
                                     #Please allow me to introduce myself,
                                     I'm a man, of wealth and Taste
                                     Been around for a long, long years
                                     I can leave your soul to waste!
                                     I was around when Jesus Christ
                                     had his moment of doubt and pain.
                                     I Dahm made sure that Pilate
                                     Washed his hands, and sealed his fate!

(an explosion depenses the smoke to reveal the Devil.)
                                  # PLEASED TO MEET YOU!
                                  HOPE GUESSED MY NAME!

TO BE CONTINUED....NEXT WEEK!

TICKET TO RIDE PART 1:A BRIEF DIAGNOSIS

(the following work of fiction is a brief synopsis of the current Devil's Dvd storyline on the sister site. bogger box office.)

february 2011
To celebrate pathofenlightment's then 3rd birthday, Eamonn along with Joe-jack and 80's lad, reviewed the Inception. the surperb sci-fi put Eamonn on cloud 9 so it did. So Joe-jack issued eamonn to the challenge to watch sex and the city1. In March the film made eamonn tempt fate and say that there was no film worse. Then the comet landed. and delivered the impossible. A film worse than satc.

LEAP YEAR!
The Racically driven film sent his patrioticly Irish blood to boil. and in his rage, said to sell his soul to the devil. he was then put in a coma for a whole month. May came so did the 2nd 3 tickets to hell event. the invasion of the local supermarket in protest of cheap dvds driving dvd shops out of business was the first example of the devil's dvd power to send plot items from the reviewed films out to the real world. So by sending the plane from sleath. Eightie's Lad blew up the supermarket with the owner inside. eamonn was left on the ground where he was attack by a rent-a-cop! eamonn defeated the temp with a superpower the Hadou-Kara punch as an intentive Satan looked on.
Satan was not the only ones to infintarate our world. Frank from Donnie darko left a cryptic warning.

"HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE GIRL? THIS HIGH WITH BLACK HAIR ? YOU WILL IN 11 MONTHS!"
As well as a demon disguised as Drunk-o Drew Barrymore to kill Eamonn. After a break, Eamonn hit the devil where he lived. with review of Avatar. but he never showed up, bar an ouija board marker than told Eamonn that this year. there will only on film being reviewed for Ticket to Hell. The tension was running high between the 3 heroes. even at Christmas, as a usually laid-back Eighties lad was home-sick and tired of modern life. In February,Eamonn returned to SATC 2 and in his anger got captured. But providing Joe-jack a(sigh!) Nappy Lorry to find Eamonn. leaving 80'S Lad alone with the devil. Promising to sent him home via portal in the film Hot-tub time machine! Lad's disappearance led to a computer programme under the the earth crust to activate a "Universal Deletion Protocal"

But that is a story for another day!

THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLEMANIA! ONCE...IN A LIFETIME

SPECTACLE. GRANDEUR. LEGACY.
THESE WORDS ARE USED TO DESCRIBE THINGS  THAT SHOULD BE BEYOND DESCRIPTION. TO THINGS THAT BINDS THE WORLD TOGETHER. WHEREVER YOUR READING THIS, BE HAPPY THAT THE STAGE IS SET FOR A GREAT SHOW.

America The beautiful was sang by Garcia. I Suppose it saves wwe money. Money that should be used to bring back the Fink!

Video package focuses on the once in a lifetime match.

Sheamus bet Bryan in 18 seconds. I know you're Hunters best friend but come on!

Kane destroyed Bore-ton with a super chokeslam!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS BIG SHOW.
Drop kick by Cody is caught in mid air into a Gorilla Press into a beal. Cody is in the corner he gets show's signature frying pan chops. Leading to a bodyslam a stinkface and finally the Linkara Punch!
I AM A NEW CHAMPION!
*PUNCH!*
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: BIG SHOW

DIVAS MATCH WAS BULLSHIT!
Maria Menoues contributed nothing to the match.But somehow after gingerly climbing the ropes for no reason, she won the match.Crowd were in beths corner all match. RIP WOMEN'S DIVISION!

UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H!
Both men start by trading punches. Taker headbutts HHH.On the floor, taker irish whips hunter and pushes shawn away. Hunter is thrown through the the steps.Back in the ring, Trips with a facebuster to taker answers with a clothesline. Old skool. Followed by introducing the steps in the ring. Leg drop by taker.DDT by Hunter. Pedigree countered into back body drop.Hells gate but triple H gets out. hhh and hbk agrue. Sledgehammer. hell's gate on Micheals, hunter saves his friend with the sledge.. All the 3 legends are down. Little Naitch in to replace shawn but is taken out. Sweet chin music pedigree. But the streak lives on! Snake eyes, legdrop. Tombstone!
WINNER UNDERTAKER 20-0.
With whelps and bruises covering his body like a tapestry , this year the deadman wins and leaves of his own power. exhausted the best they can muster is a hug, If this is the end, then what an end it is. The 3 heroes riding into the sunset, filling us with the hope that some day they will return.

Team johnny won thanks to Eve, and now GOBSHITE FROM MTV, Who got the pin will get a title shot now. the match was doomed from the started when the Bella swanks did the ring intros. By the way, accoeding to Nikki Bella someone who waves a flag is called a "standard-barrier". Good to know!

Chris jericho failed to wrest the title from punk. Jericho is leaving at the end of this month to Support(let's put it into persceptive, people!) in the download festival in Donnington,England.

And Finally, the rock defeated Cena in the match that lives up to hype. Cena's showboatting cost him. and walked into the Rock Bottom! the crowd was up in arms for the local hero. I Feel sorry for new jersery next year for even trying to top this show!