WWE Fast Lane Predictions

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

NUMBER 1. CONTENDER MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA.
DANIEL BRYAN VS BLOWMAN REIGNS

Admit all the controversy  and shenanigans from members of Roman's Extended family, this might be a good match, Bryan could wrestle a broom and it'll still be MOTY! But Don't kid yourself, he's being fed to roman to Legitimize his claim to the title
MONEY ON: REIGNS, BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
"FIFTY SHADES OF" WADE BARRETT(C) VS DEAN AMBROSE
I Don't know what's worse, the crap with the wire ties to get Ambrose to sign this match or the fact that at this time, they are trying to sign a Barrett/Wayne Rooney Match at Mania! i'll play that 1 by ear i think!
Money on: if Wade Leaves with Title, then the rumour is bullshit!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEXANDER RUSEV(C) LOSES TO...I MEAN VS JOHN CENA
Well Poosev, you had a nice run but when, John didn't rise up and sold the move when you stomped on him, i knew then you were going back to midcard!
WINNER: THE FUCK YOU THINK!

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BOO-SUCKS (C) VS THE SECRET BRONIES (KIDD AND CESARO)
I Called them that because last night on smackdown (at time of writing) they used the term Power of friendship 5 times in their promo. this is how you promote your crap show on e! without being about your crap show on E!
MONEY ON: PUSHCESEROPUSHCESEROPUSHCESEROPUSHCESERO!

WWE DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BELLA SKANK #2 VS PAIGE
Stealing someone's clothes while they are in the shower? what are you 8? so much for be the BE A STAR Programme! that's still a thing right?
WINNER: Nikki, for as long as she is shuffling on top of Cena's moose knuckles!

GOLDUST VS STARDUST
So Stardust is schizophrenic? are they doing the Black Reign gimmick again? if this ends with Cody throwing his voice and talking to rat named "Brandi" then i will pack it in...
WINNER: STARDUST, IN THE LONG RUN!

NEW MATCH SIGNED THIS MORNING (21/2/15)
ZIGGLER/ROWAN/STERIODBACK VS KANE/BIG SHOW/ROLLINS

So this Seth punishment for his "photographic en-devours", Carried 2 useless slabs of Meat!
WINNERS: FACES, But Seth, Don't be HARD-ON Yourself! It's NO BIG DEAL!

Triple H confronts Sting!
we know where this is going but let's make it official: HHH VS STING AT WRESTLEMANIA!

Well that's it! Results will be up on Monday sometime after 10:30 GMT! SEE YOU THEN!