Just like your badly Xeroxed local paper or school meals, this is the quality you get if make something no-one wants for free!
Well, so much for a Big Show face turn, looks like we are in for a long winter! Seriously Big show and Kane change alignment so much, you can set your watch by it. Big Show interfered with a Knockout Punch as Kane had Ziggler in a Bear-Hug, The immobile slab of meat getting the pin was a big "FUCK YOU!" to the IWC! Then Blandy Bore-ton returned and took out the UH-Tority!
Next was Stardust Vs Goldust-With Cody making an alteration to his costume, he only wears the Pants of the jumpsuit and whitens his face with red blusher and black lipstick, as if he didn't look like Tim Curry before! this match will divide opinion, many would saw that they were tentative, i like to say that they were telling a story! Goldust won but the count was so sloppy, you think it was that black ref that does the divas matches! Cody attacked Goldy backstage ...and they are doing it, they are rehashing Black Reign and using Cody instead of Dustin, he even said "we are not Cody, we are Stardust!"
Twitter exploded last night! Because we have new Tag Champions-the team dubbed by fans as the Masters Of the Universe-Cesaro and Tyson Kidd-Are finally getting a push-Of course-it's mania season and the tag champ will in either the Andre or a dvd extra match in 5 weeks, BUT FUCK IT! A WIN'S A WIN!
So the Worst kept secret is out-HHH Will Face Sting at Wrestlemania PLAYBUTTON! Seriously Vince, if I was a casual fan and they asked what number mania it was this year, I wouldn't know from your logo!
Nikki Bella retained against Paige-All I can say is-DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE, WWE! BE A STAR!
So Next was Wade Barrett vs Dean "TittyMaster!" Ambrose is a completely unwatchable mess! Barrett retained via DQ
And in the biggest Match of his Career, Alexander Rusev defeated Cena via Referee Stoppage! was the crowd angry that the Russian Flag draped Memphis, NOT AT ALL! They were chanting "Thank You Rusev!"
Finally Daniel Bryan carried Roman Reigns to a loss. I told that this would happen, they are used Bryan incredible work ethic and talent to make Roman look strong, to quote the meme, So in 5 weeks Roman will be the one to take the belt from the Guy who doesn't give a shit about Wrestling, and frankly that's all that matters!
Okay, phew, I'm sorry for the delay, everybody! New Bestlemania on Friday and JCVD review up on Bogger box office on Saturday Night at midnight! see you soon or you can follow me off course on twitter @RealEnli
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