Friday, February 20, 2015

BESTLEMANIA 11-15

WORSTLEMANIA 11-
BIGELOW VS TAYLOR-A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE BEING RESPECTED MORE VS A SOFTBOY RUGBY PLAYER
There was no good matches on Mania 11, that's why I'm just heading into the cream of the crap! this match introduced Mongo McMichael to the wrestling world!
THANKS A MILLION, VINCE!

BESTLEMANIA 12
HART/MICHAELS: IRON MAN MATCH: THE SHOWSTOPPER ZIPLINES TO HIS BOYHOOD DREAM!
The Iron man Match is a dying species but it's this match that proved that Shawn Michaels had substance to go with that style! after fighting for a single hour with no quarter given, Gorilla Monsoon the WWE president ruled overtime, and good thing to because who books a draw at Wrestlemania *coughVINCEcough* *coughWM27cough!*

WORSTLEMANIA 12
PIPER/GOLDUST HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT BRAWL
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF GOLDUST-BUT YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO REMEMBER THAT FAKE CAR CRASH!

BESTLEMANIA 13
BRET HART VS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN-CHANGING OF THE GUARD!
Wrestlemania 13 was one of few supercards of the franchise. It boasts many hidden gems of matches, but it'll always be remembered for the submission match between Austin and hart. With blood streaming down his anguished face, as he lost consciousness in the dreaded sharpshooter, as the crowd turned on hart and cheered "Austin, Austin!" as he refused help after his loss. Even Jerry Lawler, who was cheerleader supreme to every heel on commentary during the 90's broke Kayfabe to put his two cents on Austin's tenacity.

WORSTLEMANIA 13
4 WAY TAG MATCH FOR THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP...ON RAW TOMORROW NIGHT!
Ok I know that the post Mania raw has become better than the show itself nowadays, but that is ridiculous!

BESTLEMANIA 14
AUSTIN ERA HAS BEGUN!
For 13 the Wrestlemania was like a child-in it's fledging years it took new steps and tried new things to find it's identity. At wrestlemania 14,-like 14 years olds-It lashed out! and adopted edginess!
No two superstars at that time had more edginess than Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin, Add Mike Tyson as Special Enforcer and you had a powderkeg ready to go off! and it did-right in HBK'S face! as Jim Ross bellowed the immortal words "Stone cold! stone cold! stone cold! the Austin era has begun!"

WORSTLEMANIA 14
CHAINSAW CHARLIE AND CACTUS JACK VS THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS IN DUMPSTER MATCH!
IT BELONGS THERE!

BESTLEMANIA 15
THE ROCK VS AUSTIN 1:2 MEN WENT HUNTING FOR THE ELUSIVE BEAST PERFECTION, BUT IN DOING SO FOUND EXECELLANCE!
Ok, the match in 2 mania's time was a whole lot better, and this mania's card was just terrible! so thank god for small mercies

WORSTLEMANIA 15
BRAWL FOR ALL! BOXING AT A WRESTLING SHOW? WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT AT WM2 AND SEE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT NOW!
You'd think that wwe would have picked better opponents for Eric "ButterBean" Esch but no. Vince made his jobbers look even more pathetic losing to a morbidly obese boxer!

 Well that's me done today, I'll be back tomorrow morning with a predictions post for fast lane! and Results on Monday! If I'm not dead from exhaustion, i'll see you back here for part 4: 16-20, where we have the last ever supercards, the match that the world thought they will never see, a guy in a cheese-costume and Jonathan Coachman gets pantsed to sell beer!

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