Announcement regarding new British Televised Promotion, Dominant Wrestling

Given That Sunday was The Rumble, I was Shocked to learn that there was A Live Pilot on Spike of a new Promotion called Dominant Wrestling, Based out of Scotland! given that i was busy with the rumble i was crestfallen that the pilot seemed to be a once off!

Until I did a google search of the company and found this announcement in the website for the Scottish newpaper, The Courier.

Dominant Wrestling will begin a 30 week tour on June 10.

Each event will be televised live on Spike TV

And That Brings me to my Announcement. I planned to do this if World of Sport returned, but right now I am Staking a Claim!

STARTING THE 13TH OF JUNE, I WILL, IN SOME CAPACITY BE IN HERE OR MY TUMBLR PAGE, BRING YOU RESULTS OF EVERY SINGLE WEEKLY PPV! THIS MEANS I WILL ONLY REVIEW SUMMERSLAM THIS YEAR! 

also Taking in account i pay everytime i make a review in my local Caff, and the fact that Bank Holidays will deffer some results to Tuesday or my Tumblr page. Regardless, Dominant Wrestling will have a voice to those overseas!

In Regards to Tna, Galloway and Grado are the staples of this new Promotion. so it doesn't look good. I washed my Hands of that company at Christmas.

Good Luck to those Involved in June!

I look forward to Writing up your 1st Season!

PEACE!

ROYAL RUMBLE 2017: THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME

2017 has just started and it's already and catalyst of change.

A businessman of Immigrant Descent, who used Beauty Contests as a Immigrant Meat Market to meet women , who hates Other Immigrant who don't believe in a fictional Magic Baby, who insults the Disabled, Despite having a family history of Demetia, has being scorn in as ruler as the free world, and is being opposed at every turn. Britain is leaving the European Union, Only because the Bigots in that country thought "Leave" meant the Poles will leave.

At the same time in Ireland, Nothing will change. The Northern Government will reform and the uneasiness between Republican and Unionist will remain, and Edna Kenny, our Taoseach will be doing what every Irish leader does ON St Patricks Day when he meets Dump, Give him a pot of clover. and be the mewling Lap-Dog for the sake of Business not Pulling out.

So You would think that the wwe, will run with the times? To make it a place where you can leave Politics and Hatred at the door, to show the Americans and World that we can show you a number 1 contender of the Islamic Faith that is beloved by everyone? a company where everyone matters, a world wide company that will show change so the world can change with it?

NO WE HAVE SUPER-CENA VS BLANDY BORETON FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME AT MANIA!

But before that....

On the Preshow, the Six women tag between Alexa, Nattie, & Mickie vs Becky, Nikki and Naomi ended with Naomi getting the pin. Wait, WWE finally pushing Naomi for tittle contention?

Sorry, force of habit!
i meant to say...


Speaking Of Finally getting Pushed, The Club are your New Raw Tag Champions, after beating The Nosering and Brass Ring Connection!

And Sasha was massacred by Nia Jax! They had to carry off Sasha in a Sponge!

To the Show itself, A valiant Effort by Bayley, but it was Charlotte's use of the ring apron including the Natural Selection on the Apron that secured "THE PPV Queen" her 1st 2017 pay-per-view win.

I told you the wwe universal championship match didn't have Roman's odds in his favour, Braun Strowman attacked Roman for...reasons....and Owens took advantage.

Neville is your new Cruiserweight Champion. You see that @SkySports? A Brit has the Cruiserweight belt. That should be reason enough NOT TO CUT THE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCHES EVERY WEEK TO MAKE YOUR 2 HOUR RAW REPEAT!

And as i mentioned above, John Cena Is the 16 time champion of the world, in a great match against Aj Styles. Here's Hoping that Aj Styles is added to the Mix at Mania to stop the Stale match from getting Staler!

AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT!
#ENTRANT 1; BIG CASS (RAW)
#ENTRANT 2: CHRIS JERICHO (RAW)
After wasting time doing their Sthick! Cass's foldaway slam ushered number 3.
#entrant 3: KALISTO: (SD!)
A year removed from being us champion, Kalisto had being lost in the shuffle somewhat, but is still amazing to watch!
#ENTRANT 4: BLOJO RAWLEY (SD!)
IT'S TIME TO GET TRIPE!
#ENTRANT 5 AND 6 WERE JACK GALLAGHER AND MARK HUNGRY!...
which bring's up an interesting point, if a cruiser weight won the Rumble, who would he face? is 205 it's own brand or would he have face Owens! Not that it mattered as Gallagher and is brolley was eliminated 1st!
#ENTRANT 7: BIGGS MCLARGEHUGE! (RAW!)
Stro(ng)man tossed Blowjo, cass, Kalisto and Mark Hungry with ease.
#NUMBERS 8 AND 9 SAMI ZAYN AND WELLLLLLL, IT'S A BIG SHITE!
Despite hitting both finishers, Big show Eliminated
THE NUMBER 10 SPOT, WELL THE FANS WERE GOING TO HIJACK THIS SO THEY GAVE THEM WHAT WE WANT, TY DILLINGER IS IN THE RUMBLE! FOLLOWED BY OTHER MAN WHO PLEADED HIS CASE WITH THE FANS, 11 WAS ELSWORTH WHO NEEDED BY ENCOURAGED BY 12TH ENTRANT DEAN AMBROSE TO ACTUALLY FACE BRAUNY THE DINOSAUR WHO WAS TRICKED AND ELIMINATED!
Beautiful dropkick by Ty to Brick S. Hithouse!
#NUMBER 13: BORING SIDEBURNS!
Dillinger is Eliminated by Strowman, but runs into a Helluva Kick/ Clothesline Combo and Strowman is done.
#KOFI AND THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV ARE NEXT!
Kofi's stunt this year was saving himself by using the extra thick Hd Screen covered Ring Posts, It looks like Kofi may have suffered a rib Injury because of this stunt.
#NUMBER 16 IS LAMEARSE!
Irish curse and brogue kick from the Butt Kisser from Ballyfermot!
BIG E, AN INJURED RUSEV AND CESERO JOIN THE FRAY!
...The latter with Swings for everyone, but not as energetic as he usually does it! He's pulling double duty, cut him some slack!
20 WAS XAVIER WOODS FOLLOWED BY BRAY WYATT!
The Rip Off Final Deletion was teased and Xavier escaped a Sister Abigal.
#NUMBER 22: APOLLO CREWS (SD!)
Team effort dispatches the New day and Nose-Ring and Brass-Ring!
#entrant 23: RANDY ORTON (SD!)
RKO AND POWER-SLAM By Orton.
ENTRANT 24: DOLPH ZIGGLER (SD!)
Superkicks to everyone
Entrant 25: LUKE HARPER (SD!)
Crews is eliminated and this lead to a big shocker...Harper has turned Face against Wyatt!
ENTRANT 26: BORK! EAT SLEEP PHONE IT IN REPEAT!
Everyone is made to put over Bork!
ENTRANT 27 IS ENZO WHO WORKS HIMSELF UP! IT ENDS AS WELL AS YOU EXPECTED! CONDOLENCES TO THE AMORE FAMILY!
ENTRANT 28: OLDBERG WHO ELIMS LESNER!
ENTRANT 29: UNDERTAKER
Rusev, Corbin, Harper and Goldberg ALL SUCCUMB TO THE DARKSIDE
ENTRANT 30............BLOWMAN?
Errr.....Where is Finn Balor? No really Where IS Finn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYPJB90gXE

LAST ELIMINATIONS AS THE ROARS OF THIS BULLSHIT RING OUT!

• Sami
• Miz
• Undertaker by Reigns who rubs it in! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! VINCE HAS LISTENED! AND TURNED REIGNS HEEL!
• Jericho
• Wyatt
• Reigns

THE WINNER OF THE 2017 ROYAL RUMBLE: RANDY ORTON!
SO ORTON VS CENA IS POSSIBLE BUT THE 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH BETWEEN STYLES AND CENA MAYBE A SPANNER IN THE WORKS! RAW HAS TO MAKE A MATCH TO CROWN A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER  TONIGHT, THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN WAIT TIL MARCH TO FIX THIS!

Well, that's It!
Join me on my Tumblr page, that's enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com in 2 weeks time for Elimination chamber results! see you then!

Royal Rumble 2017Predictions( WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS!)

So now my Shortened Year Begins...I would like to hit 400 posts this year, but with the price of ppvs, the lack of any competing wrestling companies and despite the slew of theme months and food review i do this year, it seems unlikely.

But I'm getting ahead of myself! Let's focus here and now on the Royal Rumble

(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES LOSES TO-I MEAN VS JOHN CENA

...It could happen, if plans to put undertaker against styles fall through. Also thanks to the bane of the Smark, local advertising we know who is going to be the main event of Elimination Chamber in March.

(the following image is a *spoiler* if you don't want to know do not scroll down further!)

So with that said, we know that this if not over, we just don't know you will go into Milwaukee as WWE CHAMPION!

WWE BESTEST BELT IN THE WHOLE WIDE MOTHERLOVIN' UNIVERSE!
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS BLOWMAN REIGNS
(PER ORDER OF MICK FOLEY, CHRIS JERICHO WILL SUSPENDED INSIDE A SHARK CAGE!)

Ok Class, Knuckle down! Welcome to Mark-Baiting 101: If you book one side to have odds it's favour, then the opposing side will either a) win cleanly or b) find a way to cheat regardless!

MONEY ON: Since Reigns is such a lovable guy(!) he will probably shake the cage for "laughs" and provoke Jericho to throw a shoe or the list at him. to cause a dq and a rift against him and Kevin.

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE(C) VS BAYLEY
ROSES ARE RED, LILLIES ARE WHITE, WHO EVER WROTE THIS STORYLINE, IS A FUCKING GOBSHITE!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE

6 WOMAN TAG CONTAINING THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION
ALEXA/MICKIE/NATTIE VS BELLA-SKANK/BECKY NAOMI 

So Mickie James is back...


...And looking in fantastic shape despite giving birth only a year ago! We don't know why Naomi is here but we all know who's getting pinned. don't we?

Money on: Heels

THE IC, US AND PERHAPS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WILL BE ADDED TO THE 2017 ROYAL RUMBLE

CONFIRMED NAMES: 21

• Goldberg
• Brock Lesner
• Xavier Woods
• Big E
• Kofi Kingston
• Us champion Chris Jericho
• Baron Corbin
• Brawny Strongman
• The Undertaker
• IC champion Dean Ambrose
• THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
• Dolph Ziggler
• raw Tag champion Lame-Arse!
• raw tag champion Cesaro
• Bray Wyatt
• Blandy Boreton
• Luke Harper
• BIG SHITE!
• Big Cass
• Sami Zayn
• Rusev
• Mojo Rawley

From those 21 names we also know what Finn Balor will return on sunday. which means 8 surprise entries. But first the shortlist of possible winners.

Chris Jericho: As you know if they build some kind of disdain between owens and Jericho earlier that night, I don't see why know put Jericho against Owens on Mania

Finn Balor: Finn Getting a shot at the belt he never lost is also a great story they could run with.

Undertaker/Corbin/Strowman/ I lumped all three together because it's possible that one of the 2 latter will elim Taker. They seem to be building up both for something big on both brands could this be it?

Sami Zayn: Sami is butting heads with The Uh-Tority. But will it be enough of a push to the main event?

Dolph Ziggler: please wwe, either push Dolph or release him.

GOBSHITE FROM MTV!: This Guy will not FUCK OFF FROM THE MAIN EVENT SCENE ON SMACKDOWN! So i guess he's in with a shot!

SURPRISE ENTRANTS

• Balor (as discussed above!)
• Elsworth 
• Nakamura
• Samoa Joe
• Shaquelle O'neill to thwart big Shite!
• Nia Jax
• Shawn Michaels
• new signing
• other legend
• Superstar on Double Duty possibly Reigns.

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RICH SWANN VS NEVILLE
I THINK NEVILLE HAS THIS! I LIKE SWANN, BUT HE HASN'T PROVE HIMSELF WORTHY IN THE SHORT TIME HE HELD THE BELT
MONEY ON: NEVILLIAN!

PRESHOW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NOSERING/ BRASSRING CONNECTION (C) VS THE CLUB

Seriously, if the club does not will the belts, then they should pack their bags, go back to Japan and salvage some of their Credibility!
MONEY ON: THE CLUB:

PRESHOW WOMEN'S MATCH
NIA JAX VS SASHA BANKS
Look out Sasha, She's Not like Most Girls!...which means she is just like every other women walking the planet?
MONEY ON: SASHA, BUT INJURY IS AN X FACTOR!

Well that's it!
Join Me on Monday Morning with Full Results of the night before. also don't forget to follow me on Twitter at @realEnli

Peace!

THE FLIPPIES 2016

2016 WAS A BUMPER YEAR FOR WRESTLING!
On one side of the coin, We had spectacular comebacks, shocking debuts, and a Dream Match that only occurred when the improbable happened 12 months ago!...

Sadly, as WWE flourished, TNA Floundered, As wwe tilled new soil in China and U.A.E, Dixie bet the farm and lost! The sport gained new stars, Heaven gained a Shooting Star (RIP. KRIS TRAVIS), The Women's Belt became the match to watch, and role reversed with the Ic belt to become the Toilet Break!

Yes 2016 will fade away, but it should NOT classify itself as OBSOLETE!

MAUD'S FUNERAL (SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR)
CODY RHODES REACTION TO THE UNVEILING OF HIS FATHER'S STATUE!

Just look at this photo. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to feel sorry for the man!


(Honourable Mentions: the death of Kris Travis, Vader announcement of being terminally ill.)

And now an announcement-the match of the year has now being split into two new awards, named after marge's and homer's best episodes!

THE MARGE ON THE LAM AWARD FOR BEST FEMALE MATCH!
 BECKY LYNCH VS CHARLOTTE VS SASHA BANKS AT WRESTLEMANIA 32
RULES CHANGED, EYES OPENED!

Despite being on for 7 hrs this year, 2016's edition of the "Granddaddy of them all" was blase. however, The Triple Threat was a butterfly Effect for the rest of year, that Hurricane spawned from one small thing- the Commentators told not to call the female Superstars "Diva's" anymore! years after being unceremoniously carted out like cattle during a Kid rock concert, the Women were given time to have huge entrances that would rival those of Undertaker and Cena! This match set a precedent, one to which the other matches this year inspired to, but also because we no longer have to see the Butterfly belt ever again!
(Honourable Mentions: Alexa vs Becky, Asuka vs Mickie James)

HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSILE LAUNCH (EXIT OF THE YEAR)
THE DUDLEYZ: DO YOU KNOW WHO AI AMMMMM!!!???? ME AN' MAH BRODDAH DEEVON SHOULD BE HALLAH FAMAHS!
By telling Dixie to shove it! the Dudleyz came back for one final, but sadly brief, hurrah! You couls tell that all the teams who faced the legends held Bubba and Devon in the highest regard!
(Honourable Mentions; Lillian Garcia, Billy Corgan)

MY PLANET NEEDS ME! (GOOD RIDDANCE)
TNA: DELETED: OBSOLETE!
At time of typing, Tna has lost it's  British tv deal. 2017 has being an Absolute Massacre to TNA, It's dwindling talent pool, it's top stars jumping ship, A 7 MILLION DOLLAR DEBT, And unpaid contracts, I just got word that tapings will resume in the new year, with a new money mark benefactor, but all of these shows will continue the trend of mass recording that is currently driving tna to it's death!
((dis)Honourable Mentions: Adam Rose, Jerry Lawler, Eva Marie (for now!) Adriane Andrew)

MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION (FUNNIEST MOMENT)
KEVIN OWENS MOCKING ENZO AT SUMMERSLAM!
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIBb0-eR58

(HONOURABLE MENTION: THE LIST OF JERICHO-IT GOT OVER, MAAAAAN!)

WORST. EPISODE. EVER! (STUPIDEST THING OF THE YEAR!)
THE FINAL DELETION: HOW MUCH COKE, IS TOO MUCH COKE?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT AND THAT'S NO COMPLIMENT!

Shot in Hardy's Mansion Grounds in Cameron and Shot like a B-movie, the 1st of many coke-fueled romps in the North Carolina Backlands led to many "What-The-Fuck?" Moments, Jeff  meeting Matt's Drone, a hologram, a chase on Lawnmowers, a dangerous and irresponsible bump from a tree, fireworks and a finish involving an elderly garndener, Willow and Jeff buried Alive! The real Question is: how much of TNA'S meager Budget went into this?
((DIS) Honourable Mentions: Shane McMahon diving off the Cell for no good reason! the 6 day wait for British fans to see Slammerversary and Bound For Glory, Melendez vs Beauregard, Rebel vs Shelley Martinez, R-Turd's Pokemon Go Obsession, Breezango working a match Sunburnt! Miz being a No-Talent, Cheating Bastard Who Hides in his Hot Wife's Skirt! Mike Bennett BOOKED AS a No-talent, Cheating Bastard who hides in his hot wife's Skirt!)

THE BELLA AWARD FOR WORST FEMALE
REBEL (REQUIEM FOR A MEME!)
Goodbye to Rebel, The Cheerleader Drinking buddy to now former Tna Ring Announcer and Creative Member (Snigger!~) Christie Hemme, Hot Pants Enthusiast, and owner of a Loss-Win Ratio so Pathetic, it's lucky she has Looks to fall back on, Not to mention a Spear so Stiff you can catch Rigor Mortis from it! I'm Putting her here because of her 1 ever Recorded single win on PPV, one that Spawned my own Meme "Rebel Won A Match?" Now What do I  do with all these images?

Hey Patrick, Rebel Won A Match!


Hey Britney, Rebel Won a Match!

Hey Principal Brown, Rebel Won a Match!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14rzeK7wRHU
(DISHONOURABLE MENTIONS: REBY SKY, DANA BROOK, NIA JAX, MARIA)

THE POOCHIE AWARD FOR WORST MALE
JOSH MATTHEWS: PEOPLE PERSON!
My award for terrible Wrestling, politicking, or for just good old fashioned bile against wrestling fans in general, goes to Tna's head commentator, and self-appointed bull baiter, Josh Matthews. Somewhat knowing what we all know that Tna One Night Only PPVs Dont Matter, Matthews along with His Collegue The Pope or Jeremy Borash, would rather about comic books, their dinner, or argue with Pope about who sucks more, rather than, i don't know, CALLING THE MATCH!

The Unprofessional-ism doesn't stop there, a staffer on the tna twitter, believed to be Matthews would reply angrily to anyone bought up the lawsuits, debt, or underpaid talent, even lashing out at fans who tweet questions like " why do 90% of your wrestlers have beards and long hair?"

So Congratulations, Josh Matthews, we'd sooner follow a fake porn account that will hack our personal details, than follow you!

(DISHONOURABLE MENTIONS: Cena: (Of Course!) Bore-ton(NATURALLY!) GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (WHEN IS HE NOT IN THIS LIST?), Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, Kevin Dunn)

THE DISCO STU FOR BEST DEBUT AND THE HOMER FOR BEST MALE GOES TO...

AJ STYLES-PHENOMENAL IMPROBABILITY
If you want  a year to be noteworthy, then start at the begining, when the klaxon at the rumble rang for a third time, we were forced to look at Blowman Lames face as the crowd whipped itself into a fury! on Twitter, Aj Broke it in Ireland for 7 hours! Aj Styles wrestled like he always belonged (well, he gave up doing this backhand combo, because he broke Miz's Tooth, But when has GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Hit his mark properly?) now the man who was man who was made to lead tna against wwe, is now it's champion! and it wouldn't have happened without....

MOM THE VIGILANTE  AWARD (BEST MALE MATCH)
CENA VS STYLES 2 AT SUMMERSLAM
A 13 YEAR DREAM MATCH CAME THROUGH!
So the Original match was marred in controversy, WHO CARES! What anyone will and should remember is the rematch in Brooklyn, with no club at ringside, the worked up crowd was split down the middle! after all these years, despite being in the same company these 2 men were still opposing each other! the match was one of the best I've seen, I grew a little respect for Cena, but it was all about Styles, the Man who Exiled Cena, who sits on the top of the company he once tried to extinguish!