Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Royal Rumble 2017Predictions( WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS!)

So now my Shortened Year Begins...I would like to hit 400 posts this year, but with the price of ppvs, the lack of any competing wrestling companies and despite the slew of theme months and food review i do this year, it seems unlikely.

But I'm getting ahead of myself! Let's focus here and now on the Royal Rumble

(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES LOSES TO-I MEAN VS JOHN CENA

...It could happen, if plans to put undertaker against styles fall through. Also thanks to the bane of the Smark, local advertising we know who is going to be the main event of Elimination Chamber in March.

(the following image is a *spoiler* if you don't want to know do not scroll down further!)
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So with that said, we know that this if not over, we just don't know you will go into Milwaukee as WWE CHAMPION!

WWE BESTEST BELT IN THE WHOLE WIDE MOTHERLOVIN' UNIVERSE!
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS BLOWMAN REIGNS
(PER ORDER OF MICK FOLEY, CHRIS JERICHO WILL SUSPENDED INSIDE A SHARK CAGE!)

Ok Class, Knuckle down! Welcome to Mark-Baiting 101: If you book one side to have odds it's favour, then the opposing side will either a) win cleanly or b) find a way to cheat regardless!

MONEY ON: Since Reigns is such a lovable guy(!) he will probably shake the cage for "laughs" and provoke Jericho to throw a shoe or the list at him. to cause a dq and a rift against him and Kevin.

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE(C) VS BAYLEY
ROSES ARE RED, LILLIES ARE WHITE, WHO EVER WROTE THIS STORYLINE, IS A FUCKING GOBSHITE!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE

6 WOMAN TAG CONTAINING THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION
ALEXA/MICKIE/NATTIE VS BELLA-SKANK/BECKY NAOMI 

So Mickie James is back...

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...And looking in fantastic shape despite giving birth only a year ago! We don't know why Naomi is here but we all know who's getting pinned. don't we?
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Money on: Heels

THE IC, US AND PERHAPS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WILL BE ADDED TO THE 2017 ROYAL RUMBLE

CONFIRMED NAMES: 21

  • Goldberg
  • Brock Lesner
  • Xavier Woods
  • Big E
  • Kofi Kingston
  • Us champion Chris Jericho
  • Baron Corbin
  • Brawny Strongman
  • The Undertaker
  • IC champion Dean Ambrose
  • THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • raw Tag champion Lame-Arse!
  • raw tag champion Cesaro
  • Bray Wyatt
  • Blandy Boreton
  • Luke Harper
  • BIG SHITE!
  • Big Cass
  • Sami Zayn
  • Rusev
  • Mojo Rawley
From those 21 names we also know what Finn Balor will return on sunday. which means 8 surprise entries. But first the shortlist of possible winners.

Chris Jericho: As you know if they build some kind of disdain between owens and Jericho earlier that night, I don't see why know put Jericho against Owens on Mania

Finn Balor: Finn Getting a shot at the belt he never lost is also a great story they could run with.

Undertaker/Corbin/Strowman/ I lumped all three together because it's possible that one of the 2 latter will elim Taker. They seem to be building up both for something big on both brands could this be it?

Sami Zayn: Sami is butting heads with The Uh-Tority. But will it be enough of a push to the main event?

Dolph Ziggler: please wwe, either push Dolph or release him.

GOBSHITE FROM MTV!: This Guy will not FUCK OFF FROM THE MAIN EVENT SCENE ON SMACKDOWN! So i guess he's in with a shot!

SURPRISE ENTRANTS

  • Balor (as discussed above!)
  • Elsworth 
  • Nakamura
  • Samoa Joe
  • Shaquelle O'neill to thwart big Shite!
  • Nia Jax
  • Shawn Michaels
  • new signing
  • other legend
  • Superstar on Double Duty possibly Reigns.
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RICH SWANN VS NEVILLE
I THINK NEVILLE HAS THIS! I LIKE SWANN, BUT HE HASN'T PROVE HIMSELF WORTHY IN THE SHORT TIME HE HELD THE BELT
MONEY ON: NEVILLIAN!

PRESHOW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NOSERING/ BRASSRING CONNECTION (C) VS THE CLUB

Seriously, if the club does not will the belts, then they should pack their bags, go back to Japan and salvage some of their Credibility!
MONEY ON: THE CLUB:

PRESHOW WOMEN'S MATCH
NIA JAX VS SASHA BANKS
Look out Sasha, She's Not like Most Girls!...which means she is just like every other women walking the planet?
MONEY ON: SASHA, BUT INJURY IS AN X FACTOR!

Well that's it!
Join Me on Monday Morning with Full Results of the night before. also don't forget to follow me on Twitter at @realEnli

Peace!

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