2017 has just started and it's already and catalyst of change.
A businessman of Immigrant Descent, who used Beauty Contests as a Immigrant Meat Market to meet women , who hates Other Immigrant who don't believe in a fictional Magic Baby, who insults the Disabled, Despite having a family history of Demetia, has being scorn in as ruler as the free world, and is being opposed at every turn. Britain is leaving the European Union, Only because the Bigots in that country thought "Leave" meant the Poles will leave.
At the same time in Ireland, Nothing will change. The Northern Government will reform and the uneasiness between Republican and Unionist will remain, and Edna Kenny, our Taoseach will be doing what every Irish leader does ON St Patricks Day when he meets Dump, Give him a pot of clover. and be the mewling Lap-Dog for the sake of Business not Pulling out.
So You would think that the wwe, will run with the times? To make it a place where you can leave Politics and Hatred at the door, to show the Americans and World that we can show you a number 1 contender of the Islamic Faith that is beloved by everyone? a company where everyone matters, a world wide company that will show change so the world can change with it?
NO WE HAVE SUPER-CENA VS BLANDY BORETON FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME AT MANIA!
But before that....
On the Preshow, the Six women tag between Alexa, Nattie, & Mickie vs Becky, Nikki and Naomi ended with Naomi getting the pin. Wait, WWE finally pushing Naomi for tittle contention?
Sorry, force of habit!
i meant to say...
Speaking Of Finally getting Pushed, The Club are your New Raw Tag Champions, after beating The Nosering and Brass Ring Connection!
And Sasha was massacred by Nia Jax! They had to carry off Sasha in a Sponge!
To the Show itself, A valiant Effort by Bayley, but it was Charlotte's use of the ring apron including the Natural Selection on the Apron that secured "THE PPV Queen" her 1st 2017 pay-per-view win.
I told you the wwe universal championship match didn't have Roman's odds in his favour, Braun Strowman attacked Roman for...reasons....and Owens took advantage.
Neville is your new Cruiserweight Champion. You see that @SkySports? A Brit has the Cruiserweight belt. That should be reason enough NOT TO CUT THE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCHES EVERY WEEK TO MAKE YOUR 2 HOUR RAW REPEAT!
And as i mentioned above, John Cena Is the 16 time champion of the world, in a great match against Aj Styles. Here's Hoping that Aj Styles is added to the Mix at Mania to stop the Stale match from getting Staler!
AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT!
#ENTRANT 1; BIG CASS (RAW)
#ENTRANT 2: CHRIS JERICHO (RAW)
After wasting time doing their Sthick! Cass's foldaway slam ushered number 3.
#entrant 3: KALISTO: (SD!)
A year removed from being us champion, Kalisto had being lost in the shuffle somewhat, but is still amazing to watch!
#ENTRANT 4: BLOJO RAWLEY (SD!)
IT'S TIME TO GET TRIPE!
#ENTRANT 5 AND 6 WERE JACK GALLAGHER AND MARK HUNGRY!...
which bring's up an interesting point, if a cruiser weight won the Rumble, who would he face? is 205 it's own brand or would he have face Owens! Not that it mattered as Gallagher and is brolley was eliminated 1st!
#ENTRANT 7: BIGGS MCLARGEHUGE! (RAW!)
Stro(ng)man tossed Blowjo, cass, Kalisto and Mark Hungry with ease.
#NUMBERS 8 AND 9 SAMI ZAYN AND WELLLLLLL, IT'S A BIG SHITE!
Despite hitting both finishers, Big show Eliminated
THE NUMBER 10 SPOT, WELL THE FANS WERE GOING TO HIJACK THIS SO THEY GAVE THEM WHAT WE WANT, TY DILLINGER IS IN THE RUMBLE! FOLLOWED BY OTHER MAN WHO PLEADED HIS CASE WITH THE FANS, 11 WAS ELSWORTH WHO NEEDED BY ENCOURAGED BY 12TH ENTRANT DEAN AMBROSE TO ACTUALLY FACE BRAUNY THE DINOSAUR WHO WAS TRICKED AND ELIMINATED!
Beautiful dropkick by Ty to Brick S. Hithouse!
#NUMBER 13: BORING SIDEBURNS!
Dillinger is Eliminated by Strowman, but runs into a Helluva Kick/ Clothesline Combo and Strowman is done.
#KOFI AND THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV ARE NEXT!
Kofi's stunt this year was saving himself by using the extra thick Hd Screen covered Ring Posts, It looks like Kofi may have suffered a rib Injury because of this stunt.
#NUMBER 16 IS LAMEARSE!
Irish curse and brogue kick from the Butt Kisser from Ballyfermot!
BIG E, AN INJURED RUSEV AND CESERO JOIN THE FRAY!
...The latter with Swings for everyone, but not as energetic as he usually does it! He's pulling double duty, cut him some slack!
20 WAS XAVIER WOODS FOLLOWED BY BRAY WYATT!
The Rip Off Final Deletion was teased and Xavier escaped a Sister Abigal.
#NUMBER 22: APOLLO CREWS (SD!)
Team effort dispatches the New day and Nose-Ring and Brass-Ring!
#entrant 23: RANDY ORTON (SD!)
RKO AND POWER-SLAM By Orton.
ENTRANT 24: DOLPH ZIGGLER (SD!)
Superkicks to everyone
Entrant 25: LUKE HARPER (SD!)
Crews is eliminated and this lead to a big shocker...Harper has turned Face against Wyatt!
ENTRANT 26: BORK! EAT SLEEP PHONE IT IN REPEAT!
Everyone is made to put over Bork!
ENTRANT 27 IS ENZO WHO WORKS HIMSELF UP! IT ENDS AS WELL AS YOU EXPECTED! CONDOLENCES TO THE AMORE FAMILY!
ENTRANT 28: OLDBERG WHO ELIMS LESNER!
ENTRANT 29: UNDERTAKER
Rusev, Corbin, Harper and Goldberg ALL SUCCUMB TO THE DARKSIDE
ENTRANT 30............BLOWMAN?
Errr.....Where is Finn Balor? No really Where IS Finn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYPJB90gXE
LAST ELIMINATIONS AS THE ROARS OF THIS BULLSHIT RING OUT!
SO ORTON VS CENA IS POSSIBLE BUT THE 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH BETWEEN STYLES AND CENA MAYBE A SPANNER IN THE WORKS! RAW HAS TO MAKE A MATCH TO CROWN A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TONIGHT, THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN WAIT TIL MARCH TO FIX THIS!
Well, that's It!
Join me on my Tumblr page, that's enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com in 2 weeks time for Elimination chamber results! see you then!
A businessman of Immigrant Descent, who used Beauty Contests as a Immigrant Meat Market to meet women , who hates Other Immigrant who don't believe in a fictional Magic Baby, who insults the Disabled, Despite having a family history of Demetia, has being scorn in as ruler as the free world, and is being opposed at every turn. Britain is leaving the European Union, Only because the Bigots in that country thought "Leave" meant the Poles will leave.
At the same time in Ireland, Nothing will change. The Northern Government will reform and the uneasiness between Republican and Unionist will remain, and Edna Kenny, our Taoseach will be doing what every Irish leader does ON St Patricks Day when he meets Dump, Give him a pot of clover. and be the mewling Lap-Dog for the sake of Business not Pulling out.
So You would think that the wwe, will run with the times? To make it a place where you can leave Politics and Hatred at the door, to show the Americans and World that we can show you a number 1 contender of the Islamic Faith that is beloved by everyone? a company where everyone matters, a world wide company that will show change so the world can change with it?
NO WE HAVE SUPER-CENA VS BLANDY BORETON FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME AT MANIA!
But before that....
On the Preshow, the Six women tag between Alexa, Nattie, & Mickie vs Becky, Nikki and Naomi ended with Naomi getting the pin. Wait, WWE finally pushing Naomi for tittle contention?
Sorry, force of habit!
i meant to say...
Speaking Of Finally getting Pushed, The Club are your New Raw Tag Champions, after beating The Nosering and Brass Ring Connection!
And Sasha was massacred by Nia Jax! They had to carry off Sasha in a Sponge!
To the Show itself, A valiant Effort by Bayley, but it was Charlotte's use of the ring apron including the Natural Selection on the Apron that secured "THE PPV Queen" her 1st 2017 pay-per-view win.
I told you the wwe universal championship match didn't have Roman's odds in his favour, Braun Strowman attacked Roman for...reasons....and Owens took advantage.
Neville is your new Cruiserweight Champion. You see that @SkySports? A Brit has the Cruiserweight belt. That should be reason enough NOT TO CUT THE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCHES EVERY WEEK TO MAKE YOUR 2 HOUR RAW REPEAT!
And as i mentioned above, John Cena Is the 16 time champion of the world, in a great match against Aj Styles. Here's Hoping that Aj Styles is added to the Mix at Mania to stop the Stale match from getting Staler!
AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT!
#ENTRANT 1; BIG CASS (RAW)
#ENTRANT 2: CHRIS JERICHO (RAW)
After wasting time doing their Sthick! Cass's foldaway slam ushered number 3.
#entrant 3: KALISTO: (SD!)
A year removed from being us champion, Kalisto had being lost in the shuffle somewhat, but is still amazing to watch!
#ENTRANT 4: BLOJO RAWLEY (SD!)
IT'S TIME TO GET TRIPE!
#ENTRANT 5 AND 6 WERE JACK GALLAGHER AND MARK HUNGRY!...
which bring's up an interesting point, if a cruiser weight won the Rumble, who would he face? is 205 it's own brand or would he have face Owens! Not that it mattered as Gallagher and is brolley was eliminated 1st!
#ENTRANT 7: BIGGS MCLARGEHUGE! (RAW!)
Stro(ng)man tossed Blowjo, cass, Kalisto and Mark Hungry with ease.
#NUMBERS 8 AND 9 SAMI ZAYN AND WELLLLLLL, IT'S A BIG SHITE!
Despite hitting both finishers, Big show Eliminated
THE NUMBER 10 SPOT, WELL THE FANS WERE GOING TO HIJACK THIS SO THEY GAVE THEM WHAT WE WANT, TY DILLINGER IS IN THE RUMBLE! FOLLOWED BY OTHER MAN WHO PLEADED HIS CASE WITH THE FANS, 11 WAS ELSWORTH WHO NEEDED BY ENCOURAGED BY 12TH ENTRANT DEAN AMBROSE TO ACTUALLY FACE BRAUNY THE DINOSAUR WHO WAS TRICKED AND ELIMINATED!
Beautiful dropkick by Ty to Brick S. Hithouse!
#NUMBER 13: BORING SIDEBURNS!
Dillinger is Eliminated by Strowman, but runs into a Helluva Kick/ Clothesline Combo and Strowman is done.
#KOFI AND THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV ARE NEXT!
Kofi's stunt this year was saving himself by using the extra thick Hd Screen covered Ring Posts, It looks like Kofi may have suffered a rib Injury because of this stunt.
#NUMBER 16 IS LAMEARSE!
Irish curse and brogue kick from the Butt Kisser from Ballyfermot!
BIG E, AN INJURED RUSEV AND CESERO JOIN THE FRAY!
...The latter with Swings for everyone, but not as energetic as he usually does it! He's pulling double duty, cut him some slack!
20 WAS XAVIER WOODS FOLLOWED BY BRAY WYATT!
The Rip Off Final Deletion was teased and Xavier escaped a Sister Abigal.
#NUMBER 22: APOLLO CREWS (SD!)
Team effort dispatches the New day and Nose-Ring and Brass-Ring!
#entrant 23: RANDY ORTON (SD!)
RKO AND POWER-SLAM By Orton.
ENTRANT 24: DOLPH ZIGGLER (SD!)
Superkicks to everyone
Entrant 25: LUKE HARPER (SD!)
Crews is eliminated and this lead to a big shocker...Harper has turned Face against Wyatt!
ENTRANT 26: BORK! EAT SLEEP PHONE IT IN REPEAT!
Everyone is made to put over Bork!
ENTRANT 27 IS ENZO WHO WORKS HIMSELF UP! IT ENDS AS WELL AS YOU EXPECTED! CONDOLENCES TO THE AMORE FAMILY!
ENTRANT 28: OLDBERG WHO ELIMS LESNER!
ENTRANT 29: UNDERTAKER
Rusev, Corbin, Harper and Goldberg ALL SUCCUMB TO THE DARKSIDE
ENTRANT 30............BLOWMAN?
Errr.....Where is Finn Balor? No really Where IS Finn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYPJB90gXE
LAST ELIMINATIONS AS THE ROARS OF THIS BULLSHIT RING OUT!
- Sami
- Miz
- Undertaker by Reigns who rubs it in! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! VINCE HAS LISTENED! AND TURNED REIGNS HEEL!
- Jericho
- Wyatt
- Reigns
SO ORTON VS CENA IS POSSIBLE BUT THE 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH BETWEEN STYLES AND CENA MAYBE A SPANNER IN THE WORKS! RAW HAS TO MAKE A MATCH TO CROWN A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TONIGHT, THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN WAIT TIL MARCH TO FIX THIS!
Well, that's It!
Join me on my Tumblr page, that's enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com in 2 weeks time for Elimination chamber results! see you then!
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