Part 1
Wos week 4: Mad Maxted, Fury Chode
SATURDAY!
The Match between Kay Lee Ray and Bea Priestly ended in a DQ. Or would if the THE REF remembered how run ins work! Because of interference by Viper and Ayesha, all four will have a battle royal next week.
Ospreay and Kirby, match of the night! Fast paced and a main event anywhere in the world.
Grado and Bulldog Junior qualified for the last spot in the tag tournament, after Crater decimated his partner, Robbie X.
Finally, Justin Sysum defeated Joe Hendry and Nathan Cruz, who replaced Maxted, because Maxted is Shite! WE DON'T WANT MIZ 2.0 KILLING BRITISH WRESTLING BEFORE IT EVEN RESTARTED! Sysum is an unbelievable wrestler, he finished the match with a corkscrew dropkick!
ONE DAY LATER.....
PART 2-SUMMERSLAM 2018: SHOOKLYN
On the pre-show, last month Rusev was challenging for the wwe championship, now he's carrying his tapeworm of a wife to a loss against Almas and Zelina Vega!
Cedric Alexander retained the cruiserweight championship-Noone Cared, But I would Have! and B-team Retained against Revival, No-one Cared, but i would have! Also it was so important that Vince put the little men on the preshow, because as you will see, time was precious(!)
Also Joe told Renee, congratulations on being part of a "2 income relationship" again!
We are off to a good start on the main show, with IC champion Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins. That Inverted Suplex into the Falcon Arrow, that will be every video for 2018 in wrestling Highlights til the end of time! Rollins is your new champion!
The Bludgeons attacked New day with...and nearly broke!....their papier mache Hammers for a DQ!
Braun bet Kevin Owens in a minute....Because Vince hates Fat men!
Charlotte bet Becky Lynch and Carmella to become the women's champion! Afterwards, Becky turned Heel on Charlotte...OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE PLAN! Crowd wasn't to happy that Charlotte was added to this match that Becky worked so hard for! and boy howdy they popped when Becky clocked Charlotte!....VINCE IS GOING TO MAKE HER INTO THIS TO STOP PEOPLE CHEERING FOR HER, RIGHT?
The WWE Championship match was so slow and badly paced! and for added bad taste, Aj's wive and daughter were at ringside! Joe got disqualified after saying some shit to Aj's wife!
AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE!
I had Miz Winning this match, but i was kid of hoping, with the emotion, with the bile, with 8 years of resentment....You would have done better than that! THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE ME WRONG ABOUT THE MIZ! YOU COULD HAVE HAD HIM WIN CLEANLY BY MAKING BRYAN TAP, BUT INSTEAD MIZ WAS WANT HE ALWAYS IS, A CHEATING TALENTLESS BASTARD WHO CHEATS TO HIDE HIS LACK OF SKILL! YOU HAD THIS MATCH TO PROVE HE WAS AT EQUAL PEGGING TO BRYAN IN TERMS OF SKILL, AT THIS TIME AND WHAT DID YOU DO?
The demon king Balor bet Baron Corbin in less than 2 minutes. Remember it was important that the tag belt and cruiserweight belts was on the pre-show, because who would wants to pay to see matches with short people?
Wos week 4: Mad Maxted, Fury Chode
SATURDAY!
The Match between Kay Lee Ray and Bea Priestly ended in a DQ. Or would if the THE REF remembered how run ins work! Because of interference by Viper and Ayesha, all four will have a battle royal next week.
Ospreay and Kirby, match of the night! Fast paced and a main event anywhere in the world.
Grado and Bulldog Junior qualified for the last spot in the tag tournament, after Crater decimated his partner, Robbie X.
Finally, Justin Sysum defeated Joe Hendry and Nathan Cruz, who replaced Maxted, because Maxted is Shite! WE DON'T WANT MIZ 2.0 KILLING BRITISH WRESTLING BEFORE IT EVEN RESTARTED! Sysum is an unbelievable wrestler, he finished the match with a corkscrew dropkick!
ONE DAY LATER.....
PART 2-SUMMERSLAM 2018: SHOOKLYN
On the pre-show, last month Rusev was challenging for the wwe championship, now he's carrying his tapeworm of a wife to a loss against Almas and Zelina Vega!
Cedric Alexander retained the cruiserweight championship-Noone Cared, But I would Have! and B-team Retained against Revival, No-one Cared, but i would have! Also it was so important that Vince put the little men on the preshow, because as you will see, time was precious(!)
Also Joe told Renee, congratulations on being part of a "2 income relationship" again!
We are off to a good start on the main show, with IC champion Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins. That Inverted Suplex into the Falcon Arrow, that will be every video for 2018 in wrestling Highlights til the end of time! Rollins is your new champion!
The Bludgeons attacked New day with...and nearly broke!....their papier mache Hammers for a DQ!
Braun bet Kevin Owens in a minute....Because Vince hates Fat men!
Charlotte bet Becky Lynch and Carmella to become the women's champion! Afterwards, Becky turned Heel on Charlotte...OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE PLAN! Crowd wasn't to happy that Charlotte was added to this match that Becky worked so hard for! and boy howdy they popped when Becky clocked Charlotte!....VINCE IS GOING TO MAKE HER INTO THIS TO STOP PEOPLE CHEERING FOR HER, RIGHT?
The WWE Championship match was so slow and badly paced! and for added bad taste, Aj's wive and daughter were at ringside! Joe got disqualified after saying some shit to Aj's wife!
AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE!
I had Miz Winning this match, but i was kid of hoping, with the emotion, with the bile, with 8 years of resentment....You would have done better than that! THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE ME WRONG ABOUT THE MIZ! YOU COULD HAVE HAD HIM WIN CLEANLY BY MAKING BRYAN TAP, BUT INSTEAD MIZ WAS WANT HE ALWAYS IS, A CHEATING TALENTLESS BASTARD WHO CHEATS TO HIDE HIS LACK OF SKILL! YOU HAD THIS MATCH TO PROVE HE WAS AT EQUAL PEGGING TO BRYAN IN TERMS OF SKILL, AT THIS TIME AND WHAT DID YOU DO?
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| "YOU BLEW IT!" |
Jeff hardy was so Focused when got his face kicked in by Nakamura!
Speaking of less that 3 minutes, that's how long it took Ronda Rousey to win her 1st gold in wwe! This brings out Nattie, who was wearing the ring coat her late father wore when he won the tag titles at the 1990 summerslam and her Bella Skanks, with the Rumour Nikki Bella-skank will face Ronda at Evolution
And Finally, after 3 years! Raw has a day to day champion! Blowman Lames is now universal champion. Braun came out to tease a cash-in, but Brock took Braun out and threw the case up the entrance ramp! The distraction means Roman is your Champion, but for how long?
Well that's it!
Next week on WOS, WE will have 2 tag team tournament semi-finals and a 4 way, over the top rope battle royal for the Women's championship!
See you next week!
Well that's it!
Next week on WOS, WE will have 2 tag team tournament semi-finals and a 4 way, over the top rope battle royal for the Women's championship!
See you next week!
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