We open with the announcement that after being screwed out of the finish a fortnight ago, Justin Sysum will get a title shot on Rampage. we cut to Stu Bennett's office as former champion, Grado, pleads his case! Grado gets a match with Sha Samuels Provided he gets "SERIOUS"...And comes out with a suit and haircut that looks like Joseph Park has being put in a tumble dryer.
Grado beats Sha Samuels in a message to GM Bennett after discarding the suit to reveal the "real" Grado. what was funny about it was the entire finish was stem from a child putting the grado baseball cap back on Grado's head, either it was planned or the child doesn't like Grado!
Martin Kirby defeated Joe Hendry with a foot on the ropes. And before that the match was competitive and fun. Kirby made the mistake of getting on all fours and telling Hendry to Ride him (NO SNIGGERING IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS!) But Kirby was not made to look weak, since Hendry did not seem at times to have an answer for Kirby's more eccentric moves, like the Zoidberg Elbow or The Stop In The Name Of Love Enzirgiri!
Bt Gunn and Former ICW world champion Stevie Boy defeated CJ Banks and some Jobber! Seriously it was HG Drake last week, now it's Stevie Boy and this (reads notes) "Brad Slater" turning up? WHY EVEN HAVE ROSTER REVEALS ON TWITTER IF GUYS ARE JUST GONNA TURN UP!
I Must Apologize for last week's review when I said that Gabriel Kidd and Crater were going to have a Stretcher Match. It was a mistake due to the editing, one bugbear that has plagued the show since last week! I must add that i don't know if the editing has become less intrusive this week, or if i have come accustomed to it! Anyway Gabriel Kidd sold this beating from Crater like a trooper, who had to carted out on a stretcher, that's how you establish a Monster!
Finally, Despite being in matches and worse for wear, Sha Samuels and CJ Banks ensured a count out victory for their meal ticket, The British Champion, Rampage Brown!
Next week, another title defense for Rampage, Kay Lee Ray defends her Women's championship, the tag Tournament continues, and Will Ospreay takes on Martin Kirby, as Part of next week's DOUBLE FEATURE: TRANSATLANTIC PANIC As I review both WOSW AND Summerslam.
Now I'm off the newsagents to Get a few copies of The Metro! I need something to line the bottom of my birdcages! Until then,
PEACE! (UNLESS YOU ARE THAT CUCKWEASEL THAT COMPARED WWE PPVS TO BUYING PIZZA HUT WITH MONEY OFF VOUCHERS! WE GET IT WRESTLING IS LIKED BY MORE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE! I DON'T SEE ANY METRO REPORTERS GETTING IN THE RING TO DEFEND THEIR CASE, THE MIDDLE ENGLISH TWATS!)
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
Grado beats Sha Samuels in a message to GM Bennett after discarding the suit to reveal the "real" Grado. what was funny about it was the entire finish was stem from a child putting the grado baseball cap back on Grado's head, either it was planned or the child doesn't like Grado!
Martin Kirby defeated Joe Hendry with a foot on the ropes. And before that the match was competitive and fun. Kirby made the mistake of getting on all fours and telling Hendry to Ride him (NO SNIGGERING IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS!) But Kirby was not made to look weak, since Hendry did not seem at times to have an answer for Kirby's more eccentric moves, like the Zoidberg Elbow or The Stop In The Name Of Love Enzirgiri!
Bt Gunn and Former ICW world champion Stevie Boy defeated CJ Banks and some Jobber! Seriously it was HG Drake last week, now it's Stevie Boy and this (reads notes) "Brad Slater" turning up? WHY EVEN HAVE ROSTER REVEALS ON TWITTER IF GUYS ARE JUST GONNA TURN UP!
I Must Apologize for last week's review when I said that Gabriel Kidd and Crater were going to have a Stretcher Match. It was a mistake due to the editing, one bugbear that has plagued the show since last week! I must add that i don't know if the editing has become less intrusive this week, or if i have come accustomed to it! Anyway Gabriel Kidd sold this beating from Crater like a trooper, who had to carted out on a stretcher, that's how you establish a Monster!
Finally, Despite being in matches and worse for wear, Sha Samuels and CJ Banks ensured a count out victory for their meal ticket, The British Champion, Rampage Brown!
Next week, another title defense for Rampage, Kay Lee Ray defends her Women's championship, the tag Tournament continues, and Will Ospreay takes on Martin Kirby, as Part of next week's DOUBLE FEATURE: TRANSATLANTIC PANIC As I review both WOSW AND Summerslam.
Now I'm off the newsagents to Get a few copies of The Metro! I need something to line the bottom of my birdcages! Until then,
PEACE! (UNLESS YOU ARE THAT CUCKWEASEL THAT COMPARED WWE PPVS TO BUYING PIZZA HUT WITH MONEY OFF VOUCHERS! WE GET IT WRESTLING IS LIKED BY MORE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE! I DON'T SEE ANY METRO REPORTERS GETTING IN THE RING TO DEFEND THEIR CASE, THE MIDDLE ENGLISH TWATS!)
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
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