Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Summerslam 2018 Predictions

In Memory of Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, who died on Monday.

Due to reviewing Both World of Sport and Summerslam this weekend you can be able to find Summerslam 2018 results under the name "Transatlantic Panic!" On Monday.

ALL MATCHES ARE IN TITLE IMPORTANCE!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMOA JOE VS AJ STYLES
So this Unbearable Heatwave made me sleep through raw but awake enough to watch smackdown, and I saw that "Wive's Letter" Promo that Joe Did! If comes to the fact that an actress posing as "Wendy Styles" comes out to help Joe, it would destroy the credibility of the only match that won't piss people off! and if they are hiring actresses that worked before with Aj Styles...
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DON'T HIRE THIS WOMAN!
MONEY ON: JOE (CLEANLY OR NOT IS UP FOR DEBATE OR TASTE!)

WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BORK LASER (C) VS BLOWMAN LAMES
OH, You want me to take this Seriously? I WILL TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, WHENEVER RAW CREATIVE TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY! I HOPE THE CHANTS FOR " WE WANT BRAUN!" ARE SO LOUD, THAT THEY CANNOT BE EDITED!
MONEY ON: Reigns, only for Braun to cash in!

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY
Given the events of the last few days, I doubt Nattie will turn up on Sunday. And if she does or Doesn't, Please respect her wishes for her mourn in her own way.
With that said, Nattie not being at ringside is not a real factor! This is a long time coming!
MONEY ON: ROUSEY

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CARMELLA (C) VS BECKY LYNCH VS CHARLOTTE
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE CARMELLA HAS HOME STATE ADVANTAGE!
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MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE TO TURN HEEL! PEOPLE WILL EXPECT BECKY TO TURN HEEL, BUT CHARLOTTE'S PERSONALITY AS A FACE IS AS FLAT AS HER ARSE IN THAT NUDE PHOTOSHOOT!

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DOLPH ZIGGLER (C) W/DREW MACINTYRE VS SETH ROLLINS W/DEAN AMBROSE!
I at least can expect a good match from this storyline. but I can't shake the feeling that Ambrose's new look means a heel turn!
MONEY ON: MY SMARKY SENSE IS TINGLING! AMBROSE TO TURN ON SETH, DOLPH RETAINS!

WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA(C) VS JEFF HARDY
JUST REMEMBER HOW FOCUSED JEFF IS WHEN SHIN KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!
MONEY ON: SHIN, WITH HELP FROM ORTON!

THE "FUCK YOU FOR GETTING OVER MORE THAN OUR UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!" PRESHOW!
WWE RAW TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP,
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
MIXED TAG
I would go into more detail, but why would I? The subtitle says it all!

FINALS OF THE SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN TOURNEY
BLUDGEON BROTHERS (C) VS NEW DAY
One would have to assume that New day will win. The Bludgeons haven't really done ANYTHING as Champions. Last night the champions bet up Jobbers! JOBBERS!

MATCH FOR THE MITB BRIEFCASE
BRAUN STROWNMAN(RECIPIENT) VS KEVIN OWENS
IF BRAUN LOSES BY ANY MEANS, HE LOSES THE BRIEFCASE
...which means he will win outright, because only Dixie Carter would book a legit firing in a match!
But what if Kevin Owens does win? and cashes in later? THAT WOULD BE A BIGGER FUCK YOU TO SENILE VINCE, SINCE VINCE HAS BEING HARPING ON TO KEVIN OWENS TO LOSE WEIGHT, WHILE VINCE'S BITCH BOY CAN'T SLAM ANYONE WITHOUT GOING INTO SHOCK!
MONEY ON: AS TEMPTING AS TWISTING THE KNIFE INTO VINCE'S BOOKING WOULD BE, STROWMAN!

FINN BALOR VS BALDY COR-BLAND!

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YEP!
MONEY ON: BALOR!

AND FINALLY
MIZ VS DANIEL BRYAN
This match will be emotional and personal, It will be to make up for the fact that it took a decade for miz to be...halfway decent!
MONEY ON: MIZ! THERE WILL BE A TEAM BRYAN VS TEAM MIZ AT SURVIVOR SERIES!

WELL THAT'S IT!

The Transantlantic Panic Event containing results from week 4 of WOS and Summerslam will be up sometime after 11am British Summer Time! Code Lyoko Series 2 reviews will start next Wednesday on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie

See you all next week!

PEACE!









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