WORLD OF SPORT WEEK 9: PENULTIMATE WARRIOR

We have only 2 matches this week, and I  would love to say Quality over Quantity, But No....NOT HAPPENING!

1st Match was The women's championship between Kaylee Ray and Viper. This was a beautiful back and forth match, Unfortunately, Once again, the air-time has being moved to 2pm and it was edited even more that it was a week ago in it's 4pm timeslot. and before you say it's the channels discretion on what gets shown or not! Let me tell you what Itv shows on 2pm on Saturday at any other week: CRIME DRAMAS! Some of them even have Adult themes, blood and swearing at lunchtime! Oh But a wrestler selling a chop like it really hurts more than it does? NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, CENSOR THAT SHIT! Kaylee ray retains with a Gorey Bomb!

Last week I Called the main event a Reserve Battle Royale, It's not....IT'S SOMETHING EVEN MORE CONVULTED!

RULES TO THE BUZZER BATTLE ROYALE

• The match will start as a 1 on 1 match.
• However, at any given time, Stu Bennett will press a buzzer at ringside to add 2 more men to the match and the match will become a tag elimination match. Eliminations by pinfall, submission, countout, dq, or injury.
• Odd Numbers team with Odd Numbers, Even numbers team with even numbers.
• When there a 8 men left, this match become an over-the-top-rope battle Royale
• Winner gets a title shot at Rampage at the Season finale Next week!
• DID RUSSO BOOK THIS?

LIST OF ENTRANTS
#1: Robbie X
#2 Kip Sabian
#3 Stevie boy
#4 BT Gunn

Gunn and Stevie Boy are a tag team, they are on separate sides tonight!
#5 Liam Slater
#6 Iestyn Rees

How convenient(!) that the tag champions are drawn on the same team. The tag champions take out Stevie Boy with the Doomsday Device,....And make Gunn Pin his partner! Gunn Refuses so Sabian Pins Stevie as Iestyn Whoops some sense out of Gunn!
STEVIE BOY IS ELIMINATED!
#7 Grado
#8 Sha Samuels
After a great showing the heels rush Grado as Bennett refuses to press the button. Val does as she gives Bennett a piece of her mind on commentary
#9 Bulldog Junior
#10 CJ BANKS

RK-GRADO! to Banks tags to Bulldog, Bulldog and Grado have lost it with the tag champions, ending with a ringside brawl that takes out Head Referee Steve Linski, and HE IS PISSED OFF!
GRADO, IESTYN REES, KIP SABIAN, AND BULLDOG JUNIOR ARE DISQUALIFIED!

#11 GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND
#12 NATHAN CRUZ (WHO LOST A LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH)

AND THAT'S WHY I SAID THIS SHOW BOOKS MATCHES THAT HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES! CASE IN POINT, JUSTIN SYSUM, WHO HAD TO FIGHT FOR A TITLE SHOT SINCE WEEK 2 AND HASN'T USED IT YET IS ENTERED FOR A MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT, IS NUMBER 14, NUMBER 13 IS CRATER, WHO IS STILL MASKED DESPITE LOSING A  MASK VS MASK MATCH LAST WEEK! AND THEN BARRETT PRESSES THE BUZZER AGAIN FOR A BIG SURPRISE!

ENTRANT 15: Gabriel Kidd
ENTRANT 16: IMPACT WRESTLING'S MOOSE!

And with Noone explaining who Moose is to the people who don't have sky channels, The match breaks down, in the chaos, Cruz eliminated Robbie x with a Rope Assisted Lungblower!
ROBBIE X IS ELIMINATED!
Cruz tags in Crater and throws Slater into the ring to feed Crater.
SLATER IS NOW ELIMINATED. THE MATCH NOW CONCLUDES AS A BATTLE ROYAL

OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1: Kidd
2: Cruz
3: Maxted
4:Samuels
5:Banks
6:Moose
7:Crater
WINNER AND (STILL!) NUMBER ONE CONTENDER: JUSTIN SYSUM!

NEXT WEEK THE FINALE, AFTER 9 WEEKS OF PROTECTION AND RED TAPE, JUSTIN SYSUM FACES STU BENNETT'S CHOSEN ONE, RAMPAGE BROWN. AND AFTER A 4-WAY DQ. GRADO AND BULLDOG JNR WILL FACE THE TAG CHAMPIONS IESTYN REES AND KIP SABIAN FOR THE BELTS.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WHEN FOR NOW WOS WILL "BREXIT STAGE LEFT!"

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 8: INSERT FUNNY SUBTITLE HERE!

Was there something important last night?

NAAAAAHHHHH!

Week 8 of 11 Saturdays before I hang up my hat til 2019! I can still be found at my tumblr page from October 13th, at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

We open with GM Stu Bennett telling us he has a special announcement on the main event for next week!

In a match where 2 of WOS' most powerful women collided it was Viper who toppled Ayesha, with ease, in fact the 1st 3 minutes was all Viper! But in the end Viper hooked the "London Amazon" with a Minchinouku Driver for the win and to become Kay Lee Ray's contender next week!

This weekend Savour in the knowledge that there was at least one Mixed Tag Match that wasn't Bollocks! As 2 real life couples (like that never went south in the grand scheme of things!) Kay Lee Ray and Stevie Boy faced Bea Priestly and Kay Lee Ray....and out came the editors! Kaylee did a move of some sort in the ropes, but i didn't know what because of Censors! still it was a great a match and it made history as WOS' first mixed tag! the Women Suplexing the opponent's male partners at the same time was a pop-worthy moment!

Match 3 is why the Wrestlers may be told not to sell anymore, as a chop, a simple Flair Chop, that Bulldog sold with an anguished face, caused it to be censored! Still Bulldog Junior had a good back and forth with tag champion Iestyn Rees! Lots of power from the 2 powerhouses and Made Iestyn a dark horse for the British title picture in my eyes!

Robbie x unmasked Crater...who quickly covered up with a second mask after...in a mask vs mask match, which meant the match had no consequence, and Barrett revealed his announcement for episode 9...a "NEW KIND OF MATCH" (!)...For the number one contendership....AND THAT'S WHAT I AM ON ABOUT WITH MATCHES HAVING NO CONSEQUENCES! Justin Sysum is the Number one contender and he hasn't had his match yet!...AND NOW THERE IS A REVERSE BATTLE ROYALE PITTING THE ENTIRE MALE ROSTER, INCLUDING SYSUM, BUT EXCLUDING THE CHAMPION RAMPAGE, FOR A MATCH HE WAS PUT THROUGH HOOPS FOR SINCE EPISODE 2! WHAT THE HELL?

ANYWAY!
WATCH ME UNRAVEL THIS WOOLLY MESS NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE THE WORST GIMMICK MATCH EVER DEVISED AND VIPER SINKS HER TEETH INTO THE TITLE PICTURE NEXT WEEK FOR WEEK 9: PENULTIMATE WARRIOR!

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 7: ULTIMATE LADDER MATCH, ULTIMATELY EDITED!

It's week 7 and it was SUCKY for some!

Let's first Talk about the Ultimate Loser Leave Town Ladder Match, Not only because it was the 1st match, But Because on how it was booked! First the competitors, Had you did this with Rampage Brown and Justin Sysum or Bulldog for the title it would have made sense! It would also have made more sense to have a Super-over face (Grado) lose and illicit a response by putting over a nigh unstoppable heel (Crater!) Instead to made a match that rare, that it is put out when feuds get too emotional...and you waste it on a broke up tag-team noone cared about?

1st of all Nathan Cruz is a great wrestler, but he was presented as a low level guy. Adam Maxted is a Gobshite From Love Island, who is only getting a push because people know him as being a GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND! Yep Maxted won this match, also can someone teach Adam Maxted to do a move that is Not a Dropkick? Not that you could see any move involving the ladder in anyway, because they edited in crowd shots to ruin any pacing!

The Fourway between Robbie X, Gabriel Kidd, Liam Slater and Crater ended in a No contest after the 3 cruiserweights bundled onto the Superheavyweight. And that's why you should never book a Onefall multi-man match!

Grado and Martin Kirby...i have to give it to them...WORST MATCH IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES! The secret to the contents of Grado's Bumbag was revealed by Kirby...a single toothbrush that he then scrubbed his armpits in and tried to force into Grado's mouth!

This existed....this....THIS WAS A THING.....THIS WAS A THING FILMED  AND BROADCAST ON NATIONAL TV!

After Kirby got a taste of his own medicine...and armpits!...He rolled up Grado for the 1, 2,3!

And finally Justin Sysum and Joe Hendry Put the Rampage Gang on Notice by Defeating Rampage Brown and Sha Samuels. With 3 episodes, left Sysum's title shot is looming over Stu Bennett's chosen champion, Rampage....BUT IT WON'T BE NEXT WEEK!

NEXT WEEK...WOS goes to the Dogs as Bulldog Junior faces "Alpha Male" Iysten Rees, and even the Women's Division will be as hard hitting, as Viper faces Ayesha. and for the 1st time in WOS history, we have a Mixed Tag between Will Ospreay and Bea Priestly vs Stevie Boy and Kay Lee Ray!  

Doritos Collisions Review

So Despite being World cup and Commonwealth Games year, Cadbury's hasn't come out with any new flavours. We still, however have a last taste test for 2018,

Last time we had Crisps with 2 flavours, now it's 2 flavoured crisps in one bag, with it's collisions line. We try each flavour separately and as is the whole idea....

Take 2 crisps of 2 flavours, and eat'em in one go!

HABERNO CHILLI AND GUACAMOLE
Package: Red and Green
Calorie Count: 645 in a 30g Serving
Habernero;Dry slow burn that will leave you coughing
Guacamole: Fragrant Crisp with nice texture. Tastes like a homemade Guac. Luxurious, creamy with a hint of tomatoes
Together: The heat of Habernero Rises to the challenge of the Alkaline Guacamole. Since Doritos are not uniform in size, One Flavour surpasses the other. Only on the rare occasions you get two same sized chips, both flavours complement each other!

HONEY GLAZED RIBS AND LEMON BLAST 
Package: Black and Yellow
Calories Count: 643 in a 30g serving
Honey Glazed Ribs: Bold ribs with Sickly sweet Honey sauce with black pepper saving me from a cavity!
Lemon Blast: If Someone's idea was to take Plain crisps and Drown them in Lemon juice, I WOULD FIRE THAT PERSON'S ASS! HOWEVER!...
Together: As stupid as a lemon juice crisp tastes and sounds, A sweet and bitter combo works. I am on my second bag as I type this!

Winter Schedule 2018: the remaining 11 weekends of wrestling, the 400th post and more!

Hello everyone! Eamonn here with a new seasonal schedule! This year has being the busiest i have had, with 5starwrestling exploding and imploding in the start of the year, Impact giving uk fans the shaft despite having great shows at stupid airing times or NOT AIRED IN BRITAIN, AT ALL!, legal streamers finally letting me watch nxt and 205 just recently, All In being a glorious middle finger to both Senile Vince and No Cred Ed, and all the bi-monthly ppv goodness i can afford!

But as you read from the title, a milestone is almost upon us, my 400th Post!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• Tomorrow-Doritos Collisions
• Every Monday til October 1st -Wos Wrestling review
• October 8th-Super Showdown

and that's it! Any other reviews until my 400th-which will be the Royal Rumble will be allocated to my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
Over on Bogger Box Office my fictional Self's life is all messed up! He is in charge of a city made of stolen Planet pieces, His arm is all cursed and is turned into a paranoid, hedonistic mess, Then comes a Terrorist Attack from a former Friend...

• October: Halloween Special: Grown Ups 2
• November: Monster High: electrified
• December: XMAS SPECIAL: My Little Pony the Movie (2017)

WHEN IS THE NEXT HISTORY OF POWER RANGERS? I MEAN, WHEN IS THE NEXT CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST NOW?
The next batch will be January, Since the Royal Rumble is on the last Sunday of that month!

Thank you for your Continued Support. The Reviews will be few and far between considering the holiday season and me being economical with my reviews. But it will only mean that 400th will be something to remember than say wasting a milestone on a post such as this!

I will be back tomorrow with my Doritos Review, until then...

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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WOS WRESTLING WEEK 6: UPHILL BATTLE

6 Weeks in and what i feared will happen, did! This week Simon Cowell's search for next year's 5 Minute Celebrity, all shows were put back by an hour. This meant the wrestling was now in the Pre-news Primetime slot of 5:30, but the Weekend Daytime Graveyard that is 4:30...

Despite that, this week's show was Brilliant despite the decreasing ratings!

We started in Thunderous Fashion with Bulldog Jnr. challenging Rampage for this British championship. Despite overpowering the Champ, The numbers game was too much for the Canadian. after the match The rampage gang attacked Smith until Justin Sysum ran in. GM Stu Bennett made a handicap match to punish Sysum, by making him face the rest of the Rampage Gang, and if he beats them he gets a title shot.

Submission match was a absolute treat! Martin Kirby came out with a sling and a sicknote "from his mum", claiming he twisted his hamstring whilst "styling his hair!" For those who don't get the joke...

and he also had Man-Flu....

So Hendry was not having none of that! Despite Kirby not being a submission wrestler, he gave Hendry as good as got, he even copied Hendry's own Hendry-Lock, which in the end was his own undoing after Hendry countered into the original!

If there was any doubt that wos would put the tag belt on an idiot who lost a belt in his last place of employ (AND I DOUBT ADAM MAXTED WILL EVER READ THIS, BUT YEAH, YOU SHOULD NEVER LIVE DOWN THE FACT YOU LOST/FORGOT TO BRING A TITLE BELT YOU HELD!) , Iestyn Rees and Kip Sabian, one of 2 only teams with collusion and a tag finish in this tourney, deservedly won over Nathan Cruz who had a sore back carrying about 18 stone of GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND! Cruz turned on Maxted, so Maxted becoming wos' own John Cena confirmed....

Finally, Sysum Defeated CJ Banks and Sha Samuels despite Rampage making himself known, Sysum's acumen shone out with a Outside Inside Flying spear and a 450 splash finish.

Next week: Crater eats 3 jobbers, Martin Kirby uncovers what's in Grado's Bumbag and we have Maxted and Cruz settle everything with an Loser Leaves WOS Ultimate Ladder Match....more on this booking next week!

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