Monday, September 3, 2018

WOS WRESTLING WEEK 6: UPHILL BATTLE

6 Weeks in and what i feared will happen, did! This week Simon Cowell's search for next year's 5 Minute Celebrity, all shows were put back by an hour. This meant the wrestling was now in the Pre-news Primetime slot of 5:30, but the Weekend Daytime Graveyard that is 4:30...

Despite that, this week's show was Brilliant despite the decreasing ratings!

We started in Thunderous Fashion with Bulldog Jnr. challenging Rampage for this British championship. Despite overpowering the Champ, The numbers game was too much for the Canadian. after the match The rampage gang attacked Smith until Justin Sysum ran in. GM Stu Bennett made a handicap match to punish Sysum, by making him face the rest of the Rampage Gang, and if he beats them he gets a title shot.

Submission match was a absolute treat! Martin Kirby came out with a sling and a sicknote "from his mum", claiming he twisted his hamstring whilst "styling his hair!" For those who don't get the joke...
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and he also had Man-Flu....
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So Hendry was not having none of that! Despite Kirby not being a submission wrestler, he gave Hendry as good as got, he even copied Hendry's own Hendry-Lock, which in the end was his own undoing after Hendry countered into the original!

If there was any doubt that wos would put the tag belt on an idiot who lost a belt in his last place of employ (AND I DOUBT ADAM MAXTED WILL EVER READ THIS, BUT YEAH, YOU SHOULD NEVER LIVE DOWN THE FACT YOU LOST/FORGOT TO BRING A TITLE BELT YOU HELD!) , Iestyn Rees and Kip Sabian, one of 2 only teams with collusion and a tag finish in this tourney, deservedly won over Nathan Cruz who had a sore back carrying about 18 stone of GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND! Cruz turned on Maxted, so Maxted becoming wos' own John Cena confirmed....
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Finally, Sysum Defeated CJ Banks and Sha Samuels despite Rampage making himself known, Sysum's acumen shone out with a Outside Inside Flying spear and a 450 splash finish.

Next week: Crater eats 3 jobbers, Martin Kirby uncovers what's in Grado's Bumbag and we have Maxted and Cruz settle everything with an Loser Leaves WOS Ultimate Ladder Match....more on this booking next week!

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