Bound for glory quickie and Hell in a cell review

 Welcome to the last wrestling post of 2020, currently being done over 23 hours. With all that has gone on this year, the surprise announcement that tna ppvs are free in Britain again, mean as you read post number 445, that the 500 post will be a thing in either 2021 or 22!

Quick rundown of bfg!

Deaners bet the Rascals on the preshow. Once again I will state the " that 70s show gimmick of the Rascals ruined Desmond Xavier.

6-way Scramble was a clusterfuck, Rohit Raju retains x-division belt.

Rhino was the first to come and the last to go in the Call Your Shot Gauntlet, earning a title shot of his choice, but also giving Heath a job, while saving his own.

Cinematic match between Moose and Ethan Midcarder was the shits, but it shows that it was Ec3 who is Radicalizing THE GROUP WE CALL RAWTIFA! It was all a lesson for Moose to take wrestling seriously and not as a second paycheck after NFL, so moose won...I guess?

Eddie vs Shamrock was a great match...until Dumi Calahan ruined it with his hacker blackout gimmick, and on distraction shamrock won 

Best match of this morning, the fourway tag match, Shelley was taken out by Josh Alexander, and Sabin had to go it alone!

But it was too much for him, and outnumbered by 3 full teams, the North regained their titles!

Su Yung and Rich Swann are Husband and Wife Champions, long before Mr and Mrs Sameface had a look in! Su replaced Kylie Rae to beat Deonna Purazzo and Swan bet Eric Young in a tetonic paced anticlimatic match!

So that was Bfg when you read this later it will be from me on Monday morning!

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23 hours later and I'm back with last night's Wwe Hell in A Cell. So let's get down to it!

The bizzare choice to open with the Wwe Universal champion match was a blessing in disguise given what will happen later on.

Roman Retained against Jey Uso, which was expected, but the brutality involved and the pluckiness of the Challenger, was some of the best heel and face work I've seen in a long time. When Jey passed out, the ref tries to stop the match, this sends Roman to take out the ref and have officials storm the ring. Finish was Jimmy put in the Guillotine in front of Hey, who quits to save his brother, as Afa and Roman's father Sika approves all this. A Strong opening...too bad the 3 cell matches where the 3 slices of bread of a Double Decker Shit Sandwich!

Elias returns and also his Jobber to the Stars Status, being beaten by Jeff Hardy.

Even Stevie Wonder in a Dark room at night, saw the betrayal of Otis by Tucker a mile off! As if 2020 wasn't bad enough, we may have GOBSHITE FROM MTV! as champion again, thanks Vince! 

The second cell match was the women's title bout, and the offence was innovative. I never seen moves like those in the cell and possibly never from anyone else. Sasha wins, earning her Grand Slam.

Next was the open challenge that the Hurt Business made on the preshow. But the stakes we're higher they chose Bobby Lashley, the U.S champion, so it's now a title match so they chose Retribution's weak link, the masked midget, Slap-Nuts...I mean....Slapjack! This was a squash pure a simple!

Finally a big brutal brawl to end it all as Randy Orton put the end to Drew McIntyre's breakout title run! It ended on the roof and they brawled a bit there but the finish was the rko on Terra firma. Randy Orton is tied for second for the most title reigns ever!

So that 2020...and it can kiss my ass!

Enlightened towers is now closed til 2021. You can still see my handiwork on boggerboxoffice where I tear through bad films, or just keep in the loop by following me on Twitter @RealEnli

So until January 6th....

This is Eamonn Bermingham telling you to keep on keeping on, be good to each other, and WEAR YOUR GODDAHM MASKS!

WWE DRAFT 2020

 RAW ROSTER FOR 2020/21

WWE CHAMPION: DREW MACINTYRE

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: ASUKA

WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPION: BOBBY LASHLEY

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE NEW DAY*

WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS: BASZLER AND JAX

24/7 CHAMPION: R-TRUTH

• Shelton Benjamin
• MVP
• Cedric Alexander
• AJ Styles
• Ricochet
• GOBSHITE FROM MTV
• John Morrison
• Angel Garza
• Humberto Carillo
• Drew Gulak
• Tucker
• "The Fiend"/Bray Wyatt
• Randy Orton
• Braun Strowman
• Matt Riddle
• Jeff Hardy
• THE GROUP WE CALL RAWTIFA!
• Keith Lee
• Elias
• Sheamus
• Dabba-Kato
• Titus O'Neill
• Akira Towaza
• Riddick Loss
• Arturo Ruas

WOMEN'S DIVISION

• Naomi
• Mandy Rose
• Dana Brooke
• Charlotte Flair
• Alexa Bliss
• Lacey Evans
• Nikki Cross
• Peyton Royce
• THE TAPEWORM!-THAT'S LANA IF YOU ARE NEW HERE!

SMACKDOWN

UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: ROMAN REIGNS W/PAUL HEYMAN

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION: BAYLEY

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: SAMI ZAYN

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE STREET PROFITS*

MONEY IN THE BANK HOLDER: OTIS

*(prior to the draft The New day were smackdown champions and Street Profits were Raw tag champions. A Tradeover ceremony was conducted by Road Agent Adam Pierce On Raw Last night!)

• Jey Uso
• Rey Mysterio
• Dominik Mysterio
• BIG E
• Murphy
• Kalisto
• Daniel Bryan
• Kevin Owens
• Lars Sullivan
• King Corbin
• Shinsuke Nakamura
• Cesaro
• ROODE-DOLPH THE MISFIT TAG TEAM!
• Apollo Crews
• Aleister Black

WOMANS DIVISION

• Bianca Bel-Air
• Carmella
• Nattie
• Ruby Riott
• Liv Morgan

SO FOR SOME OF THE STORYLINES IT'S SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY! AND YES IN A TIMELINE WHERE LANA CAN DO #HerNameBackwards to get what a title shot, Raw has a bigger roster of ladies to carry Sable 2.0's useless ass!

Look how Shallow the Women's talent pool is on Smackdown! dear oh dear!

Until Hell in A cell this is Eamonn Bermingham, Signing off!

PEACE!

Opinion Piece: Retribution: Doomed To Failure?

 2020 Has being a rough year!

Coronavirus, and the panic, then restrictions, then the stupidity of complacency by Zoomers and Boomers Alike, Racial Tension in America, sparked by Police Murders and Murders by Police, is at an all-time low!

But you can always turn to the world of wrestling to escape the woes of the real world, right?

RIGHT?

That was until Retribution came along, Vince's latest "Them from Over There!" has got to be the most Offensive, Most Thinly Veiled Dump-Supporter World View Since Phillip "I Hate the Catholic Church Pullman" made the Villains in his Dark Materials Cloak-wearing Child-stealers!

To Be frank, Retribution is WWE's  ANTIFA Gimmick, where wwe's Asian, Latin, African-American, Foreign or at least Anyone with an Ethnic last name is being shoved into!...In a year of Civil Unrest, Bullbaiting the Koreans, The Wall, and the Dumbass in chief saying Corona was a Biological weapon!

In their Debut, which thank god was edited out of British Broadcast Out of Bad taste, Laid on the Gimmick too Thick! Showing Masked Men and Women all in Black throwing Molotov Cocktails at a Generator!

After That for weeks on end, the Arena had being ambushed by Masked Individuals with Pipes, Stanley Knifes and Pipes,and everyone ran away, not because they were afraid of the weapons, but because without them,  the mostly 5 foot nothing assailants would have being Curb Stomped!

For Weeks Noone was Safe, Main event matches, title Matches, No-one was safe from being attacked by the Masked Children! and it made wwe look stupid, how can they not notice 20 5 foot people in a group?

Where they arriving into the Arena on each other shoulders, wearing a giant trenchcoat?

Then Last week we were introduced to 5 members who did a promo,well 2 did a promo, and despite their voices Distorted it was clearly Mia Yim and Dominic Djackovic 

So Dominic Djackovic is in this Clown Show? Over Six Foot, Great Athlete, Good Worker, Decent on the Mic He Could be the Break Out Star! EXCEPT~....

As we say in Ireland, LOOK AT THE STATE OF YER MAN!

They shaved in bald and put him in a Bane Mask, that would have being enough, but no! They went and drew two blood red lines from his eyes (I THINK SHAVING OFF HIS EYEBROW FOR EFFECT!) All the way to the back of his skull, looking like he went down on a woman on her period!

This photo was taking from Retribution's Offical debut last week, the 5 Generals, as we learned from Michael Cole, these are NOT THE LEADERS! But 5 Members who  have served Retribution so well they have being granted identities and unique Masks.

The Mic was first handed to the Now Former Mia Yim, who's new name is yet to be revealed, and I couldn't pay attention to Mia's promo, as her mask kept coming off-as if wwe has two Blue haired Asians in their employ, also, Mia is Masked, but she is also Wearing Silver Eye Make-up, That Shimmered under the lights. She is hiding her identity....But she is drawing attention to her face! IT'S COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE!

But it doesn't stop there, Dijack, now T-BAR, takes the mic and cuts a promo, a Promo that will go down next to Steiner Math and "MOMENT OF THE MOMENT, STARTING NOW!" As the worst Promo of the 21 century!

"You (THE SUPERSTARS!) HAVE SOLD OUT! You've become Part of a Corrupt Machine! YOU COLLECT YOU PAYCHECKS.....LIKE WHORES!"

And I must point out as Retribution made their way to the ring, Michael Cole told us that Retribution or least, the 5 Generals have being signed to Contacts, So if the Superstars are Whores for the money, then what are you?

So who is also in Retribution? (That we know of?)

Mace is Dio Madden, Former Raw Commentator , who was taking out by Brock Lesner Last Year, and recently resurfaced on The Equally Stupid Raw Underground. Now wearing a Robotic Mask and combined with his Dreads, looks like a Poundshop Cyrax!

Mercedes Martinez, who has being an Internet Daring for years, So Naturally you can't be a big Star outside the Biggest Company in the World, You have to be treated like a nobody and be saddled with Character Assasination. Her New Name is not confirmed, but i heard rumours it's Mercy or Chainsaw!

And Finally in the Non-descript Hockey Mask, is former NXT Catering Monkey and Australian Job-guy, Shane Thorne, Now called SLAPNUTS! I Mean Slap-Jack, who never really had a chance, since he has 2 strikes against Vince, if Vince wasn't senile enough to forget names "HE'S TOO SHORT, PAL" and "HE'S TOO FOREIGN,PAL!"

So last weeks Shambles Ended with a 6 Man tag between the 2 Masked Men and the 1 Named Masked Child, against the better written Heel Team Of the Hurt Business, Retribution in their first big money match, collecting their Paychecks, LIKE WHORES!....And it's a DQ LOSS....MADE BY THEM! So they can call up the west of the Lollipop Guild to have an argy-bargy to close the show!

It would come to no surprise that WWE higher-ups have no faith in this offensive Gimmick and they even could contain their laughter when Vince asked them what did they think?

Unfortunately, we are stuck with them, Hopefully they are soundly defeeated by Survivor series and RE-REPACKAGED, IS THAT A WORD? To there Former selves!

Well That's it!

How was my First Opinion Piece? There will be more between Pay-Per views But not as Many since i have film reviews on BBO. Speaking of, Join me on Thursday the 1st of October for the Halloween Special. Later this month I will have the last payperview of the year from me, HELL IN A CELL! AND IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I'M THERE @RealEnli.

PEACE!

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SUMMERSLAM 2020: ASS SURPRISE (yOU'LL nEVER sEE iT cOMING!)

OR SUMMERSLAM....CAN'T WE GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME?

Here I am, defying any new Lockdown restrictions to come in to get this out, and i will get these reviews out, even if i starve myself to afford the credit on for my phone....

First Match, Asuka vs Bayley for the Smackdown Women's championship, a good paced exciting opener, as I expected it to be, Bayley softened up Asuka's Leg, And after a Distraction By Banks, Bayley won with the most devasting move of all...The Fucking Roll-up!

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Kevin Owens Joins Commentary for the Raw tag Team Championship Match between the Street Profits and Garza/Andrade. This Match was Ok, Standard Stuff, Montez Ford got beat down, Angelo Dawkins got the Hot Tag and that was all she Wrote. Kevin Owens did announce that tomorrow on Raw, His guest on the KO Show Will be Aliester Black. Yes! Do Something With Black, Owens vs Black will be something I would pay to see!

And Speaking of Raw Tonight....
Keith Lee has being Called up to Raw. I guess if there is a rematch with Kross, we know who's winning, Don't we?

I was Pleasantly Surprised with the Loser Leaves WWE match with Mandy Rose vs Sonya Deville.
Mandy's new Ring Gear should have told you everything...she is taking this serious! And with all the Build and promos that Sonya Had prior to last night's loss, does that mean her push is over? ABSOLUTELY NOT! WATCH HER BE REVEALED AS THE LEADER OR AT LEAST A MEMBER OF RETRIBUTION!

Worst Match of the Night!
Seth Rollins vs Dominik Mysterio. If I can Channel Jim Cornette, Dominik is a Fishy-White skinned, no Definition, Indie Mud-show Fuck! Dominik is Not Ready! Dominik is Not NXT READY! HE IS NOT EVEN DARK MATCH READY! THIS WAS THE MATCH I FEARED WAS GOING TO BE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT, AND I WAS RIGHT! AND I'M NOT A WRESTLER! NOR WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY DO FOR 300 PLUS DAYS A YEAR...BUT IF DOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT BEING A WRESTLER HE SHOULD HAVE PRESENTED HIMSELF BETTER! IN CASE YOU CARE, ROLLINS WON!

Congratulations to Asuka for winning the Raw women's championship she should never have lost!

In a Fierce Back and Forth Match, Drew Defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE championship. Finish was Drew going for the Claymore Kick, only for Orton to go for the RKO, leaving Orton wide open for a backslide!

So if you where expecting, Alexa to be repackaged as Sister Abigail, or Retribution to reveal themselves, you were sadly mistaken. Main Event was Braun vs The Fiend and it was presented as a Heel Vs Heel Match, with noone to root for, this match dragged on! Plus it was a falls count anywhere, so it was just two big bulls in a china shop! The Surprise at the end was not the fiend winning the title, but the return of Roman Reigns, Roman lost a bit of weight he looks to be in fantastic shape, after remission!

Well That's It!
If you think I'm paying for another ppv in a weeks time filled with rematches from this show, YOU HAVE YOUR SHITE!

The Next time you'll see me is the last show ppv i do this year-HELL IN A CELL IN OCTOBER! But I will have content here between now and then, so keep it locked!

If you feel like it, Follow me On Twitter @REALENLI

PEACE!

Rest of the year schedule.

Hello Everyone, I Hope you are all safe and well in this tough and terrible time. Usually i wont do a schedule update til after Summerslam, but the lack of televised competition (and to any songwriters under #NocredEd employ pretending to be executives, NO! SHITSHOWS ON TINY PHONE SCREENS DON'T COUNT!) Meaning unless MLW reopens its doors before 2021, WWE is the only game in town and as such, the blog is going to seem like that.

SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF YEAR (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

• AUGUST-Summerslam
• October- Hell in a Cell
• December-CLOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!

THEME MONTHS
It has being a long time since I've Done a theme Month. I have a few Ideas for what i can do in September. but nothing set in Stone just yet! Watch This Space!

OPINION PIECES
Should the wrestling world get rocked by another Death or Controversy, since ppvs are now so few and far between (ok, 2 months because of bills and health!) I will have a obituary piece or an opinion on it! Keep in mind, any opinion unless it's a serious issue will written as sarky and tongue-in-cheek as i am on Twitter.

MEANWHILE ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
July is nearly over which means My reviews of Code Lyoko is nearly over. Next week is the season 3 finale and after that i'm putting it on the back burner!

SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR ON BBO (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

• Next Monday:Code Lyoko-Return to the past now-Final Round
• August: My Super Ex Girlfriend
• September: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow!
• October: Halloween Special (TBA)
• November: Simps of Prey: The Over-Saturation of Harley Quinn's Ass!
• December: Christmas Special (TBA)

And that is my and your lot for the rest of this terrible, TERRIBLE YEAR!
Remember, Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, Stay Safe and WEAR YOUR GODDAM MASKS!

AND IF YOU DO, WE WILL SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!
PEACE!

EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!

WWE Backlash 2020: THIS IS THE GRATING SHOW!

Good Morning!
Eamonn Here hoping you are here after not playing a drinking game for everytime Someone said Greatest match Ever or Greatest Show last night, because if you did, well,....


Preshow and Apollo Crews Push is real...why? new Music with Lyrics! Apollo Retains the Us Championship with a win over Andrade. Now Andrade can go back to bed or wherever he hid during his paper Championship reign!

To the Show Proper and we start with a 3 team tag match for the Women's Tag Belts against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross, the IIconics and the Champions Sasha Banks and Bayley, and is HEYKAYLA!'S new gimmick is that she is an Idiot? I mean The Champions are about to go out for there entrances and you are out there asking stupid Questions that you could have asked After the Match! Kayla, I think you are not Even A Real Jouralism! Anyway good pacing until Sasha caught Bliss in the most Deadly of Moves...THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!

Following up was the Sheamus and Jeff Hardy Match and Despite the tastelessness from Smackdown, this was a Competitive Back-And-Forth Match! It was also a greatest Hits Match. Jeff hitting all his signatures and Sheamus Hitting his! But in the end, Sheamus Brogue Kick Jeff...like a Bad Habit!

Then we had not one but 2 Garbage matches. Asuka vs "The Annoying Potato" NYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEH-NIA JAX! Went to A Count-out! And Braun retained universal championship when the Gobshite from Mtv and Johnny "I Will Personally Give the last Brick to Tr**p when he Builds the wall!" Morrison, turned on each other when Miz' Pin was broken, by Morrison. This Distraction was all the window the champ needed!

Things Improved with the match for the wwe Championship against Bobby Lashley, Who sprang into action on the behest of the Mastermind planning of One MVP! Bobby latched on the Masterlock (because that's what it is, and i will not correct myself!) before the bell rang and Drew sold it like he just inhaled Poison! Lashley looked Great...until for storyline purposes....THE TAPEWORM Crawled out! Lana's Distraction cost Lashley the Title. Can we please Fire Lana already? The WWE does not need A second Sable! One was bad enough!

The Raw Tag Team Championship match was cancelled due to the time constraints of the pre-recorded Main Event...Which was "Edited with Dramatic Camera Angles and Enhanced Sound for you Viewing Pleasure" This Enhanced Sound was a White Noise Machine that made the Arena sound like it was Haunted by a more excited crowd. This was not a good choice as when the match settled down the White Noise sounded like...well White Noise... and considering that wwe is shown live after Midnight in Ireland, The background Noise may have being Whalesong or A lullaby! I would like to say though, the tribute to Howard Finkel-the Spotlight on his MSG Microphone and the recording of him announcing Randy Orton and Edge, that was classy! The match itself was too long for my liking, but It showed that Edge can Forgo the Chairshots and really Wrestle and Orton could really hang if he wanted to, Allusions to past feuds were added, Orton Using a pedigree and rock Bottom, while Edge used his Partner's Unprettier. In the End of this Grueling Match, Orton Took the Low Road and Kicked Edge in the Love-Spuds and followed up with the Punt. I'm told that During this Match Edge's Shoulder was torn during the first fall to the outside. Thankful it was not the neck!

Well That's it!

I am, after Wednesday taking a much needed Sabbatical. I will be back Reviewing on the 1st of next month on Bogger Box Office. Here though, Unless plans change, i doubt i will be doing anything wrestling related til Summerslam. See you soon and remember to stay safe!

CREDITS 
FIST OF THE NORTH STAR is based on the manga published by Shueisha. All rights Reserved!

TASTE TEST 2K20: EAMONN REVIEWS MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION AND MERMAID CORNETTO

Amid the Corona Virus Pandemic, we have reasons to be cheerful, and we have 2 right here!

MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION
Package Colour: Blush Pink With Cocoa Bean Print
Calorie Count: 917
Flavour: Raspberry/Vanilla Ripple Icecream encased in Ruby Chocolate. Ruby Choclate is the recently Discovered Fourth Kind of Chocolate, Creating by Processing the Entire Berry not just the Beans, which are the seeds. Up until recently it was a trade secret Known only to Nestle, But it's still somewhat of a Luxury Item. Side Note: 2019 was the 30th anniversary of the magnum Brand so if Heartbeat had permission last year we could have had Ruby Chocolate for the Ruby Anniversary!
Taste: at 72 grams, this icecream is tiny! Who can something that weighs that much have a 900 plus change calorie count? This is more an Amousebouch than a desert. Be that as it may, the Raspberry like flavour and creamy texture of the chocolate would compliment any one flavour of icecream but to mix it with a raspberry ripple, when the chocolate itself has a raspberry like taste is confusing. It's not bad, i just wish it was bigger!

MERMAID CORNETTO
Package colour: Blue with scale Motif and nautical Decorations!
Calorie Count: 827
Flavour: Raspberry Sorbet, Matcha Green tea icecream, raspberry sauce in a Beetroot wafer cone, half-filled with chocolate, covered in White chocolate balls. edible Silver Glitter and Quote "Blue Nautical themed Biscuit Pieces" in reality they are all Stars!
Taste: Bright pink Sorbet, Nuclear Green icecream, Edible Glitter and Viagra Blue Biccies. Why does it look like a dancefloor after a 90s rave? also why make a "Trendy" Cornetto, putting in a Green Tea icecream and calling it Mermaid? what is the connection, if any? It tastes fine it's just... weird!

Rebellion 2020 night 2: Wednesday Night Heat

Boy, wasn't last week an adventure on my socials? All I can say is that once society becomes close to what it was mere months ago, don't be surprised if ppvs never become tv specials ever again...unless you are Major League Wrestling....you are alright!

And maybe I have to watch a TELEVISED! Show on a phone screen, in a country with third-world quality broadband, maybe I should starve myself to afford a Amazon dongle thing, to watch impact payperviews, and therefore, defeating the purpose of having a tv deal! Or I could just wait til it's televised in Britain, whenever they feel like it! Because God forbid I have to deal with some songwriter defending no cred Ed...without ever telling us WHY? The up to 1 month wait! But now you know, Amazon dongle things for the back of your tv is cost, 200 euro in fact! And week ppvs are 30 euro...keep in mind I'm not buying WWE every month, since every review I make comes out of my own money!

...and night 2 was ok! They should have a title match here, or at least taken the belt off Tessa Blanchard a week ago! Anyway...

And Legend Say Chris Bey and Rohit Raju are performing standing switches on each other to this very day...

As always, the first match was an x division match...I know the dry cleaners here in Ireland are closed due to Corona, and so are the ones in Nashville, Suicides costume is looking Manky! The only thing that stinks more than Suicide... Is the game he came from!

Good match, weak finish, for a guy calling himself a finesser, a boot to the head is hardly poetry in motion

Next is the guy who possibly responable for all the ruptured blood viens in Jim Cornettes forehead, Joey Ryan. Now doing the Right to Censor 2:0 gimmick...going after...Cousin Jake Deaner...yeah it was a squash match that when too long not helped by an ad break that NO ONE asked for! Ryan Won with the most devasting move on the planet...the Roll-up!

#BanTheFuckingRollup!

Next was a Full Metal Mayhem Match...and Quick Question..
Who was the face and who was the heel...ok I get why they had this match...Jordan Grace couldn't attend given the situation and it was not a title match. But Rosemary trying to weasal out of the match against Havok...Confused Me! Halfway through some Woman called Nevaiah, ( whose name I just butchered, and I'm sorry!) Appeared at ringside...and disappeared, just as quickly! Madison Rayne know who is was, but didn't tell us Who she wasEr....that's great you know her....Care to elaborate who she is to the rest of us! Rayne remained schtum before Rosemary won! At least it wasn't another " THE BLADE! THE BUTCHER, THE BLADE!" Moment

And now the main event...keep in mind they could easily just take the belt off Tessa and have the go for the title when she is stateside again but with Elgin, Eddie and 2 men who are now in the main event all in contention. Instead we had a triple threat with Moose, Elgin and Hernadez, it was ok, it was just made worse that it was booked like the defunct that world title meant something....well it means Moose maybe ready for the real thing...but this came off as hokey!

So that's it! If there is even a ppv in June, I will review it and it'll be the last ppv I do before, heading out the country for the wedding...if there is even a wedding still!

Until then see ya!

Impact Rebellion Night 1: #NoCredEd finally let's British Bloggers get paid and fed!

Nordholm: yet Vince, can I borrow your Homework?

Vince: No Problem, just change a few things so you won't get caught, PAL!

Corona Virus is good for something, it finally got impact to show a ppv on time, even it has being downsized to a tv special! I have tagged Impact uk and Ed Nordholm in this review, so they might not even read it, but knowing how they handle ppvs for the britsh audience I'm sure it take between 6 days and 1 month for them to tell me to go fuck myself!

And now our feature presentation!

First was a 6-man tag with Ovarie (because All the Crist brothers can do is Bleed every month!) And Sad man Futon....the man with the size and mobility of a couch! Vs Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and the returning Crazy Steve. Real talk without Dumi Callahan's influence (More on Mr. Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt Later!) Jake is actually pretty good. Faces won in a tepid match.

The world title match is jeopardy next week! Tessa is stuck in Mexico, and Eddie Edwards has decided to stay safe.

With one size man match we now follow it up with...another 6 man match! This time a 3 team match between the Rascalz, Xxxl, and the team of TJP and Fallah Baah. The tag match shown had the true strength of the tag division: it's diversity: only here you can see fly flyers and guys that look like XxXl and Fallah returning them in kind, after an exciting bout, the rascals are set to the contenders for the north down the road!

Best match of the night!
Ace Austin defended the X Division championship against Willie Mack, it was the self doubting Mack against the devious Ace, in a match with great pacing action and storytelling, a good 15 minute or so, the 2 had each finish countered so each had to dig deep, but In the end, a stunner off the top rope gave Mack the opening for the frog splash and we have a new champion!

PoundShop Bayley vs Blueberry Ice Alicia Fox in a WWE Superstars type squash match. Kylie Ray, aka PoundShop Bayley, won via submission

And now the main event which was a Cinematic Unsanctioned match between impact hall of famer, Ken Shamrock and Sami Calahan, and it was just a mess! The only thing of value is that it just confirmed what we already know, that the Hacker Gimmick is separate from Ovarie. Last image was Ken Shamrock locking the ankle lock on Calahan in a carpark and walking away from a prone Sami!

Next week Part 2 including what ever decision management has given over the world title picture!

Update from my house!

Greetings from LockDown Ireland!

In a few moments I will finalizing my review of the hot chick for Bogger BoxOffice. And that us the issue I'm addressing,

Despite still being able to still produce reviews they will not be at a standard that I hold myself to, so when the Pandemic is neutralized or at least contained, all posts since April will be remastered at a future date!

Only those who follow my Twitter and this blog will know, I am not retweeting this to anyone as it's not something I am proud to admit, but I am reducing my workload to just Bogger BoxOffice until the crisis is over! There will no more ppv results until I say so!

Please understand my hand has being forced by unforeseen circumstances.

I'm sorry
Eamonn.

WrestleMania 36 night 2: Pandemic labyrinth

Night 2 kicked off with a tough and technical back and forward between Charlotte and Rhea Ripley for the latter's Nxt Women's Title. Good time and pacing, I could have gone either way, But However, Charlotte is now Nxt Women's Champion, so where does this leave Rhea?

Aliester Black has being to dark, evil places, expect one, in a match involving the Tapeworm. Once Again Sable 2:0 made tv while Rusev is at home! Black kicked Lashley so hard, it corrected his lisp! Please WWE, end Black on Aliester Black Violence!

MITB is still going ahead! Madness!

Otis won again Ziggler after Mandy took out Sonya. So Otis and Mandy, huh? I'll give it a week!

In a match so raw and full of emotion Edge and Orton's hatred could not be contained by a ring, so the last man standing match spilled to backstage, training rooms, boardrooms, the storage area no where was safe, Edge won after taking Orton's out with a ConCHAIRto!

I knew Gronk was going to be 24/7 champion...now go and get your stupid interview on Fucks and Friends!

Next was the Title match Botching Theroy didn't deserve but fuck we are understaffed against the street profits, this time Dawkins made sure Theroy Jenkins didn't Miz up the outside spot! Street Profits retained but Angel and Theroy went into business for them selves until Biance Belair took Zelina Vega Out!

Bayley Retains the Smackdown Women's Title against all worthy opponents...and Tamina! Seriously stop putting Tamina in matches, she was eliminated first because walking to the Rong blew her up! Naomi was eliminated next by the heel tactics, but Lacey made sure Sasha was gone next! Not that it did any good, since Sasha ran-in to take Evans out!

DISCLAIMER....
I am not on Drugs! The Following match actually happened!
Next was the Firefly Funhouse match. John Cena was teleported during his entrance, into the funhouse where Bray Wyatt explained what was going to happen once Cena walked the door...in other words this match was a game of Persona 4! "In the Funhouse, you'll face...yourself!" So here goes

After meeting Rambling Rabbit and walking through the door, Bray Wyatt gives a verbatim promo that Kurt Gave when Cena Debuted. Cena now decked in his Generic 2002 look tried to slap Bray like he did to Angle but Bray kept Teleporting away, even bringing up Nikki Bellaskank in one instance.

Next the 2 were teleported to the 80s where Muscleman Bray introduced Handsome Johnny siting that Cena can't wrestle but look how big and sexy his muscles are! John is hypnotised not to be able to move his arms after some bicep curls. Bray takes John out in the first offence of this match, we are now back in the ring and Cena is now Rapper Cena. He spits a bar with the Devil Vince Puppet exclaiming " This is Such Good Shit!" We teleport again this time Bray is now Eric Bischoff, and Cena is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, but Cena attack Bray. We then teleport to 6 years ago. Bray in this original gimmick echoes the world's he said then Cena is a monster and it took 6 years to plan this revenge, Cena now in the shirt he wore then, attacks Bray who turns into Huskus the Pigboy, the fiend puts Cena in Sister Abigail , Bray acts as the ref and Cena soul is sent to the Shadow Realm!

Drugs man
Drugs!

With Big Bully John having to steal the show, there was no time left for Drew vs Brock. Just do what Oldberg and Strowman did 2 nights ago. Difference is this is not how you build a first time champion. So there you have it the most memorable mania ever due to auspicious circumstances. I hope to see you down the road this year but my sister is getting married in September and it's out of the country. I may have Summerslam in me, but most likely I will be doing shows in October and maybe mlw specials between now and then.

Wherever and Whenever I see you, I can only pray it's soon.

Peace!

WrestleMania 36 Night 1: Epic-dermic

Greetings From My Living Room. With the World in the state it's in With the virus, I have to rely on getting this review done at home. So apologies for spelling mistakes, I'm flying this plane blind.

Didn't the first ten minutes of the show drag on or what? Ladyballs addressed the audience without really addressing the audience (Don't Say Corona Virus, Pal!) Then the mashup of Anthems, then a really bad Johnny Depp impression...Don't ask!

Kairi Saine is the Pirate Princess once more as she and Asuka defended the titles against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. Despite no audience, the four we're having fun with each other. Twisted Sister lead to Twisted Bliss and Bliss Cross Applesauce are champions again.

Elias bet King Boredom with most devious move ever- the Fucking Roll-up! #Bantherollup! Ditto for Becky vs the Adult Sized Toddler! 

After what felt like an Eternaty, Daniel Bryan got hands on Intercontinental champion, Sami Zayn. Not that it did any good against a surprise Helluva Kick. Sami Retains

Due to Gobshite From Mtv coming to work sick! The three way ladder match was now one man each. Winners by Bullshit, which is part and parcel with miz by now is Miz/Morrison.

Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins ended with a dq when Seth whacked Kevin with the bell. Owens goaded Seth in a second no Disqualifications match, which ended with Kevin diving off the sign for the win.

Mojo is the 24/7 champion.

Roman Reigns could not be here because people in remission from cancer are in risk of the thing we can't talk about. So Braun Strowman Steps to the plate. And the match is just oldberg and Strowman no selling 4 finishes each.

Finally the boneyard match, a pre-recorded segment where Bikertaker fought AJ styles, the of and traitorous druids in a graveyard. Yes it was a final Deletion style segment with lights and fireworks and editing, but it was very good! I love the end sequence where pushed to his limits, begrudgingly accepts Styles as a tough opponent before burying him.

And that was night 1. Join me tomorrow for me putting this baby to bed. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, and look after and out for each other

PEACE!

ROYAL RUMBLE 2020: OFF- "KILT"-ER!

Hello everyone, Or should that be my first "Greetings From Ireland" of the new Decade? If you are not new here I'll give you the skinny for the way i review the Rumble ppv....The Rumbles matter, everything else is just fluff!

On the Preshow...Which i can now watch every month thanks to the new British Tv Deal! Lame-Arse won against #HisNameIsChadGable! who saw that coming?

Andrade and the White Power Ranger put on a great match...that noone care about! Andrade won  with the FUCKING ROLL-UP!
#BANTHEROLLUP!
Wait It's 2020 and i'm making Rollup and Lame-Arse Joke like it's 2010 again?

To the show itself, Roman Reigns defeated King Barren Foreskin in a plodding, tectonic Falls count Anywhere Match! Corbin's Lackies attacked Reigns only for the Usos to save their cousin, Roman won by Spearing Boring of a "Dugout" whatever that is!

Who Bright Idea was it to have Shameless Pervert Jerry the King Lawler call the women's rumble? I  Will like to warn that there will be Gratuitous overuse of the "ANNNNNDDDDD (S)HE'S GONE!" Meme from here on out!

#NUMBER 1-ALEXA BLISS (SD!)
#NUMBER 2-BIANCA BELAIR (NXT)
Belair showing a great combination of strength and Agilty with flips and power moves.
#NUMBER 3-MIGHTY MOLLY (ALUMNI)
Coming in with a crossbody, the former women's champion takes out both opponents!
#NUMBER 4-NIKKI CROSS (SD!)
Nikki in to save her tag partner Bliss but get's Belair's K.O.D.
#NUMBER 5-THE TAPEWORM (RAW)
Oh fuck Lana is cutting a promo!
#NUMBER 6- MERCEDES MARTINEZ (NXT)
Mercedes in with a tour de force whooping everyone!
#NUMBER 7-LIV MORGAN (RAW)
Thank Fucking Christ! Lana is elimed by Liv...but since it's Liv We are Talking we are talking about...

Lana and Liv continue to fight...this is a fucking marquee match at Mania...isn't it?
#8 IS MANDY ROSE AND 9 IS CANDICE LERAE
Moonsault by LeRae Molly is Eliminated, Mandy would be elimed, if Otis didn't Appear from nowhere! How did Get there without anyone noticing, he must be a 300 pound Ninja!
Leading us to NUMBER 10 Being SONYA DEVILLE
Both Fire and Desire Members double team with a Clinch Knee on Mercedes and that has soften her up to be eliminated
#11 is KAIRI SAINE One half of the wwe women's tag champions
Double Spear on Bliss and Nikki, Running Blockbuster!
#NUMBER 12 IS MIA YIM
Yim in with Leaping neckbreakers and Eat Defeat. Nikki is Eliminated, Mandy and Sonya are eliminated when Otis Couldn't Carry both
DANA BROOKE, THE MOST IMPROVED WOMAN IN THE DIVISION IS 13TH!
Very nice Senton from Brooke and an Enzirgiri too, Bianca elims Candice with a Military Press, Kairi day is done too!
#14 TAMINA STILL WORKS HERE!

DAKOTA KAI IS 15TH
Mia is gone!
#16-CHELSEA GREEN

Huh looks like you can Sexually Transmit Jobber from fucking Zack Ryder...But She did Elim Kai in a shocker!
Brooke and Bliss are eliminated by Belair she is only woman and now must face...
#17 CHARLOTTE FLAIR (SD!)
Backbreaker by flair and then some chops
#18 NAOMI (RAW)
Double team suplex by the faces on Belair
#19 From the Commentary box to competition, here is BETH PHOENIX THE HALL OF FAMER!
Crossbody to enter, to roaring chorus of you still got it!
#20 -TONI STORM! (NXTUK)
After a great showing, Belair Bows out!
#21 is KELLY KELLY...
Who should never be asked to come back ever again! She busted open Charlotte hardway and Charlotte bleed everywhere...mostly into Beth's Hair and When Charlotte Throw the Stupid Cunt out she called her A Bitch in Camera!
BUT NOT BEFORE THE DRAWING OF NUMBER 22 SARAH LOGAN AND YEP!

NATTIE IS 23 AND SHE AND BETH HAVE A DIVAS OF DOOM REUNION!
Discus Clothesline then a double powerbomb
XIA LI, ZELINA VEGA , SHOTZI BLACKHEART AND CARMELLA
Carmella with her version of Skank Skank's Creaming Headscissors the Mella-Go-Round which had King asking if Corey Graves loved that!
(LAUGHTER)
Grave Stuffed Mella like a Christmas Turkey behind his wife's back, then left her for Carmella,siting Mental Health Issues...that he caused....by cheating on her!

#28 TEGAN NOX Who comes in with a Chokeslam, walkis into A glam slam and is eliminated
#29 is.....SHITETINA MARELLA!
Beth still pissed that about what Santino Did at wrestlemania 25, surrounds Santina with Nattie, Santino eliminates himself and for all the Idiots who were cheering for this is Houston ,no Offence to my friends in Texas (HEY LIQUID IMPACT, HOW YOU DOIN?) BUT YOU ARE THE REASON A WALL IS BEING BUILD TO STOP PEOPLE TAKING YER JOOOOOOBBBBSSSSSS!

#NUMBER 30 WAS A GAME CHANGER-SHAYNA BASLER!
Final Elims

• Zelina/Shotzi
• Carmella
• Naomi
• Xia
• Nattie
• Beth
• Shayna after an exchange that has future match written all over it!

WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S RUMBLE 2020: CHARLOTTE

Smackdown women's match was meh, Strap Match told a story at least, Raw women's match was a little bit better!

AND NOW A SALUTE OF ALL THE MEN WHO WERE DIRECTLY BURIED BY VINCE MACMAHON THROUGH HIS BIG BEEFY WET DREAM MADE FLESH-BROCK LESNER!
Elias
Rowan
Robert Roode-should have stuck to Pepsi!
John Morrison-Only back to complete the full circle and to make a Joke from a mtv show look good by giving him cheap wins!
SON GOHAN KINGSTON-HE REALLY HAS PEAKED!
Big E
Rey Mysterio-also denied his receipt
Cesaro-OH LEAST WE FORGET "GO HOME AND MAKE CHOCOLATES, PAL!"
SHELTON BENJAMIN
Shinsuke Nakamura-Vince McMahon loves Big Sweaty Men, Vince mcmahon Hates Foreigners!
MVP-left the engine on causes he's local!
KEITH LEE AND BRAUN
#VINCEMACHONLOVESBIGSWEATYMEN

The Match officially starts at #15 with Ricochet and Drew at 16
Trevor kicks Brock in the Love-Spuds and Drew throws him out!
#17 IS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!


#18 IS AJ STYLES
Phenomenal Forearm Misses Vertical Suplex by Mcintyre countered in the calfcrusher as the clock ticks down.
# 19 DOLPH ZIGGLER FOLLOWED BY KARL ANDERSON
#21 IN A HUGE MOMENT, EDGE
Spears for everyone! Edge has being gone for 9 years with Injures that were told were life-limiting but he looked good!
#22  IS KING BORING
Styles is Eliminated
#23 MATT RIDDLE BUT HIS CHANCES ARE ALREADY UP IN SMOKE!
#24 LUKE GALLOWS
Corbin is gone
Magic Killer has the Orange County Club Without Bullets team up
#25 is RANDY ORTON
Rated RKO is reunited and they elim the OC
Roman reigns is 26...the only number never to begat a winner in this match!
Ziggler is gone
#27 is Kevin owens
Cannonballs to everyone, Pop-Up Powerbomb, Stunner
#28 ALIESTER BLACK
#29 SAMOA JOE
#30 SETH ROLLINS THE NEW RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPION FLANKED BY BUDDY MURPHY AND THE AUTHORS OF PAIN

Final Eliminations

• Black after being ganged up on
• Owens
• Joe
• Seth
• Orton
• Edge
• Reigns

WINNER OF THE MEN'S RUMBLE 2020: DREW MCINTYRE
One Day removed from Burn's Night, The Scottish People have more reason to celebrate!
What a Journey it has being and Drew Deserves it!

Well WWE CAN Shove Blood Money up it's arse! and with Itv Box office dead, and Aew Revolution next month i can only wait and see if it's available! But for WWE the next time you see me will be Wrestlemania! But Between now and there, I'm waiting for the new Icecreams to be revealed and reviewed!

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