Taste Test 2k21: TAYTO DELI SANDWICH.

 Back again Doing Reviews, and a Week from the biggest Event of the Year, Today is a small Review Before All the Madness Over at Bogger Box Office. I've Decided that If Tayto Rises to the Challenge of creating Limited Editions, I should, As Ireland's Journeyman Reviewer, Should Rise to Said!

GOING BY ALPHABETICAL ORDER!

BEEF BRISKET

Package Colour: Purple and White Awning With Mr Tayto In a Chef's Hat holding a spatula, The Premise Being The Sentient Tuber has opened a Deli with 3 crisps on a 3D Chopping board!

Calorie Count/Nutritional Info: 1009 Calories, Suitable for Vegetarians

Taste: Very Smoky and Robust Steak Flavour, Though I would like More Paprika or BBQ Sauce to Add to the Steak. Though it does say Beef Brisket not BARBEQUE Beef Brisket, So you can't complain about false advertising!

PHILLIE CHEESE STEAK

Package Colour: Same as the last one, Only Yellow, because, You Know, Cheese!

Calorie Count/Nutritional Info: 1006 Calories, Suitable for Vegetarians.

Taste: Upon Opening the Packet, The whaft of Sharp Cheddar Invades the Nostrils. The Cheese and Steak compliments each other perfectly. As Someone who cooks American Style Food to watch Wrestling shows on the Regular, I know from Experience how hard it is to Ratio Cheese Sauce with it overpowering The Steak, or Adding too little and having a dry tasteless sambo! Tayto Has it down on the first try! Just have Mints Handy after Eating this, and go to kiss your Babygirl, Lads!

Well That's it!

As i said, I am currently working on the First few Pages of the Big Event over on my other Blog. I am of course talking about the Tickets to Hell Event. So You wont see any new planned Posts Here until June's Money In The Bank. Until then If you want to follow me on Twitter, Do so @RealEnli!

PEACE!

X-EAMONN AKA ENLI! 

A Tentative Summer Schedule for 2021

 Greetings from Ireland. Eamonn Here with a heads up of the Reviews I will be doing over the summer. But let's not Kid ourselves! In the return to Normalcy, reviews will be cancelled Since i was called by  Social Services to arrange my Covid Jab...Which is up in the air, but it means I will have to drop everything if my appointment has a date!

be that as it may....I Can Announce what will be Reviewed No Matter What!

ENLIGHTENEDTOWERS SUMMER SCHEDULE 2021

• NEXT WEEK! Taste Test 2k21: Tayto Sandwich Flavours 
• THIS SUMMER: THE WWE DRAFT!
• June: Money In the Bank
• August: Summerslam

(SUBJECT TO CHANGE!)

BOGGERBOXOFFICE SCHEDULE

2 TICKETS TO HELL-MACHINATIONS OF THE MARA

Ticket To Hell, My Double Feature Event Returns...But this won't be the Triumphant Return Everyone wanted, No This will Leave People Reeling, On the Review Side of the Event I Review the Modern Rom-Com Double Pack. And the Films Within

• April to May 2 TICKETS TO HELL
• Joe-Jack and Satanic Ostrich Reviews I Love you, Man!
• Eamonn reviews Dinner For schmucks!
• JUNE: MEN IN BLACK INTERNATIONAL
• AUGUST: DORA THE EXPLORER, THE MOVIE! (YES REALLY!)

IT'S JULY ! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

In what could be the Last time I do this for Bastille Day, July will Continue With New Episodes of Code Lyoko Return to the Past Now!

And that is the Schedule as it Stands, Please Refer to my Twitter account (@RealEnli) if any changes are made!

Thank you for all your Support!

PEACE!

X-

EAMONN AKA ENLI

WRESTLEMANIA 37: A PRIEST AND A RABBI(T) ENTER A BRAWL.....

 Hello and Welcome to a post too big to be done in one day, as of the time of writing it is 7am on Sunday, I am at my home, and I'm having Jerk Chicken from last night for brekkie!

Which means I've watched a ppv last night!

We open to Vince McMahon thanking the fans, and more shockingly, acknowledge that Covid is a thing! The Fake Johnny Depp voiceover is back,  and is as cringe worthy as last year.

....then 40 minutes were wasted on a Weather Warning, because Vince couldn't book a hall that had a roof with his millions! But the wrestlers cut passionate promos to bring everyone back. They would have wasted 30 minutes...if we didn't waste a further 10 on false pleasantries by Titus and Racist Grandpa, that Old Hack Hogan! Seriously Titus is such a Professional, me I would have attacked Hogan for what he said...and I'm not even Black!

First match the WWE championship match. A distraction by MVP, cost Drew McIntyre against Bobby Lashley in a showcase of talent!

Tag Turmoil was supposed to be the match where the Riott Squad was to win....until it was pretty clear tomorrow night Nia Anti-Vax does the J.O.B to her even more talentless Cousin!

I hope Vince was watching and listening to the crowd during the Cesaro Vs Rollins Match, because I said this was going to be a sleeper hit, and It delivered!

AJ Styles, And New Day, need Chiropractors on Monday for carrying Omos! 

The last cage match at mania was 35 years ago. And the quality of the one last night, it'll be another 35 years! Proud Boy Braun bet Shane MacMahon, with a convenient Postage Bag containing a toolbox!

Graveyard shift and Damian Priest deserves BETTER! This was, of course, the Celebrity Make-A-Wish match, where a celebrity only known in 'Murica gets world fame pretending to be a Rassler! Miz and Johnny Lastbrick lost, and they always will!

Finally the quality skyrocketed, as Bianca Belair showed what she was made of against Sasha Banks. Only one drawback, the return of  the hair whip spot and the sound which was definitely a leg slap! Pay 200 dollars and don't pass go, Pal!

This ends night 1. Under the line of asterisks, I will be adding night 2's results on Monday Morning

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(THE FOLLOWING WAS REVIEWED THIS MORNING 12/04/2021)

The First 20 Minutes of this show was like a fever dream! Hogan and Titus Dressed as Pirates, a giant Jack in the Box and Alexa Bliss Crying Tar tears. This Distraction cost The Extra Crispy Fiend to lose to Randy Orton, Hopefully it's over.... But after the match they Implied that Alexa controls Bray and not the other way around!

Is Tamina Retiring? Is that why Tamina was over last night? More Importantly, why should the crowd care about a heel, also why should they care about Tamina? IT'S ONLY TAMINA! Tamina along with Nattie does the J.O.B. To her Cousin!

"THERE IS NO PRO-TRUMP AGENDA WHEN VINCE MACMAHON BOOKS SAMI ZAYN"

I would also like to know how much money Vince Paid Failed Child Actor and RECORDED CORPSE DEFILER! Logan Paul to Fall Asleep at Ringside!" Then you have JBL do commentary and i was done, Match last 2 minutes, Sami lost, Logan made Sami look like a bitch by pushing him, Raised Kevin Owen's Hand and That Caused Kevin to go Apeshit on Logan Paul, Maybe because it was the hand that Logan Hand the Poking Stick to Jake!

I would like to make an announcement, all the shit matches are over with!

3 Title changes Back-to-back-to-back! First Sheamus Beat some sense into Matt "#NOMEANSNOBRO "Riddle, In a good back and forth bout, Nigerian Drum Match was a Street fight with Kendo Sticks, Bongo Drums and A gong, Apparently it was a play on a phrase meaning a beating, and while it was goofy, it focused on evolving Apollo Big E was Attacked by Dabba Kato in a Military Dress Uniform. And Rhea Ripley Hit the Riptide from Nowhere in a blockbuster bout against Asuka in match that was Vindication from the BULLSHIT that was last year's Night 2!

And Finally to Set Up some rematches at the REMATCH ONLY PAY-PER-VIEW, Roman Reigns in a statement making move covered Edge onto Daniel Bryan's Body, to retain the Universal Championship! Bryan was getting some Boos here and there, sounds like a lot of people also agreed that adding himself cheapened Edge's Return to WWE. But like i said, Backlash, on the 16th of May (MY BIRTHDAY!) IS THE WRESTLEMANIA REMATCH SHOW, and they need something to book as a main event. They have a month to do so, which means A B-SHOW WILL HAVE BETTER BOOKING THAN THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR! They pulled it off....Barely! Hopefully they have learned what not to do In Texas Next year, and hopefully we are not flying by the seats of our Pants Next Year!

Well, That's it!

Tomorrow, one of 2 things will happen: a WWE DRAFT OR ME RELEASING A SUMMER SCHEDULE! Either way Join me tomorrow morning, If you can't wait til then, Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli!

WRESTLEMANIA 37 PREDICTIONS

 It's being a while, hasn't it, since i did a predictions post, what with Smackdown being live on Friday Nights. But Smackdown is Pre-Recorded this week, and all matches were confirmed last night, so lets get to the Second ever 2 night Wrestlemania

NIGHT ONE 

(ALL MATCHES ARE LISTED IN TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

BOBBY LASHLEY (c) w/MVP  VS DREW MCINTYRE

Whether it's deliberate, or Happenstance, but i think the year for Drew will be Bookended perfectly by the end of night one, Last year winning the title on night 2, and this year losing the title shot on Night one. 

I think MVP has us all fooled, i think" Breaking up" the Hurt Business was all but a long con, to keep the belt on Lashley.

MONEY ON: LASHLEY

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

SASHA BANKS(C) VS BIANCA BEL-AIR

It took an unnecessary team-up, to make this rivalry and it doesn't work! Both woman work the Same gimmick and it's uninteresting.

MONEY ON: ONLY TWO WOMEN'S BELTS SHOULD CHANGE HANDS THIS WEEKEND AT IT'S NOT THIS ONE!

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE NEW DAY (KOFI KINGSTON/XAVIER WOODS) (C) VS AJ STYLES AND OMOS

The NEW DAY? Community? (OK THAT'S MY ONE PER POST!)

MONEY ON: OMOS IS AN X-FACTOR, I ASKED AROUND IF OMOS GOT PREVIOUS MATCHES IN THE INDIES AND GOT NOTHING! TOO CLOSE TO CALL, BUT EXPECT A CARRY JOB BY STYLES!

TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TITLE MATCH AT NIGHT 2

ACTUAL TEAM VS JOB TEAM 1 VS JOB TEAM 2 VS JOB TEAM 3

I am pissed that once again, the women's division is directly or indirectly putting over a man! The only thing they can do right, is booked Right Team, or should i say, Book the RIOTT Team. This will also be the first Mania Tag Turmoil match at Mania in 17 years!

MONEY ON: NAOMI AND LANA (WHITE COTTON PANTIES, PAL!)

Speaking of matches that haven't being done in years

STEEL CAGE MATCH

COL. MCSWEATYBOLLIX VS PROUD-BOY BRAUN!

It's Being 35 years since the last mania cage match, Yes, it was wrestlemania 2 when the standard cage was put out! They may say it was to make Braun Brutal, But i think it's because in a cage they cant do the stupis train sounds spot they made Braun a joke on Socials.

MONEY ON: SHANE WITH HELP FROM ELIAS AND TRIPLE R: RYKER THE RACIST ROADIE!

SPEAKING OF BEING A JOKE....

GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND JOHNNY LASTBRICK VS BAD BUNNY AND DAMIAN PRIEST.

Do i even have to say it?

NEXT!

SETH ROLLINS VS CESARO

Now, this will be the Highlight and the Sleeper hit of the Night. I will be looking forward to this more than anything! 

MONEY ON: CESARO!

NIGHT 2 PREDICTIONS

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP

EDGE VS ROMAN REIGNS (C) W/PAUL HEYMEN AND JEY USO VS DANIEL BRYAN

Way to cheapen the 10 year struggle to get better and Royal Rumble win, Guys!

And i like Bryan, But this? It kind of left a bad taste in my mouth! Still, it's pretty obvious who is winning!

MONEY ON: EDGE!

WWE RAW WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH

ASUKA (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Get your Popcorn ready, because the only women's match not infestated by a Wine-Expert Clown will be explosive! After the Baffling Conclusion of last years Title Match! Rhea is back on her Redemption Arc!

MONEY ON: RHEA

PR DISASTER ON A POLE MATCH! (NIGERIAN DRUM MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

BIG E (C) VS APOLLO CREWS

....JUST DON'T LET HULK HOGAN GET ANYWHERE NEAR THIS MATCH!

I don't even know what kind of match this is.... I'm guessing No Dq if the Drum is a weapon! maybe it is on a pole!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

MATT "#NOMEANSNOBRO!" RIDDLE (C) VS LAME-ARSE!

I think Sheamus will Win, Riddle is a bit Scummy, ok a LOT Scummy and it's affecting me on calling his matches fairly.

POSSIBLE CINEMATIC MATCH!

RANDY ORTON VS SOUTHERN FRIED FIEND W/ ALEXA BLISS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGHbNPn10Tw

WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH 

SHAYNA BAYSZER AND NIA ANTIVAX VS WINNERS OF TAG TURMOIL

MONEY ON: SCENARIO 1-AGAINST RIOTT SQUAD-NEW CHAMPIONS

SCENARIO 2-AGAINST ANYONE ELSE?-SQUASH!

KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN W/ FAILED CHILD ACTOR!

At this rate, Vince should personally rip up Sami's contract and give him the bus Fare to Jacksonville! Money on: FUCK LOGAN PAUL! IF SAMI DECKS THAT BASTARD HE WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE FACE! 

Results will be up Monday For both Nights. Have a great week with Takeover and the hall of fame and Prelude, and if you are not burnt out on wrestling Join me on Twitter @RealEnli