ROYAL RUMBLE 2023: SCAMMERS, SODA, SPOOKS AND SHOCKS!

 Because Ppvs are now on Saturdays, that means I'm drafting and Launching it at home on my phone, and not on a Computer, which means no memes or links. As such this will be a condensed review of the Rumble matches, Starting with the men's match.

• I could not have booked a Better 1st and 2nd entry than Gunter and Sheamus, given how great their match at The Clash at the Castle was.
• Miz is where will be from now on, as the Ineffectual Gatekeeper to younger talent, no longer doing anything of merit, because that would mean putting in effort.
• Bobby Lashley eliminated Brock Lesnar. Lashley Vs Lesner Confirmed For Mania.
• Rey was taking out by his Prison Bitch of a Son. Rey Vs Dom Confirmed!
• Booker T looked Fantastic Shape last night! As little as it lasted.
• Edge is back, To settle the Score with Judgement Day. Rhea attacked him from behind, which Summoned Beth to deal with her. I would imagine, that this was leading to a mixed tag, until what happened later happened.
• IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE, LOGAN PAUL A FINAL 3 CONTESTANT OF THE RUMBLE?
• BUT OF COURSE, NUMBER 30 WAS CODY! And this year's Men's Winner. Cody and Gunther had one amazing final 2 sequence, one of the best in years. And Cody, yes he deserved it.

And two Stinkers back to back. First we know what a Mountain Dew Pitch black match is...and it's stupid! So the Lights Dimmed over a Street fight, bathed in Black light With Glow in the dark gear and makeup. Even the weapons glowed. But the worse part was the Announce table was Gimmicked to filled with Day glow Packing Peanuts that spilled Everywhere and Stuck into there bodies. I think the match was told to go home and Bray hit Sister Abigail, but out came uncle Howdy to splash LA Knight on the runway for a fireworks stunt.

Next Bianca Belair barely broke a sweat dealing with Alexa Bliss, who is Regressing in Ability. After the loss, Uncle Howdy in pre tape repeated "Do you think you are in Control" over and over.

Now to the Women's Rumble.

• B-Fab is the Shits!
• A lot of Nxt call up and Returns to fill the numbers. Roxanne, Nattie, Piper Niven, Michelle McCool,  MidCardona's Jobber wife! Indi Hartwell, Shitzi BlackFart and the thirtieth spot that gets its own Bullet Point.
• Asuka has a new look, and new music. She's being teasing us with pictures of her in Joker makeup. I love this new take.
• Number 30 it's the Return of My Hole Jax, The Annoying Potato Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nia Jax!, The roster was not having any of that, so they ganged up to throw her Big Ass out!

After that women were flying around like lawn darts! Rhea won, but who does she face? I'm hoping on some revenge on Charlotte.

Because we had to waste everyone time with a Concert, Kevin Owens Vs Roman Reigns was a foregone conclusion....but the Storytelling after. With Kevin Owens defeated and broken, Paulie brought out handcuffs to beat him Senseless as Sami Watched. He was given a chance to cave Kevin's skull in but Sami Swung a chair at Roman and Sami was laid out. Now that's Long term Storytelling!

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MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING BLOOD AND THUNDER PART 2-LOST SUNBATHER

 This will Be Quick there are 3 matches this week but the Main event was a Squash, lets get to it, this is second Hour of The MLW Blood and Thunder Event, Previously Filmed Earlier this month.

We Start with Featherweight Action (Women's Division) and previously this match was Advertised as The champion Taya Valkyrie versus Trish Adora, Who will Now be Facing Gia Scott, a Four year Pro. And this was a great Technical ground Based Match-AND IT WAS FROM THE WOMEN'S DIVISON! I shouldn't act Surprised but given what we had next, I was going to take Any technical Wrestling I could! I think I seen Trish Adora on Rampage (Which at this Point is like The Wrestling world's answer to Dr Who, everyone's being on it!), And She has Personality beyond  her Green hair, He has Backstory, She's an Ex Vet, and a Charity Worker-And she can Wrestle-Company's can use her!

Next it's time to get Indie-riffic with our Second Match. TJ Crawford, a guy with Silver Trunks and Hair and a Great Body vs Some Floppy haired Moron who fancy himself to be the Understudy of Kenny Olievier, the World's greatest Wrestling Artiste! This Price Eejit, With Stupid Facial and Finger pointing and Overselling and Farm Animal Sounds when he throws a Punch and Kick. People Say that when Orange Cassidy does the lights kicks that the other guy should just lay his the Fuck Out? Well Crawford Did Just That? Prince Won With A Superkick after nearly cutting the other guys Head off with a fucking Stiff Low-Ki Style Tree of Woe Stomp!

The World's Champion Alex Hammerstone is a Man with a Target on his Back. He faces John Hennigan at Superfight, he has being assaulted By The Judge EJ Nduka. but he's here Scout his Opponent in the here and now, the man he bet for his very title, Jacob Fatu, Who tonight is facing a guy they built for month Ben-K....And this is who we get, a Japanese Man who's In Golden Swimming trunks and Gold Chains around his next with a Yellow Rose in his hand. He look like a Lost Sunbather! And he did not impress, at all in fact he got no offence in....Until Fatu Botched a Suicide Dive off a Chair...Though Matt Striker and Rich Bochini on commentary were the MVPs tonight, they turned it around and made it a Question to Hammer and asked him will Fatu's Hubris cost him once again. And even then, The botch to the floor was a non-factor, Fatu won. He Put over Ben-k and he Put Hammerstone on Notice.

As Far as I know, Superfight is exclusively on the Fite tv App. So there Next Special Tapings Will Be March or April.

Stay Tuned To This blog on Monday as I will have all the results of the Royal Rumble!

WWE RAW 30TH ANNIVERSARY -THIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!

 Five seconds in and that incessant Terrible Ripoff of Blue Da ba Dee by some Skank called Boobie Rip-Shirt and I knew this will be a long night!

Speaking of long nights, this Is the reason why Blood and Thunder part 2 will be tomorrow.

We open with Scientology's new pawn, The Orange Supremist, The Ole HACK HOGAN, Who had forgotten to use a microphone. Yes, he is an Scienctogost, and calling Tom Cruise Gay makes him pissed, even more that mixing Bloodlines!

Speaking of Which, The Bloodline opened the Show With Tribal Court, to determine If Sami Zayn remains in the Bloodline or Not. The Crowd was Divided chanting for Roman or Sami. Because we were in Phillie, the crowd chanted ECW at Paul Heyman, But Paulie was Cooking Last Night "ECW...IS DEAD AND SO IS SAMI ZAYN" Paul was the Prosecutor, with footage of Sami's self serving and Cowardice. Sami played for Sympathy and refused to Defend himself, and This Set off Roman, "YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THIS AND YOU WON'T DEFEND YOURSELF, WHEN THE TIME COMES?" He Ordered Solo to Spike Sami, But Jimmy Uso came in, the one Uso, who suspected Sami, came to his aid. Sami is found Innocent, but He Doesn't want to see Sami, in his locker room til the Rumble. This was Great, but I wonder if they could have ended raw with this.

First Match the Usos Put up the Raw Belts Only against the Judgement Day, Namely Damian Priest and Dom the Prison Bitch! Good Back and Forth, Until One of the Uso is wiped out so Sami takes his Place. And Sami with a hot crowd becomes a World-beater. The Bloodline retains after a hot Match.

Backstage and the rest of the Legends and Jobbers will appear in vignettes around Ron Simmons Poker Tournament. Not much to Say, Ron Simmons, Godfather as a bouncer, Madusa, Billed As Alundra Blayze, Diamond Dallas Page all loses any table Baron Corbin is on, Until Ted DiBiase and IRS Steal the winning with Ron ending with his "Dahm".

La Knight out for a Promo, and challenges any legend! And out comes The Undertaker. Knight Backs off until Bray comes out behind him and Knight runs into the ring and Gets a Chokeslam as both Bray and 'TAKER stare at each other. And we still don't know what a Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match is! At this rate it Could be A Mimosa Mayhem Match, but with Kiddie Pools full of Mineral instead of Orange Juice.

Cage Match Didn't Happen. I don't know why on time of writing but this was embarrassing given the state of the Women's Division was shown last night!

DX Reunion was Next and Kurt Angle wants to join DX, They are Horsing off, until Imperium turns up, So Triple H Summons Seth Rollins, and then Then the Street Profits, And here's Teddy Long so Now Its a 6 MAN TAG, PLAYAH! HOLLA HOLLA! With Kurt Angle as Ref.

And after the Break, Jerry "King Pervert" Lawlor is here, No doubt was Suppose to be here to perv on the Women's Match that didn't happen! This match was Nothing Special, But the crowd did pop for Gunther and Rollins Squaring up! Faces Won!

Bobby Lashley was Backstage getting Interviewed, Until Mvp wanted to help him but Lashley told him to stay out of his way.

Ric Flair introduced The World Charlotte Champion, Charlotte! she did the same Woos and Happy talk, until Bianca Came out to do her Happy Talk. But Out comes Sonya and you could play it by Ear- Sonya Complains, Her mouth gets her in a Match With Bianca, Sonya loses-RINSE AND REPEAT! After the Match Alexa Bliss cut a promo on the tron to her reflection, about winning the title Saturday.

In The Graveyard Spot were he Belongs Gobshite From MTV got attacked by Kevin Owens who cuts a promo on Roman Reigns.

And finally Up to the finish Austin Theory and Bobby Lashley had a Competitive no DQ match, But it was indeed NO DQ....LAZY BOOKING! As one of spoiled Surprises for the Royal Rumble, Brock Lesner Hit Bobby Lashley with an f5, hit Austin an F5 onto Bobby Lashley and pinned him. What the fuck was that? 

Join me Tomorrow as we Conclude Blood and Thunder. Follow me on TWITTER AT @REALENLI While you still get Twitter for free, and you can find me on the Mastdon.world server at the same name!

MLW: BLOOD AND THUNDER PART 1: DURAN'S GAMBIT!

 In Memory of Jay Briscoe, who's Death was announced nine hours before writing.

Surprise!

Didn't think You'd see me so soon after such a big Post, Didn't Ya! Well, Neither Did I! But Last night i was heading to bed when MLW dropped the first hour of Matches that were Billed as the Blood and Thunder Special...Next Week will be part 2, Whenever That may be Next Week.

So Let's Start where We Left off Two years ago, MLW was Over-run by the heel Faction of Contra. Until The Booking was Given over to Lucha Underground's Booker, Cesar Duran. Who used his talent and Contentions to Rid MLW of Simon Gotch And Josef Samael. (Ikari Khan was still There, but he's a Job-Guy!) Contra Imploded When Jacob Fatu and Mads Kruger Had Bloody Street fight after another in their Feuds. When the dust settled, Mads would turn his attention to the world's Title and Fatu would Team with his Cousins Lance A'noi and Big Juicy.

However Cesar was Not the Saviour, MLW thought he was, Alex Hammerstone didn't Trust Cesar and It lead to Cesar asking Hammer to drop the belt to Mil Meurtes, after Hammer Defeated Fatu for the Belt. Cesar was Front and Centre to every Heel Turn and Shady Deal, Until last week's episode, Management had enough and fired Cesar.

This leads to the Cesar, addressing the crowd, THIS week first, and Despite English not being Cesar's first language, The Mexican gives 100% into menacing Promos. With the Frail Body and the black Suits, He gives off a Godfather Vibe. He essentially tells the Crowd in Philadelphia that he's Sniping talent for his Lucha Underground Revival, which we will see as the Show Continues.

 First of 2 matches And it's for the Middleweight Championship of the World. Former wwe Jobber Lince Dorado vs Dragongate's Shun Skywalker....and the crowd couldn't care less! And Phillie is Known for it's Loud cult-like wrestling fans! Good on them, they can do the Flippy shit, Go to Jacksonville if you are good at That, But the Crowd last night (At a show filmed on the 12th) was a serious Indictment on the state of wrestling-Everyone is sick of Trampoline Cowboys. Anyway, Finish was Ruined by Lince's Music played Before the Pin. And We have a New Champion-2 weeks after the last one! During a promo, Cesar Returned to Pour Champaign on Lince and telling the Heelish Face they need to talk.

He appeared twice more in 2 More Promos. First Attempting to Hire the Bombaye Fight Club, Then accepting the Booker Of the Year and Cutting a promo on Both Vince McMahon and Tony Khan ("I Didn't Get here By my Daddy, or waiting for him to Die!") he then revealed that he is Not going anywhere, as he was hired to be the manager of his new Client, the Featherweight (Women's) Champion, Taya Valkyrie. And now it makes Sense to turn her Heel on NWA. Because she is now heel here. But Like the tag division it's not Established. Taya will Face Some Green Haired women Next week.

And Now to the Main event! 6 Man tag action as the Bombaye Fight Club (Alex Kane, Mr Thomas and Myron Reed) faced Bulldog Jr and The New British Bulldogs, The Billington Brothers, Thomas, 21 and Mark only 19! This was Great! Alex Kane is pound for pound the best Technical wrestler MLW have, as well as being A mountain of man, Mr Thomas is no Minnow himself and Myron is such a high and Cocky lil Bastard with a slappable face, that it makes the Team. But it was all about a legacy been reborn. Too be that Talented, that Young, especially Mark Billington, at 19! They showed like their father, that they can ground people in the ring But Fly over in taking out, local Pin-monkeys Posing as an Entourage! Finish was the Billington's taking out Kane, Reed and Jobbers with a Double dive as the 2 powerhouses were legal., With Bulldog Junior slamming Mr Thomas with a Middle Rope Powerslam!

And that's part 1 of the Show filmed as part of Blood and Thunder. Next week. Cesar reveals a new signing, Taya is in Title Match Action and in the Main Event, Jacob Fatu faces Japan's Ben-K!

The Flippies awards 2023

 Was there a more An unpredictable, and tumultuous year than 2022 in wrestling?

A long awaited Return that took 30 years, was diminished when Drew McIntyre was Lex Luger'd in his Home Country. Meanwhile the return that noone wanted at first, became the Catalyst to the Bravest, Yet Unsettling Matches of the year. Backstage, the "Shocker" that Vince was a naughty boy, shocked everyone in so-called Legitimate Media....and it had nothing to do with his Best Friend being a Nazi!

It was the year Roman tightened his Grip on the belts, The Year Ze Valter-Guntha, excelled beyond his stupid new name. And the year Sami Zayn dragged himself from under the pit Vince put in him in by jobbing to Johnny Nailballs!

Over on the other companies, NWA became a Carny Clown Show when Nick Aldis saw what was coming and took his Ball and Ran. Despite Some talent remaining, it does not change that Billy Corgan is pushing Gimps, Man-Children, a backstage interviewer who can barely speak English and put the Belt on That Fat Fuck From Fox News, The Quanon Smash, Tyrus! 

Over on AEW, whenever ITV could be Arsed to Show it on time, Kenny Olivier and Chris Jericho were like a Divorcing Couple fighting over who gets to parent the Young Talent and who gets to Poison the Well, to stay relevant in the eyes of others. But if we look at MJF, We can see the Future, and it Works!

MLW got a TV Deal, Of Sorts In Britain, (IT'S COMPLICATED!), CUNT-HOLE YOUR NARRATIVE Spiralled out of Control and Impact Wrestling became A Floating Corpse in the Ocean: Every Now and then it Resurfaces, only to Sink again!

And While we Wait who getting to the keys to the Wwe Castle, The Saudis or the Nazi Rat!, Let's Dole out some Awards, 

THE DISCO STU FOR DEBUT OF 2022

SEND HOOK!

Okay, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING! Hook was on Dark and Rampage, But be Honest, DOES ANYONE WATCH THOSE? So far he's the Champion of a Fake belt, But with that Pedigree, can you imagine what he would be like if he was Booked for Real?

THE MAUD'S FUNERAL FOR MOST HEARTBREAKING EXIT OR IN MEMORIAM AWARD!

NXTUK-Lets Hope NXT EUROPE DOES BETTER!

This one Hits hard since I am on this side of the Pond, Especially when it was closed down around the Time of Clash at the Castle, 90% of the roster was giving it's marching orders, while Some were Deservingly Salvaged, (Ilya Dragonov, Tyler Bate, the Jury Is still Out on Repackaging A-Kid as Arse-ium, I mean Axiom!) But some dismissal were just Wrong (You Fire Noam Dar, Trent Seven And Sam Gradwell, But you Keep The Sci-Fi Stripper Sophie Turner?) For those still with WWE, I hope Hunter and by extension the new Owners, know what they are doing!

THE "MY PLANET NEEDS ME!" AWARD FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BECOME AS WELCOME AS COVID LAST YEAR!

JOHNNY ACE-GOOD LUCK AND FUCK YA ON YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVOURS!

I Never Thought I would see the day, that Serial Shagger John Laurinitaus would see his End after getting his End away for so many years! But a sacrifice had to made in response to the Allegations made by The Paralegal that him and Vince  were sharing like popcorn at the cinema! And This had being one of those firings that have stuck, muck like Joey Ryan, Laurinitaus tried to sign up as a guest for a Wrestling convention meet and Greet and was told that he was not Welcome. Even The NWA, that has An Accused Rapist as it's World's Champion Doesn't want Johnny Ace! 

THE "DR MARVIN WAS SICK" AWARD FOR A RETURN GREATER THAN LAZARUS AND STARDUST DRAGON COMBINED GOES TO...

CHARLOTTE FLAIR

WHEN THE QUEEN'S AWAY THE MICE....PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH TABLES AND STILL KICK OUT!

Never Have I thought that I would miss Charlotte Flair and her downright Dictatorship over the Women Title, (long time Followers will know I refer to the Smackdown Women's Division as the Charlotte Division!) But in her Absence, who did we have on the Blue Brand? A Half-Arse Rhonda Rousey, Liv Morgan Who can't even look over the bottom rope, but can somehow this 5 foot 1 Girl, if she is an Inch, can kick out of Being thrown into tables, Xia Li is unused, and Everyone else is Still Green. Also where is Nattie?

This Summer had being the most uninteresting Period for the Friday night show , while Raw had being killing it. So maybe, Just this once, I won't complain too much about Charlotte bring The World Charlotte Champion of the Charlotte Division!

WORST. EPISODE. EVER! FOR WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR 2022.

SAMI ZAYN VS JOHNNY NAILBALLS!

VINCE'S HATE-BONER PITCHES A TENT!

If anyone had a Rough few years in the Years Under the Deranged Booking of Vince McMahon, it was Sami Zayn. So this match with Fucking Johnny Knoxville, was solely made to bury What was left of Sami Zayn career, by turning the match into a Stage Stunt Show with Bowling Balls, Male Strippers and midgets as a Failed Actor put this Wrestler in a Mousetrap, As Piped on Cheers meshed with Visuals of people booing the Insult to their Sport they paid for!

But a funny thing happened, in the weeks before the Feud, Johnny Nailballs Doxxed Sami Zayn's Phone number, and I bet most, if not all were calls of Support, and now what started as him becoming a Chickenshit lapdog of Roman Reigns, has now became the Sympathetic Heel, that the crowd wants him to turn on Roman! Quite the Turnaround, let me tell you!

Honourable mention: AEW Brawlout!

THE BELLA AWARD FOR WORST FEMALE

MARINA SHAFIR: PROMO OF THE YEAR!

Promo of the Year was not, Dax Harwood's Emotional "Fight like a Girl" Promo, in which he revealed his daughter had a heart Defect, it was not Twinkle Toes' masterclass Manipulation that was the "Kitty cat" promo of his return, it will shock you to learn that, promo of the year was not from MJF! No, It was from a Women in a Straw Hat, Trying Too Hard to be Hard in her home town, this was the Gift that kept Giving!

Sadly, there is No video of just the Promo itself on the 'tube, so I will describe what was went On. 

Marina Shafir, Who was in her Hometown of Albany New York was Cutting a Promo, Firstly thanking the People of Albany, for Welcoming her family who Immigrated from Moldova in the 90s..or I think she was Thanking them because, in the entire Promo, Marina never once lowered her voice or Softened her tone, for the parts were she should have been Sincere! She then "Thanked" Albany for shaping her, and here is when people should Know Shafir's Nickname is "The Problem" That Albany is "PART OF THE PROBLEM"...as Marina's Cohorts, dumbfounded, try to salvage the Promo by chastising the crowd for pissing her off....except that wasn't the case!

what happened next was Meme Gold!

She addressed the Crowd as people who Know her, that's when she turned to the camera and pointed and announced "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" Repeatedly ending with her Beating up the turnbuckle as the Announcers cackled and Her Manager Vickie Guerrerro stifling a snicker on camera. It did nothing for her as she remains on the youtube show for Aew!

Do you know what it reminded me of?

THIS!

THE POOCHIE AWARD FOR WORST MALE-FOR THE FIRST TIME, A SIX WAY TIE!

GENE MEDINA, MINI ABISSMO NEGRA, AREZ, TAURUS, DR.DAX AND GANGREL COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS STRANGE SANGRIE

Right now you are looking at 4, Maybe 5, of those names and thinking one thing

"WHO?"

Maybe it's time to remind you that I only review televised ppvs for Televised Companies, and while the Distribution of MLW's Content is...Complicated, they do indeed have a television deal. And MLW has a tremendous roster and Upside. Alex Hammerstone has Matured into a Workhorse Champion and His work with former Partner Rich Holiday word have ended with Hammer dropping the Belt to him, if it wasn't for Richard Holiday contracting Hodgkin's Lymphoma , EJ Nduka is wwe's Loss and MLW's Gain. Jacob Fatu continues to astonish with his pedigree and Ungodly Speed and Aerial Moves for a 300 pounder, and Alex Kane, Myron Reed and David Richards Feud for the National Openweight Title and the Stolen Opera Cup was in Contention of Match of the year.

HOWEVER.....MLW FUSION IS ONLY AN HOUR LONG SHOW! and you would be lucky to have  more than 2 matches...IF MICROMAN IS NOT BOOKED!

Yes, For you see, for all the Good I Mentioned it's Ironically overshadowed by a 2 foot-luchadore called Microman, who from his ring walk to his work, drags an entire Match for 30 minutes. and worst still is not only seeing 6 men-Not only Job to a Midget, but Bump for a Midget. The only good that comes is that 4 of the 6 are wearing Masks and/or facepaint, so noone recognises them after the matches!  

THE MARGE AWARD FOR BEST FEMALE

BIANCA BELAIR-WHIP IT GOOD!

And people say WWE doesn't make new Stars!

on the flipside of Smackdown having a Champion who didn't want to there in Ronda Rousey to a Champion that didn't Deserve it like Liv, On Raw, The Roster thrived if not in the main event, but on the 3rd hour of the flagship show. Bianca not only showed she have matches when lead by Becky Lynch, Bayley or Asuka, But get something out of a now Listless Alexa Bliss. Bianca is currently champion, But with such a Stacked Roster, It's Surprising her Reign has being this long!

THE HOMER AWARD FOR BEST MALE AND THE 138TH EPISODE AWARD FOR BEST MATCH GOES TO CODY RHODES AND HIS BRUTAL BUT AWE-INSPIRING HELL IN A CELL MATCH AT THE EMPONYMOUS EVENT AGAINST SETH ROLLINS.

It all Started with A Surprise Return at Wrestlemania, one that was rumoured and dismissed by many. that Cody Rhodes one of the EVP of the Rival All Elite Wrestling, would return to wwe, but there he was Standing In his Father's Home State of Texas, Not the  WWE Cody Rhodes who didn't pay Dues and covered himself in Babyoil, But the Cody Rhodes of Aew, The American Nightmare. What followed was a Feud that lead to an injury that was waved off, until the reports of the morning of The Hell in a Cell premium Live Event, that during a work-out Session, Cody's Right Pectoral Ripped Further, while he was lifting weights. Despite being told not to arrive, he did and to make sure that no-one thought it was a Work...

 

I Remember this moment watching it live last year, and when he took off the jacket, the thunderous crowd just fell into Stunned Silence, What Followed was a Match as Gutsy as it was Wince-Inducing, As against all Odds, despite Being Told Not Too, despite Putting more strain that will increase his rehab time, Cody went the Distance. 

And That's it for 2022!

Hopefully next week, MLW Blood and Thunder will be up for review purposes, but if not that, then Raw 30th anniversary will be next instead!

Until then

PEACE!

2023 NEW YEAR/SPRING SCHEDULE

 And I am back!

I hope you had a great Christmas when you read this, actually when I wrote this, I wrote it a week from the Big Day. So by the time you will see this, it will be January the 4th, and I hope that I had a good one too!

But now to The Matter at Hand!

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS TIL APRIL

• January-February: The Flippies Return-The Year End Awards named after the Simpsons. Who will get the Coveted Homer or Marge, and who deserves to be called Worst Episode Ever?
• January 24th: Raw 30th Anniversary!
• January: MLW: Blood and Thunder.
• January 30th: WWE Royal rumble.
• February to May Window: Ice-cream Review
• April the 3rd: Oh, That? That's the Wrestlemania Hollywood! Parts 1 and 2. 

The Magic Number...500!

First off all, thank you all for being here for the past 13 years so let's make year 14 the best one yet! As of the nature of the post? It will be a ppv of some sort. The identity will become apparent to everyone.... including Me!....once the day arrives!

Major League Wrestling 

As of November, Ayozat TV, (the Monopoly on Public Access in 3 Continents) started to televise episodes of the Small Hybrid Wrestling promotion, Even though the episodes tend to be A week after they show it Online. Which means the televised episodes are a fortnight behind America, I am desperate for an Alternative to WWE. Besides, my most read Ppvs posts are of the terrible TNA/Impact Ppvs, and it seems I missed foaming at the mouth at sheer stupidity and so did all of You! The YouTube video of the previous week's episodes launch somewhere between Friday and Saturday morning. And I will only be covering the Special Episodes on the Monday following the YouTube episode, a week after its App Showing.

Tarotober concludes this Year!

It has taken over a year, But the theme month comparing and competing which Game uses The Tarot better for it's narrative: the Modern 3 Persona games, or Street Fighter?

There is a snag though! While I have being covering two cards at a time per post, Due to how ridiculous 6 main characters in P3 did not have Social links instead of Being Grouped together as 1 entity and given links in a non canon game, this means that I will have to, due to the Bulk of going through 6 different characters, separate Judgement and The World into 2 different essays.

So it now looks like this:

• February: Tarotober Part 9- The Tower and the Star.
• March: Tarotober Part 10-The Moon and the Sun.
• Later this year: Part 11-Judgement
• Later this year: part 12-The World

Opinion Pieces.

As the news on the wrestling world happens, I will try to give my two cents on it.

And off course, all posts are Subject to change.

Bogger box office schedule til April.

Over at Bbo, the current storyline finally ends. But when A Dream Does Decay what is left for anyone to life for?

• January: Bullet Train
• February: Free Guy
• March: Saint Patrick's Day Special- Belfast
• April: Gemini Man!

And a special announcement!

By the Time you read this, I would have joined Mastodon. Eejit-lon's decision to ban 3rd Party linking, as Someone who is a small time Content Creator, Links and retweets are the only way I gain any traction. I haven't joined in time of writing, but I  have a link that I have added below.

Enli, Journeyman Reviewer (@RealEnli@mastodon.world) - Mastodon

And let's make 2023 a great year together!