Five seconds in and that incessant Terrible Ripoff of Blue Da ba Dee by some Skank called Boobie Rip-Shirt and I knew this will be a long night!
Speaking of long nights, this Is the reason why Blood and Thunder part 2 will be tomorrow.
We open with Scientology's new pawn, The Orange Supremist, The Ole HACK HOGAN, Who had forgotten to use a microphone. Yes, he is an Scienctogost, and calling Tom Cruise Gay makes him pissed, even more that mixing Bloodlines!
Speaking of Which, The Bloodline opened the Show With Tribal Court, to determine If Sami Zayn remains in the Bloodline or Not. The Crowd was Divided chanting for Roman or Sami. Because we were in Phillie, the crowd chanted ECW at Paul Heyman, But Paulie was Cooking Last Night "ECW...IS DEAD AND SO IS SAMI ZAYN" Paul was the Prosecutor, with footage of Sami's self serving and Cowardice. Sami played for Sympathy and refused to Defend himself, and This Set off Roman, "YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THIS AND YOU WON'T DEFEND YOURSELF, WHEN THE TIME COMES?" He Ordered Solo to Spike Sami, But Jimmy Uso came in, the one Uso, who suspected Sami, came to his aid. Sami is found Innocent, but He Doesn't want to see Sami, in his locker room til the Rumble. This was Great, but I wonder if they could have ended raw with this.
First Match the Usos Put up the Raw Belts Only against the Judgement Day, Namely Damian Priest and Dom the Prison Bitch! Good Back and Forth, Until One of the Uso is wiped out so Sami takes his Place. And Sami with a hot crowd becomes a World-beater. The Bloodline retains after a hot Match.
Backstage and the rest of the Legends and Jobbers will appear in vignettes around Ron Simmons Poker Tournament. Not much to Say, Ron Simmons, Godfather as a bouncer, Madusa, Billed As Alundra Blayze, Diamond Dallas Page all loses any table Baron Corbin is on, Until Ted DiBiase and IRS Steal the winning with Ron ending with his "Dahm".
La Knight out for a Promo, and challenges any legend! And out comes The Undertaker. Knight Backs off until Bray comes out behind him and Knight runs into the ring and Gets a Chokeslam as both Bray and 'TAKER stare at each other. And we still don't know what a Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match is! At this rate it Could be A Mimosa Mayhem Match, but with Kiddie Pools full of Mineral instead of Orange Juice.
Cage Match Didn't Happen. I don't know why on time of writing but this was embarrassing given the state of the Women's Division was shown last night!
DX Reunion was Next and Kurt Angle wants to join DX, They are Horsing off, until Imperium turns up, So Triple H Summons Seth Rollins, and then Then the Street Profits, And here's Teddy Long so Now Its a 6 MAN TAG, PLAYAH! HOLLA HOLLA! With Kurt Angle as Ref.
And after the Break, Jerry "King Pervert" Lawlor is here, No doubt was Suppose to be here to perv on the Women's Match that didn't happen! This match was Nothing Special, But the crowd did pop for Gunther and Rollins Squaring up! Faces Won!
Bobby Lashley was Backstage getting Interviewed, Until Mvp wanted to help him but Lashley told him to stay out of his way.
Ric Flair introduced The World Charlotte Champion, Charlotte! she did the same Woos and Happy talk, until Bianca Came out to do her Happy Talk. But Out comes Sonya and you could play it by Ear- Sonya Complains, Her mouth gets her in a Match With Bianca, Sonya loses-RINSE AND REPEAT! After the Match Alexa Bliss cut a promo on the tron to her reflection, about winning the title Saturday.
In The Graveyard Spot were he Belongs Gobshite From MTV got attacked by Kevin Owens who cuts a promo on Roman Reigns.
And finally Up to the finish Austin Theory and Bobby Lashley had a Competitive no DQ match, But it was indeed NO DQ....LAZY BOOKING! As one of spoiled Surprises for the Royal Rumble, Brock Lesner Hit Bobby Lashley with an f5, hit Austin an F5 onto Bobby Lashley and pinned him. What the fuck was that?
Join me Tomorrow as we Conclude Blood and Thunder. Follow me on TWITTER AT @REALENLI While you still get Twitter for free, and you can find me on the Mastdon.world server at the same name!
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