Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Salina Dela Renta Presents: MLW FUSION EPISODE 188: FRESH FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE: CHOICE CUTS!

 PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION....

We Continue our Fallout of Slaughterhouse, But not in America as this Week Salina has the Pencil and with it, has ordered The Production truck to show Rocky Romero Title Defence In Stadium Mexico, as Executive Producer to this week's Show, makes it in conjunction with CMLL.

Tonight with The World's Champion, Alex Kane as her Guest. "La Bruja" has a Special Announcement regarding the Next Payperview, FIGHTLAND!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-no Change

  • World's: Alex Kane
  • Middleweight: Rocky Romero
  • Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
  • Featherweight: Janai Kai.

Jesus Rodriguez announces Salina Dela Renta. She is about to tell us the main event of Fightland when Ichiban enters  with Translator/Relative. Salina gets angry at Ichiban, because of the two Cultures he appropriated, Mexico's is one of them, So she makes Jesus versus Ichiban for right now, Jesus Conveniently having a Body suit under his Tuxedo.

Ichiban Squashed Jesus Rodriguez very soundly, in the only physical match contested in the arena that night. After the Bout, Rocky Romero, Jesus and Janai Kai attacked The Still Undefeated Ichiban with a Chair. The Man from the Number 1 Dojo, has a claim to both Of Romero's titles, But Salina will stack the deck as you will see.

Salina Announces Fightland tag match between Rocky Romero And Barbaria Cadavarinario

 Sorry i Said that Wrong! Rocky Romero and

"BAAAAAARRRBARIA CADAAAAAVARRRRRINAROOOOOOO!
HE HIT HIM WITH THE CORNHOLIO TP FOR MYYYYYYY BUNGHOLE!"


Vs Ichiban and Mascara Dorado #2 but is Constantly interrupted by the Bombaye Fight Club chanting their name. 

Second Match Was a Recording from CMLL, Rocky Romero vs Former TNA Star Volodor Jr. Not the Full Match because all of the FUCKING Camera Cuts. There was so many Camera Cuts in this match, you think Kevin Dunn had a Cousin South of the Border! However from all the parts that were watchable, this was a different Rocky from the one in The Puddin' Gang! They booked him to a threat, in Both of these Companies. Fancy That! Booking Smaller Men to be threats Also!

Salina cuts a Promo for Janai Kai, and cut to a video package, Proclaiming her Martial Arts backgrounds and her Proficiency for Kicks! Something Delmi Exo Found out at Slaughterhouse when she lost the Belt to her. 

After break Salina Dela Renta is Confronted by The Former Champion Delmi Exo, and  has a further Confrontation with Monsieur Saint Laurent, Exchanging Documents for Extortion. MSL will give her All the Dirt on Alex Kane in Exchange for The Former Chairman to Get the Booking rights for Fightland. And I'm Sure You Needed the Cameraman to show us this Large Man, shouting loudly "EXORTION!" In this packed Arena. I Know MLW Isn't Filmed Live, But I'm sure Alex Kane will have Words when he does see this episode.

Second Gear Crew drinking in Carpark and Salina confronts them only for Jacob Fatu to scare her off and start Drinking!

Salina introduces Alex Kane, The Dirt That MSL Had on Alex Kane? A lie about Him and Thomas being Gay Lovers. So With that Quickly Dropped, Realizing She Fucked Up Trusting MSL, Salina Introduces the New number one contender Jacob Fatu. The Crowd Pop, and For Sure, it will be a good match....except we just saw Jacob Horsing around with a beer in his hand calling Salina Every name you can't call a women only 5 minutes ago! If they Didn't have the previous Segment I would be fine about it!

NEXT WEEK, IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL!

MLW FUSION RETURNS TO IT'S HOME ON MONDAY! 

as of right now All that's Announced is Love-Doug responds to Becca's Letter and the card to Fightland is to take shape. See you all Next Week!

Next week, Love Doug meets Becca over the Letter. 

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